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FamilyRe: DNA Test Palava (What Do I Do?) by Cunnilingus(m): 8:25pm On Jun 27, 2021
Bro don't bulge. No DNA NO Money. That child isn't yours.

Few years ago I had a fling it resulted in a pregnancy. The lady in question was in love with me but I wasn't. When she told me she was pregnant I told I had doubts but will do my part till the baby is born then we go for the DNA. Well I actually forgot about the DNA. When the baby was 3 months this girl called me and asked that we go for the DNA within the week. On the said date she was there already waiting for me. Fortunately the boy was mine. Now am in love and planning to marry her
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu, Behold The Buhari We Know By Uche Aguoru by Cunnilingus(m): 8:55am On Jun 26, 2021
PoliticsRe: Bandits Invade Kaduna Barracks, Steal Cows Owned By Army Officers by Cunnilingus(m): 10:36pm On Jun 25, 2021
Na family affair
PoliticsRe: Maduka Joins List Of Legends Azikiwe, Ojukwu, Ekwueme, Obi As Pride Of Ndigbo by Cunnilingus(m): 7:52pm On Jun 25, 2021
BKayy:
Nnamdi Azikiwe as Legend of Igboland? Lol grin
It is obvious the OP doesn't know anything about Ndigbo.

The OP should have asked himself why Nnamdi Azikiwe's statues always get burnt whenever their is an uprising in Igboland like the last Endsars.

Should have also asked yourself why there is no holiday in Nnamdi Azikiwe's honour in Igboland.


Nnamdi Azikiwe's statue is still standing because it is guarded by Nigerian Military. Once Nigeria ceaes to exist, the statue will be thorn to pieces..
Azikiwe, Peter Obi and Ironsi are not Igbo legends. That status is reserved for Ojukwu, Michael Ọkpara, Akanu Ibiam, Col Joe Achuzia, Osita Osadebe, Oliver De Coque, Chinua Achebe and on the contemporary MNK

As for the Maduka guy, he is a stooge of the Caliphate
Unknown Gunman spotted
RomanceRe: After Introduction, I’m Seeing Too Many Red Flags by Cunnilingus(m): 10:13am On Jun 24, 2021
mugnmuffin:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have an issue that has been on my mind for weeks now. My fiancé and I have been dating for over three years. I love him and he loves me too. We are physically attracted to each other. We’re both catholic but since I graduated, during my service year I gave my life to Christ, got saved and left the Catholic Church. So I’ve been a Pentecostal Christian since then. He on the other hand is still catholic. I subtly try to nudge him to consider getting saved, i.e acknowledging Christ as lord and savior and becoming born again but he is content with his laidback Christian life.

Earlier this year, he asked to meet my parents and I let him. My parents like him especially because my younger sis is married and they have been waiting for me too. They’re glad I’ve someone. However, after the introduction,I regret it. I’m now certain that he’s not the one. I think about my spiritual life and how lukewarm he is about the things of God, I think about kids and how we’ll raise the, with such differing views about God and I’m discouraged. I feel like I’m settling because he checks all the boxes on the checklist of physical attributes. Another mistake I made is, I didn’t pray about this decision and that worries me because anything that involves him,I just act with pausing to ask God, but I always ask God about other aspects of my life. So it’s like my associating with him is a minus for my spiritual life and that’s a huge cause for concern.

At this point, I want to tell my parents I am not convinced it’s him but I’m afraid of the disappointment this will cause. *sigh* I’ll appreciate your thoughts, comments, criticisms...
What is wrong with you folks? Are you worshipping a different God from him. My next door neighbor and a devout Redeemed member beats the shit out of his wife. Just two nights ago I had to force their door open when the woman started shouting someone help. Anyways I gave him better beating
PoliticsRe: LIRS: Workers To Pay More Income Tax In Lagos by Cunnilingus(m): 8:34pm On Jun 18, 2021
KingOfAmebo:
Good.

Meanwhile, All IPOB miscreants living in Lagos should immediately relocate to biafraland.

You can't be shouting "We Want Biafra" while sitting in your spare part shop in Lagos.

Relocate to biafraland if you are serious about exiting the Zoo...you can't be making money in the Zoo and still be disturbing our cyber space with your nonsense.

