₦airaland Forum

AutoChick4U:
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lol

Nawa oohh! This long epistle just to spite the Igbo's. You heart must be oozing with unquantifiable scum of hatred.

OptimmusPrimme:
I just knew it had to be these cursed people from the land of the drowning sun.

These cocaine-trafficking, incestuous & cannibalistic bastards are responsible for 98% of all the atrocities committed in the Southwest and all the abominable vices you can think of.

They hate the Hausa/Fulanis

They hate the Yorubas

They hate the Niger Deltans

They hate the Benue People

They hate the Kogi People

They hate the South Afrikans

They hate the Ghanaians

They hate the Indians

They hate the Chinese

They hate the Cambodians

Sincerely speaking, they are the most useless and confused ethnicity in the Cosmos.

They said they’re marginalized and therefore, want Biafra. Ok, take your Biafra and relocate back to your erosion-ravaged enclaves in East.

The Coalition of Northern Groups even came out and urged the National Assembly to grant these drug-dealing bastards their utopian Country, but what did we see?

These bastards sent their representative (Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu) to curse the Coalition of Northern Groups and then declared that any evil plot to expel the Igbos from Nigeria with the aim of dispossessing them of their properties scattered across the Country will be resisted.

But this bastard representative has seen how his fellow bastards have been shouting “BIAFLA OR DEATH, NO LEFULENDUM, NO ERECTION” all over Nigeria and he kept quiet & simply held his peace.

Another Bastard from Nairaland said they will only accept to exit Nigeria if the old Eastern region is included in their BIAFRAN Country.

They are simply planning to steal the Niger Delta Oil-Producing Communities and lump them inside their Biafra, in spite of the Niger Deltan tribes & communities saying they are not part of - and will never join Biafra.

These are the same bastards painting & portraying the Hausa/Fulanis as bullies & land grabbers, but they themselves are culpable of the same crimes they accuse the Hausa/Fulanis of.

In truth, these bastards do not want Biafra because all of them know their Biafra will be worse than Congo, Somalia & Afghanistan combined.

What they want is POWER. Their “BIAFLA” is nothing more than a blackmailing tool to usurp Power.

Nobody heard the agitation for Biafra from these despicable animals when Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was the President because they benefited immensely from GEJ’s presidency and even had Azubuike Ihejirika as the COAS.

Nnamdi Kanu was nowhere to be found castigating the Government at the time because he was busy flying from one Country to the other in search of black, white, Indian & latina prostitutes courtesy of GEJ’s handouts.

Left to me, these cursed people should be treated in the only language they understand.

Anambra and Enugu would be annexed from the South-Eastern States and used as training grounds by the Nigerian Armed Forces, where all our newly imported ballistic missiles and long-range artillery weapon systems would be used in training our gallant men, and by extension to obliterate every cockroach & mosquitoes (young & old) moving in those two states while the training exercises are on going.

Please wait a minute! Before you accuse me of tribalism or inciting genocide, how many times have you cautioned your bastard, hare-brained people from inciting genocide on other tribes and the “Zoo”?

Look, in the spirit of fairness & justice, we must always endeavor to apply the theory of the “Goose and the Gander” in our everyday lives.

So, let us continue. Since your people think that they are smart and the rest of us from other tribes & ethnicity are stupid; a national referendum would be conducted at the behest of these “cursed bastards ingrained with the spirit of Nzeogu” from the East of the Niger.

There will be no neutrality. Either you’re on the side of Nigeria which your people call the Zoo or on the side of Biafra with your three state-Country (Imo, Abia & Ebonyi).

Of course, I did not forget. Shebi I have already told you mannerless recalcitrant bastards that Anambra & Enugu would have been converted into our proposed-training grounds for the Nigerian Armed Forces?

Therefore, they will be excluded from your Biafra since you thieving bastards too are planning to annex Kogi, Delta, Benue, Rivers & Edo into your stupid, infeasible & unachievable Biafra.

Then if your people refuse to either go with Nigeria or Biafra, they will all be rounded up and shot summarily for creating unrest and breach of the peace. But I trust the Ladipo, Onitsha and Alaba market boys, (vast majority of whom constitute the iPOB) to begin trumpeting their slogan - “BIAFLA OR DEATH”

Then, the Nigerian Civil-War Pro Max or version 2.0 will be declared & unleashed with immediate effect. Those who would want to remain in the “Zoo” in order sabotage our efforts; ayayayaaaa; well, I’ll come back to what will become of their doomed fate later.

