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Crime / Re: Scorned Woman Murdered Ex-boyfriend By Pouring Acid On Him by crunchyDope(m): 10:29pm On Nov 09, 2017
NaijaNews247:
I cannot stay with such kind of lady.
them no de write m for face

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Programming / Re: Just Launched My Android Game On Google Play by crunchyDope(m): 6:48am On Nov 09, 2017
GameKartel:
how much did you pay google to upload your game, i knw google play store give authen.. keys but what is d validity after 1st payment. cuz i have a 2d game i av been working on at d moment and i will like to knw? good job you are doing dia bro and nice looking game of which i shall try it out.
No othe payment , it is just a one time payment , it costs 25$ dats about 10k rounded up
Programming / Re: Where Can I Buy Android Studio In Abuja by crunchyDope(m): 9:32am On Nov 07, 2017
you hardly see these softwares on disk...it better u sub mayb in d nite with 6 sims dats abt 3gb , so its better u stress one night so u no trek lost
Please is there anyone who knows where i can buy oracle rdbms package, cisco packet tracer and Android studio in Abuja without downloading them?
Romance / Re: Guys Or Ladies; Who's Smarter / Wiser? by crunchyDope(m): 10:43pm On Nov 03, 2017
typed a lot if line to prove d smarter gender
*cleared it
* clearly out of fucksz
* just wasted one fck by typing this
Romance / Re: Ï Have A Crazy Fetish ! Please Help !! by crunchyDope(m): 10:38pm On Nov 03, 2017
Mariinee:
Cool... kiss kiss kiss

But make them no beat you to death. grin
Lol
Romance / Re: How To Break To My College-age Daughters That I'm Dating Someone Their Age Group by crunchyDope(m): 6:53am On Nov 03, 2017
bigtt76:
Make them understand you're dating someone their age to give them companionship though they will wonder how come you are f@cking her which will encourage them to start seeking men outside grin

Abaya like you. Goan get someone a bit older than they are. Girls need a lady to confide in pls. Don't set a bad trend for them to follow.
Lol grin
Romance / Re: The Type Of Woman Every Man Thirst For... by crunchyDope(m): 7:55am On Nov 02, 2017
sexybbstar:
if she isn't good in bed,teach her!Thats why you are one.
Lol, some never learn...they just lie there..grin

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Romance / Re: The Type Of Woman Every Man Thirst For... by crunchyDope(m): 7:42am On Nov 02, 2017
Every man wants a woman who can not only do all buh also invent different sex positions grin

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Boy Raped In School By Indian School Teacher (video) by crunchyDope(m): 9:22am On Oct 31, 2017
TimeMod3:
Ain't talking about any child, I was specific about a male child.
this one is saying women re free to force men(male*waheva*) into hvn sex with dem nd it is nothing?

may sense fall on you
and may oloshos with stds rape u and ah hope u get to enjoy it
dummy,
Romance / Re: Nothin Bad In Sharing Nauthy Pix With The One U Luv by crunchyDope(m): 12:03am On Oct 31, 2017
@Op did u translate dat sh!t from Turkish to English?
Programming / Re: What Can Java Be Used For by crunchyDope(m): 4:36pm On Oct 29, 2017
Olalekank:

Please can I know some
anything!
web, desktops apps, mobile, few games anything!
Programming / Re: What Can Java Be Used For by crunchyDope(m): 4:48pm On Oct 28, 2017
A lot i tells ya, just a lot!
Romance / Re: Many Ladies Are Good People, But Bad News From Bad Eggs Gives Them Bad Name by crunchyDope(m): 12:40pm On Oct 21, 2017
Dasherz:
well the OP is right in a way but for me this goes in two ways, the same way ladies are scared to date is also because of the whorish nature guys display .. but funny enough the term LovePeddler is now gender based and only the ladies get to bear the blunt of the act inwhich two people are involved.

the reason bin guys dont pretend
Romance / Re: A Special Ode To The Man I Love by crunchyDope(m): 7:50pm On Oct 20, 2017
time to fry beans!
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Slaped By A Girl Before?? by crunchyDope(m): 7:38pm On Oct 20, 2017
told her she was cheating next na bleeding gum

insta-brkup sad angry
Romance / Re: Vaseline Crew Keep Off by crunchyDope(m): 7:36pm On Oct 20, 2017
smash 1 and 4 , puke on 3 and 2 shocked
Romance / Re: Dont Judge His/her Past, Instead Marry Another!!! by crunchyDope(m): 7:14pm On Oct 20, 2017
wait op u know sum pipz knw wah de are doing nd they re counting on this word>>"the past does not matter"<<
mpheew
people would always b who they are jawe undecided
Romance / Re: i just finished chatting with ghost in nairaland by crunchyDope(m): 8:07pm On Oct 19, 2017
ghost here ! died june 25th 2017
Romance / Re: I Caught My GF Kissing My Bestfriend , What Should I Do? by crunchyDope(m): 5:22pm On Oct 19, 2017
AntiWailer:
She is a good girl.

