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Christianity EtcRe: Traditional Worshippers' Shrine Burnt In Auchi, Edo State by cucumbar: 12:31pm On Feb 05
[quote author=CyynthiaKiss post=138369146] religion of peace sef 😁😁.

They love trouble o .
TravelRe: Afghanistan Issues Over 85,000 Work Permits To Boost Labour Market by cucumbar: 10:47am On Feb 04
TravelRe: Video: Lagos………the City That Never Sleeps by cucumbar: 2:46pm On Feb 03
abc115:
Never sleeps ke ?

That one na lie .

Even during festive season, some once bubbling parts were as quiet as a grave in the night.

Na then I know say APC don finish Nigeria .

Lagos is over over over hyped.
RomanceRe: “i’d Rather Die Than Get Married” — Nigerian Lady Sparks Online Debate by cucumbar: 1:30pm On Feb 03
alphonsojidebab:





https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/02/03/id-rather-die-than-get-married-nigerian-lady-reacts/
This one wey her mama still Dey help her clean her yansh?

Who talk wetin dem write for headline?
TravelRe: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar: 12:20pm On Feb 03
🤔 hello good people,

What happens if my passport is with another embassy and Canada asks me to submit it for visa ?
BusinessRe: Naira Posted Its First Annual Gain In 13 Years by cucumbar: 7:53am On Feb 03
NaijaphiliaBlog:
Naira Posted Its First Annual Gain In 13 Years





source
I no understand this news.

Abi the writer head no correct? 😁
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi couldn't Have Won In 2023, Even With 10 Million Votes - Lai Mohammed by cucumbar: 9:50pm On Feb 02
HealthRe: Number Of Suicides In Nigeria By Geopolitical Zone by cucumbar: 7:05pm On Jan 27
DonXavi:
Reported suicide in Nigeria (2010 to 2021) by geopolitical zone



Source
So this sophisticated people have been suffering and smilling.

They prefer the president to come from their side even though his actions are driving them to suicide .

Shame!
LiteratureRe: Adichie Releases Account of Son’s Death, Accuses Euracare Hospital of Negligence by cucumbar: 6:26pm On Jan 10
APCNig:
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If I tell you that this unfortunate incident can never happen in any of the General Hospitals in Lagos, you will think I am just boastful, but that is the truth. It's so sad, private hospitals are just greedy unqualified thieves extorting the people
It can never happen, because you won't even get the needed equipment and stuffs in our ill equipped general hospital in the first place.
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LiteratureRe: Adichie Releases Account of Son’s Death, Accuses Euracare Hospital of Negligence by cucumbar: 6:24pm On Jan 10
thecommunist:
I thought she is a US citizen or at least a green card holder, wondering why they choose a Nigerian hospital . My condolences to them .
You no day read? just to jump and comment.

Na people like Una dem dey talk about here.
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TravelRe: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar: 9:37pm On Jan 07
Dikemover:
I've been a silent reader, today will make it 31 days I put in an application, and no response yet from ircc, I have check the portal but no update yet am I missing something?
Have you done biometrics?
PoliticsRe: Mike Arnold Asks Reno Omokri If He Has Collected Tinubu's Urine Sample by cucumbar: 9:22pm On Jan 07
WizardOfNG:
Lol. "Mayor" indeed. A conman with essentially no traceable history before 2019.

The greater shame is on the Nigerians supporting this attention-seeker overstepping his mark to be insultingly involved in the business of Nigeria.

Specifically the weak-link and enemy-within people who are automatically friends and supporters of all those who insult and demarkets our nation, Presidents and members of ethnic groups they are not from.

Ghanaians, Moroccans, Rwandans or South Africans, for example, would never do this. I.e be moronically celebrating the deeply disrespectful and personalised mocking of their President, by a foreigner with no stake in their nation, without realising they appear very strange and aberrant to the rest of the world.
Too much grammar and long senseless epistle.

Where e day pain you?

We should defend a druggie that has made. Nigeria a now disgraced country Abi?

You well so?
PoliticsRe: Wike Visits Rivers Assembly Quarters, Gets Car Gift From Lawmakers by cucumbar: 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2025
FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmm. Don’t assume so.

He may actually drive it. I remember seeing a particular sitting Governor driving himself one Sunday evening in a sedan car on Glover road, Ikoyi with one male passenger by his side in the car and they were both chatting in Yoruba. No convoy, no security, no hordes of aides, no paparazzi. Just him and that person alone in the car and he was the one driving wink

Once the car is screened and cleared security wise, he can drive it. That's a 2025 model and may be bullet proof as well.

If you have driven SUV for awhile, trust me, you will sometimes realize you missed driving sedan cars when next you later drive a sedan car.
OGbeni, you think you are talking to kids here?

small small with the lies.

