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Love ain't dead, just went for a long walk.

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who is this guy and where is he from?

Don't worry, the Op has a vivid imagination. Everything he does is by imagination.

Only an animal can do this.....is the boyfriend a dog?

Tell her her problem is over. There's this baba i know that solves this kind of problem eh.....all you have to do is to get a confirm tooth of an ant and thats all.

ITbomb: 23
When u never buy wine on top her head

i tire o

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will you stop doing that *yawns too*

Roseey0: wetin Jesus do u na?,hw cm ur so grounded wit de options

These are things we see in papers, movies and me been on ground doesn't mean i do them.....so u're trying to tell me u're not familiar with female intimacy gadgets? Neva heard of them?

See what happens when you go around dating unstable gals.

Roseey0: SMH!!_which among dm do u pertake in?

Jesus christ! I don't do soap and baby oil please.

I don talk am b4...make dem remove all those se..x toys wey dey market so women go dey feel the real tin...dem get toys home boyz get soap and baby oil....e no make sense o

Chei! When boyfriend, galfriend relationship begin deny pple fundamental human right again? Free the babe make she go do transaction.

I thought girls like big, long joystick na....why u dey complain when ur husband na champion.

Timijo: It is nt wat u think

oya make me think otherwise.

U na badt guy.

U see that 7 & 15 eh! I rather luv like a vampire.

Op, enough contribution already but here is ma own.....count the number of people that want you to live and the number that said you should go ahead with the suicide.....then decide.

He will be singing "chop ma money", while u on the receiving end will be dance "i just had sex".

Mario puzo's the last don, mario puzo's the godfather, the patriot, A-team, count of monte cristo, ma sassy girlfriend, and alot more.

Iyfe Namikaze: hahahahahaha..... *goes to d fridge to get myself a glass of milk and popcorn* oya start tod kill ureslf make i watch. FOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Let me tell u one thing, wenever d thought of suicide comes to ur mind, that is wen God has already planned sumtin good for but the devil wants to blind and destroy u wit dat suicide act.
I hav a story,a true life story. My elder brother graduated frm secondry skul in 2005,then i was still in ss1. He culdnt gain admittion for 2yrs. Not dat he wasnt brillian,my elder bro was sound in academics, but we culdnt just figure out wat d problem was. Then on d 3 yr, by then i was nw in ss3.. We both took jamb together. My score was 188 (absu) while his was 198(futo). My bro thought dat he has missed d cut of mark bcuz d prevous year futo's cut off mark was 200. That nite my bro came back to d house, wen upstairs and slit his veins!! Bro was in d brink of death wen i came to our rum. I saw him lying down on d floor and i sensed danger! I saw d slit veins and blood was rushing out. I SCREAMED for help!!
he was rushed to d hospital,and thank God hhe regained consciousness. that was d 1st time i ever saw my dad cry. Bro begged us to 4give him. Lol.. We hav already did even b4 he begged us.
That year..2008 futo's cut off mark was 190,and bro gained a merit admission. He nw sturdy agric engineering in a 5 yrs program in futo, currently on his IT program in PH.

Wenever it seems like all hope is lost,turn back! There is a door dat opens to a great life which u never knew existed! That door is GOD.

abeg who be ur bros? I'm a student of futo....agric eng is ma discipline 2 and am on IT and wud like 2 know him.

They should keep chasing shadows.

Bros that thing too long abeg...

NICE! But no be for naija.

[quote author=Mynd_44]why nah? The guy offend you before?[/quote]The guy hustle hard get babe.....i mean the bobo suffer get babe o! Only to dey find how to sustain relationship.

[quote author=Cori_corde]I sort of imagined Beyonce as Olanna; fits in better- the full figure, beauty and everything [/quote]only beyounce? Try michelle obama, she also a perfect fit.

Naija! A country filled with jokers. Make una go Gotham city jare.

Will u marry a midget?

mrjojo: Please i still need viable advice and tutorial o, if i loose this great lady due to my ignorant state ehn,Nairalanders na una o

u go lose am... advice, no advice. Infact, u don lose am already so go read.

tobechi20: To balance d equation

like poles repel unlike poles attact

bros, dat one na physics o. Since unlike attract, marry mad person na.

MRbrownJAY: well shouldnt you also say that:" if lady B was all that then he wouldnt have the need to still keep lady A as a gf"

his action clearly shows that BOTH ladies aint got what he requires.

mehn don't know. I think he should just move on with his life.