Your best friend abi ?

As long as she was not kissing ur enemy. Continue asking f00lish questions. No quickly dump that kind of whoree
Lmao....ur sarcasm na oscar! grin
Programming / Re: What Would Your Computer Say To You If It Could Talk by crunchyDope(m): 7:10pm On Oct 18, 2017
Com : wtf?! common get bck to work!

Me : shocked
Programming / Re: Python Masters, Kindly Help Me Rectify This Python Problem. by crunchyDope(m): 5:18pm On Oct 17, 2017
LordeCalifornia:
Hello! I have a little 'python' problem.
I got stuck while trying to program a simple 'two-numbers-addition-only-calculator'.
Instead of adding the two numbers, the calculator would rather join the two numbers. It treats the inputs as strings rather than as number variables.

For example;
2 + 3 would print out "23" instead of 5.
And
5 + 6 prints out '56' instead of 11.


Here's the script



print "ADDITION ONLY CALCULATOR"

print "type first number here",

first_number = raw_input()

print "type second number here" ,

Second_number = raw_input()

total_combination = first_number + second_number

print "your answer is" , total_combination





Looks like u just started learning python, u cld also learn without ur pc using "Qpython"

and urm


switch to python 3 k?
Romance / Re: How I Disvirgined My Girl by crunchyDope(m): 5:10pm On Oct 17, 2017
gabinogem:
Yes. In her imagination she's a virgin....& ur friend just deflowered her imagination.
Romance / Re: How I Disvirgined My Girl by crunchyDope(m): 5:09pm On Oct 17, 2017
gabinogem:
Yes. In her imagination she's a virgin....& ur friend just deflowered her imagination.
Lol

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Romance / Re: Can You Later Marry Who Cheated On You???? by crunchyDope(m): 4:48pm On Oct 17, 2017
nobody is perfect


so


No! grin
Romance / Re: Should I Confront Her Or Let It Be by crunchyDope(m): 7:38am On Oct 16, 2017
Aol360:
Why being jealous Bro? you called her a girlfriend and not a wife. That means your control over her is quite small.

Instead of trying to confront her(which brings about chances of straining your relationship), I will advise you just try to follow through and make your relationship evolve to a stage you can build trust in each other.

Remember even if you are married you can't be monitoring your wife 24/7. The basic thing is TRUST BUILDING
bad advice

Romance / Re: Ladies,do We Guys Still Need To Chase You Even When You Like Us? by crunchyDope(m): 8:44pm On Oct 15, 2017
Darkseid:
This one get Aphasia angry
Swerve abeg! angry
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Take Bullet For Your Mother? by crunchyDope(m): 7:25pm On Oct 15, 2017
i wont even think.... angry grin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Insulted Some1 And After A While You Felt Dat Insult Wasn't Enough by crunchyDope(m): 7:21pm On Oct 15, 2017
Pynkylypz:
NO! I hate insults and if possible i mistaking did. I would beg for forgiveness immediately.

Romance / Re: Ladies,do We Guys Still Need To Chase You Even When You Like Us? by crunchyDope(m): 7:18pm On Oct 15, 2017
wait y huh gal with more than 7 body count want guys to still chase em ? i min like seriously? #wait thats off topic

#ladies over to u
Romance / Re: #fact Any Lady Who Didn't Get Married Will End Up A Sex Object by crunchyDope(m): 7:14pm On Oct 15, 2017
i wanted to argue d op buh i remembered the padlock' theory grin
Romance / Re: “they Dress On Credit But Only UnCloth For Cash” - Lady Blasts Slay Queens by crunchyDope(m): 6:03pm On Oct 15, 2017
MhizzAJ:



Why do most people have cheap opinions about slay queens.

Some nairaland boys will come here and slander slay queens because they can't have them.

It's not like slay queens are loose or they are 'ashawo'

This hypocrite lady with her exposed cleavage that is advising slay queens is she a virgin self

ModeratorSeun you have already judged me by my moniker and u have assumed that i am an 'olosho'....

By the way what is Lordygram saying...how many female nairalanders do u know or how many have u seen on ground.

Many of these gorgeously dressed ladies are chaster and reserved than those regular church girls if u don't know

Slay queens are for guys with class.

ow my lawd is this one saying slay queens are the new righteous? berra ones?
Romance / Re: Girls Are Coming Up In Sexing Around.. Clap For Them!!! by crunchyDope(m): 8:54am On Oct 15, 2017
@Op are u saying we shld get married to w***es?

I for one wld rada die alone , bald, broke and ugly dan get married to a h0....


shout out to my virgin prudish wife...her current bf konji go kill am

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