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@satani, what i even typed is not my usual tone. I'm calm today, I was just having fun. When I argue, you people would complain. When I play, I'm a little girl. Chei Ive sufferred. What do u want from me?

sexkillz protects me from sin and triple sinners

Take his user name seriously, only his armor of warfare is weird but just a disguise. Don't be fooled by the tie and close up ad. Ask about him at uniport

190:
^cuddlemii so you risk your life to be with sexkills when im there  

190:
^Hey you - Behave yourself

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@satani
You are officially my first friend that I'm going to diss.

Dude will you act reasonable for once. They asked us to nominate our favorite male poster. I picked him and 4 others. Are u vexed that I didn't mention your name and I don't have a crush on you. Deal with it. Ur so not my type! I am just not into you! Everything with u is so serious. What has born again and virginity got to do with this? I came here cos Sexykillz started the thread, sexykillz is my home boy. Don't u bother why u keep loosing ur girls to other guys, u need to up ur game. So what if I have a crush on Kpolli? It only shows he is four steps ahead of u, if I were u , I will ask him to school me .

@sexykillz baby, we wld meet up at our zones later.

kpolli:
nope she keeps supporting sexkillz, she is the one derailing our broda

Its the power of a lady & please help satani out. satani needs to get his groove back

kpolli:
so your saying he is either man-lover or a she

His picture is on his profile. You should be able to determine dt considering u are a he

kpolli:
confirmed sexkillz is a girl. . . . .

lolz, he is my friend O!

upendo 98:
chill out.
love is a heart and mind thing and u must connect in everyway.That wasnt love 4 me.
am happy satani hs found true love.check his signature.
My love is far away. In short am taken.
have fun pple.

Upendu baby

whats up?

Life is more difficult as a married person cos there is no going back but as a single person you still have an option and choices.

Marriage also comes with a lot of responsibilities hence you are now thinking for yourself, your partner, kids and immediate family.

Some marriages are so boring and stereotyped that a visitor can even predict the couples every move and act. Like robot couples or couples who excuse themselves before they can UnCloth, Rubbish! Abi before the kids come sef, my hubby wld free willy so that we can paint the whole apartment together. Kids come sef, we send them to granny once in a while. If it reaches unbearable state, we take it to the car, adventure with your partner makes u smile & giggle when u remember them. That's why u see some men jumping bikes from hold ups cos they can't wait to partake of their wife's treatment.

Marriage was ordained by God and enjoyable if you marry your own

@op, its your choice to make

@james

I am good. Im just cracking up over the comments on most romantic. Its serious sturvs oh.lolz

james me inlaw how r u dearie

@bhu why wld u think I was yoruba? anyways i am from everywhere

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=712088.msg8706749#msg8706749 date=1310538856]Dyt, you actually "listened" to me?  Awwww--you're so polite. 

Crankiest member --- Pweety4me.

The Racist---That german babe that's always up to no good---what's her name again---Katy86?

The Sexist--- He's a MILD sexist--2buff

Best command of English language -- Omo_to_Dun.[/quote]Now this twins thingy is getting scary. OMG he is!

bhusayor:
James is still asleep? What did you guys do overnyt?

rhetorical question,

Hello bhu baby

@upendo and sexykillz

abeg u guys should not mind satana. I was just trying to have fun jor. Blessings, yeah, dt kind of blessing,

satani23:
cuddle, u are the 2nd person i truly fell in love with on this forum after my Bhusayor, but u never believed in me, liked me or gave me audience. your stereotyped and biased view made u felt u know all about me, but u thought wrongly my dear. I full ground and also remain for hse. Just taste and see that the lord is good. U havent seem me yet my dear

Stick to Bhusayor oh, Im not yoruba abeg. Im from the east so u mixed up my tribe

190:
Kip to topik people  

I know u r referring to me. Sorry back to normalcy.

@topic of discussion:

Yes and No

Yes: some women are God sent so they inspire a man to be successful and challenge him to be responsible. They put God first before everything and respect the institution called marriage. They are meek and very understanding. They bring peace to the home. A man and A woman should be a team and eachother's backbone. Some women help in the running of their hubby's business and write proposals for their hubbies.

