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Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Reforms Have Made Nigeria Poverty Capital Of The World – Obasanjo by cucumbar: 7:21am On Oct 22
rossipki:
OBASANJO SHOULD SHUT UP.

HE IS A MISCHIEF-MAKER.

A NARCISSIST.

Don't tell me to "respect" a leader who can't account for $16 Billion of Nigerian money.

OK?

What he should be doing is explaining to Nigerians to be PATIENT for these REFORMS TO BEAR FRUIT.

You don't get to be 3rd fastest growing major economy on Earth after India and China and remain "poverty capital" in perpetuity.

IMPOSSIBLE.

IMPOSSICANT.

IT IS CLEAR THAT ALL THE COUNTRY NEEDS IS TIME. AND POLICY CONSISTENCY.

AND WE FLY.

And if you think OBASANJO doesn't know this, you don't know that man.
You think everyone is a 🤡 like you and your co travelers here?
Romance › Re: I Need A Husband Who Can Relocate To The Island & Obey my Rules - Single mother by cucumbar: 8:01pm On Oct 21
Saturnalia:
I am still thinking and wondering about the kinds of men that are attracted to shapeless women like this.

If all Nigerian men are like me, if they share my taste, morals and class, I swear, only 2% of Nigerian women will taste marriage.

How can I be attracted to a woman who has undergone a BBL procedure with face looking like a panelbeated chinchin.

Even if she’s a Billionaire, I can never get erection when she strips nakked.

Nigerian women should thank their stars that Nigeria is filled with so much indisciplined and morally bankrupt men that can sleep with anything. I go just look you, shake my head, waka.
]see who Dey talk about moral bankruptcy, wey dey support TIfnubu.

Na your type dem dey see for real life pour spit.
Politics › Re: EKEDC Charged A Man For Loss Of Revenue For Installing 18KW Solar by cucumbar: 10:49am On Oct 21
treesun:
*EKEDC IN DESPERATION*
___________
I installed an 18kW solar power system at my property in Lekki Phase 1, relegating EKEDC supply to a backup status. Since then, I have been having more frequent visits from personnel of Eko Electricity Distribution Company (EKEDC), coming to check my prepaid meter.

On one of those visits, the EKEDC team stood watching the meter for motion to indicate consumption. When the meter wasn't moving, they called me to say they suspected I had bypassed the meter. I told them I had enough solar power for my daytime needs and only used their supply as a backup for the dark hours. To prove this to them, I switched on my inverter bypass for about 2 minutes so my consumption would be from EKEDC. They saw the meter rotating normally. They were visibly upset and one of them mumbled something like _"This ọ̀gá no wan gree us chop"_. They left.

Today (19-Oct-2026), three of them came to my premises with a notice of disconnection. The last time I loaded an EKEDC token was in July 2026 and I still had ample units left. When I asked why they would disconnect me, they said the reason was "LOR" (Loss of Revenue). They said my slow consumption indicates a faulty meter and I had to pay them ₦112,606 for loss of revenue.

I told them my meter was not faulty and that they could test it if they wanted. The lady said they were losing revenue and they had to make up for it.

I didn't know whether to laugh or to be angry. I have no intention of paying EKEDC a dime for its loss of revenue due to my taking steps to protect my interest.

But, I share this story for all who are investing in solar power to know that the DisCos are now desperate. They now have "Loss of Revenue" as a reason for your disconnection from their supply. It is simply that they are not making enough money from you.

I am waiting for EKEDC to disconnect me from their grid before I lodge a formal complaint to the regulatory authority.

We are in interesting times in Nigeria!

Raphael Awoseyin
19-Oct-2026




https://www.tvcnews.tv/solar-power-user-accuses-ekedc-of-demanding-%E2%82%A6112606-over-loss-of-revenue/
They are criminals. I consistently maintain over 1k units on my prepaid meter, and would normally top up from time to time.

