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PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s GDP Rate Grew By 4.07% In Q4 2025 by cucumbar: 10:15pm On Feb 27
blamingthedevil:
https://nairametrics.com/2026/02/27/nigerias-gdp-rate-grew-by-4-07-in-q4-2025/
grew ke ? 4th quarter of 2026?

APC be lying into the future.

Cement is now 12k per bag.

As GDP Dey grow, the economy is retrogressing.

Audio growth, voodoo economy .
PoliticsRe: A Sitting President Will Die, Between Now And 2027 — Primate Ayodele by cucumbar: 9:18pm On Feb 26
treesun:





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this fake TIfnubu prophet don come again.
RomanceRe: It Seems Whatsapp Is No Longer A Good Medium To Woo Women by cucumbar: 11:00am On Feb 26
Goodmarlian:
I mean come to think of it, it seems ladies have totally lost interest in online communication in this generation people are all over social media but they are not really communicating or communicating very little, they may jump on trends, make comments but never communicate directly with each other, I remember in the days of 2go people are so eager to chat like crazy, it seems the steam has died down now.

These days I can bet you that if you collect the number of 10 ladies only 2 or 3 will reply you the way you want to be replied , I use to think the women do not chat a guy because they are not interested but I later realised it's not really so because even my girlfriend does the same thing she is so lazy to chat online.

Maybe the world is drifting back to the days of physical communication as online communication is getting boring and emotionless.
Dem no like you if they aren’t responding to you.

That same girl is spamming another guy that’s why she’s not responding to you.

If them like you, na you go taya for chat sef.
PoliticsRe: Delivery Rider Reacts To Tinubu’s Campaign Bus by cucumbar: 1:35pm On Feb 25
donleo92:
Tinubu go win 2027..

People just hate Tinubu not that he did them anything.

See I use to share same sentiment before, but now the thing is that Nigeria is too complex!!

Dude is trying compared to buhari
Comparing two failures !

Is that how low your thinking is? 😦

Quite unfortunate that I share the same country with people like this .
TravelRe: Considering Returning To Nigeria After Growing Up Abroad by cucumbar: 9:26pm On Feb 24
Candycindy:
Good day everyone,
I was born in Nigeria but moved to Europe when I was 10. I’ve been living here for almost 10 years, and now I’m about to turn 20. Despite growing up, going to school, and having some education, I still don’t have my papers. This has made continuing my education or even building a stable life extremely difficult.
My dad, who brought me here, has stopped providing for me. I don’t want to resort to anything illegal or unsafe to survive, so I’m seriously considering returning to Nigeria in 2027. I’m planning to save up as much as I can through jobs and small gigs — ideally, I want to come back with at least 5 million naira.
I want to be with my mom and finally have some control over my life. My question is: with this amount, what kind of business or investment could I realistically start that’s not too risky, so I can build a stable future without losing money?
Any advice, personal experience, or ideas would be hugely appreciated. Thank you.
but how come you grew up there and still don’t have papers?

Is that possible?
CelebritiesRe: Bamidele Oluwatope 'Okemesi' Is Dead by cucumbar: 9:20pm On Feb 24
Omihanifa:




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/859409-nollywood-actor-okemesi-is-dead.html
Nigerian hospitals be killing innocent people like no tomorrow. ☹️
PoliticsRe: Your Organisation Should Be Ashamed Of You – Onanuga Blasts Rufai Oseni by cucumbar: 5:32pm On Feb 24
The truth is bitter to Onanuga in particular and APC in general.

See how dem paint ballot paper for APC on Saturday.

This will be their rigging Opa Randi in 2027.

Criminals.
FamilyRe: 50 Years Without An Asset? What Is Your Advice? by cucumbar:
seyicodes:
The greatest asset one could ever think of is to be a MUSLIM and Die as a MUSLIM. We Muslim live on earth like a stranger. When you on a journey and you need a place to stay when the night comes then you rent an hotel room on the road , will you see that hotel room as an asset? No , This life is the hotel room we are on a journey either to paradise or hell. May Allah save all Muslims from Jahnama and grant all Muslims the highest level of Jannah Firdous
All those matawale and el Rufui and malami that have been thiefing trillions to store up for their generations aren’t Muslims abi ?

