Also, eating sweet helps neutralise the effect of alcohol (angel). Or so I've been told...

It looks quite nice, but not sure if the shape on top isn't supposed to be more polished? Also, for a wedding?!

ahahah just get it delivered what was that website called, hellofood? sure they have jollof - no need to cook in a big pot with a stick

Black Kenichi: Dziwala

Ahhh, are those bugs? They look sort of like grasshoppers.

Black Kenichi, thumbs up for the bravery, I don't think I'll ever be trying these.

bunchyproject:
5. Holding on to friends that waste your time and add no value to your life

You’ll be sucked down into the abyss right with them if you don’t cut the fat of the group. Family and friends could have been great to you as a child, but if they no longer hold the value and inspiration that is needed for you to thrive in life, then cut them loose. The only individuals you should be surrounding yourself with are those that challenge your ideas and motivate you to find the next solution to your problems. No, not the pessimistic A*#Ss who shoot down your ideas with their negativity, but rather the ones who genuinely want to see you succeed no matter what you do in life.

Agree with this. Sometimes it's hard to let go of people who used to be a part of our lives, but if we don't bring any value to each other's existence anymore, there is no point in dragging it out.

Also these are people you need to look for among your friends and try to escape from them.

I think most of these can be misleading, it's important to know your woman and read the signs when it starts going bad. Also, the signs that things are going bad will probably show up long before she starts cheating, but the men normally ignore these cause they don't want to deal with all the 'drama'.

VUVUZELA10: Who say dipping bread in tea is bad manners? Stop this colonial mentality. Chinese use stick. If it is Queen of England dipping bread in tea, it is then socially okay. Is tea and bread not going to same belle? Do what is convenient for you when eating. Make people talk. What matters is that your stomach is properly entertained and taking care of.

Agreed. If it's not culturally unacceptable, I don't see why it's referred to as disgusting. People need to chill out and don't judge others so much, if someone likes their bread wet, let them have it this way

But sucking the tea out of the bread while you're having dinner with someone is probably not so polite ahahahah

If a guy does even one quarter of these, you should dump him, it's not worth it. Can't believe some people put up with loads of these, but yeah women are mostly in love with who they wish the man were, not who he really is

ghananotnaija: I want at least 2 of each gender. But ideally, I want 22 children in all.

wooo, that's a lot. I think only 2, i don't think I have the capacity of handling more - babysitting one was a handful, so maybe even 2 will be out of my ability one from each gender, first a boy as older brothers are very cool (never had any).

My penultimate interview was really terrible, it was one of those experiences where you realise mid-way that there is no way they're gonna give you the job, cause you've said nothing to impress them and you've portrayed yourself as the dumbest person ever (facepalm). Not the greatest feeling in the world. Thankfully, learning from that experience is how I did spectacularly at my next interview and got the job (whew).

sima: Lmaoooooo... nice poses. Its almost as if they are dancing.

Haha, I was gonna say the same, it looks like a very purposeful modern dance choreography when on a photo

Hahah that's a lot of rules, I don't think they are all valid really. As long as you love and respect your woman and you treat each other correctly, it's all good.

Really funny though, "do you really need your money that much?"

maar!a:

10.) KEEP IT SIMPLE
This one is especially for the ladies. Ladies, people love you, but you need to SAY what's on your mind rather than telling them "It's Okay" when it's really not. Keep it simple.

Heheh, world would be so much simpler (and better) if everyone just said what was on their mind.

Do you think they would? I am very cynical and think that a lot of cures can be found but what they are really interested in is creating medicines to 'manage' diseases, so we can pour more money into the industry. Anybody else that cynical?

Sisi_Kill: At least the little dude showed some initiative in answering the question.

And knowledge But I've seen people hit their kids when they are beginning to touch themselves when they are young, instead of somehow trying to better deal with a natural part of biological and mental growth. I stay away from judging, as even babysitting a child was so much work and you're worried that you might be doing something wrong and screwing up that child for life, let alone real parenting.

I think it's supposed to be SIT. But I would've written p***s too

Some of these are really amazing, the human body is pretty bad-ass

I just wonder how they discovered this: 34. All babies are color blind at birth, they see only black and white.

kaboninc:
With time, one gets to understand the other and see if his goals and ambitions align with the other. For a woman, she'll even feel safe, secure and comfortable. That's why we are encourage to find that special half while we 'establishe our personality'.

I do see your point on this, however I think more often than not people get lost within each others' lives and try to fit to each others' needs that when they separate, they are lost as to the person they actually are and what they really want. I've seen this a few times and it makes it hard for them to be alone, which is why they jump into another relationship almost immediately. Of course, I don't mean you necessarily need to have all your sh*t together to find someone suitable, but I know the person I was in college and I am glad none of my relationships back then turned into anything more serious.

But I've also seen people get together in college who are still happily together, so I guess it's very relative

DICKtator: LOOK FOR MR RIGHT at the right time(early) before you become expired and no longer relevant in the market. We guys always check the expiry date of y'all!!!!!

Hahahah, good one

I think it's just important to find someone who is on the same page as you. So yes, building a life first, whether it's career or education or personality might make it more difficult to find a partner who is still single, but then if you do, you can pretty much presume they have the same mind-set as you to have been single this time. At the same time, if you couple up in college, it will be mainly because you are both on the same level. I myself believe one should become their own person first and then become somebody else's half, and I can say that in college most people have not established their personalities enough to commit fully and understand fully what they can give and what they want in return. (hope I will not offend anyone with this

dominique: I first learnt about the condition in an episode of nip/tuck. If it happened if Africa it haened, its the wicked people in your village that are responsible, wonders shall never end

Hey, I saw this in the same show! Back then I was wondering if that was really possible, it's quite amazing that it bears no health consequences to the mother after it calcifies. The human body is quite extraordinary.