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Sports / Re: Dani Alves Faces Sexual Assault Trial In Spain, Prosecutors Seek 9 Years In Jail by cucumbar: 8:26am On Feb 07
nlfpmod:


X-Daily
These guys that can get any girl they want, why do they have to resort to sexual assault?

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Politics / Re: Oyebanji: Tinubu Spoke To Me Everyday Until Abducted Pupils Were Released by cucumbar: 8:06am On Feb 07
AngelGabbyShara:
President Tinubu on phone with me everyday till abducted pupils were released, Oyebanji tells Afenifere leaders






https://www.facebook.com/share/p/ZfQof6KdE5wGRNuM/?mibextid=oFDknk
idiot. Tinubu spoke to you and so?

Will it stop the next kidnapping?
Politics / Re: Again, CBN Raises Import Duty Rate By Another 4.4% In 24 Hours by cucumbar: 2:20am On Feb 04
BigBashiru:


What do you hv to offer Nigeria as a Nigerian?
which kind stupid mumu question be this?

Yamayama fall on that your big bald head !
Politics / Re: Again, CBN Raises Import Duty Rate By Another 4.4% In 24 Hours by cucumbar: 2:09am On Feb 04
Cmeo:


Why are those international companies shutting down production and switching to importation? It is because they see importation to be more profitable than production. But with the BAT government import rate that is making importations costlier, production companies will be producing creating jobs for Nigeria instead of importation that will create the job for another economy.
Una head no correct o.

So they will suddenly see production as more profitable, when all the indices that made production unattractive, such as epileptic power supply and high level corruption haven’t been addressed?

Supporters of this government are really dumb.
Politics / Re: Again, CBN Raises Import Duty Rate By Another 4.4% In 24 Hours by cucumbar: 2:04am On Feb 04
Lemos14:


Mr man it's okay now I already said have a good day no need to go any further.
Don’t mind that monkey.

All of them are billionaires and citizens of the world online, but in real life, they are never do wells.

Useless tribalistic church rats claiming what they are not.
Politics / Re: Petrol Pump Price About To Hit 1200 Naira. by cucumbar: 10:20pm On Feb 03
aderadio1:
Do not politicise this issue. Jagaban to me is still better than the other two he contested with.
The problem now is for all of us to tackle irrespective of who one supported of voted for.


grin
How did you conclude that jagaban was better than the other contenders?

You opened your eyes and voted/supported a senile old man who promised to continue from where his predecessor who performed abysmally stopped, because he is from your tribe, someone who refused to participate in any debate.
Now, you dare open your smelly mouth to say the problem is for us all to tackle?

Aren’t you guys pathetic?

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Education / Re: Nigerian Students Abroad Groan Over Naira Free Fall by cucumbar: 12:31am On Feb 03
Gboom:

You are still wailing over your master loss almost a year ago
I can categorically tell your master no get ball to rule a complex country like Nigeria having fail woefully as a governor increasing poverty level of his people
We don see how your master Dey rule am na.

Bastard!

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Suffering, Address Economic Pains – Musician, K1 Tells Tinubu by cucumbar: 4:17pm On Feb 02
Kuginzi:


https://punchng.com/nigerians-are-suffering-address-economic-pains-musician-k1-tells-tinubu/?amp
these people no get sense o. What were they expecting?
Anyone that heard this man say he was going to continue from where Buhari stopped and still voted for him no get sense sha.

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Travel / Re: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by cucumbar: 3:27pm On Feb 02
Queenyetun:


I’m single.. I feel that is the reason for refusal
What do you advise I do in my next application to convince them that I’m coming back?
I doubt this is the reason.
I’m single as well, and never have I been refused. 3 times now, though different embassies.

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Travel / Re: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by cucumbar: 3:24pm On Feb 02
davodyguy:

With what you sent, I think it's lack of landed property that may have caused the rejection/denial
lack of landed property? I doubt.

I’ve never presented any property document.
Autos / Re: HONDA & ACURA Replacement Part's, We Got You Covered!. by cucumbar: 9:51am On Feb 02
Hondajosh:


Sorry for the late reply, haven't been online kiss I believe you eventually picked the 2013 Acura MDX?
no I’ve not. Still confused on which to go for between ford explorer , Hyundai Santafe and Acura MDX.
Travel / Re: I Envy People Who Left Nigeria Already. by cucumbar: 10:36pm On Feb 01
004gist:



See I have seen lecturers, bankers, engineers,, nurses, who sold houses, lands cars etc but still like a year now no job... Like I have discussed with them on one on one. We shared gist and they voice their frustration and only hope it gets better some day here.