Arrant stupidified daftness.
No Igbo man that is really making money in Lagos wanta Biafra. But you see those one that aren't really fortunate enough are the ones clamoring for Biafra because they think Biafra will be an Eldorado where they will now be opportuned to be rich. Someone that has a container enroute Nigeria no send Biafra
PoliticsRe: Enugu 2023: Nwobodo, APC Chairman, Others Make Case For Enugu East by Cunnilingus(m): 3:44pm On Jun 18, 2021
goshee:
If you arent in the good book of Sen. Chimaroke Nnamani you are going no where. Enugu east is dominated by "" EBE-ANO"" members and Frank nweke contested agaist Nnamani when Sullivan ostracized Nnamani
Nna you see politics, no permanent friend or Enemy only interest.
Actually Frank Nweke is the most qualified amongst the interested individuals from Nkanu East. God forbid Gil Nnaji gets any public office. He will be worse that Gburugburu
PoliticsRe: Enugu 2023: Nwobodo, APC Chairman, Others Make Case For Enugu East by Cunnilingus(m): 7:11am On Jun 18, 2021
Frank Nweke Jnr for Governor. Any other thing is a hullabaloo
PoliticsRe: 6 Soldiers, Unknown Gunmen Killed In Ohafia, Abia State by Cunnilingus(m): 7:51pm On Jun 12, 2021
Rip to the dead soilders. The UGM shall rot in hell. Alaigbo will be peaceful soon. Na aha Jesus Amen. Ọma adịrị NK na nma. Onye Ara nọ Obodo oyibo amụ ye Alaigbo ọkụ
FamilyRe: How To Get Over Trauma Of Wife Past Life by Cunnilingus(m): 11:14pm On Jun 10, 2021
kenoyad:
No, I didn't turn up for the traditional introduction cause I only went with my younger brother and three friends to her family house for introduction, I didn't go with my parents and family. Ii just don't want to have kids with multiple women but it's like a sore on my heart.
Oga move on forget that lady. God is warning you now oh. That lady smell like trouble
InvestmentRe: Chinmark Partnership To The World by Cunnilingus(m): 11:50pm On Jun 01, 2021
Blessanniempire:
God forgive you for such a heartless reply to my post
Okay am so sorry �. Truth be told Chinmark is a ponzi. Nigeria is already hard enough people shouldn't lose their money in this hardship. I'm so sorry
InvestmentRe: Chinmark Partnership To The World by Cunnilingus(m): 9:45am On May 31, 2021
God punish you and that Chinmark
Nairaland GeneralRe: See How VP Yemi Osinbanjo Computer Numbered The List Of Dead Army Personel by Cunnilingus(m): 12:54am On May 23, 2021
No Igbo man on the list. Isn't God wonderful. May they continue sidelining us in Jesus name.
PoliticsRe: Igbariam: IPOB Accused Of Killing 19 Fulani People In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by Cunnilingus(m): 4:13pm On Apr 26, 2021
https://www.nairaland.com/6524591/igbariam-attack-fulani-herdsmen-accused

Same pictures from this thread. Mods which is the reals new here
CelebritiesRe: Cancer: Helen Mccrory Dies At 52 by Cunnilingus(m): 9:41pm On Apr 16, 2021
Pastorjohn2:
Daughter of Jezebel
I only hope she gave her life to christ after living such a sinful life.
You are an idiot. F you anuohia
PoliticsRe: Sullivan Chime Celebrates His 62nd Birthday (Photos) by Cunnilingus(m): 11:51am On Apr 11, 2021
Sullivan Iheanacho Chime? Enugu people miss you. You really transformed Enugu. During your tenure we bragged with our state. It is well with you.