All Biafrans will be given 72hours to exit Nigeria and relocate back to their cursed lands in the East.

Abi you expect to leave your MTN job for Innoson and still be earning salary from MTN?

Any Biafran that fails to comply with the directive will automatically become food, target practice & sex slaves for the security apparatus of the indigenous host communities of their abodes.

Yes, yes, I know. You’re already thinking what I’m thinking?

Predictably, they would engage and launch their propaganda & lying transmissions into gear 44 and resort to what they know how to do best by calling on the international communities to come to their aid.

But the international communities are not daft & stupid like the Igbos.

The international communities will then begin to collate & bring out all the statistics of their cocaine-related crimes, Human-trafficking, Armed-robbery, Cultism, Homicide, Wire Fraud, Stolen Equipments, Car Jacking, House Jacking, Human Jacking, Animal Jacking, Fake goods, Currency-counterfeiting and every crime you can imagine.

Russia, Turkey, India, Amerika, Canada, Hong Kong, China, UAE, Brazil, South Korea, Thailand, Cambodia, North Korea, Japan, Germany, Belgium, France, Switzerland, South Afrika and Britain - all these Countries will then conclude that since ALL THESE LISTED CRIMES ABOVE were perpetrated by the flat-headed & cursed Biafrans, It is therefore in their interests to fight on the side of Nigeria in order to eradicate these crimes & criminals from their Countries - once and for all.

Now, this is where it gets interesting.

You’re fighting to break free from the shackles of injustice and at the same time, taking the laws into your filthy hands.

Who will be foolish & stupid enough to come to your aid?

You want to break free from Nigeria but 98% of all the crimes perpetrated within & outside Nigeria are from your region and by your people.

That is exactly why the doctrine of the “clean hands and equity is very vital; Hence the maxim: “He that comes to equity must come with clean hands.”

An “AMBUSH” mechanized regiment would be deployed to every exit points in the Southwest to frisk and lookout for anything that remotely looks like our flat-headed enemies. All the males & children are to be fumigated with “Zyklon-B” & extinguished at a make-shift Auschwitz abattoir while all the virile & fertile females from age 12 to 17 are to be brought to me at the Supreme HQ (Yes, That is my office). The rest are to be shared as spoils of war amongst our gallant officers.

That is when reality will begin to dawn on these uncouth, loud-mouthed, empty-brained & belligerent bastards from the East of the Niger, and immediately begin to sue to peace & dialogue, but it would have been too late by then, since half of their population that reside outside the South East would have fallen as target-practice & sex slaves to the brunt of the hostile indigenous host communities where they are domiciled, and have been insulting all their lives.

At least 14million recalcitrant cockroaches would have fallen, because by Sango, I have vowed to break the records of my father.

Now, In order to re-admit them back into Nigeria after making sure that 14 - 30million of them have been utterly decimated, an executive order will be decreed proscribing the mention of the name “Biafra or BIAFLA” since it died in 1967 along with those poor & empty good-for-nothing souls who perished at the altar of ignorance, hypocrisy & covetousness, triggered by a greedy, self-serving traitor.

A 1000-Naira policy will then be imposed on them as a punitive measure as against the 20-pounds policy imposed on their fathers & mothers in the 1970s.

All their bank accounts will be frozen and their monies transferred to the Federal Government purse while leaving them with just 1000 Naira to kick-start the second round of their “much vaunted” industrious nature & business acumen like we did to their fathers & ancestors at the end of the civil war.

Look, nobody is praying for war but WE (The Oduduwa Children) will rise to the occasion should any bastard pushes his luck too far.

If you do not want this ugly fate to befall you and your generations, then you better be of good cheer; and replace the fermented akpu with ofe nsala soup inside your rotten skulls with the spirit of Patriotism.

Be a law-abiding citizen like the rest of us. Stop letting your emotions & inferiority complex take the better part of you.

Replace the shouts of “marginalization” with “yes, we can do it together”.

If you want power, present your candidates and rally round for supports from other ethnicities.

Unfortunately, who will even want to vote for an Igbo candidate, seeing how they curse and taunt us daily with derogatory remarks at every given opportunity? Sango forbid bad thing!