No carry this kind life enter 2026 o.
TravelRe: Pharmacists Japa Thread by cucumbar: 2:41pm On Dec 26, 2025
why do pharmacists want to japa?

community pharmacists are making a hell of money in this country, more than they will ever make in Europe or America nau.
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by cucumbar: 2:37pm On Dec 26, 2025
Jamescool2:
I applied in June but picked next year date to travel. They delayed because i applied very early
oh , that explains it, because my brother's own came out in 6 days. Congrats!
TravelRe: Going To Serbia 2026 by cucumbar: 2:35pm On Dec 26, 2025
Doctorova:
I have HND can i study masters in Serbia with that?
Why Serbia ?

When I landed in their airport sometime in July on transit to Athens, It struck me as a poor country, even though I didn't step outside.

Abeg look for better country , before you enter fire from frying pan.
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin Reacts To US Airstrikes In Nigeria by cucumbar: 2:28pm On Dec 26, 2025
ibedun:
One thing is FOR SURE after this tragic and disheartening event. We have been recolonised by the same evil white people who have committed the gravest inhumanity crimes against our black asses.

Secondly, A south easterner can NEVER EVER EVER for eternity, be the president of Nigeria. For supporting this invasion of our country, I hope they remain powerless and forever UNELECTABLE within our federation.

This is so SAD.
IGBEdun, you don talk as God way you be nau. grin
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin Reacts To US Airstrikes In Nigeria by cucumbar: 2:25pm On Dec 26, 2025
amaridigital:
He's just being clever by half because Trump's threats was weeks before the Benin Republic attempted coup and the Benin Republic Government requested for the intervention.
Nothing wey Musa no go see for gate. Wetin cause this anger amongst Nigeria opposition pipu oh. Nigerian Government said several times for the past week that they are ready to work with the Americans to bomb the terrorists. The bombing started, the Government confirmed it's approval and support and I thought all man go happy but some are saying all glory to Trump and shame to the Nigerian Government.
My question is, wether na God, Trump, Ogun, Amadioha killed the terrorists what exactly is your headache since we all agreed that the terrorists must die? Are you guys going to use the attack to campaign for Trump's third term re-election?
All these are meaniless and not a smart way to play politics. If you think you will score cheap political points or you are doing all these because you think that the terrorist sympathizers will support your candidates then think again because based on your comments they know better.
Why can't we all rejoice any victory against the terrorists? The President designated almost every crime involving gun and bullets as terrorists act. Abegi, all i know is, terrorists die, die, die no matter who is killing them.
Which one is we all agreed here?

You and your fellow resident zombE were here shouting sufferingtin for the past two months, now you don dey change mouth.

I beg, stay one place so that thunder or US bomb go fit locate you, depending on which one meets you first.
PoliticsRe: US Army Invading Nigeria Was Just A Play by cucumbar: 2:19pm On Dec 26, 2025
The subject of this thread should be : The Gathering of Zombies grin grin

If dem wan bomb Nairaland resident zombies together, na here dem go find them.
PoliticsRe: Panic In Offa, Kwara, As Midnight Explosions Destroy Buildings by cucumbar: 2:02pm On Dec 26, 2025
DomPerignon:
I also see.Sahara reporters as a rumour mill but their rumour reporting usually is limited to happenings among politicians.

This Offa bombing can not be a rumour or fake news by Sahara Reporters because it will be too blatant .

I believe its true, and sooner other outfits will pick up on it.

At best , it could be a malfunctioned missile or reaper drone that crashed or the idiots coordinating the strike got their coordinates wrong.

But I strongly believe it was a deliberate target and the US will come out to defend the strike claiming it was a terrorist hide out.

This is how the US military under Obama was droning any gathering in Iraq and killing innocent civilians who were attending a marriage ceremony.

The US is hell bent on radicalizing the moderate Muslims in the north and this will see to full blown war in due time if nothing is done to stop this direct attacks on our sovereignty.

The US goal is to break Nigeria into pieces by plunging the north, middle belt into full blown war and from there create Biafra with SS annexed to it.

This is the goal of IPOB because they know a united Nigeria will never allow the annexation of SS but a weakened , battered and war torn Nigeria will give IPOB the opportunity to roll into SS with little resistance from the rest of a beleaguered and weakened Nigeria.

Why do you think the likes of gidgiddy and other IPOB drones have been calling for Nigeria's dissolution instead of focusing on having their Biafra dot granted through the Senate?

When Arewa took FG under Buhari to court demanding the FG grant Biafra with the five States , their leaders went to beg Buhari to beg Arewa to withdraw the case. They did this because their Biafra is not feasible without annexing SS by force.

Also several US Senators have supported the creation of Biafra after IPOB lobbied that they will allow a permanent US base in the SS coast and give US all the oil therein that isn't theirs to give in the rest place.

Trump isn't fighting for any Christians in Nigeria . He can't even find Nigeria on a map. He is only interested in the oil and having a military base in the SS.

The blowback from all this will end badly for those treacherous and treasonous IPOB who have now graduated to aligning with the US to.wage war on Nigeria.


