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RomanceRe: . by Crocz(m): 9:39am On Aug 16, 2014
chidekings: had to post this cus one of my frnd is going thru this.Have u ever be in a situation when someone loves u and willing to do most things for u but cus of situations beyond their control(richer guy taking care of her and her siblings in sch)she cant let u go,but want u to stay,when both of u knows that the richer guy stands a better chance of marrying her.
God!...what's this guy saying for goodness sake?...somebody pls explain
RomanceRe: Preetiest Girl I Ever Been With. Doro Mega Super Preety by Crocz(m): 9:17am On Aug 16, 2014
firstEVA: op she is really pretty, but I hope she loves you as much as you love her?
He probably doesn't even care if she does, I guess...he's just enjoying the moment
RomanceRe: Meet The Nairaland Beautiful Ladies by Crocz(m):
Why are all these girls scared of posting their pics?...come on, flaunt what you've gat and make somebody smile joor!
RomanceRe: If You Are Called 10 Minutes To Your Wedding To Sign A $10m (n1.6bn) Contract, by Crocz(m): 9:01am On Aug 16, 2014
Won't hurt anybody to delay the wedding by 20min max...afterall we are africans!..lolz
RomanceRe: . by Crocz(m): 8:47am On Aug 16, 2014
christabel123: you sound too serious as if the @op directly wrote you this letter. hey cool down. even God forgive our sins. i dont think all men see it the way you do.
my thought though.
Did I in anyway say the sin is unforgivable?...we all make mistakes...doesn't mean she won't find a good husband...I for one can marry a single mother as long as the father of her child won't come sniffing around later.

Don't mind my tone, it's cos I once like the girl grin
RomanceRe: . by Crocz(m): 7:54am On Aug 16, 2014
I don't understand how girls fall into this category of half past one...ignorance is not an excuse
I know this beautiful girl, she just made one stupid mistake and a wrong turn to a guy's room rather than her father's house and everything changed in her life. There are things you do that you cannot take back ever again, it's defines you forever

RomanceRe: "You Have A Hot Body" by Crocz(m): 8:06pm On Aug 15, 2014
Liability: pishure of your body touching her body or..................
Hahaha...or what?...pictures of his body touching hers!?...can't stop laffing...you can't be serious
RomanceRe: . by Crocz(m): 8:00pm On Aug 15, 2014
chrisbaba1: [size=13pt]Be patient dear, and while you wait, get your english together, good guys like smart articulate ladies[/size] tongue.
Says who?...or on what basis is your assumption?...I get put off by ladies that form phonetics and I'm a gud guy.
The thing is her gulder ultimate search is gonna have another ugly twist when she tries that...makes girls look unreal
RomanceRe: . by Crocz(m): 7:59pm On Aug 15, 2014
chrisbaba1: [size=13pt]Be patient dear, and while you wait, get your english together, good guys like smart articulate ladies[/size] tongue.
Says who?...or on what basis is your assumption?...I get put off by ladies that form phonetics and I'm a gud guy
RomanceRe: Should She Cancel The Marriage Plans? by Crocz(m): 7:50pm On Aug 15, 2014
audreybrian: There is an NNPC depot in his village and his dad is like the biggest shareholder there.
If your father is a shareholder in a company doesn't in most cases mean you manage the company unless he holds highest share which is unlikely in NNPC, so he's probably a worker there...I suppose he can have weekend off and probably some months leave to enjoy his family in abuja if the wife has her way
RomanceRe: I Had Sex With 183 Women For Rituals by Crocz(m): 7:20pm On Aug 15, 2014
purplesummer: 365days/2 = 182.5
Therefore, he slept with a new woman every two days. embarassed

Now my question, how could a prayerful lady follow a man home to spend the night and then start praying while the man was peeing? It just doesn't add up. undecided
I was going to say that too...awkward!
RomanceRe: Should She Cancel The Marriage Plans? by Crocz(m): 7:11pm On Aug 15, 2014
She wants to relocate with him but wants to be based in abuja or lagos just to have a quiet and private home but he refused cos the businesses are in his home town.

To be honest, the only business I can think of in villages are farming, pounding akpu to sell except uncommon palm oil factory...so which of these is the business?
Anyways, d point is nobody is a slave to anybody in marriage and the wife should have a say in the matter...if she doesn't want to live in village, then they should make a compromise...probably she'll be visiting 2ice a week or something
RomanceRe: . by Crocz(m): 7:03pm On Aug 15, 2014
Like the good ones will come out and advertise themselves...looks like your gulder ultimate search is not gonna end anytime soon o
RomanceRe: What Do You Say When Someone You Don't Love Says I Love You by Crocz(m): 6:32pm On Aug 15, 2014
rozzay: Don't mind dem some will say I knew even b4 I knew u I loved u. Sey dem be Jesus haba !
Lolz...it's called "Application with a Faulty CV"
RomanceRe: What Do You Say When Someone You Don't Love Says I Love You by Crocz(m): 6:26pm On Aug 15, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Lol, naso I see am o. I wonder what some peeps are expecting to hear when they say that I love you.
Lol...maybe something like: "I know you love me but I don't feel the same about you now, I'm learning to..,I'm telling you this cos I don't wanna give u a false hope"...cest fini
And whenever you feel like, it's never gonna work..tell him straight, "I tried, it's not just working"...I think two qualities most men admire in ladies are being Real and Natural...when I say most men, I mean reasonable ones that think with their brain and not the balls and pillar down below cos dos men only admire ladies bouncy castles
RomanceRe: JESUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! She Bought Me A Car For My Birthday!!!!!(pix) by Crocz(m): 6:17pm On Aug 15, 2014
Yungwizzzy: Following my earlier thread here on NL on how desperate I was to date a rich sweet fine baby



