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Romance › Re: Can Friendship Work Out After Breaking Up With Your Partner? by Crocz(m): 12:42pm On Aug 18, 2014

Houseofglam7: Na tango I dey call am.
You know say children full dis place.

True...and it's funny

Romance › Re: Can Friendship Work Out After Breaking Up With Your Partner? by Crocz(m): 6:11pm On Aug 17, 2014

Houseofglam7: Hell no!
Can't remain 'just friends' with a man I once kissed and maybe danced tango with.....
No freaking way.
That's playing with FIRE!

Hahaha..@ danced tango!

Romance › Re: Can Friendship Work Out After Breaking Up With Your Partner? by Crocz(m): 6:09pm On Aug 17, 2014

Better for everyone to find friendship somewhere else o
If you are a man, then learn from this: I gat this ex who's still ma friend , she came to my house by some circumstances I cannot explain...and when she was leaving, she intentionally left her head tie behind where I can't possibly find it in time enough..you know why?..cos she knew my gal will certainly find it later and then commotion start..I break up with her, and she 'the ex' returns...nice strategy eh?

Romance › Re: The Ladies Man by Crocz(m): 12:19pm On Aug 17, 2014

rozzay: I don't o

It means they are in hibernation mode

Romance › Re: Dating/married To A White Girl N' Proud by Crocz(m): 11:56am On Aug 17, 2014

Now I can understand why during the apartheid system in south africa...the whites injected their females with a retro-viral serum of HIV cos the blacks likes to f*ck 'em women...I think the strategy is to wipe out miscreants like you @OP

Romance › Re: (chubby Ladies)you Should STOP Dieting! Men Loves You Just As You Are- (photos) by Crocz(m): 10:45am On Aug 17, 2014*

Some men and plumpy ladies...never been with one b4 sha, so can't tell...bt I think u need big and long flaminococus to do a plumpy chick, if you are a short guy wanting to do a plumpy gal..better change ya mind cos your flaminococus can't do no nothing...short guys = short flaminococus

Romance › Re: Lectures; Attractiveness To Opposite Sex by Crocz(m): 10:05am On Aug 17, 2014

#issokay...let's here what you've gat to say but pls don't bring chemistry into it o

Romance › Re: What Would U Do If Ur Parents Are Against Ur Partner, Elope Or Succumb? by Crocz(m): 9:59am On Aug 17, 2014

temigracie: ..firstly,i knw my parent...dey loves me....dey r nt wicked....for dem to reject d marriage proposal...i bet dey av seen somethyns....things i av been blinded to see cos of love.....i really really care abt my parents feelings,deir consent n most especially deir blessing.....if av tried severally to convince dem n its nt workn....i ll follow deir advice jejely....but it might b hard ooo

Yes o..it's gonna be hard on "us" both but if "we" can't deal with it, "we" will just elope "together" and live a happy life on a very sandy beach where life is gentle and accepting grin

Romance › Re: Do You Think He Ever Loved? by Crocz(m): 9:45am On Aug 17, 2014

mizcalvina: I have neva disappointed him before.

Then he's made up his mind to break up with you regardless of whether you showed up or not...and you just made it even easier for him by not showing up

Romance › Re: The Ladies Man by Crocz(m): 9:33am On Aug 17, 2014

rozzay: OP I bliv all d men with dis characteristics r eida dead or have not been born

I think they are neither dead nor alive, if you know what I mean

Romance › Re: The Ladies Man by Crocz(m): 9:31am On Aug 17, 2014

Brownpage: He grew up in the mist of women so he know the rules of the game.
He is not all that handsome but he has the body of a Norse god and that makes him presentable.
He is so loving and caring.always there to protect you.
He never wants to see you cry but dont be stupid.
He believe that not all relationship should end up on the bed but she cant resist him when he is in the mood.
Keeping to rules just like his father did,and always working hard never to go poor.he will tell his friends one man one wife and that makes his friends feel so jealous.
Physically strong and with the looks of a real man.he does not do drugs nor abuse himself with alcohol.
He is surrounded by girls,ladies,women and some grannies to beautify him.
His world is full of life and he is ready to apologize to you whenever he wrongs you.
He keeps the smile on your face at anytime and whenever.
Hanging out with him will always leave you with sweet memories of him later.so you see,that is why you keep loving him forever.
To be continued

Welcome to the fantasy land of lalalaland!
Jokes apart, except for 1 and 2...I think that's me up there!

Culture › Re: How Do You Say "In Fact" In Your Language? by Crocz(m): 8:54am On Aug 17, 2014

donroxy: In obvious truth implies ''oto to foju han kedere'' or ''ooto to han kedere'' !

It can be synonymously used with ''infact'' !

There is difference between ''O daju kedere'' and ''o da mi loju''

''Infact , Nairaland belong to seun Osewa''

Oo daaju , Seun Osewa loluwa Nairaland ....

''I have ten M in my account , infact it is in dollars ''

Mo ni Milionu mewa la'po iwe owo mi ''ko da'' dolasi ni pelu''

U can see the contextual differences , your interpretation will depend on what role the ''infact'' perfom in d sentence !