Those northerners that own illegal mining sites, that have caused the displacement of hundreds of thousands of people from their ancestral lands are worship Buddha abi? Dey play !
PhonesRe: Iphone 17 Air Or Iphone 16 Pro Max, Which Should I Go For ?? by cucumbar: 10:53am On Feb 23
ibawon:
The honest truth is that you'll need to get the money for the air. Get to a shop that would allow you try out both. Then pick one you'd like. If not you'll keep thinking you missed out. However, I'll advise you go for the 16PM (for camera and battery life). Lastly keep your Android, as the iOS novelty wears out fast.
I hear say the air battery worry sha.

You aren’t missing anything if you get the 16 pro max, comparing it to the 17PM.

I think the 16pm is a better phone than the 17air with just a single camera and an average battery life.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Recorded Tremendous Gains In Economy, Security Since 2023 - Akpabio by cucumbar: 7:32pm On Feb 22
SarcasticWords:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/2026/02/22/akpabio-nigeria-has-recorded-tremendous-gains-in-economy-security-since-2023/
Na craze talk be this , according to Fela.

Not suprised it’s coming from a notorious criminal.
FamilyRe: People Who Inherited Nothing From Their Parents, How Do You Cope by cucumbar: 7:23pm On Feb 22
Adakintroy:
Is it even possible to inherit nothing from ur parents in a real sense. To me ur statement shows of lack of critical thinking. You were born by them. For a start. You lived secured under their shelter, you had medicine and health care. Alternative to that you would have died from basic malaria hence won't be here to cap careless. You had food. Alternative to hunger and malnourishment. You had education to wish you can now reason better and make better judgement. Yet you act like these are all you because them no leave land for you.
Do some of you know the meaning of inheritance or you are just showing your unintelligent self by coming online to write trash?

I’m concerned because people from other countries reading this will think this is how Nigerians are.
FoodRe: How Much Will It Cost You To Prepare These Two Meals At Once? by cucumbar: 11:26am On Feb 21
EPIJOE:
the country isn't damaged bro, it's been restored things had gone bad before now. Appreciate this administration pls.
If they were doing well, you won’t be begging people to appreciate the administration. Don’t you think so ?

If you could prepare that meal for 10k 3 years ago, and it will cost you 20k to prepare it today, how are things being restored?

Abi your progress na backwards?
PoliticsRe: 37 Killed In Gas Leak At Plateau Mine by cucumbar: 4:41pm On Feb 18
iwaeda:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-37-killed-in-gas-leak-at-plateau-mine/?noamp=available
Too many ways to die in this country embarassed

God continue to protect us.
TravelRe: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar: 4:40pm On Feb 18
aminubala20:
IRCC just keeps on jacking up processing timeline. It’s now 57 days. It’s high time I remove my mind as the goal post keeps shifting
Abeg where did you hear this good news?
PoliticsRe: Igbo Presidency Possible Through Alignment With Tinubu – Cuban Chief Priest by cucumbar: 4:34pm On Feb 18
buzmanjohn:
https://punchng.com/kanus-freedom-igbo-presidency-possible-through-alignment-with-tinubu-cubana-chief-priest/
na craze talk be this o… craze talk.

When did Humpty Dumpty become the owner of Nigeria that Igbo presidency is only possible by aligning with him?
FamilyRe: I Became A Lesbian After I Caught My Husband Sleeping With My Nanny by cucumbar: 9:31am On Feb 18
PoliticsRe: Motor Park Named After Tinubu Opens In Lagos (Pictures) by cucumbar: 8:37pm On Feb 17
adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2026/02/17/tinubu-named-motor-park-opens-in-lagos
Aptly named.

Motor park is synonymous with agbero.

The chief agbero deserves to have one named after him.

Congratulations sir, Humpty Dumpty.
PoliticsRe: Nasir El-Rufai Writes Nuhu Ribadu About Importation Of Thallium Sulphate by cucumbar: 4:14pm On Feb 15
djseanjohn77:
ANyone who aligns him or herself with Peter Obi becomes dumb and unintelligent instantly - very infectious guy with his dull brain.

Thallium Sulphate has many uses - and the office of the NSA owes no explanation to anyone for matters that are of internal security. Can he go and ask the department of war or FBI why they procure certain chemicals? This is a standard practice everywhere.

