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Autos / Re: Super Clean BMW X6 With Original Custom Duty by Cumtroller: 10:48am On Feb 01, 2022
Everything is not working perfectly. Stop posting misleading adverts.

Electronic Power Steering malfunction.

Buyers take note.
Politics / Re: Sowore's NIN and PVC reactivated by Cumtroller: 1:46pm On Jan 31, 2022
So we should fry water? Useless information.


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Politics / Re: Dokpesi: If I Hate SE, I Wouldn’t Have Given IPOB A Platform On My Stations by Cumtroller: 10:22am On Jan 25, 2022
This fvcker should shut his dirty sewer of a mouth if he lacks something meaningful to say.

Hungry Political Jobber looking for relevance.

Useless man will have Boko Haram, ESN and Taliban TV Stations on his platform if they can pay for airtime. Daar Communications wey no fit pay staff salary.



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Family / Re: The Amount That Will Clear All Your Debt by Cumtroller: 2:18pm On Jan 23, 2022
Zee0007:
7,900 only. The money I owe the nurse that treated my sick, widow mum of chronic malaria.

If only I can get this money now, I will be the most happiest person on earth.

I don use style run from house because of this money.

Sell your phone
Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: Ghana To Dismiss Coach Rajevac by Cumtroller: 2:14pm On Jan 23, 2022
Wizkidfc:
No dull am

Do not use any referral code for the trove app.
Autos / Re: Reg 2020 Honda HR-V For Sale 10m Asking by Cumtroller: 12:10pm On Jan 23, 2022
Isobug:

He said HR-V

He just corrected it. Be guided
Autos / Re: Reg 2020 Honda HR-V For Sale 10m Asking by Cumtroller: 9:09am On Jan 23, 2022
This is not a CRV. Why the dubious advertisement?

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Politics / Re: The Nigerian Alliance (TNA) Candidates For 2023 Election (Full List) by Cumtroller: 8:20am On Jan 19, 2022
They are mostly professionals in failure.
Car Talk / Re: Capless Gas Tank; Who Can Identify The Vehicle by Cumtroller: 8:59pm On Jan 12, 2022
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Crime / Re: INSIDE LIFE: Mother Conspires With Son To Use Her Other Son For Money Rituals (S by Cumtroller: 2:57am On Jan 11, 2022
Afonja's at it again.

Depraved beasts

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Car Talk / Re: Capless Gas Tank; Who Can Identify The Vehicle by Cumtroller: 2:52am On Jan 11, 2022
GAZZUZZ:


very easy, stick a 16mm plug spanner in the hole, and pass the pipe through it.

Wrong.

There are two black plastic tabs inside. Depress both simultaneously and then stick your funnel or use a stick/screwdriver to open the cover of the fuel intake.
Without depressing those tabs, it won't open.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mali: ECOWAS Imposes Economic And Political Sanctions After Election Delay by Cumtroller: 8:52am On Jan 10, 2022
Even common ECOWAS dey place sanctions.

Nonsense.
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu's Open Letter To Her Triplet Sons by Cumtroller: 8:35am On Jan 05, 2022
Toddlers wey no fit read.


This woman should stop seeking attention. I will advise my Igbo sisters and brothers to learn from her ordeal and steer clear of afonjas in all forms.

Lesson learnt.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Risks 20-Year Jail For Defrauding American Citizens Of ₦272 Million by Cumtroller: 8:54am On Dec 22, 2021
Oluwaseyi Akinyemi

Afonja's keep running the name of our dear country through the mud. This is the major reason hard working , honest Nigerians find it extremely difficult to get Visas to Europe and US.

Afonja Ajoka!!!

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Business / Re: Which Bank Mobile App Has The Best User Interface In Nigeria? by Cumtroller: 5:39pm On Nov 20, 2021
Lit from FirstBank..

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Religion / Re: My Sexual Encounters With Apostle Suleman - Chioma Ifemeludike (Video) by Cumtroller: 11:26am On Nov 20, 2021
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



Real diamonds don't show up on x-ray images.


lipsrsealed

Do your research before spewing wrong information.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.stem.org.uk/system/files/elibrary-resources/2017/02/Diamonds%252C%2520x-rays%2520and%2520all%2520that.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjh47zK3Kb0AhUTQ0EAHSy9CYgQFnoECBcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3yweQN8RwpvcUVLOULyruI


Diamonds show up on x-rays.
Politics / Re: EFCC Confirms Investigation Of Samuel Ogundipe For Blackmail by Cumtroller: 8:19pm On Nov 19, 2021
Igbo Amaka!!!!

