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EducationRe: Bandits Invade Ogbomoso Schools, Kidnap Principal, Kill Teacher & Student by cucumbar: 1:43pm On May 16
Dalohad:
I have a hypothesis why this is happening.

These bandits found it difficult to survive in the South-Eastern region. They have been push out of the SE region by local forces who are looking for the slightest opportunity to deal with these bandits..

So whenever they start their migration southward, they tell themselves the truth about being unable to blend in, in the SE, and go to the SW where they can easily coalesce with the local SW Muslim population and cause carnage..

Due to the closed banditry and terroristic opportunities in the SE, they have now overloaded the SW.
You think so? But there was an attack in owerri or somewhere around there 2-3 days ago.

Nowhere wey dem no Dey .
Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS Leader, Abu-Bilal al-Minuki Killed By US & Nigerian Forces - Trump by cucumbar: 1:23pm On May 16
Tareq1105:
There's nothing wrong in seeking external support to fight terrorism. Nigeria had assisted nations of the world in fighting their battles.

We've seen China assisting Russia in Ukraine. Iran is being assisted by Russia and China. Israel is being assisted by US. Recently, Nigeria assisted Benin Republic to counter military take over.

So, I don't see anything mockery about seeking help from experienced nation like US on fighting terrorism.
Will you keep quiet there?

Did your you or your terrorist government seek help or it was forced on you?

Stop spinning the narrative.

You were here shouting about sovereignty a while back.

Rubbish.
Car TalkRe: Used Cars Prices In Nigeria Going Down Drastically by cucumbar: 12:03pm On May 14
jamafa:
Thank you, for speaking up
Werey Dey fear make dem no blame TIfnubu.

Na TIfnubu cause am. The general consensus is that he is a disaster.

Let him conduct a free and fair election, you go know how far.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Cannot Borrow Its Way To Development – Oyedele by cucumbar: 8:27am On May 13
Bobloco:
https://punchng.com/nigeria-cannot-borrow-its-way-to-development-oyedele/Please
Your sack is loading. 😁 The master borrower wey employ you no wan use ear hear this kind talk.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Why Opposition Parties Should Rethink Zoning Presidency To South – Atiku by cucumbar: 4:50pm On May 11
WizardOfNG:
Lol. I am glad you you have used your own mouth to 'cast' yourself. I have always accused you of being a fraud. Thank you for implicating yourself.

You have now admitted that "politics is a game of DECEPTION" you believe Atiku should engage in to land in Aso Rock.

God is wonderful. No weapon fashioned against Nigeria (be it Atiku or Obi) shall prosper.
o boy, TIfnubu is the one and only weapon fashioned against Nigeria. You are not alright for mentioning atiku or obi.
AutosRe: Sold!!! With Just ₦12,000,000, Drive off!! Tokunbo 2017 Hyundai Sonata Sport. by cucumbar: 8:45am On May 11
How come? Before now, 2017 Hyundai will go for 17m.

Is Nigeria becoming better ?
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Arrives In Nairobi, Kenya, For The Africa-France Summit by cucumbar: 7:45am On May 11
abc115:
BREAKING: President Tinubu arrives in Nairobi, Kenya, for the Africa-France summit 2026.



Wetin be this man own and France ?

Abi France wan colonize us?
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghanaian Chief, Nana Kwabena Okyere, Shot Himself Dead At A Funeral by cucumbar: 11:42pm On May 10
TouchNfollow:
wetin I watch there no be accident o.

The man committed suicide.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Cannot Win Sokoto - Deji Adeyanju by cucumbar: 10:59pm On May 10
tunjijones:
Is it the same Maiduguri I just came back from on Friday.

From inside the plane to Maiduguri, it was very obvious that all they know in the state is APC.

No other party is really functioning in the state.

But it's fine if lying to yourself makes you happy.
30k per post, where you see money for plane ?
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso For President Billboard Floods Kano by cucumbar: 8:05am On May 10
BlakKluKluxKlan:
Using 2023 figures to assess Obi's chances as at now is a mirage.
Four of the factors that have him those votes have disappeared.
Since 2023, he has lost far more supporters than he gained.
He will face serious challenges in the SE this time around.
Any neutral and objective political analyst will tell you that he has lost much electoral value, never mind the media hype.
That was how you called him 4 people tweeting in a room in 2023.

