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Politics / Re: Naira Jumps To 8-month High Of 1,120/$ As Dollars Flood Black Market by cucumbar: 2:20pm On Apr 11
Paramount01:



Is things not reducing in your place, if they sell bag of rice above #65000 pls relocate to another place. I have price bag in 5 states now, price of bag is between #62000 to 67000 dependomg on location
Olodo. Was it 65-67k before these people you are supporting entered?

Im sure you can’t even afford a bag of rice at that amount you are quoting sef.

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Travel / Re: Italy Visa by cucumbar: 1:15am On Apr 10
LeoJassy:


I'm not married yet
don’t be worried. Those TLS people are always seeing missing documents.

If your application is solid, you will get the visa .
Foreign Affairs / Re: No Force In The World’ To Stop Israel From Invading Rafah -Netanyahu by cucumbar: 11:10pm On Apr 09
Nonybb:
America can stop them. Netanyahu is just pushing his limits but the US wouldn't dare because Israel is a credible civilized ally of the US in the middle East. It serves the American interest for Israel to exist in that region. Just like when your kids threatened you, you can't help but feed that baby the next day. So Israel is a creation of the UK and sustained by the US to subsist in the midst of the uncivilized world of Arabs and the terrorist in Lebanon like Hezbollah, the Hamas of the Palestinian, ISIS of the Syrian, the Taliban of the Afghanistan, the Islamic regime of Iran and even the sponsorship of the Qatari state





Please let me make this clear because I kept seeing some ignorant post about saying that Israel are the Israelites in the Bible and kept quoting the scripture. This is false. Stop comparing the current and present Israel to the one in the Bible. They are not even identified as Israelites, they are called the "Israeli". Yes, they pray the Talmud and the gather in the synagogue but they're not the biblical Israelites. Christianity complete the Jewish religion when Messiah came, which is Jesus, as prophesied but his own (The Jewish) didn't accept him but wait for another. So you, the Christian, is an Israelite because you have the promise of Abraham, since you've accepted the sacrifice of Jesus as a redemption for your sins, so that, there are neither Jews or Gentiles
so where are the descendants of those Israelites ?

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Politics / Re: Bdcs Are In Trouble by cucumbar: 11:58pm On Apr 08
WizardOfNG:


Both refineries coming on stream fully would boost our foreign currency receipt and aid appreciation of the Naira considerably simply because we have not, since 1999, had the opportunity or capacity to generate the sort of income and foreign currency the sale of refined derivatives of crude oil can deliver.

This is massively down to Tinubu for supporting the establishment of the Dangote refinery, removing subsidy and then fighting the evil cartel that never want refineries to work so they can continue making billions with crude ‘round-tripping’ and over-invoicing fraud.

Despite what the sadists and enemies of progress love to shout 24/7, Tinubu and his crew know precisely what to do to get Nigeria working again.

It is not Rocket Science. What is difficult to tackle is sabotage from so many only concerned about their own selfish and anti-Nation interest even when such mean misery and suffering for millions.
Are you ok? Didn’t you read that they are still paying subsidy that is even more than what was being paid before balablu declared that shubshidi is gone, on that fateful sad day?
What kind of Igbo are you smoking?
Politics / Re: Expect More Increase In Electricity Tariff, FG Tells Nigerians by cucumbar: 12:34pm On Apr 06
Edoreborn:
chief,,you are ignorant one here..So because the individuals that the asset are being sold,,the poor citizens will be d ones to pay n suffer for it? What happened to federal might? If they can't deliver they seize their licenses or better still take whole thing back from them n let d poor breathe..As am talking to you,,do you know how many bread winners that are contemplating suicide? Hmmmm dey play
don’t mind those sycophants with their warped brains

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Politics / Re: Expect More Increase In Electricity Tariff, FG Tells Nigerians by cucumbar: 12:22pm On Apr 06
steeltrust:
Why re Nigerians hypocrites
You want steady light
Good health care
Good road etc and you don’t want to pay for it
Same you people will bash those abroad that they pay too much bills, it same you will complain when the bill is giving to you to pay back home with what you want like steady light etc.

