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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Attack In Kerman, Iran by crunchyDope(m): 9:03am On Jan 05
Jaxefij:
Zio-western terrorists are bleeding.
They're biting the dust in Ukraine, Palestine, red sea etc

SCAMerica's collapse will end isis, alqaeda and their likes forever.

Stay tuned.

When u.s carried a drone strike that killed that country's general they did not hide the fact that it was them, i mean a fvcking general was killed, so why would same u.s be hiding under isis to kill a bunch of citizens? hmmmmmm , 🤔

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Programming / Re: What Do You Do For Fun by crunchyDope(m): 6:06pm On Dec 15, 2023
Code then replace the "e" cheesy grin
Romance / Re: . by crunchyDope(m): 5:09pm On Mar 26, 2023
depressedlad:
i hate myself i hate my life im tired nothing works for me god hates me i am a failure i am useless i need courage to kill myself

this was me last year,

Death is coming for all of us, why hurry? just enjoy the little you have and try new things 🤞
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Didn't Stop Anyone From Visiting Train Accident Vitims - LASUTH by crunchyDope(m): 3:14pm On Mar 12, 2023
Hi✋

ibechris:
APC that has no human sympathy.

RuddyFusion:
This tells exactly what he will do once he get another term......

This is someone that claim not to know who gave the order to the Lekki toll gate mayhem

Sanwolu you're on your way out

ELuu pee from top to bottom

TossTos:
Make some help me beg Sanwo o
Make e take things easy ...

Hmmm , this is just the beginning of how the election next week in Lagos go be ..
Mr Governor small small o ..


JealousCobra:
cool



We all knew that sanwolu is a pretender who is waiting to win his re election, and then finally use an already sharpened jack knief to bald innocent people s hair.


Sanwolu is a disaster that should be in all costs avoided 😎


GVR

From
https://www.nairaland.com/7606616/sanwo-olu-bars-lp-deputy-governor

what are your comments now?🤦

Let us learn how to shun fake news🤞

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TV/Movies / Re: Kunle Afolayan's ‘Anikulapo’ Tops Most Watched Movies On Netflix Naija 2022 by crunchyDope(m): 1:15pm On Jan 15, 2023
buygala:
The feem try...


Even though I am yet to understand how the lead character wasn't recognized when he was invited to and went back to the same village people that almost beat him to death and left him for dead....

He himself didn't appear to recognize the same king that ordered his murder just a short imwhile ago, neither did the King recognise him who he had ordered his murder earlier.. Everyone just carried on as if they were seeing each other for the 1st time grin

Na dia I remove the feem, put blue feem cool
Different villages bro grin
Politics / Re: CBN Postpones Launch Of eNaira by crunchyDope(m): 4:23am On Oct 01, 2021
rayvelez:
Confused people when $1 is going to 700 dis man wan give another e-naira.
so obvious you dont trade $, stop spreading panic, 700 ko , 7000 ni angry

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Crime / Re: Endsars - Hoodlums Now Beating Up Police And Taking Their Guns, This Is War by crunchyDope(m): 5:26pm On Oct 22, 2020
Edeyoung:


You're not from the south you're an aboki trying to cause confusion
no wahala...sleep tite, Lol
Crime / Re: Endsars - Hoodlums Now Beating Up Police And Taking Their Guns, This Is War by crunchyDope(m): 11:14am On Oct 22, 2020
supercase1:

liessss.if you want to know about Bokoharam please ask buhari their spokeman and Ibrahim babangida for more information
Lol ,,,ok o ,, swear say u dey sleep close eyes are with d idea say boys don carry gun for ur street
Crime / Re: Endsars - Hoodlums Now Beating Up Police And Taking Their Guns, This Is War by crunchyDope(m): 11:13am On Oct 22, 2020
Edeyoung:



The bokoharam that was brought by Northern to cause havoc in Gej regime so dey can paint him bad,


Ha.... This aboki self you guys are not working hard for bubu

ok o...let Nigeria burn (i mean our land the South burn)
Crime / Re: Endsars - Hoodlums Now Beating Up Police And Taking Their Guns, This Is War by crunchyDope(m): 6:54am On Oct 22, 2020
Nyamuriflathead:
Useless hypocrites....
You call them hoodlums because they have taken the laws in their hands
Those are Endsars protesting degenerates
Edeyoung:
I love the youth, the gallant youth after this war they will know what hit them, bad government must end, and Buharimust go,

I thank we the youth on nairaland am impress so much that, government dogs on this forum created so many accounts i myself cant even trace because of their numerous accounts, just to curse tribal confusion and hate amongst ourselves but we are still intact.....

