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Car Talk › Re: Just Lost My Job, I Want To Register My Car On bolt by Cumtroller: 6:36pm On Sep 04, 2024
Pikadili:
Hi everyone,

I urgently need your help, just received mail that I have been laid off from my company as cost of running business is getting high, some of us the senior staff where told to go.

I don't want to stay home and be idle make depression no see me at all. so I'm thinking of registering my car on bolt or on indrive to sustain me, my wife and kid for now.

With my years of experience in this sector (fintech) I'm optimistic job will come sooner.

I'm in Abuja, can this sustain me for few months?
I'm sorry bro. I like your spirit. Remain positive, work hard and you will be rewarded.

Stay blessed
Crime › Re: Ondo Man Arrested For Shooting Rival In Concubine's Home by Cumtroller: 6:11pm On Sep 04, 2024
God1000:
This married man, Mr Ajagba Joseph aged 43 on 23rd of Aug, went to his concubine’s house n met a co concubine, he became angry and shot the other concubine with his single barrel gun, victim recuperating, suspect in custody and will soon be charged to court.




https://punchng.com/ondo-man-arrested-for-shooting-rival-in-concubines-home
If you want to destroy a Nigerian man, use the opposite sex.

Penis get head but e no get sense. As a man, control your sexual urge and you're on the right path to success.


Politics › Re: Governor Fubara Presents 100 Operational Vehicles To Rivers State Police Command by Cumtroller: 5:38pm On Sep 04, 2024
Crimecity:
As part of measures to effectively combat crime & criminality in Rivers State, I presented 100 vehicles to @PoliceNG, @RiversPoliceNG. It is in advancing our commitment to ensuring swift response to security emergencies & the protection of lives & properties in our dear State.
Rivers state with its enormous oil wealth and allocation cannot procure brand new vehicles for the Police. Just see the rickety third hand "Nigerian used and abused" Sienna and Corolla vehicles they bought. Utter rubbish!!!!
Don't ask me how much was spent, it ran into billions.

We really need to hold our leaders accountable.
Fashion › Re: D'banj Sings For Miss Universe Nigeria, Chidimma Adetshina (Video) by Cumtroller: 5:35pm On Sep 04, 2024
Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEqcpQWSkpc?si=uEsxIG-l5Qnb0ZdZ


Singer Dbanj was seen singing and dancing with the newly crowned miss universe Nigeria Chidinma Adetshina
D'banj should stop this attention seeking. His time is way past, we don't give a f*ck about you.
Autos › Re: Foreign Used 2014 Ford Focus N6.5m Only. by Cumtroller: 6:01am On Sep 04, 2024
Cargome:
call or WhatsApp
Post engine pics
Autos › Re: Foreign Used 2014 Ford Focus N6.5m Only. by Cumtroller: 12:04pm On Sep 03, 2024
Cargome:
contact: +234 8066 3984 99
5m serious buyer?
Autos › Re: Direct Toks 2013 Toyota Venza Limited Edition V6 Fullest Options - 18.5m - SOLD by Cumtroller: 2:10am On Sep 03, 2024
Adedaniel123:
Keyless Entry
Thumbstart
Panoramic Roof
Rev cam
Power Liftgate
Low Mileage
Duty paid
Excellent Condition

18.5m last
Available for nationwide safe-delivery
Call 09065411725
Accident free?
Politics › Re: FCT Minister Arrives China Ahead Of 2024 FOCAC by Cumtroller:
Wailers and Chestbeaters, if you do not like Nyesom Wike, go and hug the largest transformer in your neighbourhood!!!

He doesn't give two f*cks!!!
Family › Re: Help!!! How Can Someone Ln Australia Send Money To Nigeria by Cumtroller: 9:05am On Aug 23, 2024
Timeless100:
interesting!!! Are you saying with my first Bank Dom account details and Swift code he can send Australia dollar AUD to my first Bank Dom account? Is that possible?
Thanks
Yes it is possible. More interesting, if you don't have a dom account, give your friend your Naira account and FirstBank will cross convert the AUD to NGN at the prevailing exchange rate.
It's always better to receive in USD though.
Family › Re: Help!!! How Can Someone Ln Australia Send Money To Nigeria by Cumtroller: 9:35pm On Aug 21, 2024
Timeless100:
Good morning nairalands!!! Don't know if this is the right place to post but I really need help ASAP Someone I know wants to send me money from Australia but I don't know how to receive it. We tried western union, money gram but it couldn't go through Reason was because he's not a Nigerian ( he's not a Nigerian and not an Australian rather) just an Australian migraint that I met when I was still living in Dubai and we became so close as friends before he relocated to Australia ..
He said it would have been easier to send me money if he was a Nigerian and he equally tried other Means like worldremit, remitly, p2p etc which showed that some of the apps have stopped sending money to Nigeria, today I tried opening a Dom account from Nigeria banks but they told me that they don accept Australia dollar AUD
Please help me I don't know what else to do
I'm planning to travel to Australia any time soon and he's trying to help me with some money but the Means of sending the money is the problem..if anyone has a means that will help me to receive money I will grateful . thanks and God bless you all
Open a USD dom account with FirstBank and give the details alongside the SWIFT code to your friend who will then send the funds from his bank. Upon receipt, Firstbank will cross convert to USD at the official rate and credit your dom account. Withdraw in USD and change at a BDC.