Nigerians are so funny sha😂🤣
you Dey stupid sha.
These people are freeing up more funds to embezzle, and you are here talking rubbish.
Which constant light supply are you talking about?
Even with this increase, you know nothing will change, but you still feel like being a clown.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Government Raises Electricity Tariff From N66 To N225 Per KPH by cucumbar: 1:26am On Apr 04
muykem:
You don't have mental capacity to read and understand. Band A electricity is purely for the rich.
shut up . Which one is band A? I don’t get up to 10 hours of light every day , and I’m getting 40 units for 10k as against 130 units.
You see all you APC supporters, Thunder go fire Una very soon, especially you.

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Politics / Re: Energy Crisis: More Troubles For Power Plants As FG Increases Gas Price By 11% by cucumbar: 8:04am On Apr 02
Don’t worry, when dangote refinery starts, this price will be reviewed downwards- according to agbadorians!

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Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To ₦‎1,280/$ At Parallel Market by cucumbar: 11:07am On Mar 30
FitCorper:
Like I said a long time ago, it’s was going to get hard and then get right. It’s not supposed to be easy, that’s not life.
You guys are so used to suffering.
Who told you it’s not supposed to be easy?
Business / Re: N500b Capital Base: Capital Needed By Commercial Banks With International Spread by cucumbar: 6:33pm On Mar 29
Elobolo:


Because you work in Access Bank HR right You sat on the board to lay off staff right?
keep quiet when you dont know something about a particular matter rather than making a fool of yourself.

Yes, that person is correct. There was massive layoffs.

You didn’t have to be in HR or a board member to know. The people that were laid off weren’t spirits.

People like you are actually disgusting…. ITK.

See him name sef… olobolo. How will you know what’s happening around you?
Business / Re: Dollar Not Selling At ₦1,000/$1 - BDCs Debunk Viral Post by cucumbar: 10:59pm On Mar 27
papyjaypaul:
1300 and 1000, wetin be the difference? 300 naira. Continue the freefall. We love it when the country is in trouble but don't like it when it is doing well. Are we sure we are okay
😁 if you dont know what difference 300 naira makes when talking about FX, then you are an antelope. A lot of you APC supporters are actually dull. I can’t take that away from you guys.

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Politics / Re: Disregard Reports Of fuel, diesel pump price adjustments - NNPC by cucumbar: 10:47pm On Mar 27
Lithiumite:


Where and when did the govt come out to officially tell you they were reducing pump prices?

The job of detractors like yourself is to be crying wolf where there is none...... just a few weeks back PMS was selling for over 650 across Lagos,as at today I saw 610 and 618 across many stations,even NNPC was 558.

Your inability to acknowledge anything good isnt anyone's fault but yours and yours only.
see this Mumu boy. They said they are have not/are not adjusting any price like you donkeys have been propagating everywhere for the past 3 days. Can’t you read?
Why do you want people to see what you are seeing when they are actually lies?

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At Thai Airport After Swallowing 69 Packages Of Drugs (Pics) by cucumbar: 9:32am On Mar 27
adamusuleiman1:



https://aseannow.com/topic/1323274-suvarnabhumi-airport-customs-arrest-drug-trafficker-from-nigeria/
this one na bastard. I’m looking for how to get a tourist visa to go spend holiday in Phuket and Bangkok, this one is making things more difficult.

I wonder how animals like this secure Thai visas easily .

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Politics / Re: Prepare To Receive, Distribute 6,100MW Of Electricity In 6 Months, FG To Discos by cucumbar: 6:15pm On Mar 24
dre11:
Prepare to Receive, Distribute 6,100MW of Electricity in Next Six Months, FG Tells Distribution Companies

*Mulls N300bn funding to close 7m metering gap

*Says bill to replicate local content in power sector underway



https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2024/03/24/prepare-to-receive-distribute-6100mw-of-electricity-in-next-six-months-fg-tells-distribution-companies
Every of these people thing na In future. Meanwhile, they are fully aware it will end in the pages of the newspaper.

