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 Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by Cumtroller: 5:41pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
What are we to do with this useless piece of information? Will it reduce the price of fuel or evict that gworo chewing terrorist from Aso Rock? Try dey wash your Anus. Nonsense!!! 49 Likes 7 Shares |
| Car Talk / Re: 2013 Toyota Camry Hybrid, Should I Import To Nigeria by Cumtroller: 2:56pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
You will struggle to find a buyer. Your business capital will be tied down and expected profits will vanish due to you having to sell below cost to recoup whatever you can. Buy a clean title non hybrid Camry and thank me later. P.S. Dollar to Naira is $1 = N475. Be wise. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Taiwo Adeyemi: "White Garments Churches (Cele) Are Not Fetish" by Cumtroller: 2:33pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
What is fast rising about this one? He be like bread wey dem no add yeast for bakery. It will never rise. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
| Travel / Re: Nigerian Ladies Stranded In Lebanon, Call On Government For Help To Return Home by Cumtroller: 3:20pm On Jul 31, 2020 |
See as dem dey speak Yoruba language dey discuss how dem go settle matter for shrine. I wonder what they went to do in Lebanon sef. E no go pass olosho work. Some people are bent on tarnishing the name of this country. Nigeria will be great again!!! Let us not evoke tribal sentiments, we need a change in this country. 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Business / Re: Is Abuja Still Lucrative For Business? by Cumtroller: 9:36pm On Jul 29, 2020 |
Oga please relocate your "Spare Parts" business to Ogun State. Skull Mining is extremely prevalent in that axis. You will be overwhelmed with demand. Market will not move in Abuja. Thank me later... 1 Like |
| Family / Re: Wife & Mother-In-Law Fight Over Who Will Sit In Front Of Her Husband's Car by Cumtroller: 10:42am On Jul 29, 2020 |
Listen to them speaking Yoruba while disgracing this country. Nawa. I taya for Naija 4 Likes |
| TV/Movies / Re: KiddWaya & Erica Boobs: Will This Fresh Scandal In BBNaija Be Ignored Again? by Cumtroller: 10:28am On Jul 29, 2020 |
Of what benefit is Big Brother Naija to the Nigerian Youth? This is the question that should be on everyone's lips. 4 Likes |
| Phones / Re: Here's Why You Can't Call Your Number From Your Phone by Cumtroller: 3:52pm On Jul 24, 2020 |
Buhari needs this information. Always wasting his time being useless instead of solving Nigeria's problems. Just negodu!!!. 10 Likes
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| Politics / Re: Details Of The N75bn Fund Approved For Nigerian Youths Between 18 & 35 Years by Cumtroller: 11:34am On Jul 23, 2020 |
All lies and propaganda. This is the Northern Youth Investment Fund. We all know who the final beneficiaries are. Nigeria is a caliphate ruled by the Fulanis. We are all slaves to the gworo chewing, cattle herding dictator. 12 Likes |
| Properties / Re: Tenants To Pay 6% Stamp Duty - FIRS Tells Landlords & Property Agents by Cumtroller: 11:08am On Jul 23, 2020 |
God Punish Buhari.. Landlords should focus on collecting rents instead of this bullshit. Are they tax collectors? If my landlord brings this up I will just delay rent till his brain resets. My neighbor is kuku owing 3 years rent sef Once again, God Punish Buhari 317 Likes 24 Shares |
| Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Tattoos Her Son’s Name 'Munir' On Her Wrist by Cumtroller: 9:38am On Jul 23, 2020 |
Watch as Children of hate from the West Side bash this damsel. I wonder why they are so full of envy and hatred towards Igbos. RIDE ON JARE. Igbo Amaka!!!! 3 Likes |
| TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: 2face Idibia Supports Kiddwaya by Cumtroller: 8:45am On Jul 23, 2020 |
Where is Efe of BBN 2017. I always knew that he will never make it in life. Talentless soul. I see an Efe in Kiddwaya. Bullshit might take you to the top but wont keep you there. If kiddwaya likes he should get JayZ , Kanye and Pasuma to support him, he will never make it in life. 18 Likes 3 Shares |
| Autos / Re: Bmw 325i For Sale by Cumtroller: 8:24am On Jul 23, 2020 |
ahmadgtx: Has the Airbag ever deployed ? |
| Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2012 Hyundai Sonata by Cumtroller: 5:24pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
350k. This car model was built with a defective engine. It will knock sooner or later. |
| Politics / Re: Governor Zulum Extols Igbo Spare-Part Traders, Promises Financial Support by Cumtroller: 2:24pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
