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Confirmed by the Ministry Of Health.

According to sources, the victim is an Italian and was brought in at the Disease centre at Yaba on the 26th and was tested positive as at the 27th of February 2020.

Implication is that he has passed the 2 weeks probation period before he was tested and must have definitely come in contact with a lot of persons.

Unlike Ebola, The CV-19 is airborne and highly communicable.

Let me drop one idea here. If you are into service providing (i.e you have any soft skill like teaching, hairdressing, ICT teaching, home cooking, cleaning and co)

Make a list of what you can do very well, the top 2 on that list circle it.

Look at where your services will be most needed and where its market can readily pay for the service. For example, home tutoring is majorly required at the Island axis and even pedicure and manicure.

Open a Social media account (preferably Twitter or IG including a mailing account) parallel space can help.with this so that it doesn't affect your personal social media accounts.

Look for those that sell genuine numbers of people around your preferred location. Price shouldn't be more than 5k.

Get a bulk SMS platform (preferably Ebulksms on playstore)

Recharge to the tune of 5k and send this messages in bulk to those numbers.

The content of the message should include what you do, your social media account and an office address if you have one (you can get a virtual working space with any Cool working space company) cost 5k per month if you can afford it.

That's a total of about 10-15k. I bet you, you should have at least one client at the end of the month and your first invoice should cover your total capital, that's how you start a small biz from nothing.

This is premium Biz idea, even myself is yet to adopt, but I'm giving it out here free.

If you have 10-15k and you don't know how to go about it, I can put you through for free.

See eh, you just have to take life easy and thank God for each day.

I used to think it's a crime to be jobless until I saw something's last year and this year.

You can be on top today, tomorrow you are no where to be found. As far back as 2014, I was earning 40k and working in the Bank as an IT student, today, na 50k job we dey manage even with Bsc, will I kill myself? No.

My Former Boss was making mad money up until the latter part of last year when his company had issues, today, he has nothing.

I will always refer to a quote from the great Nelson Mandela, he once said "the summary about life is that after climbing a mountain, one then realizes that there are many more mountains to climb"

I was really planning on tying the knot this year or next year, but as it is now, that plan is postponed indefinitely.

It is well.

Let me give you expo ma'am.

Pay the 21k immediately then sue them for abduction, claim damages of #1million.

You have made a profit of 979k. Then pay your lawyer a 100k.

Don't thank me, I do this out of love

Heineken:
Bro if I tell you my own... Since 2014 no joy no job.. I dey apply well. Online and offline. I Don submit cv well... I broke so tey my account na zero baba. Sometimes I go just look myself and breath out.. Saying hope dey so? Time dey go. I'm 32 now. Iran meta o gbodo toshi Sha.

I'm out of words honestly.

tricksters:
I only cursed those who their existence as been condemned by themselves out of bigotry n hate such as yourselves. Take time out n read my comment again maybe your impoverished soul can remove the log in your eye b4 removing that from others.

Only a mango tree can produce mango fruits. In the same vein, it is only a cursed person that goes around cursing others.

By our fruits (words and actions) we can tell the content of our mind/soul and yours my friend is dark and bitter.

My soul is in a good place, likewise my body and mind

tartar9:
I've never read of anytime an artifact was returned or asked to be returned to the South East.
Our white exploiters through the ages couldn't find anything worth stealing there.

You definitely haven't come across the phrase "Igbo-Ukwu"

EverythinDeals:
Do you still have a place at Mowe/Ibafo?

No sir.

TMemos:
Na wa for you.

Saying 20% and completed in the same sentence.

My bad. I'm trying to recall the appropriate word.

tricksters:
See this oloriburuku so in 16 years PDP was not able to rehabilitate the most important in Nigeria n you are here claiming it did 20%. Your entire household deserve to be shot with shakabula.

You guys are just too insultive on this section, one cannot have a discussion devoid of curses with you people.

Well, I reject those curses in Jesus name and send it back to where it's coming from. No weapon fashioned against my household shall prosper

Modified:
I went through your profile and saw that all you do is to insult people all day. In 16 years from you will look back and see how you have destroyed yourself.

Keep it up, throw more curses, but when you look in the mirror, you will eventually see the cursed one.

tricksters:
This is what PDP failed to accomplish in over 16 years

Not true. PDP under Fmr President Jonathan started it and completed it at 20% as at May 2015.

Don't forget, it's an expressway of over a 100km.

JB applying finishing touches at the Magboro side of the Lagos Ibadan expressway.

losprince:
Saving Private Ryan 10/10

What a ride! Perfect film, undoubtedly knocks off Dunkirk as my best war film yet. I especially like that the main focus of the movie was on the characters and not the war itself, and that it took time to breath occasionally and before the final conflict.

What an engrossing story, accompanied by humour, sacrifice, tragedy and love.

That beach sequence was something of extraterrestrial proportions.

My next movie in line after Endgame. I hope it's worth it.

Who sat and watched my infant head while sleeping on my cradle bed? My mother.