Animals .
Politics / Re: Naira Will Appreciate, Dump Your Dollars To Avoid Tears – Onanuga by cucumbar: 10:27pm On Mar 21
olac21:
I don't understand some things..when someone brings something with the likeness of a good news.we are supposed to hope it happens..
Not opposing and antagonizing everytime..
And we blame leaders and government for everything..
We are a country!
you be Mumu sha… if you still think a country runs on hope, then you are are a dullard.
Business / Re: Foreign Airlines Dispute CBN’s Claim Of Settled FX Backlog by cucumbar: 10:18pm On Mar 21
mrvitalis:

I know u don't know jack about economics

Currency is not strengthened by emotions, prayer or propaganda

There is no basis for naira to appreciate it's obviously artificial
that’s one thing about this APC supporters. They are very dull, both online and offline. All of them.
Business / Re: Foreign Airlines Dispute CBN’s Claim Of Settled FX Backlog by cucumbar: 10:10pm On Mar 21
arcis:
Most of the comments above are just ridiculous..You peoples always believe an entity over government sources. You all are the biggest problem in Nigeria. All you want to hear is negative news abt Nigeria but not knowing you are the major problem.

To he'll with you all angry
shut up there, you zombie. People wey government say dem don settle, talk say government no settle them, you are here capping rubbish.
I mean, this thing is black or white. Why do you want to force people to believe government has settled them even when they might not have done so?

You are a very dull antelope.
Education / Re: It's Only In Madonna University That Girls Graduate As Virgins - Founder, Edeh by cucumbar: 9:40am On Mar 21
Politics / Re: FG Names 15 Terrorism Financiers, BDCs, Plans Sanctions by cucumbar: 8:09am On Mar 20
Ofunaofu:

https://punchng.com/fg-names-15-terrorism-financiers-bdcs-plans-sanctions/
Mchewwwww… them just Dey call random names. How about their patrons ?

Why are these people doing like this nau? Who are they deceiving?
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Appointees Are The Problem-Allen Onyema Is A Greedy Man by cucumbar: 10:47am On Mar 17
Putindbutt:

You're very ignorant, do you want to seperate Tinubu's FG from previous FG?, if Tinubu decided to withdrdw or cancel all the benefits that Airpeace enjoy, what can he do?. FG gives local airlines VAT exemption, guess who's the biggest beneficiary?. As we speak, airpeace is not paying VAT, so whatever he says he's doing, Nigeqia has already done him a lot of favour. FG gives them 5% interest on loan, guess who's the biggest beneficiary?. Airpeace bought 13 new aircraft with the suppor of FG, go and listen to Onyema say it with his own mouth, that's why i laugh at you guys when you insulting Dangote, you're a bunch of hypocrites.
oh now, you don’t want to separate tinubu’s FG from previous FG, but when it’s time to blame, you’ll quickly separate it abi?

APC supporters are daft antelopes .

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Politics / Re: "Ounje Eko" Food Markets Open Across Lagos From Sunday by cucumbar: 1:44am On Mar 17
anonymous1759:




Una Wahala too much, you guys always speak of cushioning the adverse effect of policies before it starts to pay off yet you’re still complaining about this One , what do you people want ?
Electricity is not yet stable , fuel has been sold upfront , minimum wage has not been concluded , PH refinery has not started functioning presently so what’s the fuss ?
This will help for the mean time before these policies starts to pay off.
You are an antelope if you still think any policy will pay off in this contraption. continue hoping till you die. ZOMBIE.

