Helinus:
Tinubu is bitting more than he can chew.

He has been targeting the North, and the North is silently watching

Somebody don hack this account o.

Thonyboy:


https://.ng/2024/01/23/2024-prophecies-i-foresee-assassination-attempts-on-presidents-govs-primate-ayodele/

This man never say one thing wey don happen before .

Primate ko , vertebrate no.

AutoConsult:

It's an old age problem. A car bringing out that much fault codes will require you spend some bucks. You'll need to address at least 75% of those codes. It'll be a massive overhauling. I'm sure the person that diagnosed it for you knows what sensors to buy. I think you should ask him to help you make a list of them, so you'll have a good idea of what you should prepare to spend.

No, it’s not an old age problem.
Most of those codes are related.

I diagnosed it myself.

I was wondering if you could recommend a good electrician that could help me check, but it seems you don’t. Thank you all the same.

Hondajosh:
Honda; power of dreams!

please how good is the Acura MDX?
I saw a 2013 advertised here. I’m considering it because I need an SUV.

Your honest opinion please.

AutoConsult:

Good morning sir. Sorry about your car.

Was any major repair carried out on your car recently? And how long has this car been registered in Nigeria?

No major repairs.

I have used the car for 11 years+ bought it as tokumbo in 2012.

This issue first occurred in 2014-2016, off and on, until it refused to come out of limp mode.

Someone helped me to fix it… I think it required a re-programming. Then I was in port harcourt.

Now, I’m in Lagos. It started sometime last year. I changed the ECU. It was ok for like 3 months.

Now it’s coming up again.

Can you help me fix a 2007 Honda Accord that goes into limp mode from time to time because of some incorrect voltage readings in the throttle body or throttle position sensor?

You can also refer me to a good car electrician that could help me

These are the codes it’s throwing:

P0172
P0122
P0222
P2201
P1683
P2176
P2135
P0172

I will be very grateful.

Zxcvbnmghtr:


PESSIMIST Why are you so bitter. You want it to continue. You lots always behave like you've been CURSED. I share the same positive mindset. Banditry Kidnapping and other crimes will become a thing of the past. Who ever wishes otherwise is either a kidnapper or a bandit.

oga, Shut up. A nation is not run by your believe or unbelieve.

A nation progresses when the government lives up to its responsibilities.



You have a government with zero willpower to go after criminals , and you are here talking about your useless beliefs.

A lot of those that have been killed, had that useless belief like you.

Hand go still touch you since you Dey support nonsense.


See ehn, Yamayama fall on that your useless bald head this beautiful weekend.

Animal.

But it’s not too late to turn a new leaf o, but I know you won’t because you have sold your soul to the devil.

NextAbuja:
South Africa is a developed nation
Nigeria is an under develop nation.

There is not a single thing in development criteria that you will ever be beta than South Africa. They are not your mate. You are talking to a Nigerian not South African.

bro, no be everybody you go dey respond to.

When you see some comments, you should know they were made up-coming adults. The best thing is to ignore.

YourGFsnatcher:

In what way?
Name the aspects south Africa is bigger and I'll tell you the ways Nigeria is bigger. Then we compare and see who's bigger

I hate comments like this.

Don’t compare Nigeria to South Africa.

I can bet my scrotum that you’ve never travelled out of Nigeria before, but at least, watch YouTube.


It’s because we don’t tell ourselves the truth, that’s why this country keeps going on a downward spiral.

For Amazon prime to have kept its South African team in South Africa and Nigerian team in London is enough to tell you that you can’t compare.

PrinceofSarcasm:


What re you talking about ? Is everything alright with you ?

Thank God you noticed he is not alright.

It once told me that he use to Raw-dog his mother.

You quoted an animal. Its postings here shouldn’t surprise you.

PureFace1:



yen yen look at you wailing as if there are not also accounts that create topics only for Igbo, all what your generation is good at is playing the victims

For those of you that says Yoruba is successful in this country because of government,
Yoruba is the most successful in UK and USA too, UK and USA government must be helping Yoruba to marginalize Igbo

The RAW- DOG is here again, running around like the mad dog he is.

Bingo!
You better go and face your recharge card business and see if e go better for you In this life.

Of cos, it will not, because you are not smart, and you support bad government.

It’s not too late to change, but I know you will not, because you are not a human.