well it worked, we got hooked up exchanged contacts and hard. some online xchange of some wild pix (unclade)

we finally met this evening and she promised to buy me a ride on my birthday which is coming lata this month!!!


I'm so soaked in alcohol right now

ama cruise that ride bought by a politician pikin!!!

May God bless Nairaland for this platform!!



btw(I'll update the pix when it arrives)
Chizusssssss!...another lunatic roaming the streets of nairaland...quarantine needed asap!, could be contagious
RomanceRe: How I Allowed A Good Man To Slip Away From My Grasp. *in Tears* by Crocz(m): 6:11pm On Aug 15, 2014
He just smiled on phone, wished me a happy birthday.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have been monsterously deceived!...this is a cooked story to attract posts and readers!
Is there nobody smart enough to see this?...how on earth would you know someone smiled on phone?...u be witch?
RomanceRe: What Do You Say When Someone You Don't Love Says I Love You by Crocz(m): 6:04pm On Aug 15, 2014
Kachisbarbie: I smile and say 'I'm aware' in such a way it would sound like a compliment...like am short of words. smiley
In other word,you mean you lied by keeping quiet and false expression?...chai, diaris God o!
RomanceRe: What Do You Say When Someone You Don't Love Says I Love You by Crocz(m): 5:39pm On Aug 15, 2014
rozzay: From experience cos I hear it all d time, guys come nd tell me dey love me nd am like wait maybe by next year d feeling will be mutual. OP in ur case u can tell d person he s too gud for u. Hehehe
Next year?...looooool
It's funny how some men tell a lady they just met they love them
RomanceRe: What Do You Say When Someone You Don't Love Says I Love You by Crocz(m): 1:36pm On Aug 15, 2014
temigracie: ...i ll just smile n dats all....n if he asked me y am nt responding....i ll tell him i appreciate his love for me....n i wish i can reciprocate it one day...atleast,am giving him hope at dat moment...
Even when it's a false hope?...why don't you just say it to his face and let him get over it..anyways, Game of Thrones is best movie like ever..if you've not watch it, you have been missing like a girl that has never climax before

RomanceRe: . by Crocz(m): 6:39pm On Aug 14, 2014
Oni ranu!...u better confess what you want
Staying without a relationship won't kill you and moreover it's not a must...just find urself a friend
RomanceRe: Is Love All About Sex?do Women Really Love It by Crocz(m): 6:36pm On Aug 14, 2014
Da hell?...what's yo been smoking man?...cos it's killing some cells in your brain yo
Come on!...go rock da boat joor!
....go in covered o
Nairaland GeneralNigerians Conspiracy Theories About Ebola by Crocz(op):
Who doesn't love an interesting conspiracy theories?Although,most conspiracy theories are baseless assumption just to satisfy people's need to gossip, some however have logical reasoning behind them with some shred of evidence (or allegations) that when you begin to join the dotted lines, you might begin to think "could it be true?". Ebola has killed hundreds of people and apparently even the nokia hand logo has refused to shake recently. Some cynical Nigerians have come up with some interesting conspiracy theories; read on!

» Some Nigerians believes that a group of european scientists are behind the resent outbreak of the virus and they genetically modify the virus to increase it virulence to become even more potent than when it was first discovered.

»Some, however, believes that the western world sees west-africa as a potential threat in challenging for world power with blossoming economy in last decade and as such present us with monstrous problem than we can solve, crippling our economy as no investors would want to invest in a diseased country or region.

» This may sound lame thou, some Nigerians believes that just like when the Whites forced religion on us and ravished our land, human and cultural resources, they have come again to shove orthodox medicine down our throats and make us belief they are the "be all, end all" by producing cure for a virus they replicated.

» And finally, just by alphabetical coincidence with name of the President, Goodluck "Eb"ele Jonathan, he could be a natural carrier of the virus as he once said he had no shoes and nobody knows where he had walk bare footed to

TV/MoviesGame Of Thrones 4 E9: War On The Wall by Crocz(op): 1:20pm On Aug 02, 2014
And there came Mance Rayder and his hundred thousand army of giants, and mammoths, and flesh eaters, and worgs but there is the tini-tiny Jon Snow and his thousand brothers of the Night's Watch. They are outnumbered a atleast a hundred to one but the hold the strong-hold. Mance and his wildlings determined to cross to the other side of the wall at all cost but Jon and his brothers have sworn to defend the wall...not even the heavy cold steel rods can say them again the giants!

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