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Politics / Re: Terrorists Attack Kaduna Community by cucumbar: 5:17pm On Mar 16
Spandau:


All the Northern past and present elites and the Fulani Caliphate/Ruling council are behind every kidnap, killings and acts of terrorism in the North. They are especially on a mission to totally discredit and if possible topple Tinubu's administration. Everything happening is too coordinated to be happenstance. They started with the fct but quickly stepped back when the government clamped down hard arresting and killing them off. So they went for the usual soft target, Kaduna. They are currently observing Alia of Benue, not sure whether to strike or not because they don't know how that one will respond since he has been talking tough. They are staying off Plateau state too because media attention and heavy military presence.
staying off plateau and benue ke? are you in this country at all?
Politics / Re: Everyone Involved In Oil Theft, Says NNPCL by cucumbar: 7:42am On Mar 14
Politics / Re: N500m ‘Largesse’: I Received ₦266M - Senator Abaribe by cucumbar: 10:57pm On Mar 13
StOla:
Why do we like behaving like barbarians and beer parlour analysts?

Constituency project is not a new thing for the legislators of the National Assembly?




Again, legislators never ever get the same amount.

It is not personal enjoyment money that was shared to them.
Zombie has spoken!

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Business / Re: Exchange Rates In Official And Parallel Markets Converge by cucumbar: 11:39am On Mar 13
herkeem:
True.... Was forced to sell some dollars in my dorm account to the bank. No point going to Aboki again.
you no get any dollar for account. Liar. Bloody agbadorian
Politics / Re: Emi lokan: "It is my turn to be Governor of Ondo State" - Olusola Oke by cucumbar: 10:31pm On Mar 12
Politics / Re: Northern Forces Working To Destabilise Nigeria Under Tinubu - Ngelale by cucumbar: 9:34pm On Mar 11
WizardOfNG:


Bounce nigga. Don’t quote me again. I draw the line at back and forth with haters who cannot even support an existentialist solution for themselves and their generations unborn because of hatred for the solutions provider.

I will however remind you that mindset such as yours is why you lot are historical losers and always will be.

Starting as far back as 7 decades ago with your loser forefather Azikiwe who thought he was sabotaging Awolowo and Yorubas by frustrating the inclusion of a secession clause in our constitution

The megalomaniac plus Igbo supremacist and covetous joker did not not know he was signing the death warrant of 3 million plus Igbos in a future Civil war Ojukwu would cause out of frustration over the inability to circumvent the Nigerian constitution and gain secession for the SE to form Biafra.

You hateful lot, like Obi who worked for Abacha when every sane Nigerian wanted the dictator gone, will be on the negative side of history again. I 100% guarantee that. Mark my words.
Sharap there jor. Dullard . Who you Dey tell to bounce? I look like your type?
Empty barrel.

You dey come here come blow dirty English, after supporting your type.Shameless boy.

I know your type… suffering and smiling. Tribal champion.

I wish I can see those tribal marks on your ugly face.

You see, the calamity you are supporting must surely touch you.

Yamayama fall on that your ugly old bald suffering head once again.grin
Politics / Re: Northern Forces Working To Destabilise Nigeria Under Tinubu - Ngelale by cucumbar: 3:25pm On Mar 11
WizardOfNG:


You're a clown and a hateful joker. Can Fulanis kill in the SW if bad and toxic politics has not armed illiterate killer Fulanis from all of Sub-Saharan African with AK47, sophisticated assault rifles and RPGs while Amotekun are limted to using pea shooters alone.

You people are too consumed with wickedness and evil for others, because you lost a civil war, to the extent you can no longer see right or wrong.
keep quiet jor … blabbing like parrot wey dey use battery.Na you be clown…writing rubbish epistle up and down.

That was how you people made noise everywhere awalokan awalokan… grab power, destroy the country.
In 9 months.

You should be ashamed of yourself, you should be hiding in shame, rather than coming here to boast.

