Ibime:
Ok Guys, the 23/24 FPL season is here

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

If you are new to the game, you can learn the rules of the game here:


https://www.premierleague.com/news/1252542#:~:text=Any%20formation%20can%20be%20chosen,first%20match%20of%20the%20Gameweek.

The main Nairaland Premier League is open to everyone. Please use the below code to join the league. Click on League and Join Private League and enter the code:

o5cjt8


There will be 20 spots each for FA Cup and Carling Cup. Please state your team name and league finish last season and Mukina2 will send you a DM if you meet the qualifying criteria



Happy playing!

finix fc

Top 500 in the league. Participated in the carling cup. Requesting code.

.

.

.

AlexReports:
The Capital city witnessed a spectacular event which stands out on its own and will definitely go down in the annals of history.

looolool..

raumdeuter:


Are you willing to stake $1,000 on it?

Lol this must be a joke, perhaps I don't understand your position.....are you saying Madrid on their way to UCL 2014 lost to schalke?

Not everything is worth gambling on, maybe you know something I don't

raumdeuter:
bykebyke waiting for you on Bayern board

towards winning the UCL in 2014 Madrid lost games to Schalke and DOrtmund

$1,000 stake

This is wrong....
Madrid only lost to Dortmund enroute to winning UCL 2014, they won Schalke both home and away...it was the following season they lost to schalke...

The pricipal's mentor was his student...

interesting....

na wa o....this darkenedrebeI dude has garnered quite a reputation here...

@ all

don't know if this has been treated here before but I have a question.....if player A passes to player B but player B dummies the ball to player C who then scores, who gets awarded the assist, player A or player B??

funlord:





Now let me show you how a jobless DON puts to bed this son a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called BLACK SHITE REBEL" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants! Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"
I don't even need to remind other monikers about who or what kind of "_fuckboy" you are! We all know about your abject displays of "asinine, stupidity and antipathy" that you show with all your mentions and posts on every thread you comment on! After you normally type your 2 favourite words" _fucktard and _retard," Suprisingly every word you type is simply an accurate description of YOURSELF, and I'm sure "_fucktard and _retard must be the nicknames you and your _tranny lover use at night when _fucking and sucking each other off in ecstasy at your permanent _faggots abode located under the oshodi expressway bridge! You never create any topic or thread of fun or substance on NL, since you are obviously dumber than a freshly born baby piglet, while you delight in begging female op's or newbies who are only trying to enjoy the NL experience! You spend your time searching for grammatical errors, or hurling insults on peoples threads as if it is a job that "webster and microsoft" pays you for, while forgetting that your own posts are normally residential areas for all sorts of gbagauns, made up words and hogwash! You call people who have the courage to put up their pictures ugly, while forgetting that no one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant"! And anyway you even look better from the back so thanks for sparing us your "freddy kruger dp!"
You were recently banned for over a month for being foolish once again, and when you came back from your well deserved vacation in a guantanamo style gulag, the only people that ended up missing you and welcoming you back were other rejects like yourself! That's not suprising since "misery loves company innit?" No one even noticed your "pap smear like ass" was gone, NL was like a utopia for all, since the sad sacked, emotionally unstable _sperm drinker called "biatchrebel" was gone! Is it my fault that you menustrate! Why are you so obsessed with the LORD by the way? Oh you want to have a lick of my anus too? Well Too bad primate! I'm not gay like you! Was it my fault that your abject _stupidity mixed with your incompetence at wooing lala247 caused numerous monikers to deactivate? As usual you would deny these facts as always due to your unstable and bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "gay _cocks", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little ape" into a "DIRTY, DYSLEXIC, SCUZZY, COWARDLY, ASEXUAL, ABSTEMIOUS YOB!" All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, wack rhymes, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny! I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity! I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."
Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BOY who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a brother like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago!
Anyway let me christen you as I christen all newly reformed _fools that have been blessed by my special brand of "wu theraphy"! As from now on you are ordered to report to any thread whenever I "cc the following new titles which you have earned and deserve" :
1: BLACK SKIRT WEARING REBEL
2: BLACK_SHITTY REBEL
3: BLACK SLUTTY REBEL
4: BLACK TRAMP REBEL
5: BLACK BUMBACLART REBEL
6: BLACK_TRANNY REBEL
7: BLACK REBELLIOUS_TWAT
8: BLACKSHEEP
9: BLACKPANT
10: BLACKFART
These are your NEW and ONLY monikers! So I also hope the viewing public takes note so that they know how to relate to a _wanker like you from today henceforth! So how do you feel now ro-beast? Have you enjoyed how "I have publicly pulverized your bones and turned them into liquid milk? Or have you enjoyed having me use your true life story to visually slap you across that monstrosity you refer to as a face with a force similar to that of my 12 gauge shotguns bullets when it penetrates your decaying and virus ridden corpse?" Good! At least now you know your rightful place in life is "bowing and cowering in fear close to my kneecaps"! Whether by force or of your own will you "little _bitch"! Let this merciless assault marinate in that your lame brain so that it may spark your sparse intelligence into life! Because sadly, You were born with a big handicap, and that is your BRAIN and you and I both know that If your IQ was any lower you would trip over it constantly! "Now kindly _FUCK OFF and GET LOST, you _stupid, inconsequential, vapid, disease ridden, _shit stabbing, sewer dwelling, muck raking, bottom feeding bloody nincompoop"! Your younger sisters _vagina seriously needs my attention! Swerve..............................................This way!

learn to use paragraphs.....t'would make your post easier to read....

when did okada riders and farmers become illiterates?....so what happens to those okada riders and farmers that went to school? would they still be grouped as illiterates?

very derogatory statement....

optical illusion surely.....the girl must have been crying for a different reason.

olapluto:
Once you solve the first one, attempt this. How many triangles do you see?

56

misssclassy:
I have already experienced my greatest fear.
I am no longer scared of anything anymore. Whatever wants to happen, let it happen, I am not scared.

so what's your greatest fear?

@op....my greatest fear is the unknown

remsonik:
Wow.... Korede don hammer. Buhari has very beautiful genes. His daughters are stunning!

beautiful genes......very nice use of words...

non-existent b00bs or perhaps it's the camera angle that makes it so...

he has a daughter?

40 squares

MissMeiya:


I couldn't resist sending him a screenshot of the first page lol. He replied!!!

No wonder his fans adore him. I can fight to defend him o ♡♡♡

yea he's a cool guy....but take it easy, in your bid to defend him, don't crash and burn

i don't trust these celebrities going into politics - i don't know why

God's on vacation

safarigirl:
dude, this is highly unnecessary.

I suppose you're the type who likes heavy duty. Have you seen Mikel Obi's girlfriend? Mark Zuckerbeg's wife? Wayne Rooney's wife? Do you know one thing they all have in common? Yes, FLAT Asss. Nobody of importance has a relationship with fat women like Toolz...no, such women are found in ghettos with 8 kids and e go better husbands

defender of the faith

maxism2:
But frankly, many women, even 89% of nairaland babes would offer themselves free to these celebrities if they can do that just to have them nyash them, and when they are done with d nyashing and leave them to move unto another nyashable hotter baby they start screaming.

your statistics is wrong....it's actually 97.653% of nairaland babes....

that's just cloud

simdam500:

lol agbani neck isn't helping matters even

hahaha....agbani tell your neck to help matters

his dressing looks a lil bit unorthodox, but then he's earned the right to dress any which way, though I can't be caught dead going about in my pajamas.

they are definitely not in Nigeria....

I love church scandals....