No: Some women are just daughters of Jezebel and the architect of men's downfall. So even if a man is successful they can still ruin him or prevent him from becoming successful.

Being successful is an individual thing. Its about your hard work & commitment; carrying your pillow of suffering early in life to lounge later. Some men have very good wives yet they are not successful.

Huh

I thot u wanted Upendo.

which tribe is dt

lolz. na wa oh

leu u r the same as connessieur. naughty boy

Satani u came back more strange o

so have u found true love now

Most men will give their right arm to date and marry a light skinned girl. : . Ok chocolate colour wld suffice .

Most Nigerian men will not marry a skinny woman but they would rather sleep with her instead. Many men from the western and eastern part of Nigeria believe that a woman is more beautiful if she has ample flesh, some men have been known to date only women who have big butts! Most Yoruba men are of the opinion that sleeping with a skinny woman is like sleeping with a man, but sleeping with a woman that has some ample flesh will give them something soft to hold on to.
Thank you mama.

An intolerant woman will sure have a hard time finding a man to settle down with. No Nigerian man wants a woman who will grill him at the slightest opportunity. If a Nigerian man suspects you to be intolerant of his (sometimes) bad behaviour, he will drop you like a hot potato.

. That can be arranged and worked on


Most men in Nigeria will never consider marrying a woman who is not gainfully employed or runs a business of her own. Gainfully employed women are at the very top of a searching bachelor's list. Praise Jesus!

Levels don change now, them no fit hold me again I'm 3/4.

satani23:
U did an incomplete job and now want me to correct your errors? Give me your password to the handle?

satani23:
Is that your girl friend in that pix?

Satani22,

Do u say these things for fun or u r for reals. I'm so changing my nomination. You are the wittiest, predictable. Na wa oh. I hail u, I salute u , I'm on my feet honoring right now.

Ok nice to meet u connoisseur

What have u come for

I am psychic

Connoisseur:
@cuddlemii
i believe you could feel the difference in the votes. Got to work harder

about your tutorial, if you would specify exactly what you need (web development s a broad topic), i might be able to get you what you need.

Who are u exactly. Why are u playing the role of leu and conn, lolz

satani23:
Pls nominate me as the biggest flirt cos i just mistakenly toasted a married woman?? Smh x3 ahahahahaha

There we go leuelliot, sorry baby!

leuelliot:
Hey!!! why is my name not among any there *Yells Cuddy*

What we share is not related to this na. We just started 2 days ago. Ok will give u special place

drunkards

Categories:          Names in bold

Best Female poster : iice, babe, yields


Best Male poster: Roland 17, 2buffs, Czar_Chris, Stagger, Kpolli (I had a crush on these ones just by mere posting)

Nicest Member :                       Yields, Dyt, Sexkillz/Leuelliot, Satani22, Upendo93, James-dman


Best Newbie (Registered in January 2011):  Sexkillz

Classiest Member:  Kandiikane, 2buff, Roland17, Goldielucks, iice


Member Who Should Post More Often: Czar_Chris, Roland17, Flashaldrin, Yields, 2buffs


Most Delusional Member: Akataboy, GB102


Member Who's Most Likely To Be A Good
Parent and Lover Now/In The  Future:  Roland17,  Flashaldrin
, 2buff, Upendo93, nayah, Mynd_44

Most Popular Member:  190, Dyt, Babe, natasha, MMM, ice


Most Predictable Member Akataboy (Anus), MMM (can I nyash u), dyt (comes in with a smile, hold me, ) Mrs Potatoe (Yeye fowl)


Best Thread Maker: Sexkillz, Rokiatu, Ms Potatoe

Worst Thread Maker: Satani22

Wittiest Member:  Yoru_Igbo, Cuddlemii, Mrs Chima, Born24uck

Biggest Flirt:  Dyt, James-dman, Satan22, 190, Leuelliot