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^^ stick to the topic abeg. what is it?

denzel2009:
you had bumpers before. Good to know you are fit now though.

Mumu fitness is for everyone. I did it for good abs. Bumper is butt, ode.

denzel2009:
No it's still there. Have you lost your big bumpers now?

I never had one. But I'm fit now though

denzel2009:
Cuddlemii whats up?

Im aight and you? Have u lost your pot belly now?

@op

I didn't read your post. The subject of the topic was sufficient.

I don't think you have to do anything special to get a man to propose to you.

If a man is ready for marriage & feels you are the one then he would pop the question and get you a ring.

Just go about your normal gf duties, men know what they want & can make decisions for themselves.

If your man is wasting your time, then you scram!

There is nothing wrong in being single. The question is how long are you willing to stay single?

^^Once u kill, u loose me o. I can't have blood on my hands oh.

leuelliot:
hmmmmm

lei baby

Pharoh:
Hmmm . . . . . . highly disapointed with the turn out of events on this thread.

I am pissed off too. This is my sacred place but was violated by a scorned lady.

AN ADVICE TO AN INSECURE JUMP OFF (INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS)

A woman's pride

A woman's honor

A woman's ego

Does the today's woman possess all that


A fall is not a guaranty for failure,

Its just a warning to pick yourself up.


When you are hurt,

Why can't you dry your tears away

Why do you have to alert people to get their handkerchiefs

Life is hard but its not for the living liver

Mistakes are made but I think God gave room for redemption


You fell prey but you combat a bat

Captivity can still set you free

What happened to the word hope

Why do you self destruct

You are not getting the man of your dreams

Why can't you go with the man who tells you his dreams

If you end up on his bed

You can sleep like a dove

Knowing you are safe with your friend


You have refused to cut your coat according to your size

You have bitten more than what you can chew

You lost your pride in the act of pleasure

That act has come to hunt you

You want to ruin another girl's romance

Just because you got served,

You think every other love is not serious

You go about barking

This further excited the interest of listeners

What you payed to secure was out in the open

So what did you loose

What happened to the word wisdom


You are a nice lady

People adore you

It was his words against yours

Everyone has been stepped upon

But no one has complained about a broken leg

Today has gone

Tomorrow will soon pass

The future is bright ,

Bother about a good change.

kandiikane:
Cuddlemi, how are you so sure its her?

Are you asking me a question or you are here to defend your friend?

She started a thread about rumors, I was even advising her to ex the whole thing then she started insulting me. She went to my poetry zones and violated me sacred place. So I decided to make her ish my biz then.

If you read through without sentiments Im sure the ans to ur ques lies in all her post today.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=710353.msg8774914#msg8774914 date=1311434906]cuddlemii

kindly stop embarassing yourself here.

find something to do.[/quote]Get ur video destroyed & then u can lecture me about embarrassment.

^^

Babes, I curse the blackmailer who turned you to this.

All you wanted was sex, was that too much to ask, no one is above mistake, u needed to feel like a lady & be appreciated.

See the effect of men & their antics. These days its either a babe commits suicide or does something stupid once a man messes them up.

Please any close friend of tpia shld get her in order now cos this is how it starts and we wld be regretting later.

Its not more funny abeg.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=710353.msg8774729#msg8774729 date=1311432598]^^sweetie, what's with the stalking.

respect yourself because at your age you really shouldnt be yarning trash all over nl for whatever reason.

yes, tomorrow is sunday, if you like meet me anywhere you deem fit and lets see who survives the encounter.[/quote]Lol do u know my age, nah u don't. I don't need to be old, Im just blessed with a wide knowledge base. As for surviving an encounter with you, that's easy for even a 2 years old to survive. You have showed your weakness today. A warrior attacks its opponent's weak points & capitalizes on its weaknesses. I will just stand back and allow my 6 years old niece demolish you. If you are that strong, how did you become a prey for blackmailers.

If I meet you anywhere, I will just ignore u, I detest insecure women who refuse to correct their wrongs but drown in self destruct. I believe no matter the issue, always retain your pride. If you act stupid, take some hours off or a day off to cool off and come back stronger that was what I expected you to do with that Kuru guy or just ignore him & continue doing ur thing on here. But instead you started like 4 threads, then started warning babes about Nl men and sex videos, you even came to my thread to insult me called me a baboon, gay & a break up song writer all because your fling went wrong & I advised you not to make a big deal out of these so you don't end up embarrassing yourself.

I can never stalk you , I'm only replying your comments cos I have nothing to hide or loose. I'm done with replying now cos i see u have more than enough to deal with so i will be a minus one.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=710353.msg8772559#msg8772559 date=1311400640]another desperate f.ool:[/quote]Desperate because I write poetry that you are not even sure if its facts or fiction. Well when a sex addict with her buttocks out there passes comments, you ignore their comments, that's the only pride they have left to regain their respect. Its ok to wanna use me as bait, I'm that important. I advised you not to embarrass yourself with the thread u created, you insulted me and got your story out here yourself. Tomorrow is Sunday, go with God.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=719126.msg8774276#msg8774276 date=1311427153]Hehehe.