An Igbo man as the President of Nigeria? The announcement of Gideon Orkar in the 1990 coup-d’etat in still fresh in our memory.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/flashback-speech-presented-by-major-gideon-orkar-on-april-22-1990/amp/

How the bastard decided to excise & cut off Sokoto, Borno, Katsina, Kano and Bauchi states from the Federal Republic of Nigeria when there were also military officers from these states who participated in that same coup d’etat.

That is why I keep saying that the I.Q of an average Biafran is “minus 20” (-20). Think first before you act, but the reverse is the case with these meth-ingesting bastards from the East of the Niger.

I remember vividly when Seun Osewa created the thread: “NAIRALAND SAYS NO TO SECESSIONISTS”

https://www.nairaland.com/2792995/nairaland-says-no-secessionists

There was no insults & curses these wayward children of Satan did not hurl at Seun. They even threatened to abandon NAIRALAND to go create their own BIAFRALAND but here we are today. As it is with every barren land, nothing good can come out of it.

That is why I am convinced that you incestuous, cannibalistic, power-hungry, money-hungry, domineering & cocaine-trafficking animals from Alaigbo will continue to be 4th-Class citizens in Nigeria as long as the Sun rises from the East and sets in the West.

In conclusion, I wish all my well wishers and enemies whatever you wish me in multiple folds.

I come in peace!

wwwihy:
https://punchng.com/extortion-protesting-tricycle-operators-ground-commercial-activities-in-onitsha/

I wonder how it will eventually be, if Biafra becomes a reality .

twilliamx:
Nna mennnn...This story long ooo....who get time read make e summarize am abeg..

As a female cab driver, their major customers are the male folks. In addition, they make advances toward them

Hmmn! Men

Beautiful. The way I detest make up ehh! It isbunimaginable. I can't marry a lady with make up( I will rather remain single forever)

jmoore:
Bla bla bla.......... Many first sons in Nigeria are fathered by men who are not married to their mothers. (paternity fraud).



So you had a bath, got dressed,
sprayed perfume and walked out of
the hostel to head to the class for
lectures.
Then you meet someone dressed in
rags with the most offensive smell
ever. He says to you "being clean is
not a guarantee for a successful
graduate".

That marks are not given for being
clean doesn't mean you should be a
dirty pig. You being clean is for your
own good, it's healthy to be clean.
Is being dirty a guarantee to be a
successful graduate?

Now, you can see where I am heading
to. Being a virgin till marriage is a
healthy lifestyle. Promiscuity doesn't
guarantee anything. Therefore, let
virgins be free to virgins.

well said and analyzed. Happy to find out people like u still exist

Hammyaladin:
Please someone should recommend be a good book to read..


Quote me please!

The pursuit of God

Is the job still available?

ppogba:
The truth we don't want to hear is that an average Nigerian road user, be it driver or whatever is extremely reckless, poorly or rarely trained and in a hurry for no just reason.

You are very correct. Very reckless and always in a haste for nothing.

JustMe407:
Well, 2021 is coming to an end in some days. And I personally don't like the way the year went for me. So by 2022, I want to put in a lot of work in my hustle and pray that it pays off.

But the issue is, how does one really hustle effectively? What are the specific things that should be done while working hard? Those that worked hard and made it, please what worked or did not work for you?

I know a lot of people would say avoid women; noted! What other thing should a young entrepreneurial minded Nigerian do in other to scale in his/her hustle.

Abeg make una answer ohh!!
Mods please help push to front page for broader inputs.

It is not hard work alone. The battle is not for the strong, neither race to the Swift, but time and chance happens to them all.
So do this:
- Develop your self
- Stop procrastinating
- Be diligent in all you do
- Be willing to take risk
- Never devalue your self
- Be faithful in even the most little task
- Finally make God your anchor and solid Rock.

Though People may cut corners to make financial gain. But the truth is that the bread gotten by deceit is sweet, bit later turns to gravel in the mouth.

Kinzo0917:
[sub][/sub] I live you with God. Thank you

Like I said, you guys have been giving unbelievers the opportunity to insult God. Christianity is far bigger than birds dieing on an altar - those are idol worship.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
This guy ehnnnn... You fall my hand

Damnn he isn't a real nigarrr

winterlover:
When the road was bad, thy were protesting bad govt.
Now the road has be fixed, they'll b speeding like an ambulance. RIP to the dead.
I think drivers should be thoroughly scrutinized before allowing them ply the highway. Most are drunk or sleepy. Laslas,Na bad road pay oooo. Good road no fit us for this cow ntry.

Just imagine of all our roads are good?