As always, YAMAYAMA fall on your strong indomie filled skull this weekend.

a34594311:


@zubby77

i'm also in Abidjan cocody area, we came for afcon from Nigeria but its unfortunate we reached close to the stadium but could not secure tickets for the last match, the afcon site says no tickets as well as the post office.

Even the coming monday game, same thing

Please how can i get the ticket for the next match?

my whatsapp - +2348148021628

How come no ticket and stadium no dey full.

Saturnalia:


No, it isn’t a win win for the West. If the Cowardly gang of 30+ Countries are not so scared of Iran, they should move their fleet towards the Strait of Hormuz and bomb Iran rather than flexing their muscles with defenseless Yemen’s Houthis.

Not that I give a fvck about what happens between the 2 warring blocs (Axis of Evil & Axis of Resistance) but I hate hypocrisy from people like you.

If any sensible person or entity wants to tackle a problem, you deal with the said problem from its roots, and not just by attacking its leaves or branches.

If the West is telling us that the Yemen’s Houthis are being propped & funded by Iran, why not concentrate your forces on Iran to eradicate the problem once & for all, rather than chasing shadows - bombing helpless civilians in Yemen?

Muammar Gaddafi did not do 15% of what Iran is “allegedly” doing before the gang of 30 Countries invaded & killed him.

Trump killed Qasem Soleimani in 2020 and dared the Iranians to respond to his cowardly crime at the Baghdad Airport which killed Soleimani.

Guess what? The Iranians called his bluff and responded with severity, raining down ballistic missiles on 2 of her bases in Iraq – and Trump went silent for HOURS, with not so much as a tweet.

The Mainstream Media went into overdrive and denied any casualties were recorded.

Alas, Attached is the result of Iran’s retaliatory attacks on 2 of Amerikas bases in Iraq.

Those who do not know Amerika’s penchant for BLATANT LIES & PROPAGANDA are the Secondary School Children on Nairaland always posting nonsense to garner “useless likes”

Even the Pentagon knows that the day Amerika and her cowardly gang of 30+ Countries (called NATO) attacks Iran is the day NY, WA, IL, CA, TX & VA will be leveled & turned into radioactive dusts, including all her vassal states in Europe.

As always, for countless Billions of Dollars, Amerika can only send her army against illiterate savages armed with coconuts.

All these casualties, and there was no outcry?
Are you sure?

Holybwoy:
This is an opinion.

Although I cannot do anything to influence the coach's decision on the team's setup and formation in tomorrow's must win or draw match against the AFCON host, as a Nigerian tired of subpar performances and hoping to see our nation go beyond the group stage and even lift the trophy, a decade after achieving that feat, I feel I have a singular responsibility to suggest a lineup and tactics that will work in case anyone cares to listen.

I watched Ivory coast's game in the opening match and like every other Nigerian, I watched Nigeria's game too.

Ours was a disappointing result and only a win or draw versus the host nation is acceptable.

Of course, ivory coast will not be here to play all 90 mins long.

The bright side of our game against equitorial guinea was the inclusion of certain players who were fun to watch and gave the game any semblance of life- Osimhen, lookman, iwobi and Aina.

Cote d'Ivoire wants to win and they are going to press high all game long. The only technical player we can rely on to give iwobi a helping hand in creativity and chance conversion is senior man kelechi.

I was surprised he was an unused substitute in Nigeria's opening match and that must be down to favouritism.

Senior man as he's popularly called has the rythm, can read the intensity of a game intellectually and create spaces with his skills and left foot. Lookman can run, Aina can cross, onyeka can soak pressure, Osimhen can score, iwobi can create and pass but who can open space?

Think of Gabriel Jesus and his duties at Arsenal. That's a similar role to what we can endow on kelechi and trust him to execute it to perfection.

My ideal formation is a 4-1-4-1

Aina- Ekong- seyi-sanusi
Onyeka
Simon-iwobi-kelechi-lookman
Osimhen

Kelechi plays right behind Osimhen and we can have a good game ladies and gentlemen.

Source: Temitope Steve from x

don’t give yourself high BP.

You see those people like people wey wan win?

Every tournament, we keep doing permutation and combination.

PureFace1:


Your father and mother at home is a corn eating animal and zombie.

You want to watch me raw dog your mother ? Ipobic loser with fermented brain

see how you are running around like the rabid dog that you are.

Now , you are confirming that you are an animal ,that’s why you want to Raw-DOG.
You are a dog, and I was calling you a monkey

I know im dealing with a sub-animal, because dogs sef get sense. You no get at all.

