a girlfriend is a female friend
nothing more nothing less

works on only broke gals

there, another pretender ..

nice, if she like drive d house enter lagoon . no going back unlike dat cat dat is getting married to a h..

if she is my virgin wife

huh not if u re on the same level of high



i think

ayoxxzbaba:


seconded!

I swear na Hurricane Maria revenge

Lol...dat guy no get good friends or family i swear... if na ma fam? we for use plantain leaf flog d mumu from am

she !s feeling guilty cos she has bin promiscuous... its a movie we hv seen too many times..@op huh ....

Lol @ Op ...u would ruin d minds of awon "white knights" o

so i dont look gay

hells nah, hells nah, once a ........

huh d last time i didn't check , cheating is not a crime in nigeria sha...o wait i forget... its a zoo..no law

i read sh!ts like this so i could watch out for em and avoid n gal trying to run sh!t on me

the man finally chop charm or de plan massive revenge
God i hope its revenge... and lord save our bro "the unlucky fella"

the man finally chop charm or de plan massive revenge

lmao......!

i just lost two friends

nah

more like got rid of fake friends

# the companionship
# the support
# the face (yeah i love looking at the pretty face)
# the argument
# huh .......

it works both ways..

girls are now easy to ...k

huh ...... i can't remember d oda way

Seconded

.

bub op ah hope its not a long distance relationship thing

God do come abeg
2000 years is enof jawe

0% ...m waiting for her to leave

huh wah abt doz with kids? huh...........



#notmarried
#still waiting for my virgin prudish wife

pictures of professors working out the maths showing how it got to 90% or ah don't bliv it ,

wait till she suprise you with another man on yo bed




#na joke o

yeah !


buh

huh


we both regretted it

* he bangs u without trying to mk u enjoy it too

* he sometimes cover your face with pillow even wen u look good

* he no longer cares if guys re hitting on u ..



#wait thats not me

akankemi1:
oro nla..... hmmm. call family meeting

jokes apart, buy Love Machine and use it in his presence, esp after sex, he will get the message.

But it might backfire and the guy will begin to see you as a slut.

yeah , and how do u tell him u want to get pregnant? get impregnated by another guy?



# why cnt sum of u voice yo mind

na wa sha...u must really look ugly eh?

babe chill

guys wld ask u out k?

and when seun ban lalasticlala u go still wan marry am?

Lol dat guy be unlucky as fvck..2 H0es ....

Mam if he divorces his wife ? d guy wont tk ur ass lightly cos he clearly hate h0es(i min he wld gt to find out u re married ) so jejely move ahead before u lose frm both ends


buh seriously wer do u h0es cum from?!

who mould this guy forget to add bwain....cos i no sure woman birth u ...just cos u got fcked u dont need to generalize bro ...u wld pass dis stage @Op