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RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 12:07am On Jul 19, 2011
You guys should let this matter rest.

Screw the op, Screw the fat babe and Screw the smallie. To me they are all abnormal people. Man wants out after 9 years of committed relationship becos of fats that can be burnt, Babe stayed for 9 years without any marriage only for her to take her self to the next level with fats, Smallie is a woman like babe and is still dating man even with the knowledge of the babe & her weight thingy, smallie wants to marry him at 18. To me they are all misfits that found each other. We will soon be bigger screw ups if we keep analyzing strange entities.

Does the story sound fowl to you? If yes, leave them alone. Why dwell on an issues dt involves 3 wackos. I am out cos I must be jobless to be addressing an issue dt involves 3 backwards people, I wont be surprised if they are all ugly broke locals.
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 10:50pm On Jul 18, 2011
@op

Why are u wasting too much time. Get it over and done with. Let us know how it went. Tell her tomorrow.

@Roland17
Uw welcome hun
RomanceRe: Who Was The First Guy/chic You Had A Crush On? by Cuddlemii: 10:35pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=James-dman link=topic=715448.msg8742654#msg8742654 date=1311024824]Datz perfect!! Jst 1 more tin. . . .190 wil be my time-keeper, in case i get carried away n go over time.[/quote]Can we afford him. The others would work for free (no cash & no kind) except of cos u r ready to part away with ur sexy PA.
RomanceRe: Who Was The First Guy/chic You Had A Crush On? by Cuddlemii: 10:26pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=James-dman link=topic=715448.msg8742584#msg8742584 date=1311024181]~~Really? LoL!! U cud be my producer n manager.[/quote]ok dyt wld be ur PA, Sexkillz ur script writer, Satani ur security man in case the kids refuse to go home.
RomanceRe: I Just Luv 2go by Cuddlemii: 10:23pm On Jul 18, 2011
Mcleo007:
Na wa ooo. Still on the hustle for my first 2go catsfish tongue wink Wont give up the search mehn. Gotta register my name in the good book.
huh huh huh

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=715327.msg8742552#msg8742552 date=1311023810]~~K. . . .enjoy urself switty. Bt, play your game rite. Ok?[/quote]which game. must person play or enjoy. can't u just be a playful talker?
RomanceRe: Who Was The First Guy/chic You Had A Crush On? by Cuddlemii: 10:18pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=James-dman link=topic=715448.msg8742528#msg8742528 date=1311023546]*walks into d thread. . . . Sees Jackpot. . . His eyez widens* i've bn lokin 4 diz Blackpot or is it Jackpot of a dude. *runs back 2 his crib, n returns brandishin his matchet. . . . As he chases Jackpot around n outta 190's crib*[/quote]Dude are you sure you wont do a remake of tales by moonlight. I see talent.
RomanceRe: Confused About Me And My World Of Feelings by Cuddlemii: 10:15pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=715900.msg8742522#msg8742522 date=1311023427]LOL----cHEI! I no fit deliver that kin message. Tell her yourself. [/quote]Ok, I will send her a letter as ap. Meeen all these stories na wa.
RomanceRe: I Just Luv 2go by Cuddlemii: 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=James-dman link=topic=715327.msg8742489#msg8742489 date=1311023001]~~Kkk. . . . Take it easy Cuddy switty, i got yo! *thinkin. . . . .'y doesn't she wants 2 be romantically involved wif all d guyz i have associated her wif?'*[/quote]Can't she just be a mystery flirt without romantic involvement wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Confused About Me And My World Of Feelings by Cuddlemii: 10:06pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=715900.msg8742488#msg8742488 date=1311022994]For those that couldn't read the whole story, here is a summary in two sentences:

The OP is married, and "in love" with a married man, because he's really nice and he gives her free hugs. What should she do?


You're welcome.[/quote]Tell her to kill him and herself.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Dyt N James, Love Or Lust? by Cuddlemii: 10:04pm On Jul 18, 2011
Leu, missed ya

where have u been

leuelliot:
ping!!
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 9:59pm On Jul 18, 2011
^^lolz babes abeg im tired of these topic. the girl wld not die, shebi its to loose weight. let him just leave her cos i want her to enjoy her marriage. shebi u wanted to get married weeks ago, see its not an easy task, lolz
RomanceRe: I Just Luv 2go by Cuddlemii: 9:57pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=James-dman link=topic=715327.msg8742434#msg8742434 date=1311022447]the handwrittin is clearly written on the wall. Frm d way u address him, d fact dat u miss him n d arguments u alway have wit him, which u referred to, all have marked similarity to d personality portrayed in your poems. Anyway, i'm happy for yo, sister-in-law. ~~@Czar, make sure u don't hurt her in anyway, ok?[/quote]@james