Some families are fighting saying to each other na u make me leave my job come.

Am not saying this to those who wishes to travel but no fund. Mam talking to those millionaires that might think of selling their house not to try it.

Please if you are reading this please don't sell ur house.

And if u must travel have skills like carpenter, joiner, welder, plumber this skills we look down on in Nigeria and get certification to in that field to back it up
This guy , na Naija you Dey Dey write all these things.
Business / Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,520 Per Dollar by cucumbar: 4:11pm On Jan 31
Karleb:
Plus or minus, by March ending, it should be 2k.
you say march? It will get to 2k before February ends if nothing is done about it.
Business / Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,520 Per Dollar by cucumbar: 4:09pm On Jan 31
Throwback:
Tinubu made it clear that the dollar should trade for whatever value those who are demanding it are willing to pay for it.

The question then is why are Nigerians so concerned about the naira value of the dollar?

The exchange rate is not a value of our local economy.

We were never a bigger economy than the USA when our Naira traded higher to a dollar on the 1960s and 1970s.

The UK is not a bigger economy than the USA despite the exchange rate between the British Pound and the US Dollar.

The government should focus on our local economy and achieving local sustenance, and ignore the exchange rate speculators.

As long as the average Nigerian can get all their needs and have enough left for savings and investments for the future, the exchange rate would be nothing but a number, just as it was when we had a higher exchange rate but a poorer economy compared to the US economy.
really? You wrote this with your clear eyes ?

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Business / Re: Dangote Refinery To Import Crude Oil From The United States by cucumbar: 9:03am On Jan 30
pharmagba:

I see dangote as a person who had always feasted on the loopholes in the Nigerian society.
He had probably want to be taking oil free or boycotting normal payment to Nigeria for his own personal wealth and business.
But behold he met president Tinubu a shrewd auditor who understands all the processes.
Today Tinubu announced that selling of oil is now with the CBN and NNPC is just to product and now Dangote is saying he is going elsewhere for his oil.
What this tells me is that dangote feels he should be worshipped and want to hold Nigeria by the jugular by blackmailing or boycotting Nigeria oil.
All this administration should do is ensure the portharcourt refinery and others including the one by BUA comes on board quickly. This will remove monopoly which dangote crave for. In the end he will come and beg
this boy, are you really a pharmacist or a road side chemist? Because you don’t reason well o.
Business / Re: Dangote Refinery To Import Crude Oil From The United States by cucumbar: 8:45am On Jan 30
Oghene86:


So we don't have crude to sell to Dangote? Or is it confirming news going around that Buhari sold and collected money for crude in advance, so whatever that's being produced now has been paid for and the money spent by the last government, what we don't know is how.many years this deal will last.

We are in a deep shit.
Exactly…. Nigeria don’t have enough crude oil to supply to dangote because they have been sold in the future angry

This people have finished this country.
Autos / Re: Cheap 2012 Tokunbo Lexus Rx350 by cucumbar: 11:38pm On Jan 28
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is this still available?
TV/Movies / Re: Amazon Prime To Layoff Staff And Stop Producing African Content by cucumbar: 8:46pm On Jan 28
YourGFsnatcher:

Arguing with a brilliant person is difficult, but arguing with a dumb person is impossible. You are dumb! Let me do this with someone else
grin
I’m not arguing with you, brilliant boy.

I’m instructing you not to be stupid, so that you don’t mislead others, and so that foreigners that might read your Mumu post won’t think all Nigerians are as brilliant as you are.

Stick to your area of competence…..woman wrapper/girlfriend snatcher . Don’t dabble into what is bigger than you.

Yamayama fall on that your empty bald head for posting rubbish on this thread.
Business / Re: Economy: Nigerians Look Up To 10 Companies In 2024 by cucumbar: 7:36pm On Jan 28
Layi4real:
u speak my mind..... we re the cause of our country problem yet we cry the government are ruining the country when the damages we re causing is far worser than this people in government. Some people keep shouting corruption should be stop....but can u tell me one country that is corruption free... corruption can only b managed when we all learn how to protect the dignity of our country rather than exposing our yansh everywhere. maybe until then God will give us a kind leaders that will listen to us
Simple English you cannot write.
That’s why you think it is the citizens that are to blame for the rot in government.
You are a dullard!
I’m sure you are a supporter of this rubbish government, that’s why you think you can shift the blame to citizens.

