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pregnancy is now contagious!!!!

hopebacy:
4. ’Boy’ and ’girl’ watermelons:
Many people do not know that farmers differentiate watermelons by gender. For example, ’boys’ are bigger, have an elongated shape, and a watery taste. The ’girls’ have a rounded shape and are very sweet.

why does this have more likes than the other points

Death by firing squad or lethal injection oooor, death by hanging, can't decide which is the best for these monsters.

so cute!

Never believed that story.

affliction shall not arise a second time.

so people actually listened to her celibacy message!?

Solstar:
This is what you must do to escape the game of your Ex.

1. Announce to your current girlfriend that due to her continuous association with your Ex, you feel like going back to your Ex and breaking up with her.

2. Then announce to your Ex, that you are interested in getting back to her in 3 months time.

Watch them view each other with hatred and enmity. It is called Divide and Conquer Strategy.

3. Then, get on chat with very beautiful third party girl and leave your phone carelessly for your girlfriend to see. That brings the confusion to the second order in the quadrant of confusion. This is called the Ripple Effect.

Watch both of them compete to serve you with all of their might, then create artificial scarcity to raise your value and be viewed as a God.

Then, when you have sensed that your present girl is frustrated enough, get her mesmerized with nice gifts and tell her the truth that this is games men play. And warn her to stay off your ex and warn your ex to stay off your radar.

There are exceptions to this game, if you are not a tough guy, do not try it. This game is for men with substance, not boys.

hahaha, this is so evil

NwaAmaikpe:



Marriage is the ultimate for Naija women o.
Because they rely on men for their existence.
So an unmarried woman is incomplete.

But a gold-digging Annie Idibia who is married to a philandering Tuface lacks the moral standing to talk about marriage.
It is hypocritical that a woman whose only life ambition was to officially marry Tuface now says marriage isn't the ultimate.

It is also ironic that a woman who stands in the way of her husband and his other children will talk about love.
Even more paradoxical is the fact that this same lady battered and kicked a woman out of her brother's house.
A lady whose only crime was to love a Macaulay.

And now Annie talks about love?
She should preach love to the Fulani herdsmen and not me.

wow, you know so much about her, you must be a relative or a neighbor.

Pharaoh001:
No....I don't do IG.... I'm just putting up to be a part time,sports blogger.

Did you also know that, Michy Batshuayi finished the season as Chelsea's top scorer in the FA Cup despite moving to Dortmund on loan in January

Really? I didn't know!

Pharaoh001:
19th May 2007: Chelsea win the FA Cup.
19th May 2012: Chelsea win the Champions
League. 19th May 2018: Chelsea win the FA
Cup.

definitely a CFC follower on Instagram.

iluvpomo:
sour sour sour .... What will you do in UCL next season?? Lose to Sevilla again ??

dayum!! Best reply ever!

osazsky:
don't worry they won't am with u guys,am preparing d concussion in Benin city by 5 I will bring out my toutise stand on it and start controlling man u players especially lukaku I gave the tortoise combatrine yesterday cuz anytime it poos man u must lose,I used it in bristol,Huddersfield, westbrom and sevilla games the result was 100% and this one won't b an exemption,no side effect too cos I will still need to drink part of d concussion, I will surmon all chiefs in Benin by 5, to help control those sturbon once like pogba and sanchez

Hahahaha. Crazy.

Chelsea sef that can fall somebody's hand

Ojoro123:
This’s bribe and not ethic for uniform man. How’s is he going to do his job deligently. If one of this people disobey the traffic I’m sure he would let them go scotfree as the birthday party bribed was received.

hahahaha after reading this comment my eyes just started peppering me as if somebody poured mangu pepper inside.

But this traffic warden is a fine traffic warden oo

My heart goes out to them. After reading this, Camila Cabello's 'Havana' is just playing non stop in my head

Nigerians no get joy sha, Just looking for a scapegoat to pour their frustrations on.

yarimo:
May God continue to bless ibrahim idris nigeria most competent IGP since 1960.

Sarcasm I presume.

The already have candidates for these positions.

I can't even begin to imagine the kind of pain his family is going through now. Dear God please comfort them.

so cute and colorful.

later today ehn, this is the kind of beating they're going to give one idiot that moved my 30k. I have no pity for thieves.

chubinwa:
Olympic has fallen.

World Cup join

"if your bweast turn to slippers o, cele go dey wear shoes" .. Uncle Davido like it like that so what is their own?

Nonso92:
Yeah platoon 5. Was described as the David amongst the 9 goliaths
So you probably were by my side.
Text me 816. 9691. 683

lol. ok.

Nonso92:
True, but there was a possibility you saw me..

Mr Macho 2nd position.

oh great. Platoon 5 or so. well miss Big, Bold and beautiful 5th position, lol.

justchill:
you have got a soul soothing smile , i could give you an obudu cattle ranch trip assurance

just chill bro, I don't need assurance

just opened this thread to make sure it's not my boyfriend taking another girl to obudu.

Nonso92:
Hi how come I didn't see you at all at Amada...

haha,1624 people there, no way you'd have seen me.

Epatty:
Ondo. What about you?

Gombe

Epatty:
Wow... All the best o. If you're redeploying to zaria or kd, let me know because I'll also redeploy

Ok. Where were you posted to?