The likes of cuddlemii want to know how to avoid getting getting recorded while opening her wide yansh for male nlers.

Cn somebody help her out cos the thing dey itch am badly.

Note i said wide yansh notwide womanliness because the lady admitted she's male on another thread.

I don talk am say na gaay full this place.[/quote]Hahaha. You are just an emotional wreck looking for who to drag down with you. You have heard and read about me so its ok to wanna be me . But I have never had anything to do with any Nland dude because I am too full of myself. My Nland baby love doesn't even comment here apart from education & we have not gotten intimate yet. You have reduced yourself to ridicule and filth, dance the music alone don't drag me in it because I'm not starved & wld not give it up like that.

Secondly, the person who exposed you described you as ugly and fat that explains why you do one night stands. I am too sexy, beautiful & attractive to do a one night stand and even if I decide to do, the guy would never let get go let alone broadcast me like they did you.

I will advice you to read the thread of the babe that was abandoned after 9 years because you are a similar case or even worse. You feed on randoms and also pay ransoms. You are a disgrace to cheap babes and you need your brain examined.

So you take anti suppressant drugs, hope you didn't miss your dose today because you have been acting mad all day and commenting on people's thread anyhow. To think I even fell for the you are about to get married to a white man crap. How did you meet him? Do you pay his bills too? You have never been asked out?

You ram, haven't you heard of exercises and diet. The time you use to pay men for sex can be used to work out and keep fit. You will need a lifetime of work outs to get the abs I got in 2 months. As for the stretch marks you have, you have to live with it that would teach you to avoid ice-cream & chocolates for the rest of your life.

I don't envy you, you already have a sex tape at your age. In the Us, they make money from it but you pay for your own decadence. I pray for you & hope one day you find that joy stick that would fit into yours. Why are you using male as your gender now, lolz its a decoy abi, a LovePeddler would always be a LovePeddler even if you hide. The bad thing about your own bad ways is that there is proof.

silly girl, I advised you on your thread and you dare mess with me. Why are you afraid of the guy who revealed your secrets. Go and trash things out with him and not me. Are you scared that there is more where that came from. Whats the business of a poetry writer with a bum bum distributor, 2 extremes. I have something to laugh about today, I might right a poetry on it, A diary of an insecure jump off. hmmm

Proper MUMU like you

tpia d lady. You are just stressing yourself for nothing. You have given everyone 20 things to talk about now. You should have just ignored that guy's comment cos it wld have been dead & buried there.

Its good tpia@ is advising us. The best way to analyze the topic is to hear 1st hand from a well known participator

Kuru said this to her and I quote

tpia@

didn't you sleep with some guy on NL who ended up blackmailing you for money? Shocked  Keep shut in this matter!   

Y U DEY CURSE YOURSELF? Tongue Tongue Be careful this ugly fat gurl. Your Bottom is so starved you pick guys up on NL abi? that you picked up a blackmailer, who recorded your sorry Bottom on video shows how bad you wanted to get laid and didnt think to be wary of a one night stand! Shocked Shocked hows your antidepressant medication? Still using it?



Other resources about her one night stand can be found on most of these morning threads.

These are some. Look for her post today.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-718874.0.html



https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-719123.0.html

@tpia please what other advise do you have for newbies like us so we don't fall for traps that would get us in trouble or on camera.

@tpia

I think I would prefer a track about this
Kuru said this and I quote

tpia@

didn't you sleep with some guy on NL who ended up blackmailing you for money? Shocked  Keep shut in this matter!   

Y U DEY CURSE YOURSELF? Tongue Tongue Be careful this ugly fat gurl. Your Bottom is so starved you pick guys up on NL abi? that you picked up a blackmailer, who recorded your sorry Bottom on video shows how bad you wanted to get laid and didnt think to be wary of a one night stand! Shocked Shocked hows your antidepressant medication? Still using it?



Its so hilarious that it makes me forget love for a change. A full description can be found on here

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-718874.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-719123.0.html

You call my poetry a break up song. I call the above,  A diary of an insecure jump off.

Kuru said this and I quote

tpia@

didn't you sleep with some guy on NL who ended up blackmailing you for money? Shocked Keep shut in this matter!

Y U DEY CURSE YOURSELF? Tongue Tongue Be careful this ugly fat gurl. Your Bottom is so starved you pick guys up on NL abi? that you picked up a blackmailer, who recorded your sorry Bottom on video shows how bad you wanted to get laid and didnt think to be wary of a one night stand! Shocked Shocked hows your antidepressant medication? Still using it?



https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-718874.0.html

My advice for you is this: Next time you want to feed on joystick like a vulture, try and be watchful like an eagle, the stuff is not running away. How did u get so carried away like that, it only shows u get it once in a life time.

I implore you to leave me alone because my poetry doesn't hurt. You fat butt is out there, go grab em before everyone sees it.

