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Autos / Re: Bought Brand New Registered Passat 2013 by Cumtroller: 7:29pm On Oct 22
Celebrities / Re: Ruggedman Tells Nigerians Not To Give Police Officers On The Roads Money Anymore by Cumtroller: 9:04pm On Oct 21
What is Popular about Ruggedman? The Nigga should focus on his barbing salon business in Ipaja and stop chasing clout.

If police stop you for dark corner by 11pm after you don mmanya well well with 2 wraps of Oshogbo weed for your stash you wan begin talk plenty? Untop say your papers don even expire?

Wisdom is profitable to direct. Know this and know peace.

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Car Talk / Re: Hyundai Staria Kinder: Best Looking Luxury School Bus by Cumtroller: 7:50am On Oct 14
OP it is called a Hyundai Staria.

Do not be a purveyor of wrong information.

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Politics / Re: Retreat: Ministers’ Sack Looms As Buhari Supervises Appraisal by Cumtroller: 9:45am On Oct 12
A dullard and serial non-performer is appraising fellow non-performers. Classic case of pot calling kettle black.

Our herdsman-in-chief does not even know the meaning of the word appraisal.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Nonconsensual Removal Of Condom During Sex, Illegal In California by Cumtroller: 10:02am On Oct 08
This legislation will be dead on arrival in Naija.

We prefer to go in "skin to skin". No matter how putrid the pvssy is.


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Scam: Woman Arrested For Selling Fake ECOWAS Employment Worth Over N47m by Cumtroller: 3:40pm On Oct 07
The Future is Female!!!!

Useless Vagina People!!!!
Politics / Re: El-Zakzaky: Nigerians Would Prefer Islamic Rule by Cumtroller: 9:23am On Oct 01
Many are Mad!!!!!

We in the South-East whole heartedly reject any notion of Islamic Rule. Keep your Sharia, Boko Haram, Banditry, and Talibanism firmly in Northern Nigeria.

This union called Nigeria is not working. We need a divorce.

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Cumtroller: 8:19am On Oct 01

The reply to your question was wrong. You need to check yr odometer to know if it's calibrated in miles or kilometers.

If it's 314miles, and you achieved that with 30litres (8.1gallons), then your mpg is 38.7, which I can almost say is impossible for city driving even for a corolla.

If it's 314km (196miles), then your mpg is 24.2 which is just fair for a corolla.

So recheck and be sure.

32 mpg for my corolla.

Phones / Re: Universal Charger: Do People Still Use This? by Cumtroller: 2:10pm On Sep 23
I use it to charge my preek. The state of the economy has really affected my ability gain and maintain an erection.
Health / Re: How Stabbed Cyclist, Afolabi Mabogunje, Died In LASUTH - Brother by Cumtroller: 9:40pm On Sep 22
So sorry for your loss. Nigeria has failed you.

And one bastard will tell me to share the same living space with these gworo chewing, cow fvcking barbarians.

To anyone who has the chance to leave this country, please do. Nigeria na dirty pit toilet. Not fit for human habitation.


Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Trafficker With N2.3b Cocaine At Abuja Airport by Cumtroller: 8:51pm On Sep 22
Development gone wrong.

Make he go chop watery beans.

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Crime / Re: 52-Year-Old Man Arrested For Impregnating His 16-Year-Old Niece In Ogun by Cumtroller: 3:37pm On Sep 22
A 52-year-old man, Jimoh Mutaliu was on Tuesday, September 21 arrested by men of Ogun state police command for allegedly impregnating and procuring abortions for his 16 years old niece.

The names highlighted in bold are one of the major reasons this country can never move forward.

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Crime / Re: 3 Phone Snatchers Stab Man To Death, Injure Another In Kano (Photo) by Cumtroller: 11:16am On Sep 22
Aboki Taliban


Politics / Re: Cui Jianchin Mulls Establishment Of Chinese Banks In Nigeria by Cumtroller: 7:45am On Sep 22
I know say Bubu don collect account opening and loan application forms .


Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Tasks Nigerian Navy, Others On Internal, External Security by Cumtroller: 7:12pm On Sep 21
A Navy that is planning to build a base in landlocked Kano State is that one Navy?

Useless Country....


Travel / Re: Life In Cyprus Is Not Easy - Nigerian Man Shares His Experiences (Photos) by Cumtroller: 12:55pm On Sep 21
OP is a bastard!!!

Even Turkmenistan is better than Nigeria.

If you see way to Japa abeg Japa.

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Autos / Re: 2012 Honda Crosstour by Cumtroller: 12:17pm On Sep 21
Used but not REG...

What does this mean? Does it add value to the vehicle?

Autos / Re: Extremely Clean 2008 Liberty Jeep (carefully Maintained By A Female Banker) by Cumtroller: 8:34am On Sep 19
The ac needs to be refilled.

I laugh in Swahili. Comot 5k fill gas and change your advert to "chilling AC, Moscow standard"



Celebrities / Re: Blackface Cries Out "No Nigerian Music Award Has Given Me One Award: VIDEO by Cumtroller: 1:48pm On Sep 18
Niggar it's simply because you are not worth receiving an award.

Even if you pay for it, dem still no go give you.

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Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah Hires Queen Temitope Ajayi As Ambassador For Image Laundering by Cumtroller: 1:15pm On Sep 18
Queen Temitope Labinjo, Queen of Miyetti Allah.

Shameless Afonja's at it again....

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Address UN General Assembly September 24 by Cumtroller: 12:22pm On Sep 15
Genocidal B*stard!!!!

Let him dress properly this time.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Address UN General Assembly September 24 by Cumtroller: 12:22pm On Sep 15
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday In Stunning Outfit (Photos) by Cumtroller: 11:43am On Sep 07
All I see is a Water Buffalo!!!!

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Travel / Re: Flooding In My Area In Asaba And Government’s Negligence by Cumtroller: 4:35pm On Sep 01
@ OP:No be you I see on Monday dey throway refuse for inside gutter?

Nigerians are the cause of their problems.

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Education / Re: Green Diamond Essay: Tell Your Nigerian Story And Win Up To N1m by Cumtroller: 4:33pm On Aug 31
I will write about our dullard president and his penchant for animal husbandry with a particular preference for cattle rearing.

Banditry, Terrorism, Corruption amongst other issues


Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Cumtroller: 7:56am On Aug 27
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Inaugurated As Chancellor Of Cavendish University Uganda (Pix) by Cumtroller: 6:01pm On Aug 26
See better person.

While our Grand Patron of Miyyetti Allah Cattle Breeders is busy inaugurating grazing routes and cattle ranches.

What Bubu cannot destroy does not exist.


Celebrities / Re: Real Warri Pikin Shares Family Photos & Motivational Message About Her Marriage by Cumtroller: 2:19pm On Aug 26
Who gives a flying fvck?

This fat, clout chasing, boring comedienne should shut the fvck up and get the hell out. I suggest she goes to sambisa and cracks jokes with bokoharam.

The major issue facing Nigerians is how to remove the dullard from Aso rock and this nonentity dey disturb us.


Autos / Re: SOLD!! Registered 2012 Toyota Avensis by Cumtroller: 7:56am On Aug 15
Heated leather seats
Automatic transmission
Alloy rims
Air conditioning
Push button start (Thumbstart)
Projector headlamps
Daytime LED
Bluetooth connectivity
Price: ₦4m
Call: 08123876782
Location: Lekki/VI

Politics / Re: Peter Mrakpor Divorces Wife, Joan Onyeamachi Over 2023 Governorship Ambition by Cumtroller: 4:48pm On Aug 11
I have nothing to say. Slawormir over to you

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Crime / Re: Muhammed Aliyu Agbaje, Fake Lawyer Arrested In Osun (Photo) by Cumtroller: 8:27am On Aug 08

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