Sometime last week, I bought units for 30k, and discovered I wasn’t credited. When I called, I was told that I was owing 120k, that there there was a time I consumed excess amount of energy.

Ok, when did I use excess energy? why didn’t you charge the excess energy consumption from my over 1k existing unit? they couldn’t explain, saying I should contact EKDC, they only gave me the information at their disposal 😧.
Travel › Re: Nigeria's Passport Falls From 90th To 181st Position; Visa-Free Access Shrinks by cucumbar: 8:11am On Oct 21
TheRareGem1:
If the ranking is not from Henley Index, don't consider is credible. T for Thanks
Weda you consider it credible or not is inconsequential.

Who are you?
Culture › Re: Ogun Monarch, Eselu Of Iselu Suspended Over ‘Involvement In Partisan Politics’ by cucumbar: 8:09am On Oct 21
Dapagun:
https://dailytrust.com/abiodun-suspends-ogun-monarch-over-partisan-politics/?seo_visit=1
Na because he no support APC o.

If he had threatened to throw non APC supporters into Ogunpa river, you no go hear pim from the devilish party.
Travel › Re: Nigeria's Passport Falls From 90th To 181st Position; Visa-Free Access Shrinks by cucumbar: 1:15am On Oct 21
BATified2023:
so for your mind u think I will read your bullshit

I stayed in south Africa for good 3 years n they themselves know the criminals among Nigerians

If in doubt follow xolani or sizokthola on social media
what does your staying in South Africa have to do with the fact that bola is a criminal, and his staus is rubbing of on Nigerians negatively?

How come we are having these retrogression during his time?

Of course Una no dey think normally, so you can’t make an inference.

E be like na you dey night data boy duty today.
Travel › Re: Nigeria's Passport Falls From 90th To 181st Position; Visa-Free Access Shrinks by cucumbar: 1:02am On Oct 21
BATified2023:
The reality of Nigeria situation today

News headline on Monday......Dem Dem caught in India with 50kg of narcotics


Dem Dem brothers....leave him, he's doing his hustle


News headline on Tuesday.....Dem Dem caught in India with 200kg of coke

Dem Dem brothers....India is jealous of us


News headline on Wednesday....5 Dem Dem caught in drug raid operation in India.

Dem Dem brothers.....indians just hate us, they envy us cos we are richer and better

News headline on Thursday,Friday, Saturday,Sunday combined....50 dem Dem caught in drug raid in India from Thursday to Saturday.

Dem Dem brothers.....y can't these indians just let our brothers do their business in peace, we are only helping them after all their brothers are buying it too.


India government official release on Monday......Dem Dem are banned from coming to India.


Dem Dem brothers........ ohhh Tinubu, yeah Tinubu, ahhh Tinubu, yoo Tinubu,yee Tinubu


This is d hypocrite we deal with in our country, no country can move forward with these people n their mentality


U spoil something n when it's reported u will b d lousiest one pointing fingers at others
They are saying one thing, you are saying something else. You don’t seem to be alright.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Where Women’s Dreams Go To Die? - Kiki Osinbajo Asks (Video) by cucumbar: 8:22pm On Oct 20
Historyrewrites:
The conversation has prompted an important question: Can women pursue their dreams and enjoy a fulfilling marriage at the same time?

What is your opinion?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raYuwBdF6Dk
women get dream ? Their only dream is to be on Oga wife .
Politics › Re: “I Will Vote For Peter Obi and Gov Oborevwori In 2027” — Gehgeh Declares by cucumbar: 5:33pm On Oct 20
anonimi:
What region voted most along tribal lines in 2023?