Unity is really power, i repeat again this struggle is not against ethnicity or religion but for the betterment of every nigerian,
We will step on the bodies of the bad government and various government dogs, till none will be breathing

Government dogs are all unleashed here on nairaland tracing the scent of the good people of nigeria


We wont kill them with guns, but mob every one of them slowly is the remedy
Baawaa:
Revolution not war,point of correction
supercase1:

just pray u don't get raped by these rampaging hoodlums if u reside in Benin city those guys are very terrible
Baawaa:
Revolution not war,point of correction

that was how boko haram started
#Endsars
Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Celebrates Neo And Dorathy For “Avoiding Controversy” In BBNaija by crunchyDope(m): 10:22am On Sep 29, 2020
otokx:


Even if let's assume they collect blocking they get the job done in record time, the road to my village in Isoko was done in the military era of IBB by Julius Berger and ends at Asabasse. Passed there last week and it was amazing. Still rock solid, flood proof, over 70 culverts.

correct guy..meanwhile the one okowa do for adeje is in a mess!grin

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Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Celebrates Neo And Dorathy For “Avoiding Controversy” In BBNaija by crunchyDope(m): 10:17am On Sep 29, 2020
Drienzia:
Well I just gave you an evidence, tell me have you been
To Akwa to know if the factories over there aren’t worse ?

bros no...like i stated earlier "na read i read", buh i never read delta own else na me for first land der to see for myself....as for evidence of okowa good governance ?i didnt see nothing..cos the beauty of delta you dey praise so were done by past governors.hope you know?

besides the listings you see there ,no suprise if like 70% na street, 25 percent na our politicians own to steal then the 5% na networkinggrin


in delta(infact 9ja) y do we compare ourselves to others? like if am eating better than my sister state am good even tho na garri we de soak? who do us this one?
Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Celebrates Neo And Dorathy For “Avoiding Controversy” In BBNaija by crunchyDope(m): 10:14am On Sep 29, 2020
otokx:
Why does Delta State avoid Julius Berger in terms of road construction for a state that has a lot of riverine communities? Is Julius Berger controversy?

Warri ~ Abraka ~ Agbor (uncompleted)

Ughelli ~ Asaba (uncompleted)

Rain has not started but many communities are already under water.

Lol na because julius berger no dey collect blocking! make dem no road with half money wen go spoil later then we go dey blame julius instead of my governor
Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Celebrates Neo And Dorathy For “Avoiding Controversy” In BBNaija by crunchyDope(m): 10:09am On Sep 29, 2020
Drienzia:
Bros don’t let these people deceive you. The companies(factories) in Warri alone are more than the whole of Akwa

Lol!... am currently in warri..nothing(exaggeration sha) dey here..most don fold up since becos of "deve"...the only things wen dey feed d roots na eatries,keke,makeup,barbing,petrol stations(which depends on keke)..no direct impact of our able governor self. na mk boys dey do streets...d guy no try..if na felix ibru he for even dey involved directly(direct buyer) like fish or farm produce...seriously this governor is the worst in d history of delta..d best is ibori(even tho na big thief) at least the guy develop my state wella.buh okowa? i neva see anything, na only hear we dey hear am..he cum udu sometime ago promise all and all, na d road we still dey pass so..nothing never happen even 1 tipper of sand we neva see.grin

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Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Celebrates Neo And Dorathy For “Avoiding Controversy” In BBNaija by crunchyDope(m): 9:54am On Sep 29, 2020
Drienzia:
Now this is what most people don’t understand because they keep deceiving others who refused to travel. Now in Nigeria , most states run a centralized system of Development, this therefore entails that all major development a centered in a single city! In Rivers State for example, Porthacourt city is the only developed place, if you go to places like Etche, Kalabari, Andoni, there is nothing to write home about, even Agbarho is better than it. Now in Bayelsa, I don’t even want to talk about it, it’s just sad. This same Akwa you are talking about has only UYO!, but in Delta state, we have Warri, we have Effurun, we have Ughelli, we have Asaba, we have Sapele. These decentralized developing areas cannot be found in other states that come here to use their state capital in making comparison! Imagine if all development in the aforementioned areas were centered in Warri? Now you have your answer . Only Lagos and partially Abuja stands out in Nigeria, the rest are crap!

you are missing d point ..we are not comparing states..else delta try for fine face compared to odas..d topic is about okowa...d guy no try at all.no new thing wen we fit point say "ow ,that was done by okowa".. d guy own na to dey praise himself for radio everyday.. now uyo has factory(or more) (na read i read), state airports u dey see wer i dey go?
Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Celebrates Neo And Dorathy For “Avoiding Controversy” In BBNaija by crunchyDope(m): 9:40am On Sep 29, 2020
Drienzia:
Those buses belongs to Agofure now due to the contractual agreement the Uduaghan led government had with the company at the initial. Now when we talk about development, I want to state it categorically clear that Nigeria is very underdeveloped. So when we talk about development and making comparisons as to what development is in other countries then I will say Delta state and every state in Nigeria aside Partially Lagos is underdeveloped. But talking about development in the Nigerian Context, then Delta state is among the states that has tried in Nigeria. Delta state should be condemned at the expense of global development and not at the expense of Ogun or Ebonyi or other states in Nigeria because these states are no where above Delta state. I know these people very well I have traveled in this Nigeria, most of them haven’t even been to Niger Delta. Anyone saying Delta state is underdeveloped(in the Nigeria context) should tell us the state he’s from and let’s get down with an head to head comparison. Nigeria is very underdeveloped, however inside this underdeveloped Nigeria Delta state is among the states that has tried!