Yamayama fall ontop that your empty big head for coming here to write rubbish.
Politics / Re: Buhari & The Vampires Around Him Never Wanted Tinubu To Be President - Omatseye by cucumbar: 2:17pm On Mar 11
HALCYON44:
A piece of factual history written to educate the illiterate both young and old and most especially to set the history straight. Mind you fact must said that TINUBU remains the most prepared president Nigerian ever had and because of the long time ambition and the fear of history that's what make alot of cabal especially in the northern fold including Buhari to work again the emergence of BAT. He his well feared among the current political arena even before he became the president. He his JEGABAN but the truth remains that the first 2 major steps of this administration has confirmed the fear of the politician. I mean the immediate removal of fuel subsidy coupled with the floating of Naira if you ask me this 2 major factors are big and buoyant step which I personally believe should have been done one after the other not together with emergency the way the presidency has rushed it. As i have been saying that TINUBU remains the last man standing of his calibre to liberate this country. If he fails in his ambition to set everything straight in Nigeria then I believe that the entire Nigeria youth needs to rise and regain the country from the old folks that's has taken the country from colonial masters because it clearly means they have disappointed everyone beyond redemption. Then a new form of government led by youth should be instituted. Mind you the tribal game must stop to at least access the performance of the current administration and to see it clearly as it is whether you are a ignorant man from the east or an hausa/Fulani from the North to the people from the middle belt or a Yoruba man from the west. We must reduce the political bigotry called tribe and sincerely access the performance of the govt. Not in horry but patiently because definitely their is no better man out there currently for the job better than BAT.

FACT
Olodo.see how you Dey write… no comma, just one way straight like the zombie you are.

Na only tribalism full your coconut head.

I’m sure you are an area boy, that’s why you couldn’t make an informed decision during the last election.

Dullard. Like president, like supporter.
Politics / Re: Buhari & The Vampires Around Him Never Wanted Tinubu To Be President - Omatseye by cucumbar: 2:10pm On Mar 11
nairalandkachy1:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/beating-all-odds/amp/

if the plot had worked, maybe Nigeria won’t be going through though times today.
Politics / Re: Northern Forces Working To Destabilise Nigeria Under Tinubu - Ngelale by cucumbar: 2:04pm On Mar 11
WizardOfNG:


Bro, never get it twisted. Tinubu is not Jonathan. He is strategic and knows, as the President of the biggest black nation on Earth, he must be seen to do the right thing and be a Democratic leader at all times..

Even then he has not stopped, for one second, stepping on Northern entitlement agenda. Trust me, Tinubu is on a mission and has the backing of the only ethnic group , beyond words, that can square up to the North in Nigeria. The Yorubas.

They bullied GEJ because he is not from one of the three major ethnic group of Nigeria in Yoruba, Igbos and Hausa.

Let us see how they will do it today when SW has moved so far ahead of all other regions to be the only fully functional region of Nigeria the international community will never risk a breakdown of anarchy in.


The SE has been under sit-at-home terrorist in Kanu and Ekpa for years now. No one cares in Africa or globally showing that the SE region is irrelevant domestically and internationally.

Same for the North and MB. The SW is the only region the world will step out of it's comfort zone to ensure does not fail because that means failure for Nigeria and possibly an internecine strike with far worse humanitarian crisis than seen in Rwanda.

Tinubu is no fool. He knows all this yet is brave and, most importantly, ready to do what it takes to leave a legacy of liberating Nigeria from the tyranny of dark forces that have held us hostage for over 7 decades now.

Let us see if the North will succeed trying to sabotage Tinubu's effort to reform Nigeria or if they will compromise to accept that they must change their outlook to reject backwardness and embrace progressive ideology.
you are just here running your mouth like a parrot.
The same Fulani are killing your people left right and center. They killed 3 obas in a week. Wetin Una do.

Na only mount Una get .

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Benue Community, Kill 16, Raze Over 50 Houses by cucumbar: 9:29am On Mar 09
BrodaBenad:


Deep down Gowon and most Middle Belt people regret joining force with Fulanis against secession smiley
Dey play… gowon does not have any regrets. The system favours him as it is.

Have you heard of the word greed before ?

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