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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Cumtroller: 5:40am On Oct 24, 2020
Akposy:
Most beings on nairaland are always lurking around the corner, impatiently waiting for people to make mistakes or share a perception different from theirs so they can tear the person apart.
Their unforgiving and sentimental analysis is legendary. I'm still oblivious of how you hide behind your keyboards to cancel people you can't confront in reality. The cancel culture on NL is just something else.

Most of these defaulters never or rarely make positive contributions (post food pics, give out recipe or share food inspiration) here. Their likes are always pained that people are posting, cooking and eating good food. I didn't come this far on this thread by cancelling people or hating on their amazing food pics. On the contrary, they pushed and inspired me to improve my "foodieness", get a culinary degree and improve on my food photography skills.

To all that have actually contributed positively to this thread, I sincerely appreciate you guys. It ain't easy cooking, taking food pics and posting online.

I was banned from posting here, reason I haven't posted for a while.
Permit me to take my official leave and unfollow this thread, lemme enjoy my incognito mode. Naysayers and sentimental analyst, I'm withdrawing my pot from your kitchen. You guys can go about drooling your pains on the next big thing.

Meanwhile, you can DM me for your vegetable farming/gardening consultation. I help novice and beginners grow vegetables at home and for commercial purposes.

The electric oven is still available for pickup. The other lady said I should keep it for her but it has been over 6 months and I haven't heard from her.

Enjoy my yummy Scones. Inspired by Mariahangel

Stop attention seeking. If you want to unfollow thread, please unfollow. There's no need for a long epistle. Validation seeking Akposy.

P.S. Were you able meet your goal of begging people on this same thread to donate money for you to bake meatipies for the #endsars protesters who didn't ask you?

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Cumtroller: 5:39am On Oct 24, 2020
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Investment / Re: Oxford Agrovest Investment With 41% Roi by Cumtroller: 7:27pm On Oct 14, 2020
It will end in tears. Flee from scammers.

Celebrities / Re: Increase Police Salary - Erica Nlewedim Tells FG by Cumtroller: 1:25pm On Oct 14, 2020
The protests should be to encourage the much needed Police reforms and not about ending sars. Will you stop using water because someone drowned?

See the appalling salaries our police men and women are paid. A corper even earns close to what a constable who spends gruelling hours under the elements with little or no work tools earns monthly.

If you pay peanuts you get monkeys.


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Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Benue (Graphic Photos) by Cumtroller: 9:24pm On Oct 12, 2020
See as the idiot shit for body sef.
Politics / Re: Comparing UK And Nigeria Protest/Strikes By Lauretta Onochie by Cumtroller: 2:43pm On Sep 28, 2020
Lauretta made a lot of sense to me.

We should follow the rule of law when proceeding on industrial action in response to government policies.





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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man For Sodomizing His Son In Bauchi (Photo) by Cumtroller: 11:13am On Sep 27, 2020
God have mercy, that child is scarred for life.

This act is extremely prevalent in the Northern and South- Western part of this country.
Investment / Re: Oxford Agrovest Investment With 41% Roi by Cumtroller: 11:01am On Sep 27, 2020
Scammers!!!


He who has ears, let him hear.

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Celebrities / Re: "I Have Serious Depression" - Baba Fryo Cries Out For Help by Cumtroller: 3:28pm On Sep 26, 2020
Who gives a fvck what you are suffering from? When you dey fvck ashawo for ajegunle dey enjoy your money were we there? Abeg shift.

We all have issues. Don't be a bitch about it.

Pvssy ass niggar!!!

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Investment / Re: Century 21 Freedom Group by Cumtroller: 5:38pm On Sep 03, 2020
Darthvader93:
A group called Century 21 Freedom group are offering free start up loans and empowerment to young entrepreneurs in Kaduna and Abuja.

Does any Nairalander know if they're legit? Please help.


Abeg don't waste your time on this. Na GNLD products you go dey sell.

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Politics / Re: NPDC Mulls Nationwide Crash Of Cooking Gas Price by Cumtroller: 1:03pm On Aug 22, 2020
Managing Director of NPDC, Mr. Mansur Sambo.

A northerner as usual. There was once a country....

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Sports / Re: "I Need To Speak To Messi" - Koeman by Cumtroller: 9:32am On Aug 20, 2020
And suck his cockk while at it. Ass licking weakling of a coach.

Simp Koeman...

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Romance / Re: Does She Want Me To Make A Move? by Cumtroller: 8:46am On Aug 20, 2020
She wants to help shave your bushy anus.

Romance / Re: Pst Adenowo: Stop Disgracing Ur Husband: What Do U Need The MAN'S Money For? by Cumtroller: 6:07pm On Aug 19, 2020
What does this pastor need tithes and offerings for?

Greedy hypocrytical thing.

Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Visits Cross River, Inspects Projects With Governor Ayade by Cumtroller: 3:30pm On Aug 19, 2020
FFK is a restless and extremely uncouth Afonja specimen. What is he looking for in the south-south? Always roaming about aimlessly and talking recklessly.



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Education / Re: Universities Awarding Degrees In Less Than 6 Months, PhD Below 1 Year - NUC by Cumtroller: 6:37pm On Aug 18, 2020
LAUTECH and Onabisi Onabanjo University are the worst culprits.

Very useless institutions of higher learning producing half baked graduates. The only thing their graduates excel at is prostitution and advance fee fraud.



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Religion / Re: Olumba Olumba Obu Hands Over To Son, To Be Coronated As ‘King Of Kings‘ by Cumtroller: 10:50am On Aug 07, 2020
In other news, a factional leader of the Brotherhood of the Cross and Star has rejected moves by Olumba Olumba to hand over to his son.

Police and other security agents have been called in to avoid a total breakdown of law and order......

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NYSC / Re: Prospective Corps Members Appeal To NYSC To Reopen Camp by Cumtroller: 10:43am On Aug 07, 2020
Leave the camps under lock and key. Hungry corpers want to collect allowee without minding the health and general well being of the wider populace.

These evil and wicked corpers want to spread Covid-19 and HIV. Leave the camps closed abeg. Let them stay at home. It is not by force to serve Nigeria. I can serve myself.

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Autos / Re: Distress sale - Mitsubishi Attrage 2014 - Nigerian Used by Cumtroller: 8:13pm On Aug 06, 2020
80k last

Keke better pass this one

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Business / Re: Share Your Annoying Market Experience by Cumtroller: 7:45pm On Aug 06, 2020
It happened in Lagos. Ikotun Market to be precise.

A very fat, dark woman with prominent tribal scars washed her child's anus, dried her hands on her wrapper and wanted to sell Ijebu garri to me with the same disease infested hands. She even scooped a few grains for "tasting", claiming her people make the best drinking garri in the country.

I came to a conclusion that moment. They are all the same, extremely dirty with zero personal hygiene.

Tufia!!!

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Politics / Re: Two Edo Assembly Speakers Emerge by Cumtroller: 3:53pm On Aug 06, 2020
Hon. Victor Edoror, alias Tiger, is lawmaker representing Esan Central in the Edo Assembly.

What do you expect from a lawmaker whose nickname is a wild animal? This one is ready to viciously attack his opponents physically and spiritually.

I need to leave this Jungle called Nigeria.

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Crime / Re: 2 Arrested In Ogun For Scamming Nigerians With Dollar-Washing Fraud by Cumtroller: 8:39am On Aug 06, 2020
Gutter Journalism!!!

Since when did people of South-Eastern extraction start having Owu Tribal Scars? The suspects are clearly indigenes of Owu, an historical city in Abeokuta, the capital of Ogun State, Nigeria

I wonder why some media houses take delight In denigrating a particular tribe.

Say no more, this is Afonja on Afonja crime.

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Car Talk / Re: Check Out This Beautiful New Mercedes-benz X-class Pickup by Cumtroller: 6:27am On Aug 05, 2020
Rubbish vehicle based on Nissan Navara pickup

Mercedes Benz don discontinue am sef.

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Politics / Re: Monguno: Buhari Plans To Overhaul Security Architecture by Cumtroller: 5:17pm On Aug 04, 2020
Is it this man below? All na audio.

Nigeria is finished.

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Politics / Re: $500m Loan: No Plan To Take Over Nigeria’s Sovereign Right — China by Cumtroller: 3:56pm On Aug 04, 2020
Believe the Chinese at your own risk.
Politics / Re: $500m Loan: No Plan To Take Over Nigeria’s Sovereign Right — China by Cumtroller: 3:54pm On Aug 04, 2020
Business / Re: Shehu Sani: Shoprite Exit Will Help Local Supermarkets To Grow, They Can Go by Cumtroller: 1:14pm On Aug 03, 2020
Fool.

Bad policies and a harsh operating environment is the bane of other supermarkets and businesses in general, not Shoprite.

Does this Man know the huge number of local suppliers shoprite has engaged? Or does he think the fresh produce and other items stocked in the supermarket are all imported. What about Jobs and tax income that will be lost with the exit of shoprite?

Many are mad and this is a classic example. He should cut his hair to allow sense permeate his skull.



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Religion / Re: UK Told To Withdraw Foreign Aid From Nigeria Due To Killing Of Christians by Cumtroller: 7:54pm On Aug 02, 2020
Nigeria and Foreign Aid be like Weed and Rizzla. Giant of Africa wey like to dey borrow and beg anyhow.

I just wish we can be colonised once more. This country is finished.

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