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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Cumtroller: 7:56am On Aug 27, 2021
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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Inaugurated As Chancellor Of Cavendish University Uganda (Pix) by Cumtroller: 6:01pm On Aug 26, 2021
See better person.

While our Grand Patron of Miyyetti Allah Cattle Breeders is busy inaugurating grazing routes and cattle ranches.

What Bubu cannot destroy does not exist.

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Celebrities / Re: Real Warri Pikin Shares Family Photos & Motivational Message About Her Marriage by Cumtroller: 2:19pm On Aug 26, 2021
Who gives a flying fvck?

This fat, clout chasing, boring comedienne should shut the fvck up and get the hell out. I suggest she goes to sambisa and cracks jokes with bokoharam.

The major issue facing Nigerians is how to remove the dullard from Aso rock and this nonentity dey disturb us.

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Autos / Re: SOLD!! Registered 2012 Toyota Avensis by Cumtroller: 7:56am On Aug 15, 2021
Kufie:
Heated leather seats
Automatic transmission
Alloy rims
Air conditioning
Push button start (Thumbstart)
Projector headlamps
Daytime LED
Bluetooth connectivity
Price: ₦4m
Call: 08123876782
Location: Lekki/VI

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Politics / Re: Peter Mrakpor Divorces Wife, Joan Onyeamachi Over 2023 Governorship Ambition by Cumtroller: 4:48pm On Aug 11, 2021
I have nothing to say. Slawormir over to you

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Crime / Re: Muhammed Aliyu Agbaje, Fake Lawyer Arrested In Osun (Photo) by Cumtroller: 8:27am On Aug 08, 2021
Afonja!!!
Car Talk / Re: I Need A Medium Sized Suv by Cumtroller: 12:46pm On Aug 06, 2021
I have a 2003 ML 350. AC chilling like Moscow, Sweet gear selection. But the engine overheated and I changed to a toyota Corolla engine.

Run and Drive.
Food / Re: N150 Tomato With Pepper In Birnin Kebbi (picture) by Cumtroller: 2:12am On Aug 02, 2021
Kebbi State is useless. Adds no value to Nigeria. Make we quickly divide this country abeg.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Honours Three Dead Policemen With ₦10 Million Each by Cumtroller: 8:02am On Jul 29, 2021
Chai, na so children go want make their police papa go do night duty.

Policemen are better off to their families dead than alive.

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Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo's Son, Alexander's Graduation In School (Pictures) by Cumtroller: 5:40pm On Jul 15, 2021
I pray the son never grows up to be a simp like his so called father.

Timi Dakolo na pussy ass n1ggar. ..

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: I Love All Ministers But I Am Not A Friend To Every Minister by Cumtroller: 1:08pm On Jul 13, 2021
And so?
Crime / Son Kills Dad, Sells Body Parts To Ritualists In Kwara by Cumtroller: 10:56pm On Jul 03, 2021
The Kwara State Police Command has arrested a suspect for allegedly selling the body parts of his father, Michael Olagunju, to some ritualists in Kajola, Odo-Owa in the Oke-Ero Local Government Area of the state.

Olagunju was allegedly murdered on his farm at Kajola last Thursday by his son who connived with some ritualists to remove Olagunju’s body parts, including his two hands and his heart.

A brother of the deceased, who spoke to our correspondent on condition of anonymity, said the family members were convinced that the suspect had a hand in his father’s death.

“That is why we handed him over to the police,” he added.

The Police Public Relations officer in the state, Ajayi Okasanmi, confirmed the incident.

He said, “A farmer was killed on his farm at Kajola in Odo-Owa last week. One suspect has been arrested in connection with the crime. The Commissioner of Police, CP Mohammed Bagega, has ordered discreet Investigation into the matter.”
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Nnamdi Kanu Will Get A Fair Trial by Cumtroller: 11:02am On Jul 01, 2021
Sentence him to Jail for 600 years!!!!

Make watery beans and anal rape his lot.

Kanu the Coward.

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Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho's Wife Abducted By Gunmen by Cumtroller: 9:46am On Jul 01, 2021
Lies from the pit of hell.

Sunday Igboho has a case to answer. I strongly suspect he has mined his wife's skull for spare parts to fortify his power.

If you know, you know...

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Investment / Re: Recommended Salary For Startup by Cumtroller: 5:53am On Jun 29, 2021
No.

Pay the minimum wage.

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Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Learning The Malowa/Palliative Dance (Video) by Cumtroller: 4:00pm On May 07, 2021
Useless Afonja Specimen.

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Politics / Re: Impeachment: Senators, Reps Divided As Afenifere Backs Mbaka’s Verdict On Buhari by Cumtroller: 12:19pm On Apr 30, 2021
Inasmuch as I hate buhari, This useless money loving Mbaka is a bastard.

Political Reverend Father that has turned the pulpit to an office.
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Denied Being Placed On Hold By The President During 2016 Nimbo Crisis by Cumtroller: 2:57pm On Apr 28, 2021
Ugwuanyi is an extremely ugly man!!! Fulani loving, ass licking Governor.

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Politics / Re: Legislative Aides Protest Non-payment Of Salary Arrears by Cumtroller: 2:55pm On Apr 28, 2021
Nonsense!!!

They should resign honourably. To "aid" no be by force.

Politics / Re: Sierra Leone Thankful To Nigeria, Others At 60th Independence Anniversary by Cumtroller: 2:39pm On Apr 28, 2021
Afonja Simp. Fulani pet project.

Specialist in Ass Licking.

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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Moves To Criminalise Open Defecation, Signs Into Law Abia Water Bill by Cumtroller: 2:32pm On Apr 28, 2021
Useless Governor.

There are more pressing issues at hand. IPOB, ESN, Herdsmen, extreme poverty amongst others yet he is fixated on the fecal habits of his people.

Why criminalise open defecation when there are no public toilets?
Career / Re: My Mum Insists "Medicine Or Nothing" by Cumtroller: 1:19pm On Apr 27, 2021
I'm sorry but your mum is intellectually retarded with a backward, archaic and myopic mindset.

She needs mental emancipation. I won't mince words, your mother is a destiny killer.


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Politics / Re: Osinbajo To Represent Buhari At Sierra Leone’s Independence Event by Cumtroller: 8:40am On Apr 27, 2021
This man has three doctorate degrees in simping.

Afonja asslicker in chief.

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Politics / Re: Fire Guts Katsina House Of Assembly Complex by Cumtroller: 11:55am On Apr 21, 2021
Fire guts "Sensitive Documents".

As usual!!!.
Career / Re: IGP Usman Appoints Inuwa As Force Secretary, Retains Mba, Owohunwa As PRO, PSO by Cumtroller: 7:19pm On Apr 09, 2021
Northern Police Force!!!

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Sports / Re: Umar Sadiq €60m Move To Bayern Munich by Cumtroller: 6:10pm On Apr 09, 2021
This Player is not worth up to Z$60 million Zimbabwean Dollars.

He is better off herding cattle.

Kelechi Iheanacho we know, Sadiq we don't.

Igbo Amaka!!!

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