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Autos / Re: Distress Sale. Tokunbo 2016 Toyota Highlander XLE - Low Mileage - 15m Last by Cumtroller: 6:34pm On Aug 29, 2023
Adedaniel123:
Low life...

Mr. Ade Daniel, have I lied or discredited your business? Why the name calling? All I have pointed out is the truth. It is left for your clients to decide.

I advise you to provide full disclosure to your potential clients. Some might still purchase your vehicles. God bless you smiley

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Autos / Re: Distress Sale. Tokunbo 2008 Lexus ES 350 Full Option - 5.7m SOLD by Cumtroller: 6:21pm On Aug 29, 2023
Car is not accident free. Minor impact though. You are dealing with a dubious dealer.

Autos / Re: Good Deal. Foreign Used 2015 Toyota 4runner SR5 - 17.5m by Cumtroller: 6:12pm On Aug 29, 2023
Dead Car.

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Autos / Re: Distress Sale. Tokunbo 2016 Toyota Highlander XLE - Low Mileage - 15m Last by Cumtroller: 6:08pm On Aug 29, 2023
This vehicle is a death trap. W
Destined for the scrap heap.

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Autos / Re: Direct Belgium 2021 Honda Accord, Brand New Standard, 2k Miles - 16.5m by Cumtroller: 6:03pm On Aug 29, 2023
Adedaniel123:
New Entry
Duty Paid
Thumbstart
2k Miles
V4 Engine
Economically Fuel Efficient
Surround Sensors
Led Headlamps
Navigation Screen
Automated Steering Wheel
Alloy wheels
Everything intact

Good deal - 16.5m
Call 09065411725


Available for Nationwide Delivery

Scrap

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Autos / Re: Direct Belgium 2021 Honda Accord, Brand New Standard, 2k Miles - 16.5m by Cumtroller: 11:38pm On Aug 28, 2023
Dead car

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Autos / Re: Extremely Clean Foreign Used 2010 Toyota Camry by Cumtroller: 12:41am On Aug 12, 2023
Mikocake:


Mind how you dish out words sir. A crook wouldn’t have posted the VIN. That shows transparency. Cars are inspected on purchase and if one is satisfied, pay. Please mind how you use words.

Oga shut up. You posted a car with a rolled back mileage of 107k whereas the real mileage is 380k. Is that not crooked character?

Nigerians and criminality are 5 and 6. God save anyone on this forum that decides to do business with you
.

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Autos / Re: Extremely Clean Foreign Used 2010 Toyota Camry by Cumtroller: 7:23pm On Aug 11, 2023
Mikocake:
Super Clean

Very Dead Car. I pity anyone that does business with this crook

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Autos / Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ Clean 2022 Cadillac Escalade...live In Nigeria...for SALE by Cumtroller: 8:42pm On May 08, 2023
MYAs2011:
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60m and we have a deal
Autos / Re: Distress Sales!! Registered 2020 Toyota Prado Going For N8m Net by Cumtroller: 11:14am On May 08, 2023
WiseDon2:
DISTRESS SALES!! Pay Today N8m instead of N12m📌📌📌

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Very ugly car. See as dem wrap the seat inside agege bread nylon. I pity the buyer.

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Phones / Re: Apple Savings Account With 4.15% Interest Rate Launched by Cumtroller: 7:51pm On Apr 17, 2023
I like this. Will open one I'm my mother's name to save my money.(Hakimi Style)
Phones / Re: Apple Savings Account With 4.15% Interest Rate Launched by Cumtroller: 7:48pm On Apr 17, 2023
Celebrities / Re: Blessing Douglas: My Wedding To Olusoji Jacobs Cost N10 Million by Cumtroller: 6:51am On Apr 12, 2023
Cumtroller:
This marriage will fail in 3 to 5 years. The signs are already plain to see.

Besides, she has no womb.

I was right. Marriage has crashed.
Autos / Re: 2022 Refurbished Prado Distress Sale!!! by Cumtroller: 5:38am On Apr 12, 2023
Kingkyle1:
Toyota landcruiser PRADO
2022 upgraded version, v8 model.

AC intact
Everything good.

Price is 16million naira negotiable.
Location Enugu
Number 09029024659



Very distasteful advert. 2004 lexus for 16million? Will you advise your family member to buy this rickety 20 year old piece of junk? Most Nigerians are wicked and evil.

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Health / Re: My Sister, Debbie, Died In LUTH Due To Lack Of Bed Space - Man Cries Out by Cumtroller: 2:29pm On Mar 16, 2023

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Car Talk / Re: Buying My First Car by Cumtroller: 6:03pm On Mar 15, 2023
post=121767077:
You have nice choices.

One of us @ wan do Give away with the below o....
For one lucky reader....
You not gonna pay a dime.
Na Baba God do am!

E clean shey? 😉
Clean and in perfect condition.
The Air condition is outta this world 🌎 mehn!
Our favorite part of the car for this hot season.


God is the Ultimate Boss sir.

