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Celebrities / Re: Lady On "30-Day Fasting And Prayers" For Hushpuppi (Photos) by Cumtroller: 7:01pm On Dec 29, 2020
ebukajay184:
A Nigerian lady from Enugu state, Ella Ada, claims she recently went on 30 days of dry fasting for Hushpuppi, the suspected Nigerian internet fraudster, arrested by Dubai police in June 2020, IgbereTV reports.

Ella shared photos of herself on the mountain, burning a candle as she prayed for Hushpuppi who has been extradited to the US to face charges bordering on internet fraud.

Ella wrote:


https://www.facebook.com/103736154834514/posts/175950937613035/?app=fbl
Autos / Re: 2015 Mercedes-benz C400 (C43 AMG) Toks by Cumtroller: 10:55pm On Dec 21, 2020
This is not an AMG.

Buy at your own risk from an obviously dubious seller.

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Business / Re: Lady Shed Tears Of Joy As Man Buys All Her Goods & Gifts Her Christmas Hamper by Cumtroller: 4:02pm On Dec 18, 2020
[quote author=Cumtroller post=97199292][/quote]

Go and hug a transformer
Business / Re: Lady Shed Tears Of Joy As Man Buys All Her Goods & Gifts Her Christmas Hamper by Cumtroller: 4:02pm On Dec 18, 2020
Goodness34:
Am begging all nairalanders to look into my matter and lend me a hand am dying please help

Go hug a transformer

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Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz GL450 2008 Model(used) by Cumtroller: 3:42pm On Dec 18, 2020
Nothing to fix yet the infotainment screen is bad.

Flee from this vehicle to avoid sad stories
Sports / Re: Giannis Antetokounmpo Signs $228 Million Deal - The Richest In NBA History by Cumtroller: 8:57am On Dec 16, 2020
Watch how Vagina people will start hustling this young man.

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Crime / Re: Christiana Ayeni Sent To Prison For "Checking Female Students Private Parts" by Cumtroller: 4:28pm On Dec 13, 2020
"Christiana Ayeni" Shey she forget something inside the pvssy?

Afonjas at it again!!! Always in the news for the wrong reasons.

Igbo amaka, Afonja ajoka!!!.
Crime / Re: Woman Discovers Hard Drugs In Hair Attachment Given To Her To Send Abroad (Video by Cumtroller: 2:26pm On Dec 12, 2020
The heart of man is wicked. Know this and know peace.

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Autos / Re: 2013 Volkswagen Tiguan SOLD SOLD SOLD by Cumtroller: 7:53pm On Dec 11, 2020
greatstephenho:
Bought brand new from stallion motors
Year model 2013
Milage 97977
Engine 2.0L
Ac chilling very fine
Buy and drive
Price 2.5m

WhatsApp or call 08034783992

NOTE: Serious buyer only.

1.9m
Crime / Re: Body Of Unidentified Woman Found Dumped By The Roadside In Ibadan (Photos) by Cumtroller: 8:18am On Dec 09, 2020
She has been used for "Spare Parts"!!!

Afonjas on the beat!!!

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Politics / Re: Marketers Kick Against ₦5 Reduction In Petrol Pump Price by Cumtroller: 7:54am On Dec 09, 2020
Evil marketers. What goes up can never come down in Nigeria.

This country is cursed.

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Religion / Re: Should I Be Worried About This Black Cat? by Cumtroller: 10:12am On Dec 06, 2020
Be worried about your broke condition.

Instead of you to worry about making money you are worrying about an innocent black cat. Poverty resides deep in your mindset. Flee from mental slavery.

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Car Talk / Re: Audi A6 2006 Nigerian Fairly Used For Sale by Cumtroller: 11:38pm On Dec 05, 2020
maolygs:
The car was brought into Nigeria in 2013 and he doesn't always use it bcus he has some other cars too.

"He doesn't always use it" Yet drivers seat don dey tear.

Flee from this vehicle to avoid stories that touch
.

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Travel / Re: 10 Fun Things To Do In Abuja This Christmas: A 2020 December To Discover (Pics) by Cumtroller: 4:13pm On Dec 03, 2020
Also try to visit airwaves In wuse 2 for a taste of africa.

Thank me later

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Crime / Re: Kidnapped Chinese Expatriate Released After Payment Of N100m Ransom In Ekiti by Cumtroller: 9:42pm On Dec 02, 2020
Lies, chinese no dey pay ransom.
Politics / Re: ACP Egbe Eko Edum Killed In Calabar by Cumtroller: 6:08pm On Dec 02, 2020
Assistant Commissioner of Police killed like a fowl. There is no hope for the common man in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Judiciary Tops ICPC Corruption Index With N9.4bn Bribes In Two Years by Cumtroller: 6:01pm On Dec 02, 2020
Can they break this down geographically? According to a United Nations study, most corrupt cases emanate from the Northern and Western parts of this country.

