Sports › Re: Super Eagles List For Friendlies With Tunisia & Ivory Coast Released By NFF by Crystademus: 3:19pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
The list is complete for now,am one of the standby players. |
Culture › Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Crystademus: 3:00pm On Sep 15, 2020 |
In Mr bones voice..." My prince, you must come home now to play the gwara- gwara" hahaha! |
Events › Re: What Was That Thing You Later Realised You Wasted Money On During Your Wedding? by Crystademus: 11:05am On Aug 27, 2020 |
Touring the whole fct Abuja in a open roof Lamborghini, distributing IVs and making announcements on speakers. Also making adverts on Bisi olatilo show on AIT, Events on NTA and Weddings on LTV. Giving cars as gifts to invitees. The list is endless! Should I continue? |
Romance › Re: Photos From The Beautiful Nairalander's Wedding by Crystademus: 9:38am On Aug 27, 2020 |
My fifle! Nice one! Subsequently, lalastica and co should be invited to such weddings for providing a platform for the meeting and discussions lol |
Events › Re: Please Help!! Can 500K Be Enough To Plan A Wedding? by Crystademus: 6:40am On Aug 24, 2020 |
Mandela27: Damn!men still don't wanna wake up.
That money would have helped you in a long way but instead you want to wed one Nigerian babe that will still ride her ex or one random dude later,then you will come back here and create another thread of infidelity.
Why not make her your baby mama instead and use the money for relevant stuffs as you're still a struggling niggar Everyone will not be like you. This is the type of advice you'll give your children.I know you'll be happy if your daughter is made a baby mama. Destiny destroyer identified. |
Food › Re: See The Plate Of Rice I Cooked With Just 200 Naira by Crystademus: 6:29am On Aug 24, 2020 |
How much is the 1 cup? Tomato sachet? Onions?kerosine used? Egg? Check it and look into the mirror, you will see the liar there. |
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Food › Re: Check Out This Made-in-birnin-kebbi Pizza by Crystademus: 12:46pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Its true.that is the only bakery in birnin kebbi.There's no eatery in birnin kebbi town.one t.v station using 1950s camera,education backwards,as they cook to entice children to school.when you teaching students,they'll be sharing wedding i.v behind u..wonderful nysc experience. |
Business › Re: What A Bad Day Looks Like In The Bank by Crystademus: 5:59pm On Sep 01, 2016 |
If pple can be so happy to hv their post to reach fp,then imagine reaching heaven hw e go be lol |
Education › Re: School Punishment (share Your Experience) Photos by Crystademus: 8:37pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
falconey:

"The back your neighbour style"
That fvcking teacher coerced us to back each other, male back male and female back female.
You'll be on someone's back and received 5 strokes of cain, if you drop from your partner's back, the weyrey will start again from stroke 1, imagine if your had received number 3 or 4 already.
We all know this so we do choose a partner stronger so as to hold us tight if the pain of the stroke would made us over act and drop from our partner's back.
The punishment is sweet if you are watching, because the higher the number the harder the force the man puts in to make you drop. Its fun to watch.
Its funny now but not funny then.
we the pervs enjoy watching the females react, seeing how the cain bounce on their buttocks and see the way they shake it in pain as we laugh. ...and you are happy to be a pervert msctcheww! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Prepare For My Interviews. A Lesson To Job Seekers by Crystademus: 1:28pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Adonike: What of those dat don't have money to buy internet enable phones, can't afford #100 for cafe and needs to land their dream job? nna mehn! Sell pure water to raise the money |
Nairaland General › Re: Kano Girl With No Limbs Carried In A Bowl (Photos) by Crystademus: 12:12pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
If you've heard and see pastor nick,you'll know this can happen.let's thank GOD for our lives. |
Politics › Re: NERC Increases Electricity Tarrifs, Scraps Fixed Charges by Crystademus: 6:46pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
The best is going green,solar generated and wind generated electricity.no more bills. |
Fashion › Re: Mireia Lalaguna, Crowned Miss World 2015 Contest Winner by Crystademus: 5:01am On Dec 20, 2015 |
As Spain don win,expect them to keep winning consecutively.TIKITAKA THINGS |
Family › Re: Cobra And Monitor Lizard Killed In A Bed Room by Crystademus: 6:56am On Nov 17, 2015 |
Hmm! That girl must be special that the an ancestors came to pay homage to her lol |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by Crystademus: 3:58pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
Golden eaglets win this cup and you get #200 naira for your efforts (1$ =#1) |