Coronavirus123:
All these pastors just dey make me tire for Christianity. Just killed innocent ducks for no reason. I pity Christians.
Dumb format...

If not for my personal encounter, I would have stopped been a Christian.

Kinzo0917:
don't joke with the things of God. Sin against the Holy Spirit can never be forgiven. Even if you don't believe the story, is better you keep quiet and move on

Which sin is against the Holy Spirit? It's people like you, that have made the world speak evil and bad of Christianity.

mrvitalis:
That's roughly $600k a month , that's roughly $7.2 million dollars a year. The project cost is around $850 million

so without maintenance , without paying anyone salary it would take 118 years to break even ......if we add salary n maintenance then you are looking at 300 years plus

850 million dollars to add 7.2 million dollars to our GDP is foolishness

With $850 million

We can give the top 10 ceramics importers $20 million each to build plants n stop importing ceramics .....this would save us $2 billion dollars yearly , plus boast GDP with over $3bn using only $200 million

Another $200million can be used to set up 10 cassava to ethanol factory giving that as loan to the biggest cassava farming unions ....we can be the biggest ethanol producer in the world ...with a potential to export over $2 billion ethanol and produce for local use also ...plus over 20,000 jobs

Same $200 million can be used to set up 10 to 20 cassava to glucose/ethanol plants ....we taking of a $70 billion dollars market we have absolutely great comparative advantage ...capture 15% of that that's over $10 billion a year industry

Rail lines are expensive luxury that never make profit we can't afford now

Well said.
But you see those men, they have nothing upstairs; they lack for sight. Their brains becomes active, only when it comes to looting and embezzlement.

They would have learned much more, if they read ideas like yours and many others alike here on Nairaland.

Still looking I'm for a better adjective to describe Nigeria . Ain't this men tired of looting and embezzlement?

I won't, because I am on the narrow path.

There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.

Omenaukor:
Happy birthday

God punish you

Lol

Jolomenas:
Must you blame abokis for everything?
Stupid useless man

Don't mind him. To be honest, most Nigerian politicians are saints when compared to it's Citizens.

Explorers:
After taking your coffee.

Damnn! This is so disgusting. I almost vomited.

Explorers:
After taking your coffee.

Damnn! I almost vomited

But she looks like those homeless people in the street of New York.

E-dara abi E-naira
Many Nigerians don't give a damn about it. While the physical bank finds it difficult to reverse failed transactions, who will help if transaction with E-naira fails?

Jwonder:
There's been a rise of Nigerians defaulting on Loans and coming online to form victims.
Why would you take a loan you have no plans of paying back?
This Loan companies don't collect collateral, so how else do expect them to recover their money if they don't harras you?

Just go through this thread and see how wicked humans are.
https://www.nairaland.com/6835279/loan-app-agent-keeps-blackmailing
They all forget this loan company is somebody's investment with staff to pay.
If everyone keeps defaulting on the loan won't they run out of business?

WHY ARE WE NEVER STRAIGHTFORWARD AS NIGERIANS?
I urge the CBN/ FG to start blocking the BVN and bank accounts attached to the BVN of loan defaulters, this will reduce the trend of evil people taking loans and refusing to pay.

Nigeria along with Nigerians is a hopeless case. It seems we are a different human species

Righteousness2:
It is Expected !

If your Eyes are opened you will see that the Proponents of the evil " Build Back Better" aka the Globalist with their "Great Reset" agenda are bent on ruling the World through a Single Worldwide system of Government!
They need to Crash down a whole lot to launch in their Program.

Personally! I am through with this World! They can have the World and all the Evils and Manipulations! I am bound for Heaven!

I love this. This world has nothing to offer.

mmadu5:
*Please if you are the one that gave me food to eat last night in my dream last night ! Plz reduce d salt n pepper and add more pomo this night tank u*

Chai

Iyiataata92:
Who are you to speak of Armageddon when Righteousness have not spoken??

That right belongs exclusively to Righteousness

Bola146:
age is just a number, na common sense matters which I think you lack, you need to pray for more maturity please. First take good care of your parents and siblings at home, if you don't have any, invest in your future since you can't think straight or if you don't have a good future, please buy her the phone and cleave to her, you will surely be alright, Pele.

Best comment.

Nisay6:
How is that possible,I thought phone cable i s DC

Not possible. Something else killed him. The voltage and current from a phone charger is mostly 3.7V and 2.0A which is not lethal.