i understand bros but delta state suppose better pass akwa ibom if d governor was as active as uduaghan.d context here is dat dis okowa no do anything.. wait he did something o...he distributed 2 cups of rice as palliative during d lockdown wen reach d grassroot...if dat no b see finish i wonder wat is

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Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Celebrates Neo And Dorathy For “Avoiding Controversy” In BBNaija by crunchyDope(m): 9:13am On Sep 29, 2020
Drienzia:
You guys will just come online to say rubbish when you don’t even travel. For record purposes, Delta state is more developed than Edo Beyelsa and even Rivers State, yes I said it, unless you want to Equate Porthacourt as the only place in Rivers State. I really don’t indulge in arguments like this but yours is filled with vast ignorance as it’s obvious you’re one of those that don’t travel yet spew trash. Delta state has all segments developing without a centralized style of development as it’s very common with most part of Nigeria, that is why to they can boast of Asaba, Warri , Sapele, Ughelli to name a few. I want you to tell us the states you think are better than Delta aside Lagos and Partially Abuja in Nigeria? What unemployment rate? So there is no unemployment rate in other states in Nigeria? Delta state has the lowest, yes do your research, the lowest poverty rate in Nigeria!. Have you travelled to Delta state before? Where and when? Enough of this ignorance Oga

bros its like na asaba you dey stay..you neva waka delta , else you for know say okowa corrupt die..abeg where the guy keep the uduaghan bus? even simple traffic light he no fit manage..make we dey realistic, nothing the guy do wen reach the grassroot.

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Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Celebrates Neo And Dorathy For “Avoiding Controversy” In BBNaija by crunchyDope(m): 9:11am On Sep 29, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
Trash.
You will just be typing rubbish from your slum.
Okowa is doing wonders in Delta state

na the delta i dey, abeg point(no be talk) werin okowa don do? cos if no b keke wen men de do, delta for empty.fact!
Programming / Re: Node Js Gurus @nswer This Biko by crunchyDope(m): 10:49am On Sep 25, 2020
cixak95211:


baba abeg help solve this biko...

so am doing this

1) i require a object...(but this also requires another object at init)

2) after some changes i then delete the cached object programmatically which calls step 3

3) then i require that same object again via the path(exact same way i require at step 1)


now the problem is for the life of me i cant figure out why the new object still has the same object loaded at step 1 after deleting and reloading(its own required objects)

biko how do i fix it so during the whole delete process its own cached objects are deleted also
Programming / Re: Node Js Gurus @nswer This Biko by crunchyDope(m): 7:37pm On Sep 22, 2020
cixak95211:


I'm flattered. Thank you.
If you are referring to the node js' fs.watch, yeah that works fine . . i like to use webhooks generally cos they are "language & platform agnostic"
I should prolly start a Youtube channel one of these days.

i would totally follow..
cixak95211:


I'm flattered. Thank you.
If you are referring to the node js' fs.watch, yeah that works fine . . i like to use webhooks generally cos they are "language & platform agnostic"
I should prolly start a Youtube channel one of these days.

boss that would really be good smiley
Programming / Re: Node Js Gurus @nswer This Biko by crunchyDope(m): 4:15pm On Sep 22, 2020
cixak95211:


There is really no need to be checking the config every 15 mins, that is a cron job. Yes, crons have their use case but in this case, why dont you make whatever changes your config, send a webhook event. Saying "hello, config has been changed"
Now the server will just sit idle and wait to receive that webhook event and when it does receive it, it knows the config has been changed and can then proceed according to your demands. Just in case you were wondering, during ci/cd, the server does not run a cron job every now and then to see if a new branch or pull request has been merged, Rather, it sits idle and wait for that message to come in; and when it does come in, it looks at the message details and handles the request accordingly.
You save more server resources this way. I hope this comment has helped you.

boss you are too good..

