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bukkysam:
Good morning house. pls i need "24" led tv at clearance price. thank you

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, it is my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread and subsequently, that of the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @Dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. It turned out that one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown, though some sources have stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed, came the invite for a cbt test. It is rumoured among local men and women, that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test all over the country in about 190 cbt test centers. The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators. He had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive, broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, bobowaje, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfreak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, kevlala, moogoogaipan, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe thespark, souljar etc, special mentions to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja, Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. It can be very well recalled that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners, ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja. It remains unknown if anyone took his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with drop-dead composure , sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sauces, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date, though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notable from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, bobowaje, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that regard, to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper and he 'lost all his ability to can'.

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot-soldiers: farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu, ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC HQ, Nairaland community and the Ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post, no matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence for one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mentions to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention, all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info. This post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

ezugegere:
20k

Isabellah:

Bodylicious:
Pls can I have the link so I can Go tru and keep my hope high...

joezeph:
Those guys waited about a year b4 APL arrived. They even started contributing cash for a publicarion in a national daily, and were even thinking of a protest.
Our watch just started

Adanne9110:
I will marry him fast fast because i have observed that when a man has one issue or the other,he will give an undilluted love,,love is sweet even without kids..I will even like it cos there wont be any iotal of cheating,my mind is at rest that its only me in hus life,we will be together and adopt a child,train the child to the highest point...but, if you have this condition,make sure your pocket doesnt have that condition,,the pain of labour like i heard,sucks,but the pain of being broke sucks the most.

Love892:
is it sold yet? interested.

emmansus:
I have one like her as a neighbour always to themself,u greet them in the morning they look at you like an alien or is.always to them self don't like to associate with anybody,you won't see anybody come to look for them at all,no family,no friend,no boyfriend,no husband,no church member,no coworker ever come to look for them yet they go work,church everyday.snick into their own flat and snick out everyday.as beautiful as she is never for ones smile.i wonder the kind of work or church she goes to.i wonder if it is somebody that gave birth to her.if youchoose to talk to her she won't respond still always holding an iPhone and a Samsung phone,i never for ones see her talk on phone since we have been together in our compound for 17yrs now.but always respond to compound bill but will not altar any word to you.na wa o,thats how they lived their life till death take them.neighbours will now be the one suffering for someone does not want to associate.haba.

ubunja:
"Nobody used Nobody"


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Dude YOU have been used so far......... Dimwit.

You're giving her accommodation safety and protection. Whose food is she eating. The water she's drinking and bathing with who's paying for it??

You guys tho....

UyaiIncomparabl:
LMAO. Fear fear.

Keziehenry:
How much

NinaJoy:
How much...

baby124:
Lmaooo. Who will make them pay? ShopRite will end up paying for damages for every retailer in that mall, including their own losses. They should ask their government for tax break

sweetrace:
Very stupid people doing stupid and thoughtless deeds. When they can’t make calls or use the internet, they’ll complain loudly like frogs in a weeping pond. Those complaining that Dstv has been reaping them off should unsubscribe. There are many Nigerian stations. Watch them and stop harassing and stealing from innocent people in the name of repercussions. Your fellow criminals are the root course of the xenophobia in SA. The people are tired of your ugly asses committing all kinds of atrocities. While they are wrong, you’re not just wrong. You’re stupid.

baby124:
They are losing a lot. The goods in Shoprite are owned by Shoprite. Last last a few jobs will be lost but this will hit the SA owners hard. MTN office may be franchised if it’s not their head office, but most franchises are stocked with parent company equipment and supplies.

Neddstark:
Nigerian police ehn. You know these guys are trigger happy and use live ammunition. They go just kpai you sara over protest. Abeg let the protest continue online abeg. Sowore that was detained is building a political career for himself. Me i am trying to find my rent money and my daily bread. Untill i am strong enough to make a difference I will lay low. We dont want to make a story for the Evening News abeg.