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Mira4uIsLesbian:
it's sensitive and kinda confidentiality and I'd like us to discuss it via the email platform

Ovoko!

Jentle244:
For fruits:
Mango
Sugar cane

For food:
Okra soup
Shawarma
Kpomo(spiced)
Muscled meat...


Remembered one time I went to a wedding, my own youth Pastor's wedding that we all joined to coordinate, decorations, cleaning etc. Even followed to share drinks.

Las Las food no reach me and my guys, I vex Sha, after telling the bride's mum...she say rice don finish but semo and egusi soup dey. Have to accept cause at all at all bad pass.

Tried the meat, very tough, chewed and chewed as if I be goat chewing the cud.

I vex swallow am, the meat hook me for throat. Bad market...I just maintain.... my guy come dey ask me if I don chop...see me dey nod like lizard...I could not talk.

Until my guy discovered and laugh the hell out of me...since then I eat b4 going for a wedding or I zero my mind say food no go reach me

Muscled meat is not for the "faint-hearted". It takes the strongest of men to "defeat" it in public.

Mira4uIsLesbian:
forget about the Moniker.
It's a diary and besides I'm a male.
Don't take moniker serious.
In nairaland there are numerous great personalities on this forum but do have weird monikers. Cos they have weird and absurd monikers doesn't mean they're absurd in life.
Moreover there is something vital I need from you

Okay.
How may I be of help?

foxxydude:
Chew it after kissing
Problem solved

Better still, he could get himself a partner who likes the unpleasant garlic breath.

Lcf69:
I LOVE ❤️ UR PROFILE PIX...IT LIFTED A NUTTED EMOTION.. Pinned.

Mira4uIsLesbian:
I like left-handed girls.
I'm ambidextrous. Let's hook up.
Kindly send me a mail

You're here, too?
Mira is a lesbian.
I don't do lesbians.

Mira4uIsLesbian:
I like you

I don't like lesbians.

MhizJoyce:
Read the story again and tell me how possible it is for a woman to pull a man out of a moving vehicle.

Nothing is impossible.
Going by the story, it's apparent the lady, the daughter of a rich man, did not respect her husband.
What can't a scornful woman do?

Amazingmmg:
you're beautiful

Thank you.

topcatking:
Hi Susan...

Fancy seeing you here...


Mango is both (and the best of the latter).

It's been a minute, shall we catch up?

Hello, Susan.......
I think you have me confused with someone else.

I'm not wowed.

yanabasee1:
Lol..... So.... can I get to know you better??

You'd definitely get to know me BETTER since you already know me a LITTLE.

A good thing fortune smiled on the handsome "mai chai"

yanabasee1:
I am not assuming.... I'm quite certain!! And I know it's true....

I give up!
The thread has been derailed enough.

bjprodint:
muscles of meat,"ishan eran"

True that.
If you dare struggle with it in public, It'd turn you to " Omo olodun yera wo".

yanabasee1:
I'd take that you know that you are beautiful..... so I don't see me sweet talking you into something new.......

I don't know somewhere.... But I'd really love to know you... If you don't mind...

This isn't about me. Whether I know if I am beautiful or not is inconsequential.
It is about you assuming someone you don't know is cute.

I have no problem eating anything in public.
The only problem I have is with spoons.
I'm left-handed, so, to handle spoon for public na war.

BTW, is mango a food or fruit?

yanabasee1:
Yeah. .. You're cute.....I'd chose you a million times over the SA broadcaster

Man, you are smooth. I'll give you that.

That stated, you haven't seen a picture of me, yet, you think I'm cute. It's either you know me or you're just being a sweet talker.

yanabasee1:
You're more beautiful.... Just like a princess..

Huh?

So, policeman get power pass soldierman ....

Man!
She's beautiful, indeed.

The deceased had the unmatched misfortune of marrying his "oga" and plunging himself into debt for a marriage devoid of love and respect.

He divorced his "oga", yet, he had no peace, so, he ended things by commiting suicide.

What a miserable life he lived!

foxxydude:
Wonders shall never seize to end

Op's replies..........
My kind of girl.

May he be found safe.

What's a pastor doing with a human skeleton in his apartment, sister or not?
Whoever the skeleton belonged to didn't die a natural death. The deceased was either used for spiritual fortification or money ritual.

Why couldn't he pay his rent, though?

Looks like the devil finally moved it's headquarters to Nasarawa state.
The wife should have left the randy, cheating man instead of killing him, though.

It's apparent this woman feeds off attention and controversy.
If only people would ignore her.

Going by your post, I think she loved you at the start of the relationship. Things headed south when you lost your job and couldn't "take care of her".
Truth is, she left the relationship a long time ago. Did the other guy just give her money?
You are dating yourself, bruv.

Oh, please!

Go for it, girl!

jaksmillioniar:
u are too nauthy. money aint evryting dear

How's stating that a husband should give his wife toe-curling orgasms being NAUGHTY?