Yamayama fall on you empty bald head there!
Religion / Re: 666: A Day Is Coming When Money Alone Won't Be Able To Buy You Food (Pic) by cucumbar: 1:39pm On Jan 28
ClassicMan202:
You will be deceiving yourself if you think the 666 symbol will be clearly stated.

The devil is cunny, maybe the mark has already been distributed self cheesy

Facial recognition, finger print..


the mark may be printed on your forehead when signing up for facial recognition.

It will be clearly stated bro,. There will be no deceit about it. You will know what you are going into, so that you’ll have to make a choice weather you want it or not.
TV/Movies / Re: Amazon Prime To Layoff Staff And Stop Producing African Content by cucumbar: 2:40am On Jan 28
YourGFsnatcher:

Black people and underestimating people. You guys are too loud. I've never worked with any other race and they are this loud and boastful. You don't even know Me, but just from discussion that I asked u simple question you've assumed I've never left the country. No wonder black people don't achieve anything that can impact the world. You've not produced anything that can solve a problem in the world, your problem is boasting about travelling to another man's land. I don't blame other races when they talk down on you
keep quiet.
don't ask stupid questions.its annoying.
You can search stuffs on goggle so that you don't come here and display your ignorance.

Lastly, don't you ever compare Nigeria and South Africa. They are not on the same league.
Travel / Re: List Of Africa's Most Visited Countries In 2023 by cucumbar: 5:32pm On Jan 27
mfm04622:


Why is it that we expect anything good to be done by govt? What is our own contribution if govt is to do all things?
What exactly did the govt of Egypt do to get people to visit their country? Na govt dey market the tour package? Why would foreigners visit when we badmouth our country? Even the South African and Kenya, people run the safari. Not govt.
Some of you come here and spew rubbish with authority.

if you don't know, read. That's why the internet is there.

all you lots know how to do is to run your mouth supporting bad government because of tribalism.

Now, who told you the government is not involved in tourism in Kenya or running their safari?

You don't know the government is supposed to provide an enabling environment to tourism to strive?

You be olodo. DULLARD.
Sports / Re: How Nigeria Can Beat Cameroon, Alhassan And Snr Man Must Start by cucumbar: 10:32am On Jan 27
FitCorper:
Coach “thankgod”. Better zip and pray d super eagles fly above the indomitable lions. Nor b ur analysis coach go use. So calm down and be humble.
even if coach use him analysis sef, those boys are useless.

Have they scored any goal by themselves so far? If no be own goal na penalty.

Make I see wetin go save them today.
Car Talk / Re: You Shouldn’t Own A Car If You Are A Tenant — Financial Guru Advises Nigerians by cucumbar: 12:35pm On Jan 26
Truths9ja:
You shouldn’t own a car, if you are a house tenant — Financial expert advice Young Nigerians



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rYuj4xBYnU?si=GMq9TnQ9jcPteTmz
Dirty financial expert. Go and advice Tinubu on CBN on the failing economy.

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Business / Re: Kingsley Moghalu Reveals The Problem With The Naira by cucumbar: 11:27am On Jan 26
1Alex:
I did not vote for Tinubu but truth be told, he seems to have good intentions. I am 100% obidient but since court has decided, I have to support him, if he succeeds, it's for the good of all of us. I have entirely nothing to gain if he fails.
Oloshi
Business / Re: Naira Drops At Parallel Market, Closes 900/$ At Official Window by cucumbar: 8:59am On Jan 26
ObalendeCMS:
Would any other person as president, especially the peter obi that the disobedient are parading as their lord & saviour, have done anything different to reduce this naira - dollar xchange rate?

Yeboze & disobedients keep sabotaging the economy.
Zombie. Why didn’t you vote Peter obi and see if he would have done things differently?

You don’t have anything sensible to say now your lord and savior has destroyed the country.

Call out the person you voted for that is now the president to repair what he damaged, you poverty stricken bastard.

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Business / Re: Naira Drops At Parallel Market, Closes 900/$ At Official Window by cucumbar: 8:52am On Jan 26
Angelfrost:


Nah... Certain Nigerians earnestly desire to see Tinubu's administration fail woefully.

