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RomanceRe: She Still Want Me. I'm Surprised by Crystalom35(op): 10:13am On Jun 29, 2023
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RomanceRe: She Still Want Me. I'm Surprised by Crystalom35(op): 10:09am On Jun 29, 2023
Decided to message her on Facebook and all she was interested in was how I am. Where I now stayed.

I tried to guilt trip her into cutting off with me but then she said I did too.

I always have one theory, if dem no call you, dem no suppose ask why you no dey call them because Everybody phone dey make call .

The actual reason why I lost her contact in the first place was due to insecurity then

Na fine igbo babe with very big backside. Hmm.

And guys just dey shower her with gifts. One time her brother send her 100k. She been show me them.

She always show me her things in those days. Maybe to impress me or something.

Naso for her birthday, picture frames full everywhere o. Cake from plenty guys and your nigga no even get 1k for akant.

She invite come the birthday party but your guy no show up.

Even her department people do video about her and how she's this and that.

Your guy was heavily intimidated.

Why I'm saying all this is because this is the day I took the coward's way out.

As I no get anything and everything just dey fly inside, naim I just pipe low.

I didn't wish her happy birthday. I didn't post her. I no even call am.

The party self I no attend. Just ghosted her from that day onward.

I do think about her sometimes but never reached out to her.

And so everything was lost.

But sometimes, if e dey real eh, e dey real. No be money be everything.

Yes you can easily be intimidated by those other guys but the core of being a man, if it's well retained, you can get any girl.

And then it seems she started dating one law student like dat. Don't know.

Anyways, I chatted her a few days back and she wants us to meet up. Already scheduled her meeting in my friends house because me na inside school hostel I dey stay.

Can't take her there because all my roommate na fellowship bros them be.

Things always go down and I know this will not be different.

But after this then what? I know I can't keep up. Your guy never settle well for life to give woman 5k without seeing SAPA lurking in the shadows for weeks.

And i can't start telling her to cut off her life for me. Even me ma no go want make another person join me inside this suffer.

So, na still just browsing e go be.
CelebritiesRe: Pendo Stacy Takes Davido’s Boxers To An Interview: Calls It Her Souvenir by Crystalom35: 9:49am On Jun 29, 2023
SangoOlukosoOba:
Sigh..…..

Fela should please blow the trumpet and let this world come to an end!

I think the strongest woman in the world for now is Chioma!

Even if Davido was my son, I will be having high blood pressure by now.

This are things that make you regret for ever craving for a male child. When they want to disappoint you, they do it very big!
rest
RomanceShe Still Want Me. I'm Surprised by Crystalom35(op):
Sometimes a girl you feel might be out of your league is just the very girl that will fall for you.

Honestly.

So I met this girl a few years ago. Well, then we were in 100l.

Now in 300l. Put the strikes and COVID-19 into ago and it's about 4 years now.

Anyways, we used to f*ck back then like crazy.

But then she started going after bigger boys.

You know, girls wey he your mate no really be your mate o .

While your boy dey trek with two trousers and one useless easy wear, babe don dey enter jeep and Benz.

Omo.

Naso man take loss contact with babe o. But sha no be like say we dey any relationship. Me too move on.

So recently I say make I resurrect her matter.

I dey come back...
RomanceRe: Is Their Really Life After Death? by Crystalom35: 9:41am On Jun 26, 2023
Jashub:
What do you mean by "scientists have no answer to this "? undecided

Baba, go and read books on NDE (Near Death Experience) and see .

Baba, there's life after this existence , and in fact, most religions talk about it
near death experience is near death experience... Not death.

Nearing death, doesn't you get the real death experience. Just as almost eating food will not fill your stomach until you actually eat the food.

Having a near death experience does not count in anyway compared to what happens after death.

This is because when you die the things that happened will be different from the things that will happen when you almost died.

Asume that we have a spirit, a dead person's spirit will have left them, probably journey to heaven or hell. In there, they will experience something that the spirit of someone who almost died will never experience.

So how will such experience of near death describe the after life?

When it comes to death and life after death, we are all as ignorant as a new born baby. Everything we think we know are mere speculation. And this field is still largely based on faith rather than any solid scientific principle.
RomanceRe: What Are Women Thinking During Doggystyle? by Crystalom35(op): 9:38pm On Jun 23, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
So u prefer ur mis*rable life like dis?? grin grin grin grin grin grin tomorrow u will come and create thread to wail to ur fellow neverdowell redpillers of how a girl dumped ur brokeA*s for a wealthy man boy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
it's paining you more than it's paining me.
RomanceRe: What Are Women Thinking During Doggystyle? by Crystalom35(op): 8:36pm On Jun 23, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Just look at ur life,,,,, dis is how u end up being miserable grin grin grin grin grin grin wen ur mates are busy making money look at de rubbish running through ur unproductive mind grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy


Nigerian men are just Us*less......all of them grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin
life is not all about money.

