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Crime / Re: Bolanle Raheem: NBA Demands ₦‎5 Billion For Slain Lawyer’s Family by Cumtroller: 1:04pm On Dec 29, 2022

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Just Killed Green Snake In My Office by Cumtroller: 6:27pm On Dec 23, 2022
Rightmindset:
Very dangerous snake

Today is 23rd December and my account balance will make you shed tears.

Render help in this thread please: https://www.nairaland.com/7492281/account-balance-22nd-december-make

Thank you for helping an elderly person as any money will go to my mother and she'll pray good prayers for you.

If you're in Lagos I will get you a job in a block industry
Crime / Re: Ogun Motorist Bashes Car, Kills Owner For Complaining by Cumtroller: 5:31pm On Dec 23, 2022
Adeyemi Babatunde.

Case closed.

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Romance / Re: How Do Itell My Folks by Cumtroller: 2:59am On Mar 21, 2022
Candidlady:
My parents are trying to match me with a guy. Son of a family friend of ours. Note he is handsome, funny, and money is not an issue.


He just got back to the country, he is always at my place. Very funny dude. Iam not interested in a relationship with him.

Now the problem is mamana and fad wants it to work by fire by force... They feel iwill have the sense of responsibility once iget into a relationship

How do itell em igot a partner already and note if eventually itell em igot a partner they would wanna see the person ...

My dad might not even care but you see my MA? She will skin me alive lol.. She wants a grandchild lol



Buy an itel phone and call your folks

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Pets / Re: "Animal Rights Activists" Now In Ibadan (pictures) by Cumtroller: 3:09pm On Mar 13, 2022
They should be more concerned about the curbing the menace of skull mining and human parts business that the southwest is known for.

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari, Others Beg Court Not To Transfer Them To Prison by Cumtroller: 11:24am On Mar 07, 2022
Remand them in jail make hard men burst Abba Kyari yansh for prison.

Family / Re: Nasarawa Woman: "Why I Allowed My Teenage Son To Impregnate Me" by Cumtroller: 8:10pm On Mar 06, 2022
This is a regular occurrence and a norm in Ogun State. Particularly Sagamu and Odeda.

Nat-Geo aired a documentary on the prevalence of incestous relationships in South-Western Nigeria. I wonder when this evil act crossed over to Nasarawa state.

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Autos / Re: Nissan X Trail 2005 Model @ 1.250m SOLD by Cumtroller: 1:23pm On Feb 28, 2022
AC Needs refill.

I laugh in Russian. Oldest scam in the book.

Oga refill the AC with N2k and sell the car.
Family / Re: Help: My Brother Is Addicted To Gambling by Cumtroller: 8:00pm On Feb 21, 2022
He needs Rehab.

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Autos / Re: KIA Cerato 2006 With 4 Plug Engine And Cold Chilly A.C for sale @ N599k by Cumtroller: 7:41pm On Feb 21, 2022
Good Mitsubishi 4PLUG engine in this Kia Cerato!!!! �

Igwe must hear this.
Politics / Re: NAPTIP Secures Release Of 15 Nigerian Girls Trafficked To Mali by Cumtroller: 10:52am On Feb 21, 2022
They were very comfortable doing their olosho work in Mali and have secured a lawyer to sue the Federal Government for forcefully deporting them to this shothole.
Crime / Re: Omowunmi: OOU Graduate Is Missing In Ogun State (Photo) by Cumtroller: 11:47am On Feb 15, 2022
Ogun State!!!!

I hope she has not been awarded a full time Skullarship

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Romance / Re: Valentine Celebration. How Do I Organise One In My Office by Cumtroller: 8:26am On Feb 14, 2022
Do they even want to celebrate?
Romance / Re: How Will You, A Single Person, Spend Valentine’s Day? by Cumtroller: 12:53pm On Feb 13, 2022
With Jada Fire and Lexington Steele on Screen.

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Crime / Re: Couple Caught With Fresh Human Parts In Ogun by Cumtroller: 7:23pm On Feb 12, 2022
Afonjas!!!


Skull Miners from the South West !!!

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Autos / Re: Sold out 2008 Fairly Used Honda Civic @ Mushin by Cumtroller: 7:44am On Feb 12, 2022
170k. Very serious buyer

Want to butcher and sell as scrap. The car has no value.
Autos / Re: Veritascircle Investment Company by Cumtroller: 2:28am On Feb 10, 2022
Flee from all forms of scam.

A word is enough for the wise.
Politics / Re: Ortom: Several Attempts Made To Eliminate Me But God Kept Me by Cumtroller: 6:32pm On Feb 09, 2022
Between Ortom and Ikpeazu I wonder whom is the worst Governor in the history of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Ortom the Ortomatic continually uses the herdsmen crisis as the reason for his woeful performance as the Governor of Benue State.

An elected Governor who has not commissioned a single project but shares wheelbarrows and Umbrellas for POS kiosks as his dividend of democracy.

The good people of Benue have suffered greatly.



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Politics / Re: Oyo State Owes IBEDC ₦450 Million; Sealed Their Offices by Cumtroller: 1:55pm On Feb 09, 2022
Afonja's and Debt na 5 and 6.

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Politics / Re: Military Blames ‘Bad Weather’ For Not Engaging Terrorists In Niger State by Cumtroller: 1:53pm On Feb 09, 2022
But they can engage IPOB and ESN in the South East.

God will punish Bubu immensely.

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Politics / Re: Adulterated Fuel: Buhari Angry, Orders Query Of NMDPRA Head by Cumtroller: 1:43pm On Feb 09, 2022
Sack the Chief Executive Officer of the Nigerian Midstream and Downstream Petroleum Regulatory Authority (NMDPRA), Mr. Farouk Ahmed with immediate effect and replace him with a capable individual of South-Eastern extraction.

This is solution to the problem these incompetent gworo-chewing, head slamming quota people have caused for the suffering masses.
Crime / Re: Suspected Youths Seen Doing Rituals In Their Numbers (video) by Cumtroller: 10:19pm On Feb 08, 2022
There is freedom of Religion in the constitution. Why do we paint traditionalists / idol worshippers as evil people?

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Autos / Re: Ford Fusion 2015 3.7m Nigerian Used by Cumtroller: 7:14am On Feb 05, 2022
Used but not registered. OP, stupidity and foolishness runs in your lineage.
Celebrities / Re: MC Tagwaye Poses With His Cute Baby (Pictures) by Cumtroller: 2:26pm On Feb 04, 2022
Since the papa dey mimic buhari for a living, I pray the child ends up to have the same behaviour as buhari.

Amen.

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Romance / Re: A Female HIV Positive Patient Seeks Love/partner by Cumtroller: 11:49am On Feb 04, 2022
Does she have money? Being HIV Positive is not a hindrance.

Dating a broke HIV Positive Nigerian Woman is double jeopardy and the highest form of misfortune.

Na woman wey get money we dey love now.

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Car Talk / Re: In Need Of A Car Battery For Peugeot 504 by Cumtroller: 11:30am On Feb 03, 2022
I want to buy the 504. Post a pic.
Romance / Re: How Waist Bead Caused Fight Between My Girlfriend And I by Cumtroller: 10:17am On Feb 03, 2022
SIMPle man.

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