I am speaking from first hand experience.

You can send FirstBank an email or call their contact center to corroborate this.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Fulham (1 - 0) On 16th August 2024 by Cumtroller: 6:32am On Aug 17, 2024
PaNnamdi:
Stop wasting your life gambling if u have 50k I can tell you something meanfiful to do with your life to get money if u don't know another thing apart from gambling

I don tell you
Bleep you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Fulham (1 - 0) On 16th August 2024 by Cumtroller: 7:51pm On Aug 16, 2024
I pray the new season be fruitful for me and my niggaz. Baba God go run am.

Sportybet must pay.
Crime › Re: Edo-based Businessman Kidnapped & Murdered In Oghara, Delta State (video) by Cumtroller:
The heart of the average Nigerian is desperately wicked. Wired to kill, steal and destroy.
Autos › Re: Low Budget Prado‼️‼️registered 2020(upgraded) Toyota Prado Going For N10M Only by Cumtroller: 8:46pm On Jul 30, 2024
WiseDon2:
LOW BUDGET PRADO‼️‼️

Pay N10M Instead Of N17M

An extremely clean *REGISTERED 2020(Upgrade) TOYOTA PRADO*…with custom duty paid in an excellent condition now available at *SALVATION AUTOMOBILES NIG LTD.*

✔️ First User In Nigeria.
✔️ It’s 2008 Upgraded to 2014
✔️ Comes with V4 Engine
✔️Ice Chilling Ac
✔️ Very Sound Engine & gear transmission.
✔️ Clean body and interior
✔️ Automatic drive
✔️ Buy and drive
✔️ Nation wide delivery

PRICE: N10,000,000

LOCATION: Abuja
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Extremely horrible car. Anyone that gets this scrap is suffering from acute inferiority complex.
Politics › Re: Bags Of Rice Donated By Tinubu Government Repackaged In Kogi, Sold To Residents by Cumtroller: 4:45pm On Jul 27, 2024
Wickedness resides in the heart of most Nigerians.
Autos › Re: .✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅...clean Mint Tokz 1998 Vintage Volkswagon Golf 3 Wagon...price 7.880m by Cumtroller: 7:03am On Jul 13, 2024
megyucyautos:
WhatsApp us +2347010213925
7.8m for this scrapheap? Are you for real or eye dey pain me
Politics › Re: Bismarch Rewane: Nigeria Moving From Debt Sustainability To Debt Trap by Cumtroller: 6:59am On Jul 13, 2024
SmartPolician:
Huncle Bismarch Rewane, it seems you have suddenly forgotten that you were appointed to serve in this government.

In fact, every APC government gives you the opportunity to serve as an economic policy adviser, what do typically achieve as a professional adviser?
You are not very bright. His job is to advise, it is left for the executive to either heed the advise or otherwise.
But they don't.
Autos › Re: Registered 2001 Lexus Rx300 by Cumtroller: 1:04pm On Jul 04, 2024
Aiykay:
Registered Lexus rx300
Neatly used
Chilling AC
Sound engine and gear
Price- 3.2m
Location- Osapa London/lagos island
Call/text: 08037551233
23 year old car
Celebrities › Re: Portable Has Dinner With Davido In Atlanta, USA by Cumtroller: 6:57pm On Jun 07, 2024
We4all:
There is a difference between talk and noise. He is always making noise.
And he's got more money than you. Stop hating on a nigga
Investment › Re: Lost My Job! Starting Afresh! The Journey! by Cumtroller: 7:25pm On May 12, 2024
RIPPLEEFFECT:
Today marked a courageous leap forward as I paid for my "SCUMOL." Despite the daunting journey ahead, I'm determined to proceed steadily, fueled by hope and ambition.

Good people, I can make money safely, swiftly, and successfully. Every process is premeditated. I just need capitalization fee with my affiliate as I can't stand independently due to high ECB capitalization of about 1.5M EGP equivalent in local currency.

The fee is locked and safe. It can be called back if need be. I just need a clean believer with foresight. Let's work down this road hand in hand.

I'll keep updating this thread with every baby steps I make progressively.

#1HK/PK/SD!!!
SCUML is free. .
Autos › Re: 1 Million Naira Loan With My Car As Collateral by Cumtroller: 10:14am On Apr 08, 2024
lamboloosta:
If the person is in Lagos no problem and if upon returning the borrowed amount, my car is as intact as I dropped it.
No problem.

Please if you have anyone that is available to loan, kindly share.
I will share. If you default in payment even once, the car ceases to be your property.
Autos › Re: 1 Million Naira Loan With My Car As Collateral by Cumtroller: 10:06am On Apr 08, 2024
lamboloosta:
Good Morning House.

Please I need a loan of 1Million for the period of 2months and I'd be using my original car documents as collateral.