SmartProf: They call themselves spare parts traders. Skull Mining and Rape is their only contribution to Nigeria... 3 Likes |
| Properties / Re: Three-storey Building Under Construction Collapses In Ebonyi (photo) by Cumtroller: 2:20pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
Ebonyi. The Black Sheep of the South-East. Bad news and negativity is synonymous with this shit-hole. God's Forsaken State. Tufia!!!! 1 Like |
| Car Talk / Re: Lexus Rx 350 2010 Or Toyota Venza 2010 by Cumtroller: 10:10am On Jul 22, 2020 |
Buy Both 6 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 20 Tips That Will Get You Closer To Your Dream Job by Cumtroller: 8:20am On Jul 22, 2020 |
Utter Balderdash The first tip is to know a "Big Man or Woman". That letter of recommendation, phone call or business card is key. Second and most important is to be a Northerner. 1 Like |
| Education / Re: 7 Reasons Why Degree Holders Are Poor By Malam Mamuda Kabir DUTSINMA by Cumtroller: 10:13pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
This Gworo Chewing Fulani forgot the real reason. Government is the major employer of labour in this country and Northerners constitute 98% of Government employees. In fact, the Government is the North. The educationally backward Northerners have cornered all the Jobs in the Country. They have placed themselves in juicy positions and allocate the Jobs to their kinsmen. Even our President does not have a WAEC certificate yet rules a country of over 200m people. 17 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics / Re: Garba Shehu To Release Tape Of Isa Funtua’s Visit To Sowore by Cumtroller: 9:52pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
I never regarded Sowore as someone with the cerebral capacity to lead a kindergarten class talk more a Nation of over 200m diverse people deeply divided across ethnic and religious lines. He should have been left to rot in DSS custody. 33 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics / Re: Orji Kalu, Okorocha, Other Members Of S’East APC NASS Caucus Meet (Photos) by Cumtroller: 9:14pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
Okoroawusa no be South Easterner. He has since been disowned. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics / Re: Governor Umahi Sacks 1,800 Aides, Gives Reasons by Cumtroller: 7:43pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
1800 Aides!!! What kind of fvckery is this bikonu  Ebonyi State is a backward and useless state. The Black Sheep of the South-East. The entire state should be vacated and converted to farmland. Or donated to the Ghanaian Government. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Education / Re: Private School Teachers, How Have You Guys Been Coping? by Cumtroller: 3:51pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
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| Crime / Re: Woman Defrauds Victims Of N179m, Uses N139m For Sport Betting, N1m To Pay Tithe by Cumtroller: 2:46pm On Jul 21, 2020 |
Nkechi Mercy Ikogwe. I doubt if this is her true name. Since when did people of Igbo extraction begin to have pronounced claw like tribal scars on their faces. This is fraud. A calculated attempt to smear a particular tribe Gutter journalism... 28 Likes 5 Shares |
| Agriculture / Re: Please Help! My Chicks Legs Are Getting Bent Day By Day!! by Cumtroller: 11:35am On Jul 20, 2020 |
I will love to have the deformed chicks. At least I can prepare small stew with it to tide me through these hard times. Please let me know your location if possible, I will come for pickup. God bless you. 6 Likes |
| Science/Technology / Re: How The Blackest Fish In The Sea 'Disappear' - Scientists Explain (Photos) by Cumtroller: 9:19pm On Jul 19, 2020 |
If we catch am for Naija we go still chop am. I blame Buhari for Nigeria's deplorable and pitiable state. Insecurity, Poverty, and total "backness" has enveloped this country while he sits in aso rock chewing gworo. It is finished with Nigeria. 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Race For NASS Clerk Intensifies, As 5 Jostle For Omolori’s Job by Cumtroller: 12:13pm On Jul 17, 2020 |
Arch Amos Olatunde Ojo; secretary of legal matters, Bala Mohammed Yabani, Clerk of the Senate, Nelson Ayewoh, Clerk of the House of Representatives, Patrick Giwa and director of legal services, Ademola Adebanjo are jostling for the juicy position. Ndi Igbo have been sidelined as usual. I wonder what we are still doing in this sham union called Nigeria... |
| Food / Re: See The Big Monitor Lizard I Caught At My Backyard This Evening (pictures) by Cumtroller: 10:15am On Jul 17, 2020 |
Visit a building site. God will bless the fruits of your labour. Aren't you ashamed of begging up and down? |
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