One thing they don't know is that it always ends badly for US proxies and the US are a fickle ally that are quick to abandon or switch sides if things aren't going as planned. See Ukraine as an example.
Where did you concort all these lies from?
Christianity EtcRe: What I Was Given At A Church Service In The UK (Photos) by cucumbar: 10:14pm On Dec 25, 2025
fastseo:
Last week we decided not to worship at our Nigerian Community Church but a Anglican church where you have the whiteman as priests and 99% are white worshippers.

Take a look at what i was given in church

The whites community love sharing...


Stew for rice don ready
In Nigeria, they will tell you to pay 500K for one on one meeting with the prophetess. grin grin
TravelRe: A Nairalander's Road Trip To Bonny Island On Christmas Day (Pics, Video) by cucumbar: 10:04pm On Dec 25, 2025
saphiere:
Speedboats are 45 minutes
Which 45 mins? All those useless boats that can keep you in the water for 2 hours? dey play grin

I stayed in bonny for more than 10 years until 2022, except things changed after I left.

With those rickety speed boats and their demonic drivers, You can't predict when you'll get to the other side.
FoodRe: Share Photos Of Your Christmas Cooking And Food by cucumbar: 10:00pm On Dec 25, 2025
RenaissanceGuy:
If it was Nairaland of 1 or 2 years ago , this thread would have reached 40 pages by now. But there you go — just 2 pages.

Seuuun has now seen that people can do without his ancient site with zero improvements year after year.
is it because of Seun's ancient site that the thread is not up to 40 pages by now, or its because APC has scattered the economy, so that people can no longer afford nice meals, and there is nothing to post?
PoliticsRe: Fear Grips Lagos Residents Following Arrest Of Two Suspected ISWAP Terrorists by cucumbar: 1:40pm On Dec 23, 2025
Zionmdde:
Am visualizing wrecking havoc in aba, or onitsha, benin, or ph or lagos mainland grin grin grin grin grin
Even their fellow northerners in those areas will fight them.
See you. Let it not happen. Don’t visualize .

They can attack anywhere and nothing go happen.

Everybody go run .
PoliticsRe: Fear Grips Lagos Residents Following Arrest Of Two Suspected ISWAP Terrorists by cucumbar: 1:35pm On Dec 23, 2025
Kharol1234:
Robot don talk 🤣🤣🤣
The robot above you ?
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua $91m From Bout With Jake Paul Shrinks To $48m After Tax by cucumbar: 1:34pm On Dec 23, 2025
chopnaira:
https://hip-hopvibe.com/news/anthony-joshua-91m-payout-taxes/

Nlfpmod
Tinubu do this one…. A whooping 43 million as tax.

What that man cannot steal does not exist.
TravelRe: Is Canada A Good Designation Of Travel? by cucumbar: 10:37am On Dec 23, 2025
Youngkingz:
Please if you've been there or you have a basic knowledge about the place. Or you know some factors to be considered while going please help out
Good destination in what sense?

Are you going for tourism or you are planning to relocate ?
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by cucumbar: 5:20pm On Dec 22, 2025
South Africa be doing wonders now o.

Someone applied on the 12th of this month, and got his visa approved in 7 days.

😁 first timer, although he had had two previous rejections.

We were confused when he received the notification that his passport has been dispatched via DHL on Friday, fearing it was a rejection 😆😆 He just submitted nau. How come they are returning his passport in one week.

He received his passport from DHL a short while ago with 3 months multiple entry visa.

This is commendable, coming from the same SA that will hold your passport for 4 months .
PoliticsRe: FG To Introduce Mandatory Vehicle Recycling Fee From 2026 by cucumbar: 12:56pm On Dec 22, 2025
budaatum:
Isn't it rather funny that the things you complain about Tinubu are the things that are making Obidient me want to start liking Tinubu, lol.

"First, he removed fuel subsidy", which pleases me because no where is it written that you must drive by government's sweat.

"Then, he FLOATED the Naira", thereby eliminating a parallel exchange where some get a preferred rate that most of us can not get.

And "NEXT year, the 5% SURCHARGE (read tax)", and indeed tax, and for fixing our rubbish roads and to deter us from importing made in tokunboh junk when we should be creating jobs by making in Nigeria.

But you see all this as murder, when I see it all as making us responsible.

You see, less than 30% of us Nigerians went out to vote at the last election, and less than 9 million elected the president while the rest of us sat on our asses at home and couldn't be bothered, but now moan when the elected president sticks his filthy fingers in our pockets and takes our hard earned money as tax he's not accounting to us.

These policies of his will wake us up to be more responsible when the next election comes so like 80% of us might get off our asses and bother to vote in someone we prefer. Or of course we can continue in our irresponsibility so Tinubu taxes us some more.

Tinubu might indeed be "trying to MURDER Nigerians", but the choice of dying is completely entirely ours!
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PoliticsRe: Price War Deepens As Marketers Slash Petrol By N100 by cucumbar: 11:45am On Dec 22, 2025
NOETHNICITY:
Bought for 815 yesterday in Ibadan
I’m not buying fuel again in Ibadan until I get to Lagos Tomorrow
Buy fuel anywhere o. It’s still 800 + in Lagos.

The price war, na for paper dem Dey fight am .

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