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Celebrities / Re: Rapper, DMX Dies At 50 - Family by Cumtroller: 5:30pm On Apr 09, 2021
I need you to save me a spot next to you and the Lord

I don't know when I'm comin but keep checkin the door.

I miss this niggur

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Crime / Re: 16 Gang Members On Revenge Mission Arrested, Paraded In Kwara by Cumtroller: 1:11pm On Apr 02, 2021
Afonja's are synonymous with criminal behaviour.

Autos / Re: SOLD! Awoof Regd. But Not Used 2003 Toyota Tundra Double Cabin by Cumtroller: 7:06pm On Mar 15, 2021
Registered but not used. grin grin

I pity who falls for this obvious lie and silly marketing gimmick.

OP is a clown!!!!
Crime / Re: Lecturer Jailed Over Romance Scam In Kwara State by Cumtroller: 8:11am On Mar 13, 2021
Afonja's on the beat once again.

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Travel / Re: How Can I Relocate My Family (4 Kids) To Canada? by Cumtroller: 10:10am On Feb 22, 2021
Start by carrying out a DNA test. You most likely will not be the father of all 4 kids.

Listen to my words of wisdom. Don't foot the expenses of taking another man's child to Canada.

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Travel / Re: How Can I Relocate My Family (4 Kids) To Canada? by Cumtroller: 10:08am On Feb 22, 2021
mindgamers:
Hi guys, please I want to know the procedures and the type of visa i can possibly secure to relocate my family and I to canada. (4 kids). I'm a clearing and forwarding agent and also sell car , my education : diploma in a university but can't even find my cert anymore, lol . so let's say a wasce holder, I've got a good POF with steady inflows , bond cert, treasurybill certificate, MMF cert, house certs . My wife is also a wasce holder.

No travel experience before, what is my chance of securing visas for my family and what type of visa can I possibly get with my educational and occupational levels , I've been self employed since I left school some 20 years ago . I'm not really looking forward to work in Canada persay but to continue my auto trades which I believe will sustain me and also give my kids a good startups.

kindly help out, gracia.
Crime / Re: Three Children Abandoned In Akwa Ibom After They Were Accused Of Being Witches by Cumtroller: 11:35am On Feb 12, 2021
1.Children accused of being witches abandoned in Akwa-Ibom.

2 Children used as "Spare-parts" by Afonja's in the West. Children raped by their parents / guardians and their skulls mined for money rituals in Ogun state. (Headquarters of Skull Mining)

3.Children used as suicide bombers by boko haram in the North. These kids are also professional almajiris and trainee bandits.

4. Children recruited into baby factories and breast milk extraction industries in the East.

I pity any child born in Nigeria. That kid is seriously scarred for life. Naija is not child friendly at all.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Cumtroller: 9:50am On Feb 03, 2021
Prestonn:
Village kitchen


How I make my tomato puree in Nigeria, I hardly buy from shops.


Tomato puree

Step 1.. Rinse the tomatoes under cool water

Step 2.. chop the tomatoes

Step 3.. Transfer to a pot and cook the tomatoes over medium high heat until they’ve released some of their juices and are tender, about 11  minutes.

Step 4.. Remove the pot of tomatoes from the heat and drain (separate the water they released) Allow the tomatoes to cool for like 5 minutes and  transfer to a blender and process until smooth.

Step 5..Transfer the pureed tomatoes into  zip-top bags or bottles and put in your Basil leaf(optional)and cover, place in the refrigerator, ready to use any time.

☆ For bbq (Chicken or Fish), add Rosemary inside the bottle not Basil.


Your love for pasta is legendary.

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Education / Re: Buckinghamshire Teacher Who Had Sex With 15-Year-Old Demanded Sex 6 Times A Day by Cumtroller: 10:09pm On Jan 29, 2021
Vagina people sef. Insatiable, sex crazed beings.

This just reminds me of my married neighbour Yemisi. That woman will fvck her bus driver husband wey dey drink Ogidiga bitters like purewater, fvck Alhasssan the aboki (for free provisions) and still come to my apartment for fvck all in a day's work.

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Investment / Re: Invest Right, Invest With Suntwist by Cumtroller: 11:34am On Jan 29, 2021
Better keep your money in the bank and sleep easy.

Useless scammers everywhere. Later they will tell you that they had some "unforseen" circumstances" that delayed the ROI.

Be wise.

Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed To Amnesty International: 'You Will Soon Lose Credibility' by Cumtroller: 7:36pm On Jan 28, 2021
Does he have any moral standing to talk about credibility when his whole life is a lie. Fulani asslicker in chief.

Afonja's at it again.

Tufia!!!! Afonja Ajokazi!!!

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Politics / Re: Orlu Clash: Nnamdi Kanu Orders ESN Operatives To Cease Fire, Return To Forests by Cumtroller: 3:19pm On Jan 28, 2021
Nigeriabiafra82:

You mustn’t type in bold in order to have erection


Is it your erection?
Politics / Re: Orlu Clash: Nnamdi Kanu Orders ESN Operatives To Cease Fire, Return To Forests by Cumtroller: 2:47pm On Jan 28, 2021
I have no fvcks to give anyone who dies on behalf of Cownu the coward.