It seemed like he was saying the truth cos of the way he adviced the op using God and all

U started this!

[i]Kuru said this and I quote

tpia@

didn't you sleep with some guy on NL who ended up blackmailing you for money? Shocked Keep shut in this matter!

Y U DEY CURSE YOURSELF? Tongue Tongue Be careful this ugly fat gurl. Your Bottom is so starved you pick guys up on NL abi? that you picked up a blackmailer, who recorded your sorry Bottom on video shows how bad you wanted to get laid and didnt think to be wary of a one night stand! Shocked Shocked hows your antidepressant medication? Still using it?

[/i]

My advice for you is this: Next time you want to feed on joystick like a vulture, try and be watchful like an eagle, the stuff is not running away. How did u get so carried away like that, it only shows u get it once in a life time.

I implore you to leave me alone because my poetry doesn't hurt. You fat butt is out there, go grab em before everyone sees it.

U started this!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=713423.msg8772582#msg8772582 date=1311401104]abeg enough of this nonsense.

stop cluttering up the forum with this crap.

na only you dey here?

take your stuff offline if e dey do you like whiskey.[/quote]Don't hate cos mine would be done with a Phd soon

      And urs showed your butt and asked for ransom

     
      Don't hate that I am yet to give him my butt but give him poetry

      And you gave your butt only to irritate your fling man

     
      Don't hate that mine has a job

      And yours blackmails for stipends

     
      Don't hate that he loves my eyes, lips, curves & smile

      And yours calls you fat

     
     Don't hate that Im loving & caring

     And you are Hot & hungry

     
     Don't hate that I'm from the land where men never leave

     And I heard you are Yoruba

     
     Don't hate that he loves my poetry & encourages me to write

     And yours has resorted you to barking like a dog today

     
     Don't hate that he keeps what we have from gossip folks

     And yours has broadcasted your sexcapades here

     
     Don't hate that I'm real & realistic

     And you always follow the crowd, thats what got you exposed, hypocrite

   
     Don't hate that I have a sexy username

     And your name is awful even with the symbol attached to it

     
     Don't hate that I have a very unique & classy name in real life

     And I don't want to know yours cos all my names always stand out no matter what

   
     Don't hate that Nland baby love and I are still cool
 
     And yours would need your butt & money to even consider doing you again

     
     Don't hate that I challenge my man and confuse him once in a while

     And you have ended up exposing your cheap ways

     
     Don't hate that Im fit

     And you is a lazy flabby trailer trash

   
     I don't hate you because you are not Beyonce,

     If not your butt would not be abused like that

   
     If I was you, I will hate me too cos I'm still a mystery
     
     & my man is not a big mouth like your fling giver.

   
    I'm always here if you need a friend, but my friendship has to be earned and I don't befriend promiscuity but
    I won't mind hearing about a fling gone bad though

@ op
Love tin issue is better than leaving traces of a ridiculous screw.

         Were u dt awful dt dey had to diminish u like dis even wit your so called big tins

         If u r going to be cheap at least leave a mark n not stretch marks

^^^^hahahaha Go and sort ur problems out abeg. No negativity or buttocks issues here, I deal strictly on poetry and I communicate with just Nland baby love. Every other person is not my biz. U express ur love with video sex, i do mine with creativity, poetry & suspense. U were caught, adapt!!!

@tpia

U need help I swear. If it were that big and valued, y did kuru say such about it.

Only means its cheap & over stretched its elasticity

If you want to trade insults, get the person who started this & not the person who is advising u

U coward, going all over the threads & writing crap only shows one thing,

Since everything u have is big, i suggest u fill in the gap

@pleep

The ones dt have it in abundance & that are attractive don't need to announce. people and not just 1 person wld notice & pass compliments. I think uve found urself the right bride.

@tpia

whats the meaning of what u posted on my thread.

u also called me a baboon. Am i the one with ur buttocks? i just advised u. sorry aunty!

^^ I will be bothered about deflating myself. the guy referred to u as fat so u r the balloon & a baboon for messing urself up like this. Get a grip on urself. are u dt visible dt i wld be playing pranks on u.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=713423.msg8772422#msg8772422 date=1311398088]the goodbye never finish? [/quote][quote author=tpia@ link=topic=713423.msg8772425#msg8772425 date=1311398120]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-130301.0.html[/quote] Whats the meaning of this?

@tpia

I don't have time for such non sense because I'm a straight forward babe who keeps her biz, her biz.

I am just advising u is all. I understand how painful it is. Sorry

Babes,

I have written some pretty childish things on here before but please this is so not necessary. Why are u embarrassing yourself.

That's what y'all get for your non sense virginity, why not stay a virgin, marry a virgin bull crap. Bunch of hypocrites who can not admit they poke. I don't know why chicks like forming holier than thou here. Its only few that r real here.

This would let the evil doers expose u the more. U should have just ignored kurus comment abeg.

^^dont mind him jor. shebi u said u only date whites so he is obviously just bluffing. concentrate on upcoming wedding