Mention the name and model of the car and 'e fit be u ooooo'

Nissan Altima
Autos / Re: Buying My First Car by Cumtroller: 6:26pm On Mar 14, 2023
Germanhunter:
Continued…….
I will be needing (please) the help of the gurus here to choose the best ride for that price (1.8m) at most ….

My options
A clean Toyota Camry (2004 ——)
A clean Honda civic (2006 ——-)
And the cleanest and best cars available fr my price range
(By clean I mean body , interior ,gear and engine)

I have been a nairalander for a couple of years and I know that if there is a place I can get help or get scammed then it’s here on nairaland but then so also anywhere else has its + / -

Congratulations are in order. Do not be in a hurry. Take your time and you will definitely get a clean vehicle. Cars are like women, they are everywhere. Never buy online, do physical transaction.

Congratulations once again!!! I am full of joy whenever I see young niggaz progress. One love.....

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Politics / Re: 2023: Even Supporters Of Winners Disappointed With Process - US Diplomats by Cumtroller: 4:09pm On Mar 13, 2023
The American government should not meddle in our internal affairs as we do not meddle in her own affairs. Nigeria is a sovereign nation and should be treated as such and accorded due respect.
Any candidate who is not satisfied with the outcome of the elections should approach the courts. Simple.
Beware of the American government. They are the number one instigator of civil unrest, wars and violent regime change in the world.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Cumtroller: 11:54am On Feb 22, 2023
descarado:

Your property shouldn't be tied to monetary value.
That mentality is what kept Nigeria where we are today.


Whatever value - monetary or otherwise that anyone chooses to "tie" to his or her property is not your concern. Is it your property? Learn to think before typing.

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Politics / Re: Ortom: I'm Ready To Sacrifice My Senate Ambition To Ensure Peter Obi Wins by Cumtroller: 5:47am On Feb 21, 2023
Politics24:
I'm Ready To Sacrifice My Senate Ambition To Ensure Peter Obi Wins - Gov. Ortom

https://www.channelstv.com/2023/02/20/im-ready-to-sacrifice-my-senatorial-ambition-for-peter-obi-to-win-ortom/amp/

Failed Governor. Ortom is the one or the worst governors in the history of Nigeria. Someone who inaugurated wheelbarrows as development project. Nonsense

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Autos / Re: Sold:2013 Neatly Used Mercedes Benz C300 For 3.950m by Cumtroller: 8:09am On Feb 20, 2023
Olamzmillz001:
2008 registered Few months used , Mercedes Benz C300. Upgraded to 2013.
Custom entry is early 2021
Registered 2022
Parking censors
Reverse camera
Pop up screen
Bluetooth connectivity
Sun roof
Car is total accident free
Folding side mirrors
Bumpers painted
Price is 3.950m
WhatsApp/call:09166504138
Location is Ikotun,Lagos

Why did you wrap the seats in agege bread nylon? 15 year old Nigerian used car for that matter. Small yansh wan shake.
Business / Re: Minister Of Agriculture, Desmond Elliot, Others At The Tingo Foods Facility Lau by Cumtroller: 2:22pm On Feb 10, 2023
AlexReports:
Tingo Foods Processing Facility Launch: A Monumental Step towards Revolutionising the Food Processing Industry in Africa


Ishiperpe Village, Onicha Ugbo Aniocha North LGA, Delta State, 9th February 2023 - Today marks a significant day for the food processing industry in Africa as the foundation laying ceremony of Tingo Foods Processing Facility took place with top government officials, dignitaries, and representatives of the agricultural sector in attendance. The facility, set to revolutionise the food processing industry in Nigeria and across Africa, is the first of its kind and is expected to be operational in 18 months, creating 12,000 jobs, and has an estimated investment of 1.6 billion dollars.

The facility will process a range of food products, including fruits, vegetables, grains, legumes, tea, coffee, chocolate, biscuits, cooking oils, non-dairy milks, carbonated drinks, mineral water, and more, making it a great addition to the African food processing industry. Tingo Foods aims to provide a sustainable source of food for future generations and make farmers the heroes of the story.

"Today, we make a giant leap forward towards revolutionising the food processing industry in Africa," said Chris Cleverly, President of Tingo, Inc. "The launch of the Tingo Foods Processing Facility is a proud moment in our long-standing mission to provide a sustainable source of food for generations to come and empower the hardworking farmers who make it all possible."

The Minister of Agriculture, Dr. Mohammad Mahmood Abubakar, praised the project as the first Special Agro-Industrial Processing Zone and highlighted the importance and impact of private sector investment. He noted its crucial role in the development of Nigeria's agricultural sector.

Dr. Mohammad Mahmood Abubakar, Minister of Agriculture. "With its potential to create jobs, stimulate economic growth, and modernise the agricultural sector, the Tingo Foods Processing Facility is a shining example of what can be achieved through collaboration."

The President of the All Farmers Association of Nigeria (AFAN), Dr. Farouk Rabiu Mudi, spoke about the positive impact this facility would have on the agricultural industry and the surrounding communities.

"As a critical stakeholder in the agricultural sector, AFAN is proud to be associated with Tingo," said Dr. Farouk Rabiu Mudi, President of AFAN. "This project is a testament to Tingo's commitment to bringing positive change to the agricultural industry and the communities within, and we encourage farmers to fully support its successful foundation laying ceremony launch."