He is not the one. If you have been following my poetry then you would know I said more than arguments. I said things outside of Nland. The op is just someone whose confrontation I enjoy.
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 9:53pm On Jul 18, 2011
Roland17:
Firstly u have been dating her figure and not her heart for 9 yrs. if u dump her now cos she is now fat, would u term it a mistake wen u see her after 8 months in the shape u met her 9 yrs ago or even better as a mistake? you can get her back to shape with love, unless u are done with her.
Avoid loving people for reasons, especially physical reasons.
Always answering like a wise man. But I think he should leave her because he is not good enough for her and she would go through hell with him. His mind is made up already. He is inlove with smallie

@op please what is ur age range or age
RomanceRe: Office/working Class Ladies by Cuddlemii: 9:02pm On Jul 18, 2011
@op

Did u need all these paragraphs and un clear sentences to specify that u want to sleep with ur colleague and u fear she would love up?

What has your urge for her got to do with what you wrote here[i] 'I am seeing my self as a phsycoooo bcuz of my hatred for these girls. Is it normal to go into relationship with them ? Is their way of life a norm in our society or I am just a jerkkk who hate other people. Is my decision about her write ?
I need candid advice, I dont mind your use of abusive words, just make sure you post something reasonable.'[/i]


That punny must be crested with diamonds, u r saying insane things, u r lost in lulu land. Take it easy dude. Did u just escape from sharia zones in the north?
RomanceRe: I Just Luv 2go by Cuddlemii: 8:52pm On Jul 18, 2011
toba:
Smdh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
wat amuseth thee?
RomanceRe: Confused About Me And My World Of Feelings by Cuddlemii: 8:50pm On Jul 18, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin grin. I stopped reading when u said "we are married and he is not into me either" that's the 3rd line. What is this?
RomanceRe: I Just Luv 2go by Cuddlemii: 8:21pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=James-dman link=topic=715327.msg8740383#msg8740383 date=1311003104]Ehen. . . . Nw i've seen n come 2 knw who has Cuddy's heart! ~Mehn Czar, i cut hand 4 u oh.~ Bcoz of u Cuddy has gone into poetry![/quote]@james, u like trouble. who told u he is the one dt the poetry is for. Im just happy to have him back.

[quote author=Czar-Chris link=topic=715327.msg8741840#msg8741840 date=1311015666]@james, whn u meet someone(friend or foe) dat makes u heart skip something awakens in you. So don't hate bro. As for thee cuddle, my empress can't reign without her  czar. Don't worry  i'll teach a thing or about power[/quote]@czar, he just want to know who mine poetry is forth. no one knows the owner of the poetry. anyways dts d thread asking after u. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-705133.99999.html#bot
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 7:53pm On Jul 18, 2011
^^^The first one is aight now. Just to shape up. Atleast she has a good skin and she is fine. Op which category ur babe fall into? Some lepa ugly pass the 1st one
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 7:48pm On Jul 18, 2011
Orikinla:
Poster, I like you for being honest.

Let her go for weight loss program. She can lose 30 pounds without dieting and I recommend SENSA.

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You are a very stupid man for what you just displayed here. A guy says he can not stay with his babe or wait for her to loose weight. He wants to be with smallie. Yet, you put up this crap. Do you think people here do not know what she can use to reduce. Everyone is advising him to work away because no one wants to force him against his will.

If she reduces and after 2 years, the marriage fails what happens? You encouraged evil. Let him leave her alone. Haba na by force. That way she can concentrate on her slimming and get her own man. Does the op sound like someone who is going to be patient enough to go through weight loss with her.

Moreover, everybody has different body types so her fat might take time to break as it is not baby fat, for heaven sakes she is 28. Don't raise his hopes and then he takes it out on her when the drug doesn't work on time.

Nigerians like forcing things and holding on to rubbish all the time. Are u advising her to stick to someone who is moved by spur of the moment. The right thing to do is for him to dump her. Maybe they were not meant for each other. She would get her man.

Do u know the level he has gone with smallie, maybe smallie is carrying his baby or smallie has a top shot dad.

Worst cases have happened. Thank God its before he married her. Life goes on. I won't be surprised if she had another guy who loved her back then but she chose Highbros. We learn everyday.