I don't know how your parents trained you or the value system but money is not everything.

And because it's your priority doesn't make it mine.
RomanceRe: What Are Women Thinking During Doggystyle? by Crystalom35(op): 8:32pm On Jun 23, 2023
All these guys dropping their opinion una dey do bend over for other guys? because the question clearly is for women who are always bent over during doggystyle
RomanceRe: What Are Women Thinking During Doggystyle? by Crystalom35(op): 8:30pm On Jun 23, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
who really cares? or better yet, if you give her your best dikc, and she is howling in pleasure, what difference does it make whether she is thinking of the dikc OR if she is thinking of the latest Nollywood movie?!
virgin
RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op): 8:18pm On Jun 23, 2023
Gaspardd:
Bro im like 10 yrs into your future. And that's actually if the game is nice to you. So in a way im on a higher level.
you can lie to yourself if you want. If your life is ugly, tomorrow you'll wake up and it'll still be ugly.

Na only for internet you fit form James bond.

Me na real guy. As e be for my life naso I write am. Whether e dey right or wrong for your eye, I no care.

All of us here know say you dey lie sha. Empty plate noise dey wake neighbor up for midnight when legend dey try steal meat.
RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op): 8:04pm On Jun 23, 2023
Gaspardd:
Mugu... I used to do all this wayback in 2009-2012. But as you grow older and as the game became kind to you, you loose ur scarcity mindset and kinda relax and just be fun.
mr used to.

Allow me to do mine. I no see u as person to give me advice. An unsolicited one at that.

No too dey form busy body.

I want sex. I get sex. Simple as ABC. Come here wan form wetin you no be.

People like una no even get friends for real life. Talk more of girlfriend.

You know how I know? Because from your typing and trying to be on a higher moral ground, you come across as boring, snubbish, weak.

I mean look at the nonsense you write
And its not about banging, its about being social, meeting quality pple and being genuinely nice to each other in this cruel world.
see how try to tell others what to do with their life?

Who be you exactly to tell me the meaning of what I want to do with a woman?

You are nothing but a narcissistic person who thinks only their opinion and idea is right. Such people can't sustain relationship.

Because you become malicious and vile when others do not accept your position. You are not good in anyway. You just don't have any social power hence you pretend to be good.

Next time when you have a sweet babe over, let her meet you painting, doing plumbing, or carpentry work. Draw her into your reality and you see her lost into your world.
This is another proof again. So, by your theory, a woman must meet a man plumbing, painting or doing carpentry work before she will like him?

Like where do you get this stupid ideas from? You probably are one of those stupid people with no real world life.

If you can get women, you'd get as much as any other man. But because you can't, you formulate stupid theories in your head that sex doesn't matter.

Mumu
EducationRe: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by Crystalom35: 7:55pm On Jun 23, 2023
Webdeveloper89:
"to" means "before". so it is 11:55am


if the question is "away from" or "past", then it will be 12:03am
4 min "to" 12 is different from what is the closest time "to" midnight
RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op): 7:50pm On Jun 23, 2023
Gaspardd:
Ur neediness can only attract low hanging fruits.
And its not about banging, its about being social, meeting quality pple and being genuinely nice to each other in this cruel world.
What's in banging for gods sake... Its just a sport, simple as that but when your disfunctional brain sees it as an achievement, u re bound to create an ego out of it.
virgin don drop motivation.


It's all about banging. Hot, steamy sex. Nothing more. No be you go tell me wetin I want from woman
RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op): 7:39pm On Jun 23, 2023
Gaspardd:
Usually i just laff at this chumps forming alpha male. You meet a lady and instead of you to actually be present and in the zone.... In your own reality and owning ur shit, the needy chump in you got into your head and trying to drag yourself into her reality.
Lol f<cking teens.
Next time when you have a sweet babe over, let her meet you painting, doing plumbing, or carpentry work. Draw her into your reality and you see her lost into your world.
Of course that applies to sweet loving girls not the average niger babe thinking of how to bill you, while you scheming how to bed her.... Bunch of re~tards
see mumu talk sha 😁 😁

So because I dey expect girl make I go look for work start dey do?

I wanted to bed her. And I bed her. End of story.

Every man gets approach anxiety. It doesn't matter whether you're an alpha male or a simp.

Every man dreads approach a woman. What makes the difference is the ability to overcome it and go for what you want.
InvestmentRe: Belgium Orders Binance To Immediately Cease All Crypto Activities In The Country by Crystalom35: 7:06pm On Jun 23, 2023
Crypto is here to stay though
RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op): 5:03pm On Jun 23, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Dis one just wants to sell his books to de gullible men of nairaland grin grin grin grin grin grin
no. This happened
RomanceRe: How Can A Lady Who Has Flat Butt And Chest Attract A Man? by Crystalom35: 1:56pm On Jun 23, 2023
There are guys who like them just like dat.