How is this one the best? On what basis is he the best?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-KpYNGwaxo?si=j5zzv1lBuO0Xctn3








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNwjQPjBf9U&feature=youtu.be
Atiku is ITT, just like TIfnubu and Buhari.There’s no difference among the three of them.
God forbid we have another of the likes of TIfnubu. God forbid.
Travel › Re: Federal Government Approves Design For New Lagos Airport Monorail by cucumbar: 5:27pm On Oct 20
benardtotti:
Federal Government Approves Design for New Lagos Airport Monorail Linking Ikeja Red Line to MMIA

​By Dialogue Square Editorial Team
October 20, 2026

​Commuters and air travelers in Lagos are one step closer to a seamless intermodal transit experience following the official design approval for the new Lagos Airport Monorail.
​
In an update shared earlier today, the Minister of Aviation and Aerospace Development, Festus Keyamo (SAN), announced that top officials and engineering teams have formally appraised and approved the blueprint for the monorail project. The review session included the Permanent Secretary of the Federal Ministry of Aviation, the Managing Director of the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria (FAAN), and engineering teams from both institutions.

​Bridging Rail and Air Travel
​Designed to ease the notorious traffic bottlenecks around the airport axis, the monorail will directly connect commuters and the flying public from the Ikeja Railway Station—the terminal point of the Lagos Rail Mass Transit (LRMT) Red Line—straight to the newly reconstructed Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) Terminal 1.
​
The 5 Planned Stations
​According to the approved design, the monorail route will feature five strategic stops to serve both local commuters and domestic/international travelers:
​Ikeja Station (Red Line interchange)
​Domestic Airport Station
​Beesam Station
​Toll Gate Station
​MMI Airport Station (International Terminal 1)

​A Modern Gateway for Nigeria
​
Minister Keyamo noted that the monorail is an integral component of the ongoing comprehensive reconstruction of MMIA Terminal 1, Nigeria’s busiest aviation hub and primary international gateway.
​
Once completed, the project will allow passengers to board a train on the Lagos Mainland, transfer at Ikeja, and ride directly into the domestic or international airport terminals without contending with road traffic along Airport Road.
​



Join the Conversation on Dialogue Square
​What are your thoughts on the new Lagos Airport Monorail design? Do you think connecting the Lagos Red Line directly to the domestic and international terminals will significantly transform airport commuting in Lagos? Share your perspective in the comments below!

Source : https://dialoguesquare.com/thread/szv1rs0gj50jdy4
Monorail to where ?

That useless airport wey I fit walk the whole length in 7 minutes?

These ones are always looking for how to steal money.
Travel › Re: Company Injects 50 Additional CNG Buses Into Lagos Bus Network by cucumbar: 8:59am On Oct 09
naptu2:
The Federal Government previously gave Lagos 35 CNG buses.

They gave Lagos 35 additional CNG and electric buses last week.

This company is injecting 50 CNG buses into the Lagos network, beginning with 15 now and the remainder before the end of the year.

Dana gave Lagos 30 CNG buses.

The Lagos State Government is bringing 2,000 additional CNG buses.

Oando has been test running electric BRT buses for more than a year. The test period is over and they have shipped 50 electric buses to Lagos and 500 more will be brought in.


Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority LAMATA @Lamataonline



Source
Audio buses. Anybody, believe APC at your own risk and peril. 😁
Celebrities › Re: Lord Of Ajasa And Wife Waves U.S Flag As He Bags Citizenship - Photos by cucumbar: 8:50am On Oct 09
FILEBE:
BOLA Tinubu is not the cause of whatever could have made him become a citizen.

Can we just stop all this unserious attitude and hold government responsible squarely? Everything seems to be fun and cruise. . If you want to be an opposition, play opposition with sense not near payout opposition.

Stop making it seem like people opposing a party doesn't have sense
Who is the cause ?
Politics › Re: Federal Government Announces A 30-day Discount On Petrol Through NNPC Stations by cucumbar: 9:01pm On Oct 08
nairalanda1:
In other words,government has just announced an increase in the debt.

Subsidy by another name . Lol.
Na here dem go see you.