Thunder, fire and brimstone plus yamayama fall on that your brainless bald head for thinking that they shoot people in US and therefore it’s ok to be kidnapped in Nigeria.

PureFace1:


You are the idiot here that believe things mustn't be happening because it's not on the media and social media. Even if it was you would just dismiss it as propaganda.

This surffering and smiling corn-eating animal is here again, calling people that are way smarter than anyone in his linage idiot.

How are you zombies even wired sef?

Glimpsetv:
The reverberations of the explosion echoed through various parts of the city, including Agbowo, Sango, Orogun, Bodija, UI, Akobo, Mokola, Secretariat, and other areas.

As of this report, the cause of the explosion remains unknown.

Glimpse TV has obtained videos showcasing the aftermath of the blast, revealing houses in ruins due to the impact of the explosion.

Notable buildings like Ace Mall, Dominos, and KFC have been affected by the recent, unexplained blast in Ibadan, as captured in the video.

While the exact number of casualties is yet to be determined, the footage shows some deceased individuals and wounded people being transported by patrol vans.

Please stay tuned for more information on the incident as we aim to provide updates once we have clearer details on the cause of the explosion.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCxtVp0dnk

How come a lot of you making YouTube videos don’t know that those stupid logos you put in the middle of the video are a distraction?
Is it that you don’t watch the videos before uploading?

are we supposed to be watching your logo instead of the actual videos?

How can your logo be rotating on 3/4 of the screen you are projecting your video?

Instead of subscribing, I’ll just close such videos in irritation like I just did. I’m sure it will be the case for a whole lot of others.

I mean, this is common sense nau.

Havesomesense:


If Nigeria becomes better under a president that stole his mandate then it will be a miracle.

I don’t know why you think he will fix Nigeria but I can assure you, you will be disappointed.

Anyhow sha if e too hard the worst that can happen is death.

Don’t mind the dumb idiot attacking you.
They think a country is run by their belief and wishes rather than holding their ogas at the top accountable .

You expect hardened thieves and criminals to turn the fortune of the country.

For example ,will someone who goes everywhere saying security situation has improved while the reality on ground shows otherwise fight insecurity?

They should continue believing/wishing. Very dumb lots.

chisomkachy:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2024/01/afcon-2023-well-cage-super-eagles-attack-cote-divoire-coach-boasts/amp/

They don’t even have attack sef… nothing to cage. It will be a walk in the park for you guys.

Kenochi:
Let me take sometime to educate Nigerians before some people will come here and start claiming that the Economy is failing
Most operators in Nigeria's Upstream Oil and Gas Sector know that their game is up,there was a time Nigeria through the NNPCL had to resort to the importation of Refined Crude oil for close to 20 years.This allowed NNPCL and most Oil and Gas companies to participate in the controversy Oil Swap
Most Oil and Gas Companies used this fraudulent practice to shortchange the country, they collected crude oil and brought back Refined crude oil and still collected subsidy. Nigeria was fair game and all this big Oil companies looted Nigeria dry
Then something happened, the Dangote Refinery was mooted and this would put an end to this evil practice. Most Oil Companies knee that if this Refinery ever started their easy money was over
My people, this is what is happening. I am confident that more Oil companies will leave the country because their access to free money is gone for good

Still selling good properties with good titles at the Ibeju Lekki Industrial Hub....kindly check my signature

Abeg, what will be the benefit of dangote refinery to the common man?
Apart from employing at most, 100k people, and maybe create business opportunities for some others, how will it alleviate the downward spiral of the economy?

This dangote refinery will not make fuel cheaper nor have any impact on the exchange rate.

I ask again, what positive impact will dangote refinery have on You the common man?

datopaper:
Many things will contribute to the success or expectations.

It is better to have a plan than to have none.

I believe this government is capable . It will tough but I see success through.

when will you people learn that this country won’t move forward based on your believe or no believe, but by holding the government of the day accountable to do the right thing?

The write up has laid bare the facts that will determine the outcome.

When will you evil supporters see things as they are and call out the people you support to do the right thing?
Are you not tired of going round in circles?

TrumpDonald2:
I sincerely hope the local refining of crude oil will bring down the price of petrol. Else, am afraid things will only get worse.

kill that hope… marketers will be buying from dangote at the prevailing dollar rate, so, little or nothing will change with the dangote refinery.

MaxInDHouse:


"Jesus Christ"

The sweetest name in the history of mankind!