He has lost support, yet Una Dey follow am like fly.

If e sure for emilokan, let him conduct a free and fair election.

The only thing that will save that failure is rigging.
PoliticsRe: 2027: I Endorse NDC's Zoning Of Presidency To The South - Rabiu Kwankwaso by cucumbar: 4:53pm On May 09
datola:
Any arrangement that does not make all the oppositions agree on a common ground is a plus for Tinubu's victory.
Nobody is voting that failure called TIfnubu.

Don’t deceive yourself.

Except they allow him to rig just like he did in 2023.

He never won that election, that’s why he Dey hunt obi up and down like leopard .
PoliticsRe: 2027: I Endorse NDC's Zoning Of Presidency To The South - Rabiu Kwankwaso by cucumbar: 4:49pm On May 09
yarimo:
Congratulations to president TINUBU in advance as president elect in 2027 presidential election.
You can’t shame the shameless.
TravelRe: Lagos: This Doesn't Look Like The Africa People Expect! by cucumbar: 9:47pm On May 08
Bluntemperor:
I ve been to most parts of Nigeria, including your Abuja,but I cannot see any Coastal Beautiful Aesthetics Waves of the Sea ⛵ or Ocean 🌊 waves,
• That Foreigners- from USA, European Countries and UK,are swarming Lagos on Monthly and Weekly Basis and Now The Lagos Calabar Coastal Highway Road 🛣️ Projects is Steadily Moving like a Rover Jeep - crushing the Enemies Imagination!
• Just leave Lagos for us, and go to your Golden State,
That Is The Game Changer - The Changing Face of Lagos- that Everyone - Politicians and their Footsoldiers,
The Executives,
The Legislatures,
The Ministers,etc Love to Stay in Peaceful -Coexistence .
Ko si eyi to kan EKO,
Owo Eko,EKO Longbe ( Lagos No Send you,Lagos Money Na For Lagos Development)
Know this, Know Peace!
You obviously don’t know any better.

Continue living in delusion.
TravelRe: Lagos: This Doesn't Look Like The Africa People Expect! by cucumbar: 9:44pm On May 08
HighQue007:
Eko Oni Baje!
Lagos no go spoil !
eko to ti baje.

Smelly flooded Lagos.
RomanceRe: She Left Her Fiancé At 29 For Being Broke, Now At 43 She Is Regretting by cucumbar: 9:25pm On May 08
gift2xl:
My happiness so far, is that the dick doesn't stand again. Rest of mind.
Your dick ? 🤔

Why e no Dey stand again?
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Picks ADC ₦90M Nomination Form For 2027 Presidential Race by cucumbar: 9:20pm On May 08
Cherrybae:
Amaechi is hungry yet he has 90million to spend.

Amaechi once a beautiful bride of obedient but watch how they will insult and mock him.

Nigerians will prefer Amaechi to Peter obi.

Amaechi has many visible achievements as former governor and minister.

Whereas Peter obi has none but banking on emotions and sentiments of his brothers
Speak for yourself.

Amaechi can’t get 5% in rivers state sef .
PoliticsRe: Sokoto Badagry Super Highway by cucumbar: 12:17pm On May 07
abc115:
Highway for terrorist transportation to Lagos. 😮
CareerRe: 500 Roles Vacant, Moniepoint CEO Laments Shortage Of Talents In Nigeria by cucumbar: 4:55pm On May 06
muyico:
Can you meet up international standards salary??
Some programmer earns millions of dollars per week
Can u meet up with d payment??
please be gentle with the lies .
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Won’t Restore Fuel Subsidy – Oyedele by cucumbar: 1:34pm On May 06
ElSudani:
Yes, bring back the same old visionless people who made sure South Korea, Malaysia, Singapore etc all left us behind.
Bring them back, they might even bring back the subsidy to pacify you like a tranquilizer to make you feel like you are actually doing well while less endowed countries are leaving you behind.
You Dey South Africa dey sharp mouth on Nigeria matter.