My personal preference has always been very tiny breast and sizable ass.

But some guys prefer nothin up and nothin down. Just kpanla
RomanceWhat Are Women Thinking During Doggystyle? by Crystalom35(op): 1:52pm On Jun 23, 2023
Ladies over to you

RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op): 1:36pm On Jun 23, 2023
ghettochild:
U no even entertain ur guest
ah ah. My mama train me well na.

Try getting her something to eat or drink but she said no.
RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op): 1:30pm On Jun 23, 2023
Mikel99:
Can you show us the picture of her view. Like her back if you are saying the truth.
plenty xvideos to masturbate to. Go find one
RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op): 1:29pm On Jun 23, 2023
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RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op): 1:25pm On Jun 23, 2023
CANDYDADDY:
all road leads to sex
it was the reason for the season 🤪🤪
RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op):
Anyways.

Before then, I moved from my bed to my reading table. Trying to get closer to her.

But she was still sitting a little farther from me. I just weak.

I moved back to my sitting position on the bed after about 5 minutes of sitting on the table.

Na then naim dey idea of birthday pop up inside my head.

Asked her if she danced on her birthday. She laughed nervously and said no.

I was like hmm. It's your birthday you should have danced and had as much fun as you want.

I then told her to stand up, lemme play a song for her so she could dance.

She was shy and was laughing while protesting she couldn't dance.

Nigga don already see him wey inside.

Me wey no sabi dance, naso I drag am standup say make we dance o.

I just dey shake my leg dey do my own mumu thing while she whine small and from there, grabbing and holding start.

And i MISTAKENLY fell on the bed while dragging her into it with me.

On the bed, she cuddles easily. I guess I must have given her a little more fun with all my jokes and dancing stuff.

Sex did happen later after a lil resistance. Don't want to go into details here.

The girl is really neat though. Unlike the other one I met the other time.

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RomanceGetting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Crystalom35(op): 11:15am On Jun 23, 2023
So this girl I toasted on Facebook came to visit me yesterday.

The moment I sighted the girl from afar, my confidence just vanished at that moment.

Some people dey fine o. Omo. Babe fair die, get better skin, figure 8 and everything.

Omo, naso my confidence run leave me like wetin?

Sha, we don start am, na to end am. After all, no be murder case. Naso I cut bouncing go meet am o.

I no kuku even dress well since the place where Okada drop her no far from my house. My regret.

The moment she saw me, I could sense the (disappointment?) in her look and at one point I could feel she kind of looked down on me? 🙁

No be her fault sha. I should have put more effort in presenting myself.

Sha e don be.

Her scent abi perfume na die.

For my mind, I just say I must bang this girl today.

I just talked with her,

"o you must be Jessica?"

"yeah" she responded, trying to avoid eye contact with me.

Always look at a girls eyes to assert dominance.

"OK.."

Me again "this your coming come be like dat of Jesus o"

She laughs. She caught the joke.

"sorry I woke up late"

OK na no worries.

I don't compliment pretty girls as soon as I meet them. General rule for me.

Sha we walk small come reach my house o. Naim I open door make we enter.

Hmm, madam waka enter room. She see bed, see chair. Like she confuse small, naim she go siddon for chair o.

As I waka go siddon for bed, my mind don already dey laugh me. The reason na because, before I waka go meet the girl, my mind say make I comot the chair from my room or load it with books.

But I say that one no go matter sha.

Now we are here. She sitting on the chair and me far away on the bed. No way to establish physical contact without looking weird at first.

Anyways back to the story, we talked little with me joking and making her laugh like crazy 🤪

Gradually, I could see her initial impression of me changing and she starts crawling out of her shell.

Guy man confidence come dey swell 😁😁

So, I collected her phone. Politely. Naturally girls tend to press their phone while talking to guy they are just meeting to prevent awkwardness.

I let this slide the first few minutes since I'll be on my own phone. Then I'll always just collect their phone, ask them to be here with me and return it to them while dropping mine.

Most will just drop theirs too and from that point, I'll have their full attention.

So I did same with hers and got her full attention.

She then told me she had her birthday last week. There and then, I saw the open window to get her into my bed.
PoliticsRe: We're Ready For Business, Prepared To Welcome Investors - President Tinubu by Crystalom35: 10:09am On Jun 23, 2023
Last time it was lazy Nigerian youths

I'll build a website for your business for 10k only.
RomanceRe: LGBTQ Signs All Over Latest Subway Surfer Version by Crystalom35: 7:13am On Jun 23, 2023
That's how they want you to think. They won nothing
MechanicMike:
....tooo late to complain bro.....they won....Hollywood juss announced the next superman will be gay. Can't u imagine!!! (True story) angry

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