Sensa ko, Sensa ni. Please get ur own senses back to reality. Like a drug can solve a man's feelings to dump a babe. If the topic was "what he could use for her before she loses him", then you can write this mumbo jumbo.
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RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 5:45pm On Jul 18, 2011
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=715203.msg8740933#msg8740933 date=1311007193]cuddlemii

the way you're bent on tagging sexkillz ugly, sounds like there's a story behind it.

does he by any chance look like a former flame of yours.


note to all: just making general comments, no need for anyone to read meanings into anything i'm saying here, thanks. I'm into white guys only so kindly waka pass.[/quote]huh huh huh abuse sexykillz, never we are very close oh.

I am only asking them to take it easy. Its Segzi crese Ive been tagging ugly. U are the one who needs to read clearly
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 5:36pm On Jul 18, 2011
Na wa for Sexykillz (My friend) & Sagamite (My eagle)

U both should take it easy abeg. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I love watching cocky men fight, they r so damn egocentric.
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 5:33pm On Jul 18, 2011
@op

How old are you?
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 5:25pm On Jul 18, 2011
Segzi,

Shut up now. Final warning or I will save your pics and ask people to evaluate you. I hope I wont be slapped, kicked and spat on in the process.

Guy, who the hell is your stylist? Who the hell is ur barber. Even if you are that wretched, a cheap material sown by an obioma would have saved ur name.

Leave op and fat girl. U are worst than a fat girl, u are a disgrace to slim men. U even had the effrontery to flaunt this wash off pix on a Nigerian forum this large.

I wonder why horror movies waste so much money on stunts and visual effects, when we have an aspiring monster on the street of Naija. Dude u ugly no be small. Every1 dey talk, u sef dey talk. lolz. Shoogie wanna boogie. I know blame u sha. If the topic was fine boy, show yourself and holla, dem born u well to smell there.
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 4:59pm On Jul 18, 2011
Lol at this thread. They would never make interesting topics like this a front page classic.

I'm having fun grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 4:41pm On Jul 18, 2011
Abeg Segzi cres should shut up. Even the op is doing a better job expressing himself.

I can't even date let alone marry this Segzi at gun point. At least other guyz that have been talking look good enough but you. Your looks has several stories to it: u can pass for a street peddler, you represent a pick pocket, you can stand for a cheap passer by role in Nigerian low budget movie, you can pass as a tout, you can pass as a blind beggar begging for alms, you can also pass as a gay. Who wears glasses or shey na specs or goggles I go call am like this.

You need to concentrate on ur own appearance its obvious even fat babes have poured stout on you when you toasted them. This is an avenue to let out ur frustration.

R u sure u get some at all, a prostitute would have to bill you a car to spread for ur filty self.
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 3:57pm On Jul 18, 2011
@segzi cres

If that is your picture on your profile, then shut up. Do you look at yourself in the mirror at all?

Maybe its those guys that hawk goods on the road, let me not conclude so fast.
RomanceRe: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Cuddlemii: 3:36pm On Jul 18, 2011
@everyone,

Please you all should not allow the poster change his mind abeg. Lets save the 28 years old from bondage. Remember the banker who was killed by her husband. That's what endurance in a terrible marriage causes.

If he stays with her, he would deal with her because he doesn't love her.

The op is a very good lesson for babes who love with their arse and not their brains. Leave him abeg, what u say from morning till night would not solve anything. If he stays with her, she wld just be a decoration at home while he goes about his young blood hunting ways.

op, go ahead and leave the nice 28 years alone. U have disrespected her enough. The way you described her not once but severally shows u wont even mind flushing her in ur toilet. Please leave her alone.

What does she do?
RomanceRe: I Just Luv 2go by Cuddlemii: 3:15pm On Jul 18, 2011
^^missed our fight oh. I even started a thread for that. Thee went for too long, thine has replaced thy throne
RomanceRe: Who Was The First Guy/chic You Had A Crush On? by Cuddlemii: 3:04pm On Jul 18, 2011
;d ;d ;d
RomanceRe: Guys Can U Survive This Trick Before Ur Wedding? by Cuddlemii: 2:01pm On Jul 18, 2011
Connoisseur:
if it stands, he is just been a man.
The problem willbe if he isnt man enough to take care of it.

P.S: cuddlemii, I'd like you to contact me. My email is on my profile.
U sound really confident. I like that. Ok the joke is now stale. u joke section peeps are trying to joke arnd with this section. grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Help Cuddlemii Help! by Cuddlemii: 1:53pm On Jul 18, 2011
jaybee or ice, please can you close these thread please. Thanx

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