Nor be only ESN, na MTN.


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Crime / Re: Rival Bandits Clash In Katsina, Many Killed by Cumtroller: 2:44pm On Jan 28, 2021
These bandits should relocate to the southwest enmasse.

Their uncle Akeredolu has given them land there.

Useless Afonja's.

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Sports / Re: Onuachu Named Man Of The Match In Genk’s Win Vs Zulten Waregem by Cumtroller: 2:32pm On Jan 28, 2021
Igbo Amaka!!!
Politics / Re: Arthur Okorie Uzoma Okowa Is Dead! Governor Ifeanyi Okowa's Father Dies by Cumtroller: 10:51am On Jan 28, 2021
So what should we do? Fry water?

Abeg pass me kpoli make I light up
Investment / Re: Money Kept In Bank Is Money Wasted by Cumtroller: 10:01am On Jan 28, 2021
Flee from scammers.

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Investment / Re: Turn Your Facebook Account Into Money Making Machine. Earn Up To $3500 Monthly by Cumtroller: 10:48am On Jan 27, 2021
You are making $5000 yet you are hustling all over nairaland looking for N2000 information fee.

You're one smart genius.

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Autos / Re: Tok 2011 C300 Mercedes Benz Sold sold sold by Cumtroller: 10:42pm On Jan 26, 2021
adeniyioluokun:
Location Magodo
Price 5.5m
08082065553
08067635392

Dubious seller. Since when did this become an AMG.

Buyer's beware. This seller has a criminal mindset with intent to defraud.
Crime / Re: Dead Newborn Baby Found Inside Gutter In Benue (Disturbing Photos) by Cumtroller: 8:09pm On Jan 21, 2021
Evil Woman. It takes a very evil and demonic heart to do this to an innocent child.

She will never know peace and die a painful death.

Right from the time of Adam these useless vagina people have been the cause of pain and suffering.

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Health / Re: Ondo Distributes 10,000 Rat Poison As Lassa Fever Spreads by Cumtroller: 7:33pm On Jan 20, 2021
Ondo state and bad news na 5 and 6

If it's not the story of their Fulani masters raping and killing them today, na Lassa fever tomorrow.

Federal Government should just convert the useless state to a Covid 19 isolation center.

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Politics / Re: 247 Fulani Women To Get N20,000 Grants From Federal Government by Cumtroller: 10:00am On Jan 19, 2021
So it is only Fulani women that deserve N20k. What value do they add to this country apart from breeding terrorists, bandits, bokoharamists and suicide bombers?

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Career / Re: Hilary Kelechi Madu Appointed NSCDC Acting Commandant-General As Gana Bows Out by Cumtroller: 7:54am On Jan 19, 2021
Igbos have been marginalized.

Common NSCDC and that useless gworo chewing, cattle rearing Fulani in Aso Rock still gave us "Acting Commandant-General".

I know they are warming up the seat for a Northerner.

There was once a country.


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Politics / Re: FG To Build 6 Correctional Facilities by Cumtroller: 9:01am On Jan 18, 2021
Four or Five of them should be located in the South West. Their level of criminality is alarming. Rape today, skull mining tomorrow. Armed robbery and all sorts of deviant behaviour has become the order of the day from these Afonja's.

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Celebrities / Re: Kechi Okwuchi Shares Weight Loss Transformation And Reveals How She Achieved It by Cumtroller: 3:06pm On Jan 15, 2021
Attention seeking behaviour. When she was adding weight did she notify the general public?

Aunty park well abeg.

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Celebrities / Re: Oluwanishola Ogudu Warns Ladies To Stop Sending Her Son, Boluwatife, Nudes by Cumtroller: 11:55am On Jan 14, 2021
Finestgal:
Wizkid's Baby Mama Warns Ladies To Stop Sending Her Son Their Nudes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V835A7evmLw

Wizkid baby Mama shola was live on Instagram and she was so so angry

She said that she is tired of grown up ladies sending her son nude pictures

She warns them to stop it, that she won't tolerate it again
Watch the video for more
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Of Akeredolu’s Chief Of Staff’s Wife Remanded by Cumtroller: 11:51am On Jan 14, 2021
Ibrahim Yao Malu, Bamo Yusuf Mohammed, Umaru Abubakar, Umaru Aliu, Abubakar Haruna, Suraja Umaru, Kiro Mohammed, Gambo Yusuf and Umaru Sanni.

Shameless Afonja's have sold their birthright to the fulanis. This is their reward. I will not be surprised if Akeredolu is replaced with someone from Bornu state

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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Kidnapped By A Rival Gang, Pays N1.5m Ransom by Cumtroller: 9:10am On Jan 12, 2021
North: Professional kidnappers, bandits and biko haramists.

West: Rituals, sexual depravity and skull mining

East: Igbo Amaka!!!!!

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