Tingo Foods PLC CEO, Neha Mehta, expressed her excitement about the project and emphasised the company's mission to transform the food processing industry in Africa.

"At Tingo Foods, we are fully committed to transforming the food processing industry in Africa and providing a sustainable source of food for generations to come, all while putting farmers at the forefront of the story," said Neha Mehta, CEO of Tingo Foods PLC. "This 1.6 billion dollar facility launch announcement is a testament to our commitment, and we look forward to working closely with farmers and local communities to ensure its success."

"The launch of Tingo Foods Processing Facility represents a major step forward in our quest to empower farmers, transform the food processing industry, and build a brighter future for Africa," stated Dozy Mmobuosi, Founder of Tingo Foods. "With this facility development, we are taking bold action to address the challenges facing the agricultural sector and bring about sustainable change to the continent and beyond."

A representative of The Governor of Delta State, spoke of the Governors support and excitement in seeing this investment made in the State. He spoke of the power of cooperation between the public and private sector stating, "This is exactly the type of project that should be under a Public-Private Partnership.”
Drawing from Dr. Cleverly, the Governor is keen to make the farmer the hero of the story.

His Royal Highness Obi Chukwumaleze of Onicha Ugbo, welcomed Tingo Foods PLC and its processing facility to the area, expressing his support for the initiative.

"On behalf of the people of this region, I extend a warm welcome to Tingo Foods and its processing facility," said the King. "We are eager to support this initiative and excited about the positive impact it will have on our community and the wider agricultural sector in Nigeria."

https://www.statepress.ng/2023/02/tingo-foods-processing-facility-launch.html

Desmond Idiot!!!

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Politics / Re: Some Of The Venue Given To Us For Our Campaign Were 'Oversized' - Datti (Video) by Cumtroller: 12:07pm On Feb 08, 2023
Angel021:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. Me and my siblings havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls no matter how small
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Sell your phone
Romance / Re: I Want To Do This Badly,someone Please Advice Me by Cumtroller: 7:42pm On Feb 06, 2023
managingpartner:
Never start a business with a loan.

This is not smart advice. OP,do a cost benefit analysis and if you will break-even after overhead costs then by all means take the loan.

This is 2023, avoid taking advise from people who are not wise.

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Food / Re: The okra soup I prepared with chikini money by Cumtroller: 5:40pm On Feb 05, 2023
Zonefree:

White knight in shining armour... Cos she told you she likes your maturity online, you now want to come and defend her. Oshe defender!

Don't mind the SIMPleton.
Career / Re: Which Is More Important, The Course You Studied Or The Result You Came Out With? by Cumtroller: 1:01pm On Jan 25, 2023
HazardAwka:
Is the Course you studied more important than the result you came out with?

For example: Mr A studied Medicine and came out with 3rd class degree.

Mr B studied Botany and came out with first class degree.

Does Mr A still have a higher chance of getting employed than Mr B?

3rd Class Degree in Medicine? I doubt the mental capacity of the OP.

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Crime / Re: Man Shoots His Brother-In-Law Dead For Cheating On His Sister In Delta by Cumtroller: 9:10am On Jan 25, 2023
May our preeks never lead us to untimely death.

Amen!!!!

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Autos / Re: Sold: Battery (alternator) Tester @#4,500(delivery Nationwide)- Anthony, Lagos by Cumtroller: 12:40pm On Jan 21, 2023
Lelepeautos:
12v batteries checking; the battery tester is an accurate status analysis for 12v batteries which double up as an alternator as well. it’s capable of delivering an exact analysis of charge and the status extend. buy a reliable and handy led battery tester, to ensure your batteries are always working at an optimum level. easy operation; this battery tester is made in a way that it is friendly, with helpful features such as extra-large clamps, intelligent led status indicators. just connect the red clamp to the positive terminal and the black clamp to the negative terminal, the led light will reveal the status of your car battery and alternator voltage. alternator state; switch the engine on, connect the two clamps, and read the alternator state. “good” green led lights up when the battery voltage is measured within a healthy range. “fault” red led lights up when the battery voltage is measured not in a healthy range. battery state; switch the engine off, connect the two clamps.

Contact: +2348100018739 for more information
Delivery Nationwide

I do not recommend this product. You'll be better off buying a Digital Multimeter than this. They are going for as low as 3k5 on Konga.
Romance / Re: Lady unknowingly Had 2 Kids For Her Son (Photo, Video) by Cumtroller: 3:22pm On Jan 15, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze26lI1WxYQ

Lady unknowningly has two (2) kids for her son shocked shocked

Take a listen!

Source:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnbkiZsjwmR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


This is one bad ass motherfucker!!!!!
Family / Re: My Neighbor Has The Weirdest Marriage Ever by Cumtroller: 7:45pm On Jan 05, 2023
@OP: Quit being a shameless busy body and learn to mind your business.

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Stabbing Peacemaker To Death In Bauchi by Cumtroller: 10:02am On Jan 05, 2023
“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God” (Matthew 5:9, NIV).

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