Celebrities / Re: I Am Still Looking For Husband – Linda Ikeji (Photo) by Cumtroller: 12:29pm On Dec 02, 2020
Just take a look at Temi Otedola and Mr. Eazi (Oluwatosin Ajibade). She bought him a Range Rover some days ago.

Do same to any Afonja and he will profess undying love for you and plan your wedding in less than 2 weeks after meeting.

Wait for Mr. Right. God will bring him to you.

Afonja Ajoka!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Buys A Range Rover As A Christmas Gift by Cumtroller: 4:41pm On Dec 01, 2020
Will this Simp of a Man shut the fvck up already!!!

Car wey Temi Otedola give am this bitch nigga dey claim say he buy am.

Shameless man.

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Politics / Re: Crude Oil Discovered In Benue In Commercial Quantity - NNPC by Cumtroller: 12:19pm On Nov 20, 2020
Benue and other states in the vicinity should tow the line of Zamfara and sell the Crude to the Federal Government.

This country no balance. Fvck Buhari!!!

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts 12.05 Kilograms Cocaine At Abuja Airport by Cumtroller: 4:39pm On Nov 19, 2020
Okorie Cyprian Raymond.

Development gone wrong. Please kill the niggarrr

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Okonkwo To Her Husbay, E-Money: "You Are All I Desire In A Man" by Cumtroller: 8:47pm On Nov 13, 2020
Go and hustle so your wife will praise you like this because "brokeness" is not of the lord.

Wahala for local man wey no get money.

Igbo Amaka!!!

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Autos / Re: Toyota Camry 2014 Nigerian , SOLD by Cumtroller: 1:01pm On Nov 05, 2020
Cheapdealz2:
toyota camry 2014 nigerian used , tokunbo standard
price:3.5m
location: abuja
whatsapp/call: 09079071058

no issues,
4 plugs engine

toyota, camry, 2014, nigerian used, leather interior

When direct US or Canada Toks is around 3.5m. You want to sell this dubai scrap of a car for 3.5.

Nonsense
Romance / Re: What Made You Visit Him or her And You Vow Never To Visit Him or her Again? by Cumtroller: 10:26am On Oct 29, 2020
justino57:
The guys n girls should share their experiences here

Her smelling cvnt!!!! Kpekus wey dey stink like dead fish.

Fine girl wey no get shame. Some ladies are scum!!!
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Cumtroller: 5:40am On Oct 24, 2020
Akposy:
Most beings on nairaland are always lurking around the corner, impatiently waiting for people to make mistakes or share a perception different from theirs so they can tear the person apart.
Their unforgiving and sentimental analysis is legendary. I'm still oblivious of how you hide behind your keyboards to cancel people you can't confront in reality. The cancel culture on NL is just something else.

Most of these defaulters never or rarely make positive contributions (post food pics, give out recipe or share food inspiration) here. Their likes are always pained that people are posting, cooking and eating good food. I didn't come this far on this thread by cancelling people or hating on their amazing food pics. On the contrary, they pushed and inspired me to improve my "foodieness", get a culinary degree and improve on my food photography skills.

To all that have actually contributed positively to this thread, I sincerely appreciate you guys. It ain't easy cooking, taking food pics and posting online.

I was banned from posting here, reason I haven't posted for a while.
Permit me to take my official leave and unfollow this thread, lemme enjoy my incognito mode. Naysayers and sentimental analyst, I'm withdrawing my pot from your kitchen. You guys can go about drooling your pains on the next big thing.

Meanwhile, you can DM me for your vegetable farming/gardening consultation. I help novice and beginners grow vegetables at home and for commercial purposes.

The electric oven is still available for pickup. The other lady said I should keep it for her but it has been over 6 months and I haven't heard from her.

Enjoy my yummy Scones. Inspired by Mariahangel

Stop attention seeking. If you want to unfollow thread, please unfollow. There's no need for a long epistle. Validation seeking Akposy.

P.S. Were you able meet your goal of begging people on this same thread to donate money for you to bake meatipies for the #endsars protesters who didn't ask you?

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Cumtroller: 5:39am On Oct 24, 2020
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Investment / Re: Oxford Agrovest Investment With 41% Roi by Cumtroller: 7:27pm On Oct 14, 2020
It will end in tears. Flee from scammers.

Celebrities / Re: Increase Police Salary - Erica Nlewedim Tells FG by Cumtroller: 1:25pm On Oct 14, 2020
The protests should be to encourage the much needed Police reforms and not about ending sars. Will you stop using water because someone drowned?

See the appalling salaries our police men and women are paid. A corper even earns close to what a constable who spends gruelling hours under the elements with little or no work tools earns monthly.

If you pay peanuts you get monkeys.


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Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Benue (Graphic Photos) by Cumtroller: 9:24pm On Oct 12, 2020
See as the idiot shit for body sef.

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