It's a 2005 Toyota Camry XLE V6

Please if you have anyone that can offer to lend, kindly send me his or her contact.

You can also reach me via WhatsApp on 07031174249

Location: LAGOS

Thanks.
Drop the car and get your loan of 1m.
Autos › Re: Sold out Registered Used Gulf 4 N1.250k by Cumtroller: 5:43pm On Apr 02, 2024
Herkim:
Ac is working perfectly but it has leaking pipe
@ OP, Read this slowly. Does it make sense to you?

The AC system is faulty and not working perfectly. Buyers beware.
Autos › Re: Sold out Registered Used Gulf 4 N1.250k by Cumtroller: 5:42pm On Apr 02, 2024
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Car Talk › Re: My Car Current Is Not Stable by Cumtroller: 4:07pm On Mar 27, 2024
Kingzautos:
I drive a 2011 Toyota Camry 4 plug and Venza Engine, which I bought as Direct Belgium last year December. Fast forward to this year January to be precise. After parking my car for an hour, I tried starting it I notice that my speedometer stopped reading, my temperature gauge stopped reading, my Ac stopped working, Abs light came up, brake light came up.
I called an electrician that checked all fuse, Abs module and the brainbox no fault was detected the worst of it was that it was not communicating with a system scanner it was stating unable to communicate . So I decided to drive to Anambra state where I reside. Someone directed me to an electrician in Onitsha. On my way to Anambra state, I noticed that my car android music player tripped off and never came up.
When. I got to the electrician at onitsha I explained everything to him after which we bargained for his workmanship. So he started fixing the car while he was on it he said I shouldn’t stand close to him, he insisted I should go and sit down which I did. Within 30 minutes he had fixed the car same car that couldn’t be fixed for a month. I asked him what the problem was he was relunctant in telling me.
So I decided to buy a new android music player, I noticed that whenever I am driving it will turn off and on even when I am not driving. I got frustrated called another electrician recently to check why it is tripping off and on. I also noticed my door light is fluctuating and roof light slightly fluctuating.
When the electrician came I loosed the android music player from the dashboard he metered and we noticed that the current in the car is fluctuating and not stable. He unplugged and checked the terminals connected to my battery and noticed a current fluctuation. He concluded the alternator is not functioning well and needs to be changed to get a stable current. I noticed whenever my car is in idle the rpm clock will be slightly going up and down but not all the time.
Please my fellow Nairaland i need your advice I had to be detailed enough so you guys can advice me. Why is my car not having stable current could it be the alternator. Note my battery is very sound

Is your cruise control working ? I have the solution
Autos › Re: Tokunbo 2004 Asian Corolla Altis by Cumtroller: 8:10am On Mar 27, 2024
lendahand:
It is a left hand drive with leather interior and factory fitted alloy rim. It is a very strong car just cleared not up to 3 months ago.

Location: Lagos

Price: 6.5m

Contact: 09036961874( WhatsApp/call)
6.5m for 2004 corolla. Dey play!!!.
Autos › Re: Direct Belgium 2012 Lexus RX 350 - Duty Paid - 19m Net by Cumtroller: 8:51pm On Mar 07, 2024
Adedaniel123:
Directly Tokunbo
Keyless Entry
Keyless Ignition
Navigation Screen
Rev Cam
Sunroof
Clean Leather Seats
Power Liftgate
Duty Paid
Catalyst Intact

19m last
Call 09065411725
Available for nationwide safe-delivery
Should I tell them ?
Autos › Re: SOLD!SOLD!Honda Accord Tiger Face, Ota, Ogun state by Cumtroller: 6:43am On Mar 03, 2024
Intellect247:
Judging someone you don't know,don't you think your comment depicts some level of low emotional intelligence? I guess you were too blind to read that part that says "barely driven" because you're currently well driven by hatred towards an individual you don't know and you were too eager to tag one a dubious seller.

May the good lord forgive you and bring you to life everlasting. Happy weekend.

You are stupid with no one to tell you. Dumb, unintelligent scammer.

In one word you said the car is registered but not used. Second line you said registered but barely driven. What do we believe? I pity anyone gullible enough to fall for these lies.

Consistency with your words is key even when trying to scam.
Autos › Re: SOLD!SOLD!Honda Accord Tiger Face, Ota, Ogun state by Cumtroller: 12:35am On Feb 24, 2024
The car is registered but not used.

You forgot to add AC needs gas. Hallmarks of a dubious seller.
Autos › Re: A Cleaner 2014 Volkswagen Passat TSi**BARELY USED*** by Cumtroller: 3:26pm On Feb 16, 2024
MotorConnectz4u:
Model: Volkswagen Passat

Year of Manufacture: 2014

Interior: Leather

Transmission: Automatic

Engine: i4 cylinders

Location: Lagos

Price: ₦4,900,000(Open for slight negotiations)

Contact via Phone on 08120758227 and Whatsapp


Please take note: In order to curb fraudulent activities, No form of payment should be made or will be accepted unless after physical inspection and agreement. Thank you in anticipation for your patronage smiley smiley
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