For such people, it validates their conviction and belief that he is unworthy of that position, and they are ready to lose everything of value to them just to be proved right.

Then again, if you look at it, it feels like Karma! Tinubu, at one point in the past, never wanted his President to succeed in anything.
How come some of you fail to understand that your believe/unbelive/wishes don’t have an effect on the outcome of governance?

If the people in power do the right thing the country will progress, if they don’t , the country will fail.

You should hold the government accountable instead of gaslighting people based on what they believe don’t believe.

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Business / Re: Naira Drops At Parallel Market, Closes 900/$ At Official Window by cucumbar: 8:22am On Jan 26
oliverwrites:
I really don't understand you people that wish the country bad. What makes it worse is that 90% of you people earn in Nigeria. I earn in dollar, when there is inflation, my dollar gives me an edge or at worse cancels things out for me ( my buying power doesn't diminish ) but most of you people wishing hell on Nigeria earn in naira. Almost like putting fire to your one and only house with no escape route.

Quite senseless if you ask me.
if you have sense, you will know that your wishes or no wishes have no effect on the outcome of the prosperity or otherwise of a country.
You voted incompetent leaders because of tribalism, and you are here gaslighting people.

Call out the leaders you voted. They are responsible for fixing the country. Not your dirty wishes.

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Politics / Re: Bullion Vans Carry Money From Gov’t Houses To BDCs – Hafiz Abubakar by cucumbar: 11:14pm On Jan 25
Eriokanmi:
Despite all these, they still voted him. Some people are born perpetual slaves grin

1 dollar is 1,405 today and they're are keeping quiet over it. Propaganda doesn't develop a nation, honesty and transparency in governance do. Anyone who still stash naira in his account these days is worst than mumu. What that money could buy last week can't buy it right now.

Fx rates keep going up per day but they don't care. People keep dying as a result of insecurity but they don't care. How would they care, when they're not voted into power but found their ways there through the back door.

I'm thinking of converting all my money to dollar now sef. E no dey drink water. Let it be in my dom account and let naira keep hitting the rock.
my fear is that one day they will just wake up with one policy that could useless the dollars in your account.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Beats Dubai, Miami, Ranked 19th Out Of 50 Best Cities In 2024 (list) by cucumbar: 11:36am On Jan 25
Islie:


https://www.thecable.ng/full-list-lagos-beats-dubai-miami-ranked-19th-out-of-50-best-cities-in-2024/amp
this one na yeye/ lie lie ranking.

Lagos the dirtiest and ugliest city in Africa come beat dubai?

Greatest lie of 2024 so far.

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Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by cucumbar: 11:53am On Jan 24
DoctorAyukebot:
Back here in Cameroon we do admit this is not our greatest squad. We are certainly missing some good finishers like Tchopuo-Moting, Abubakar Vincent and Bryan Mbeumo of Brentford for injury. That said Cameroon's ability to quickly turn things around in the face of threat is its biggest strength.

Take the match against Algeria. A return leg qualifying match to Qatar. Officially out, Cameroon would score at the last minute of prolongation time to seal a Qatar 2022 spot. Needless to mention the Algerians still have not recovered from that defeat. 😅😅 Then again 3-0 down against Burkina Faso during the AFCON classification match in Cameroon last year.

The Indomitable Lions would move to score three goals within 15 minutes to consequently win the third place spot. Most Cameroonians generally accept our team is capable of pulling surprises and offsets even at their worst. In 2010 and 2017 against all odds as outsiders we moved to play the finals against Egypt, consequently clinching our fifth star in the latter.

Despite now being at our weakest 40 years after winning in Cote D'ivoire with a Legendary squad that comprised the likes of Roger Mila, Abega Théophile, Thomas Nkono etc, many Cameroonians are routing for a Déjà Vu at the expense of the Nigerian squad.. 😅Good a thing we finally have the basket Andre Onana at the bench where he truly belongs.😅 I can bet it is a 3-1 on Saturday in favour of the Lions..Where Eagle take power to fight Lion?😅😅
You better be worried about Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Bello Bodejo, Miyetti Allah President For Setting Up Vigilante Group by cucumbar: 7:34pm On Jan 23
Helinus:
Tinubu is bitting more than he can chew.

He has been targeting the North, and the North is silently watching
shocked
Somebody don hack this account o.

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