True sha...most yoruba words have different meanings depending in which context they are used

Romance › Re: What Would U Do If Ur Parents Are Against Ur Partner, Elope Or Succumb? by Crocz(m): 11:30pm On Aug 16, 2014

marieolae: Who I love is who I'm destined to be with. If my parents don't like that..then they can fall back

Loolz...afterall you gonna be the one to live with him forever abi?...you shouldn't be like those gals that tell their parents "didn't they marry who they loved?"...it always have consequences

Romance › Re: What Would U Do If Ur Parents Are Against Ur Partner, Elope Or Succumb? by Crocz(m): 11:30pm On Aug 16, 2014

marieolae: Who I love is who I'm destined to be with. If my parents don't like that..then they can fall back

Loolz...afterall you gonna be the one to live with him forever abi?...you shouldn't be like those gals that tell their parents "didn't they marry who they loved?"...it always have consequences

Romance › Re: What Would U Do If Ur Parents Are Against Ur Partner, Elope Or Succumb? by Crocz(m): 11:26pm On Aug 16, 2014

benromeo39: I personally do not care if my parents approve of the girl I want to marry, if convincing them proves futile, I'll simply run off with her and get married in the Caribbeans. what about you? Share your views.

Run off and run come back with your caribbean problem na...in most cases, parents are usually right
If any of my parents disapprove of my girl, they better have good reasons thou cos if not...heaven will rain brimstones for me not to marry her

Nairaland General › Re: Shocking: Man, Wife, Three Children Die Mysteriously In Their Sleep In Abeokuta by Crocz(m): 11:01pm On Aug 16, 2014

purplesummer: Yes, true. So they don't even choke on it?

Nope...they won't...infact the brain will begin to allucinate whatever world you can imagin or what you love having...b4 it will completely shut down due to no oxygen

Nairaland General › Re: Is It Really True That I Look Hausa (pictures) by Crocz(m): 10:56pm On Aug 16, 2014

pussyeater: Girl! U need some dick...

Some d*ck?...not even one?...u na badt guy o

Nairaland General › Re: Is It Really True That I Look Hausa (pictures) by Crocz(m): 10:50pm On Aug 16, 2014

Baddestguyp: I really really tried to make sense of this but I just couldn't

Maybe it's because you don't have sense?...no offence bro, I'm just trying to help you find answer to y u can't make sense of it

Nairaland General › Re: Is It Really True That I Look Hausa (pictures) by Crocz(m): 10:49pm On Aug 16, 2014

Baddestguyp: I really really tried to make sense of this but I just couldn't

Nairaland General › Re: Is It Really True That I Look Hausa (pictures) by Crocz(m): 10:49pm On Aug 16, 2014

Baddestguyp: I really really tried to make sense of this but I just couldn't

Maybe it's because you don't have sense?...no offence bro, I'm just trying to help you find answer to y u can't make sense of it

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Nairaland General › Re: Shocking: Man, Wife, Three Children Die Mysteriously In Their Sleep In Abeokuta by Crocz(m): 10:42pm On Aug 16, 2014

purplesummer: Generator fume is always a silent killer

One thing about carbon mono-oxide is that you won't even know you're dying...it's like getting high on coke till you od'd

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 16th August 2014 by Crocz(m): 10:32pm On Aug 16, 2014

Agybabe: you made a mistake to quote me.

What am I even doing on this thread?

I don't know a thing about football apart from IT'S A GOAL and being an ARSENAL FAN #chikena

Hahaha...I like your honesty, if it's some other gals..they'll just play along and later they'll shoot themselves in the ass

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Romance › Re: Ladies : "Can You Stay Faithfull To Just One Man All Your Life". by Crocz(m): 10:17pm On Aug 16, 2014

Agybabe: only if you remind me...

Gimme ur contact and I will

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 16th August 2014 by Crocz(m): 10:08pm On Aug 16, 2014

Agybabe: Up Gunners! Arsenal for life!

Two offside goals against a relegation team...if arsenal keep playing like this, they'll not even make top 4

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's Wrong With This My Cover Letter? by Crocz(m): 9:54pm On Aug 16, 2014

bakingsoda: Institute of Chartered Secretaries and Administrators

Really?...just knowing o

Thanks anyways...gonna find out more

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Nairaland General › Re: Is It Really True That I Look Hausa (pictures) by Crocz(m): 9:46pm On Aug 16, 2014

Jamieb: u be baboon?. y u com dey shine dis 1000 wats na. new syndrom wey dey worry una. if u like luk Arawak, e no change d price of garri for markt

Hahaha...easy man, you must be one frustrated Nigerian, don't take it out on the girl na

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Nairaland General › Re: Is It Really True That I Look Hausa (pictures) by Crocz(m): 9:45pm On Aug 16, 2014

Jamieb: u be baboon?. y u com dey shine dis 1000 wats na. new syndrom wey dey worry una. if u like luk Arawak, e no change d price of garri for markt

Hahaha...easy man

Nairaland General › Re: Is It Really True That I Look Hausa (pictures) by Crocz(m): 9:41pm On Aug 16, 2014

Romanciella: yea so have been told for like a thousand times that i look hausa......... .others say fulani.....

fellow NAIRALANDERS wat do u think

What does it matter?...I can't even imagine the number of times people tell me I don't look like a yoruba man...doesn't bother me in the slightest

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Romance › Re: Ladies : "Can You Stay Faithfull To Just One Man All Your Life". by Crocz(m): 9:31pm On Aug 16, 2014

Agybabe: for your mind o.

Anyway sha...no need

Just in case there is need grin

Romance › Re: . by Crocz(m): 9:25pm On Aug 16, 2014

Agybabe: That's so kind of you!

[s]*whispers*
next time I'd prefer a handkerchief.[/s]

Looooolz...classy!

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