So much hatred for hard working Igbos.

Afonja Ajoka!!!

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Car Talk / Re: Please I Need Serious Help by Cumtroller: 6:41pm On Nov 19, 2021
blazzerrs:
please dont just view kindly help me out
you are not obligated to help me but please help me out
i cannot post an account number which isnt mine
please DM me and help me out
im begging you guys

Sell your phone
Crime / Re: Missing Young Boy Found Strangled To Death In Ebonyi State (Disturbing Photos) by Cumtroller: 9:41am On Nov 17, 2021
Nigeria is a Shithole.

If you can japa please japa. For the sake of your children.

May the soul of this innocent boy rest In peace.

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Crime / Re: Missing Young Boy Found Strangled To Death In Ebonyi State (Disturbing Photos) by Cumtroller: 9:40am On Nov 17, 2021
Aonkuuse:
A young boy of about 5 years old has been found dead few days after he was declared missing.

It was gathered that the incident happened in Amaokwu Amangballa, Afikpo North Local Government Area of Ebonyi State.

The deceased was strangled to death by unknown assailants and dumped by the roadside, salemreporters learnt.

A Facebook user, Prince Paul Okah who is an eyewitness wrote on Facebook;



https://www.facebook.com/100001060804309/posts/4917023105009668/?app=fbl
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A 26-Year-Old Lady And I'm 21 by Cumtroller: 3:40pm On Nov 15, 2021
Forget about her. Go and Hustle.

Young man, You are suffering from misplaced priorities.

Make money and then you'll have time to chase and/or be chased by numerous women than you can even handle.

Thank me later.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's Posthumous 117 Birthday: Anambra Declares Public Holiday Nov 16 by Cumtroller: 3:24pm On Nov 15, 2021
Can't we honour the great Zik without a holiday for fvcks sake!!!!

We are not serious as a Nation. Signs of a backward country.

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Car Talk / Re: What Car Can A Young Guy Get With A Budget Of 5M by Cumtroller: 3:04pm On Nov 15, 2021
Ammishaddai:
I can see you're being more stupid than necessary. Anyway, let me not engage you further before people start ranking on the same level as you

Fool!!!!

Nor be say you get landed property sef.

@ OP, please buy and enjoy your ride. No let person wey no get anything for this life dey follow you talk.

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Car Talk / Re: What Car Can A Young Guy Get With A Budget Of 5M by Cumtroller: 2:58pm On Nov 15, 2021
Ammishaddai:
[s][/s]Bros , I didn't ask you to come into my mentions to display your daytime foolishness. If you can't provide the OP with advice regarding his heart desire , then stop derailing the thread with rants that don't even come close to a logical way of making a point

You sound very pained. Next time learn to shut your mouth if you have nothing to say. Stop advertising the fact that you are a fool.
Car Talk / Re: What Car Can A Young Guy Get With A Budget Of 5M by Cumtroller: 2:27pm On Nov 15, 2021
Ammishaddai:
Bros, be wise and buy landed property. A car is not an asset , rather it's a liability that won't make you rich

You are not wise. Is it your Money?

If you have nothing reasonable to say please keep quiet. You typed what was on your mind and now we all know you are a fool.

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Family / Re: My Son Sent Home From School Just Now by Cumtroller: 12:21pm On Nov 15, 2021
Dropme:
I'm not a beggar bro. I have a job, but I don't want a situation whereby he won't sit for test 2morow and also his presence at home won't allow go to work. Also my phone isn't worth 3k

Will you shut that your dirty scamming mouth before I shut it permanently.

Phone is not worth 3k but you can post on Nairaland. You will die a painful death.

Go and hustle.

Family / Re: My Son Sent Home From School Just Now by Cumtroller: 12:00pm On Nov 15, 2021
Lazy shameless beggar with no iota of self respect.

Sell your phone and take care of your son!!!!

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Politics / Re: Igboho: How UK Firm Paid For Cotonou-Hamburg Flight Ticket by Cumtroller: 7:53am On Nov 11, 2021
I wonder how a human being can be so Ugly. Igboho should have simply transformed to a bird and flown to Germany. Afonja's and stupidity are like bread and butter.

He was betrayed by his fellow Afonja's. This is a family affair.

Igbo Amaka!!!!
Afonja Ajoka!!!

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