You Don hear subsidy, you Don crawl out from your hole. TIfnubu supporter, always talking off point.
Politics › Re: Federal Government Announces A 30-day Discount On Petrol Through NNPC Stations by cucumbar: 8:54pm On Oct 08
Image123:
Na people wey ask for subsidy return go complain pass. They all asked for subsidy removal in 2023.
What is clear is that they don't hate what FG is doing, they only hate the person doing it. They dream that it should be their candidate.
Even the UK prime minister just tried something regarding increasing prices.
oh…. People don’t hate suffering, they just hate who is making them suffer?

How Una dey think sef?
Politics › Re: Federal Government Announces A 30-day Discount On Petrol Through NNPC Stations by cucumbar: 8:41pm On Oct 08
Melezenawii:
BREAKING: The Federal Government Announces a 30-Day Discount on Petrol Through NNPC stations

“We are offering a discount on petrol dispensed by NNPC limited for the next 30 days in the first instance with priority for public transporters nationwide. So, it’s not a subsidy, government is just saying we sell to you at cost.”

- Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Taiwo Oyedele


Foolish demonic government, so everybody should go queue up in NNPC filling stations because of N15naira.
Business › Re: Why Moove Is Exiting Nigeria by cucumbar: 8:38pm On Oct 08
ghettochild:
Lol.. can you compare that road to Nigerian road?? What's also the population of people accessing those roadshuh
No mind the clown. He want make bike and korope kill innocent people.
Crime › Re: A Relative Travelled From Ibadan To Imo To Deliver Ransom - Family by cucumbar: 3:34pm On Oct 08
iwaeda:
A family in Ibadan says their abducted son was released after a relative travelled to Imo State to deliver a ransom. @MbadikeVictor14 reports.
x.com/NewsCentralTV/…


Dem go tell you say dem no pay Ransom.

Useless country ruled by a drug baron.
Politics › Re: "Peter Obi Showing Tinubu How To Do The Job” — Man In Military Uniform by cucumbar: 3:29pm On Oct 08
givedemwotowoto:
In this video, a man dressed in military uniform praises Peter Obi’s visit to the Nigerian Air Force Headquarters as a demonstration of empathy and compassionate leadership, while criticizing President Tinubu’s response as showing a lack of care for Nigerians, whether military personnel or civilians.

He cites a similar incident in the US, where President Trump travelled from Washington, D.C., to Dover Air Force Base in Delaware to personally receive and salute the remains of fallen American soldiers.

In Nigeria’s case, he questions why President Tinubu failed to pay a condolence visit to the Air Force Headquarters despite being in the same city. He also references Tinubu’s visit to Plateau State a while ago, where victims had to be brought to the airport to meet him rather than going to meet thme, to reinforce his criticism about the President's lack of empathy and care for Nigerians.



This officer, you want make Una president fall yakata like Humpty Dumpty?

Person wey dey battle for him life.

He doesn’t even know there was a crash. That order to carry out investigation was given by Bayo onanuga.

Worse president ever liveth .
Crime › Re: Video Of The Released 20 NYSC Members Kidnapped Along Owerri-Onitsha Road by cucumbar: 12:05pm On Oct 08
Rebuker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y2oQ7C9_n4?si=X2EfM4KbmiKn6iKD
Federal government of bandits Don cash out once again .
Politics › Re: Nigerians Await Cheaper Transport Fares As Tinubu’s October 1 Deadline Passes by cucumbar: 11:16am On Oct 07
adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2026/10/06/nigerians-await-cheaper-transport-fares-as-tinubus-october-1-deadline-passes
Renewed lies.

Anybody wey believe the foul-odored mouth liar is on a long thing.
Politics › Re: A Germany-Based Nigerian Crying Seeing How Nigerians Are Suffering (Video) by cucumbar: 11:12am On Oct 07
[quote author=Ezeama400 post=140844693] wetin TIfnubu cause cry

He must be kicked out in 3 months time .
Pets › Re: Leatherback Sea Turtle Caught In Ilaje Community (pictures, Video) by cucumbar: 6:32pm On Oct 06
nlfpmod:
Greenfingers Wildlife Rescues Rare Sea Turtle Caught in Ilaje.