instead of the webhook am using "fs.watch" which eliminates the cron job tasks..and just re-require the json file .
Politics / Re: Emmanuel Uduaghan To Return To PDP After Two Years In APC by crunchyDope(m): 12:46pm On Sep 22, 2020
Goke7:


wow is this how horrible these ss governors are? grin uan dey try, I hail

Lol boss na so o.. funny thing is we just de quiet about em like who dem nak jazz...to leave here(i mean ss) dey hungry me..nothing dey here na only keke work and yahoo..lolzgrin
Politics / Re: Emmanuel Uduaghan To Return To PDP After Two Years In APC by crunchyDope(m): 11:47am On Sep 22, 2020
CashVessel:
Uduaghan that did not add any value to Delta State and the PDP is talking about being used. Who really used who? Uduaghan used the PDP as he was never competent to be governor in Delta state.
He left the PDP cos he was scared that he would be investigated by the APC central government for squandering the wealth and time of Deltans like no other governor, both past and present has.
PDP should do themselves a favour and reject his U-turn as he has no value whatsoever to add.

boss abeg no vex, am from delta state ..biko tell me werin okowa don do for delta state...even the uduaghan bus when dey give us cheap transportation ..the guy sell am...the traffic lights when uduaghan do the guy no maintain am...na jobs he provide? abeg just let me know, cos even d road he do don spoil unlike the one uduaghan do (example is ovwian) them still dey.. so abeg let me know...no be for mouth or paper abeg point am make i happy angry
Programming / Re: Node Js Gurus @nswer This Biko by crunchyDope(m): 10:51am On Sep 22, 2020
cixak95211:


There is really no need to be checking the config every 15 mins, that is a cron job. Yes, crons have their use case but in this case, why dont you make whatever changes your config, send a webhook event. Saying "hello, config has been changed"
Now the server will just sit idle and wait to receive that webhook event and when it does receive it, it knows the config has been changed and can then proceed according to your demands. Just in case you were wondering, during ci/cd, the server does not run a cron job every now and then to see if a new branch or pull request has been merged, Rather, it sits idle and wait for that message to come in; and when it does come in, it looks at the message details and handles the request accordingly.
You save more server resources this way. I hope this comment has helped you.

i am using the cron-job library to do the checking of the config , but looks like am going to make the core dependent on a file, and while am at it i would pick up the webhooks tuts. thanks!
Programming / Re: Javascript Gurus Get In Here Biko by crunchyDope(m): 7:19pm On Sep 21, 2020
Karleb:


Why would the configuration file change?

If I'm not mistaken, config file should be one of the easiest to set up.

Why not create a separate config file for the new changes?

What is stopping you from having a database.js, mail.js, session.js, cache.js, whatnot.js... Under a config directory?



too much js, too much to manage.
also m querying an api and i dont think its reliable
Programming / Re: Javascript Gurus Get In Here Biko by crunchyDope(m): 6:59pm On Sep 21, 2020
Karleb:
Why would you want to do that?

because the json format might change and i want d code to adapt..

lets say d api is nested 3 levels and suddenly its 4 levels , how do i change d value seeing as d code is still doing ..

json[levelA][levelB][levelC]= "value"

now if the json is now under another object, the code would fail

Programming / Re: Node Js Gurus @nswer This Biko by crunchyDope(m): 6:34pm On Sep 21, 2020
cixak95211:


i dont understand, why would u be changing values in production? Or you mean change values of a sample config file?
Give me on clear use case.
ok boss

i was thinking about the whole running process of this node js,and d updating the code thingy.

so am thinking abt having a core(app) running that checks the config file every 15 minutes.

when it checks the config file? it could see a new file to run...lets say there is a "{
new: " new new new"
}".

it would take that new and load it, and call the init() on it..

now after another 15 minutes it would check that file and voila! that new still has the same file instead of {new:""}..

so how do i change the new in the config file,

am using the config library
Programming / Javascript Gurus Get In Here Biko by crunchyDope(m): 3:59pm On Sep 21, 2020
Question /Expectation

Lets say this is a json


config:
{
subconfig:
{
target :{

}

}
}


normally i would do

var value = json.config.subconfig.target;


buh how do i get it using a string
like so eval("json" + "config" + "subconfig" + "target"wink?

<i might be in the wrong prof>
Programming / Re: Node Js Gurus @nswer This Biko by crunchyDope(m): 2:59pm On Sep 21, 2020
cixak95211:

boss biko , how do yo change a value in a config file{dev or prod}?
(programmatically)
Politics / Re: Edo 2020 Governorship Election Updates, Results And Live Monitoring by crunchyDope(m): 6:39am On Sep 20, 2020
Done! remain to end godfather for Lagos, Delta and porthHarcourt<mostly delta> biko

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Politics / Re: Edo 2020 Governorship Election Results (INEC Portal Updates) by crunchyDope(m): 9:01pm On Sep 19, 2020
sorom4:
I am finding it difficult to activate

use gmail
Programming / Re: Node Js Gurus @nswer This Biko by crunchyDope(m): 2:25pm On Sep 17, 2020
CHIMDIYA4EVA:


Working on a project and I know I'll have to use this refresh token concept. Already scared in advance as it's my first time doing anything reasonable with node grin

same boat....

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