There are other uses classified. Since the America intelligence unit have arrived in Nigeria, the terrorist sponsors such as Rufai have been scared, as such are panicking. They will all be silenced before the election. Everyone is aware the evil El Rufai committed against opposition and the segregation he brought between Christians South and Muslim North Kadunarians.
The midgets thoughts Tinubu will help pivot their Islamization agenda - Tinubu ousted all the people with such tendencies from his government. El Rufai loves a government he can puppet around. Loser
Current Applications
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Electronics and Scientific Equipment: Thallium sulfate is involved in the production of electronic components, lenses for cameras, and other specialized scientific instruments. Its properties make it valuable in these high-tech applications, although it is handled with extreme caution due to its toxicity.
is Matawale bello still in TIfnubu government? 🤔
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Parades Over 100 Kidnapped Victims In Kwara Community by cucumbar: 8:15am On Feb 15
Putindbutt:
Now we know the handiwork of the midget in ADC who wiretaps and leak security info to his bandit friends.

Better tell him to talk to his friends in the forest to release innocent people.
Is he your president?
Why Una no fit get sense ?
PoliticsRe: "We Listen To Nuhu Ribadu's Calls" - El-Rufai (Video) by cucumbar: 10:24am On Feb 14
Alliswell248:
Wait till you reach his age to know how your legs would be.
Nonentity from a failed home with a leaking brain.
Why won’t the Humpty Dumpty respect himself at his old age? Is he not supposed to be in his village home chilling and waiting for his awful time on earth to be up instead of disgracing himself up and down?

Stop being emotional. Let’s be real.
PoliticsRe: We Will Send Tinubu Back To Bourdillon In 2027 - Lauretta Onochie by cucumbar: 9:41am On Feb 13
LagosOrigin:
I Supported Most Incompetent Man in Nigeria To Become President - Lauretta Onochie

Onochie, former aide to late president Muhammadu Buhari posted this:



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This useless woman during Buhari’s era? 😁

Is it that they can’t survive outside of power?
TravelRe: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar: 2:24pm On Feb 12
kolawolemonsuru:
Refusal comes quicker than approval



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Kolawolemonsuru, AKA onila1975.

Are you speaking from experience?
TravelRe: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by cucumbar: 12:45pm On Feb 12
VisaZest:
Hi!

Consider these Schengen visa rules:
1. If you are visiting multiple Schengen countries, you must apply through the country that will be your main destination (the country where you will spend the longest time).

2. If you will spend the same number of days in each country, you should apply through the country of first entry

My opinion- you do not necessarily have to start in France. As long as France remains your longest stay, you’re following the rules (but keep evidence, see my message below). Because of our Naija passport, though not compulsory, you can end your trip in France i.e. your flight out of the Schengen zone can depart from France. That way, your exit records will show you passed through France. In the past, my entry/exit stamps carried the name of the Schegen country but now they are transitioning to digital. Either way, your records will still indicate France as your exit point.

Take note- if you choose to arrive another country first, be ready to show that you will spend the longest time in France. Sometimes they can question you more at the first border you landed so be sure to have all documents- eg booked France accommodation, flight/train/bus ticket that show you will end up in France.

If this is your first Schengen, be sure to keep copies of your boarding pass/hotel/France bus/train etc. as evidence that France was your main destination. In case you need proof for your next application.

All the best!
Na lie, they won’t question you anywhere as long as you have a shenghen visa.
BusinessRe: Naira Slides Below ₦1,350/$, Deepest Level Since May 2024 by cucumbar: 11:45am On Feb 12
Funkyswagzz:
Where do you guys get this numbers aboki sold dollar to me at the rate of 1445 yesterday. I'm I leaving in a separate Nigeria?
I wonder o.
PoliticsRe: I Could Be Arrested Anytime, Says El-Rufai by cucumbar: 8:11pm On Feb 11
PoliticsRe: DSS Warns Of Another Possible Kwara Attack, OPC Declares Emergency by cucumbar: 9:16am On Feb 11
iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/dss-warns-of-another-possible-kwara-attack-opc-declares-emergency/
Who are they warning ? Are they not supposed to prevent the attacks? Are they warning people to run away or what?

A disgraced country with a disgraced security apparatus.
TravelRe: Africa's Best Cities To Visit For Business & Leisure By Tour Africa Magazine by cucumbar: 5:31pm On Feb 10
ryloy:
Africa's Best Cities to Visit for Business and Leisure




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Remove Lagos from that list, or anything Nigeria abeg.

Make God no vex for you.

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