Greenfingers Wildlife Ini. Stepped In To Save The Turtle

The fisherman that caught it demanded N1M and food items for the community before releasing the Turtle but Greenfingers said he didn't have such an amount to give. He later raised money to buy the community foodstuffs.















https://www.instagram.com/greenfingerswi/reel/Dd8k0P3OMhl


Somebody wey dem for arrest ? Nigeria no fit work.
Politics › Re: I Have No Evidence I Won The 2023 Election, But I Won - Peter Obi by cucumbar: 6:29pm On Oct 06
omenka:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DeKL9X_M1lY/?stkn=MW42aXVyZnUxZG1tZA==


We know you won…. Sane people voted for you. That was why they turned off BVAS.
Travel › Re: British Airways Flight To Chicago Drops 28K Feet — Then Spends 4 Hours Flying by cucumbar: 3:18pm On Oct 06
HacheNoire:
https://nypost.com/2026/10/05/world-news/british-airways-flight-to-chicago-drops-28k-feet-then-spends-4-hours-flying-in-circles-before-returning-to-london/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost

Israel acted a movie but did not include the real life scene.
So why did it hover in circles like nigeria for FOUR hours instead of going back to where it was coming from, or land in the nearest airport since there was a fault with it?

Pilots should stop playing with peoples lives like Nigerian leaders .
Travel › Re: Suspected Military Helicopter Crashes In Ondo, Many Feared Dead by cucumbar: 2:45pm On Oct 05
Family › Re: Banker Left Homeless After Wife Relocated To Canada And Blocked Him (Video) by cucumbar: 7:45am On Oct 05
nairalanda1:
You married a woman that betrayed you?

Okay.

Some of you never hear the proverb better a broken relationship than a broken marriage?
Somebody said he found out after the marriage, you are here talking about broken relationship and what not.

We are not talking about subsidy here. 😁

That’s how you always go off tangent.

Please always read and understand before you comment, rather than constituting a nuisance.
Family › Re: Banker Left Homeless After Wife Relocated To Canada And Blocked Him (Video) by cucumbar: 7:18am On Oct 05
muhmeen:
Ushie shared his story in a video, explaining how his wife and kids moved to Canada on permanent residency while he stayed behind for a bank audit.

She then cut off contact, kept their address secret, and stopped the children from reaching him, turning him homeless after city demolitions.

He remains open to reconciliation and may contact Canadian authorities.

The clip has prompted shared views on trust, marriage strains, and immigration risks.

/video/1
Some men Dey very stupid sha…. Is it because of toto or what ?

Your wife cheated on you, instead of sending her to her parents, you sent her to Canada.😁

He had renewed hope that his wife would suddenly turn from her cheating ways once they got to Canada .

Na this kind people dey vote for TIfnubu.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Linked To $330m Drug Trafficking Network In India by cucumbar: 2:57pm On Oct 04
peekspot:
https://punchng.com/nigerian-linked-to-330m-drug-trafficking-network-in-india/
When the head is Pablo, what do you expect of the followers…?

He is following from example.
Crime › Re: 48-year-old Nigerian Arrested In Thailand With 10kg Of Heroin (photo) by cucumbar: 9:31pm On Oct 03
bal4real:
If you were to choose from,
1) pushing drugs to make money,
or,
2) being a pedophile (raping underage children),
which one would you choose?

BE HONEST WITH YOU ANSWER
what’s the relevance of this question to this thread?

Are you bored or something?

It’s better to go play with sand than constituting a nuisance online.
Crime › Re: 48-year-old Nigerian Arrested In Thailand With 10kg Of Heroin (photo) by cucumbar: 9:23pm On Oct 03
Peterobiisathie:
https://aseannow.com/thailand-news/nigerian-held-in-bangkok-with-10kg-of-heroin-r4061/
I wan go Thailand next year o, make all this idiots no block road for genuine tourists line us Abeg.

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