Guy i no be Muslim jọọ i'm a Christian to the core Jesus expressly stated that miraculous healing is strictly for the benefit of Israelites only so God gave only Israelites the power to perform miracles and after the destruction of Jerusalem in the first century such powers seized until Jesus return to establish God's kingdom no more miracles in the hands of any human!

abeg where this one Dey for bible?

Oboto700:
Iam one of those rooting for the sack of poseiro before this tournament.. yes.but going by yesterday's game, honestly speaking our players have to be blamed. We created 7 good Chances and scored just 1. Is our coach expected to come in and score those goals? Please let's allow that Man to breath.

they didn’t do anything wrong. It’s just normal with Nigeria.
You better don’t give yourself high BP over super eagles and their coach. Also lower your expectations, because you will be disappointed. Surely .

Gainman:
my friend is like u cant read. Go back abd read again. Who is trying to exonerate apc? So because apc too f$$k up u have turned Goodluck to saint. To me gej can't be a saint to me. Who among these people Buhari,gej and tinubu perform well. Nobody. Though tinubu is still on but at d moment he never do anything. I be yoruba person. Am not like south south person or Hausa and fulani that will keep praising the president because d president is from his or her region. For instance, you south south people never see what gej did wrong likewise d hausas on Buhari. Nah only yoruba go vote for different candidates. Yoruba voted tinubu, Peter Obi and atiku. How many south south people voted tinubu.

shut up, you this tribal bigot.
The more you write, the more you show how dumb you are.
So because kidnapping existed during goodluck or Buhari’s era it should continue?

80 percent of Nigerians should do the right thing, while the government that is supposed to go after criminals should go to sleep because the president is from your tribe?

So everybody should die in the hands of kidnappers if 80 percent of Nigerians don’t do the right thing ?

I’m asking again. How old are you?
Even a 10 year old child won’t spill this rubbish.

YourKarma:

So you're trying to compare Jonathan's tenure (more than 9 years ago) to APC?
Be honest to yourself, during Jonathan's tenure someone can comfortably travel by road to any part of this shithole. Can same be said since APC stole power?
Nigeria has retrogressed terribly since this demonic government stole power and a few people are still hailing them.

Stockholm syndrome at its worst

my dear, a lot of these people are so daft… so daft that I feel like crying reading their comments.

Imagine the idiot you quoted absolving the government that swore to protect Nigerians, but never go after the criminals. Rather, he’s saying 80 percent of Nigerians should do the right thing.

I have never read a dumber comment in 2024.

Gainman:
stop all these stupid idea of tagging apc to crimes. If nah pdp or LP dey this will still happen. Tell me d difference among all these parties. Are they not the politicians we all know. Tell me which party be saint among all. They all have thieves in all d parties. This idea of no vote apc in d next election dey stupid to me. If we vote pdp or other parties does that means kidnapping will not continue. The best thing is for 80% Nigerians to do d right thing. 80% Nigerians should avoid crime and embrace peace. Apc, pdp, LP and others are d same

You be idiot o.
80 percent of Nigeria should do the right thing?
What happened to the government, which is currently APC going after these criminals?
Wasn’t it part of their campaign promise?.
How old are you sef with this kind thinking?
No wonder Nigeria is the way it is.

TopBanter:


Please shut up about trends and statistics. You don't have a clue. What trends or statistics about Dangote shows you he will be part of failure that will involve him losing billions of dollars of his own capital investment?

Dangote invests billions of dollars of his own money just to join Government in scamming Nigerians as some of the idiots you are defending here have claimed?

You are saying , like a child of 5, I should allow others think what they want yet forgetting they go public with their negative , ignorant, sadistic and uninformed doom and gloom thoughts all Nigerians who believe in Nigeria are duty bound to reject.

Please sit down somewhere. Freedom of speech is not equal to deliberately spreading lies you will then ask concerned stakeholders not to counter.

I don’t expect any better from a dumb zombie.
After all, your oga say weda na statistics we go chop?

You can believe and reject all you want. The earlier you know that your belief or no belief doesn’t change anything, the better. Of course, I don’t expect a paid zombie to know this.

Others that are smarter than you are ,and see things objectively also have the right to disbelieve.

You don’t have the right to talk them down.

You and your likes have started insulting Buhari after 8 years of support.

Stop gaslighting smart and objective people who wants to chop statistics.


This is 2024. Quit being stupid!