I would give my Mum 80k and tell her to give her husband 20k.

My Dad has caused me a lot of pain. Yes, he provided, sent us to school and all. But he hates me and doesn't hide it. I'm not Jesus, at least not for now, so an eye for an eye wouldn't be bad.

If it's possible to pay him back all the monies he had spent on me till date, I will.

He should have taken the deal EFCC offered him at the beginning of his trial.

Oga insisted he won't forfeit his share of the Dasuki loot and took it to trial

Hello, please I need an accomodation around Iyana paja, ipaja, meiran down to Abule egba or anywhere along Lagos/Abk expressway for monthly let.

Alternatively, any other place, asides the Island would be welcomed.

Beckysexy:
Lol
I was just kidding oh
Didn't know you'll take it this far.

Some guys don't have self respect. Even if it's a faceless forum one should still guard their mind jealousy.

FanOfMyself:
A brother from nnpc thread

Brotherly, you are spot on. I always feel I have more time.

I don laugh, i don tire

Nairaland, you guys are the best, no cap.

See eh, I have a younger bro at age 15, very tall and handsome. During his break, I was using his phone cos mine was faulty. I saw many things, though I didn't see porn but his chats with his Gf (did I even mention he has a gf already) exposed a lot.

I saw them and just smiled, Baba even sharp pass me, at that age I was concerned with just finishing sec school. What did I do? When he came back during the holidays, I made him understand I saw his chats, I didn't say more, he's growing I understand. What I can do is to tell him about diseases, condom and baby mama. I didn't involve any family member, why should I? When I know he's at that stage of his life.

Joke is on anyone who gives this teenagers phones and think they won't be exposed to these things. It's like walking naked in an exposed reactor of a nuclear plant, you will definitely get cancer (I hope I made sense there )

Those saying talk to him about Jesus are the big Jokers here, someone (a teen) is hungry, he needs to satisfy that urge, you tell him to go and pray, you are sick. Didn't Apostle Paul say something like "when I was a kid I reasoned like a kid?" Didn't Jesus say the bridegroom doesn't fast when the bride is around?

Don't be a hypocrite, help them to pass this phase out objectively, it's not easy for them, at least you were once a teen.

By the way, there's a lady o met here, for weeks we haven't spoken, edakun, Ify, what I do? Why have you forsaken me?

Nairaland, I love you all

I'm not too surprised. I've heard someone call on Sharing Life Issues with Auntlanda saying how she divorced her husband after few years because the connection wasn't there.

I was about doubting your story, alas! I remembered that fateful day.

The truth is this; it's all in your head.

It's not real, but your mind is playing a fast one on you. You are seeing issues where there isn't any.

Otuegbe:
See free accommodation

There's quite a few at Ikoyi too.

Amarabae:
For matured minds!
Tell us your weak point ,someone here can be of help via counseling /advice.
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Oriaku Cares

I find it difficult to keep to time. I'm always late to work, church or appointments.

I have been like this for over 20.years, it's beginning to affect me.

Xclusiveme:
How did a 25year old acquire so much money like that is my first question

I'm surprised no one on the first page asked this question. Our values are gradually eroding away.

The first question any sane person should ask is how did a 25 year old acquire a huge sum of 20 million.

Makavelli25:
Really

Yh. Should be upto 2k now

Built2last has the highest likes on a single comment on Nairaland...

Guy is so good I had to follow him.

If we check now, you have had sex with her.

Even our illiterate great grand father's and mothers are more sensible and rational than us with all our supposed knowledge and information.

Oga walk out before the unthinkable happens.

If we check now, you have had sex with her.

Even our illiterate great grand father's and mothers are more sensible and rational than us with all our supposed knowledge and information.

Oga walk out before the unthinkable happens.

Those who think money will or money would have solved all their problems should read this.

Money is good though.

Nobody here should be cowed or vilified for giving an opinion.

Whether it's a populist opinion or it doesn't please the band wagon still speak, don't ever be afraid of giving your review or afraid some voices will drown it.

And whenever you are tempted to rub yourself dirty with them in the mud remember, it's the internet, a boy can claim to be a King over the internet.

DandeNumeruno:
ha this guy again....

dude aren't you tired of making a fool of yourself

everyone this is the same guy that rated a tv show he has never watched 5/10, just because a youtube reviewer said it's a 5/10 show.

he's out of touch with reality.

he's basically an idiot.

CsRockefeller kor..CsBlockHead nii.

Better to be an idiot than to be you with an uncouth mouth and no regard for any body.

Won't trade words with you. I have nothing to gain or loose by rating any movie high or low.

You and your gang can keep attacking anyone who has a contray opinion but the society at the end will point out who the idiot/idiots are.

Have a nice day.

Kaycee7:
Ignorant people always feel deceived when the knowledge they ignored comes back to bite them in the ass.
Also, I didn't know there had been a Joker movie before. Pray, tell me more about this movie.

Oga, go and Psycho-analyze someone else.

This section shouldn't be where people get too serious or throw insluts/banters.