Is that how the government in South Africa run?

You are loving Nigeria from afar. Wicked boy .
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Won’t Restore Fuel Subsidy – Oyedele by cucumbar: 1:32pm On May 06
adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2026/05/06/nigeria-wont-restore-fuel-subsidy-oyedele
No worry. By this time next year, Una useless tenure go don end.
PoliticsRe: I Have Done My Best In The Obidient Movement, I Wish Nigeria Luck - Rhoda Sanda by cucumbar: 9:42pm On May 05
AMINDA:
Only someone totally naïve would claim not to know that Atiku has ambition to be president and would not be stepping down for anyone. Why is Obi afraid of a direct primary? Is he more Southern than Amaechi? Why hasn't Amaechi left the coalition? Obi met the likes of Atiku and Amaechi in the coalition who've been building the platform long before he joined but wants the ticket to be handed to him on a plate.

If court cases and litigation are the reason why Obi left the ADC and LP, then he should get ready to leave the NDC because Tinubu will meet him there with more court cases. For how long will he continue to run? This was exactly what Datti Baba-Ahmed and Obi's own Sarah were trying to say. If ALL opposition coalesce under one umbrella, Tinubu would fold on the court cases like we saw with the supreme court verdict because he knows the repercussions and the optics of him using the courts to disqualify the entire opposition. Obi has only made the job easier for him now with his defection from the coalition. It's like the parable of a single broomstick vs the whole bunch.
😀 this obi’s defection pain you o.

You will be fine ehn .
PoliticsRe: I Have Done My Best In The Obidient Movement, I Wish Nigeria Luck - Rhoda Sanda by cucumbar: 9:26pm On May 05
energy37:
You are in for a shocker in January. Your inside the room analysis will be floored in your eyes because Tinubu will get huge votes in the North again.
by rigging right?

Even a dog will win TIfnubu in a free and fair election.
PoliticsRe: How The North And The FCT Voted For Obi And Kwankwaso In The 2023 - TheCable by cucumbar: 11:38am On May 05
kingthreat:
If you guys want APC out, then find a way to unite ADC and NDP or simply congratulate Asiwaju Bola Tinubu for a 2nd term
Even lizard go beat TIfnubu, if he leaves that election free and fair .
PoliticsRe: How The North And The FCT Voted For Obi And Kwankwaso In The 2023 - TheCable by cucumbar: 11:37am On May 05
sweerychick:
So obi is even more popular than Kwankwaso
Yes nau. Much more popular.

No more characters to give.
PoliticsRe: How The North And The FCT Voted For Obi And Kwankwaso In The 2023 - TheCable by cucumbar: 11:36am On May 05
EmpressF0911:
https://x.com/i/status/2051290652294455324
Kwankwso is not as big as he thinks he is.

He better agree to deputize Obi.

Me I no like that man sef.
PoliticsRe: NDC: Lawyer Alleges Forgery In Egwuaba's APM Resignation Letter by cucumbar: 12:59pm On May 04
Tinubu chasing Obi from party after party.

Obi giving Tinubu and him boys on and off nairaland sleepless nights and high BP.

The one they claimed came 2nd, nobody Dey look him side.

Well, even a lizard would beat the master strategist like efe beat portable in a free and fair election?
PoliticsRe: NDC Website Crashes After Obi & Kwankwaso Joined The Party by cucumbar: 12:26am On May 04
lapintoz:
Reality sets in on the night of election when results start purring in.....same as 2023

But in the interim, let them enjoy their day in the Sun.

As for me, I wont waste my energy responding to their delusions.

Na OYO dem dey.
Reality is APC rigging abi ?

I wonder why you all are so fixated on a man you said came third .

He has been your nightmare since 2023.

There’s something you and INEC are not telling us .
PoliticsRe: NDC Website Crashes After Obi & Kwankwaso Joined The Party by cucumbar: 11:07pm On May 03
WizardOfNG:
Lol. Another round of obsessing over fantasies and delusional scenarios has just begun. It will always end in tears
because you know tulumbu will rig.

Do am free and fair make we check something, if e sure for Una ,

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