But you see that fool there now. Na Devil go punish am. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi bụ Ezigbo Ewu
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar, Orji Uzor Kalu And Bola Tinubu, Which Is Better? by Cunnilingus(m): 3:40pm On Mar 28, 2021
orisa37:
He is a FOREIGNER.
Akụkọ.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar, Orji Uzor Kalu And Bola Tinubu, Which Is Better? by Cunnilingus(m): 1:00pm On Mar 28, 2021
badoh:
As the 2023 election for office of the president keeps drawing nearer, the three political gladiators that stands better chance of getting the tickets of their respective political parties is Atiku Abubakar, Bola Tinubu and Orji Kalu. From all indications, PDP is likely going to pick it's candidate from the North going by recent comments attributed to key officers of the party like rivers state governor(Nyesom Wike). They believe to stand a chance of winning the election, a northern candidate will be better as the candidate would pull the numbers for them and this northern candidate will likely be Atiku Abubakar(Former Nigeria's Vice president.
Atiku do not enjoy cult followership in the North like Muhammadu Buhari enjoys but he has the financial muscle and enjoys considerable support from the north to slug it out with any southern candidate. However, what could likely work against him is people's perception that he enriched himself with govt funds during privatisation era of Olusegun Obasanjo's regime which his boss also confirmed.
From the APC side, one candidate whose name keeps coming up here and there is Bola Tinubu, former governor of Lagos State. Tinubu is seen by many as a politician who decides who and who becomes what, in lagos state. Some say he's corrupt and labelled him bullion van thief. However, it is interesting to know that no court of competent jurisdiction has ever convicted Tinubu of any offence, even the CCT during Jonathan regime.
Orji Uzor Kalu, former governor of Abia state is another gladiator worthy of mentioning. His s body language and frolicking with former head of state in the Northern suggest he could be interested in the race.
As a former governor, he was discovered to have embezzled biilions of Abia State fund when he was the governor of that state. He was subsequently jailed and left off the hook for his case to be retried.
One thing that is common to the three of them is that they are tagged as corrupt and not worthy of the office of the president. My dear brother or sister reading this, is your hand also clean? The office you're holding, company car you're driving, employment slots you were given to give to the less privileged, members tithes in the church, are you doing justice to it? Let your conscience speak to this. There's no difference between what you're doing and what they do. It is only the scale or magnitude that differs.
One thing to note is that other political parties that may boast of men of impeccable characters do not have good structures and financial strength to win election in Nigeria. Our political system encourages vote buying due to the level of poverty. For now, the populace do not have a choice unless our brain is reset and we vote without applying sentiment, tribal or religious coloration. What should be our priority is can he deliver? Does he possess the requisite skill, is he intellectually sound, is he not a tribalist? etc
However, if you're to choose among these three gladiators to rule Nigeria for the next 4 years after President Buhari, who would you prefer?
ATIKU
PoliticsRe: Udom Inspects Work At International Worship Centre, Uyo (Photos) by Cunnilingus(m): 12:02pm On Feb 24, 2021
Nigerian leaders and misplaced priorities
FamilyRe: My Friend’s Wife Is Cheating by Cunnilingus(m): 6:35pm On Feb 21, 2021
Deathisfree:
Hi I’m going through a very difficult face at the mm.

I own a 3bed room bungalow, my friend own one too but few plots away. We bought the land together about 8 years ago and we’ve been a very good Neighbor.

When my house got to roofing, this my friend gave me some money to complete it. Infact he’s my alpha and omega, we’ve been a very good friend from secondary school.

I don’t mind if he’s seeing this ,I really adore and appreciate our friendship but at the same time. I don’t want his marriage ruined becomes of me.

December 2018, my friend got a visa and travelled to the U.S.A, when he was leaving, I drove him to the airport, he told me to please take care of his wife and I should watch over her like my own wife but unfortunately, the lady has been giving me lots of altitude so I decided not to go check her any more when ever I am around.

To shorten the long story. I work in a company, I did go home mostly Monday’s to Wednesday, my works was mostly weekends but last week i was shifted to weekdays so I go home weekend now, I have been observing a young man and my friend’s wife sneaking in and out of their house.

A woman sells provisions in our street, she told me about the guy few weeks ago, she said he always comes buy Hollandia yoghurt at night also said the first day the young man came to her shop, he came to buy a condom she has been wondering who the guy was.

Yesterday one of my co worker came around 7:30pm and I was in his tinted hilux, I saw the guy smooched my friend’s wife ass,she quickly removed his hands and they went inside ,the young man drove my friend’s car and they went inside

With everything happening now it’s obvious the lady doesn’t care again. Because I don’t see a reason why she has to be fornicating and knowing we stay in the same street.
I am so heartbroken, my friend doesn’t deserve such wickedness. Right at the moment I don’t know what to do. I believe telling my friend isn’t the solution. Please I need advice And I’m available for any question and advice.
It would be wrong if you don't tell him.
TravelRe: Judge Returns Air Peace File For Re-Assignment by Cunnilingus(m): 9:05pm On Feb 19, 2021
BoneTackle:
kitikpa gbagbuo gi there. Brainless iddiott
anụ ọhịa. Otu nne gị there.
TravelRe: Judge Returns Air Peace File For Re-Assignment by Cunnilingus(m): 9:54am On Feb 19, 2021
BoneTackle:
Only N2billion?? Why not $4trillion?

Evil people everywhere. The useless and shameless gold digging woman should go and tell those who are pushing and encouraging her that their efforts will all be in vain and a waste of time

Ndi PHD (Pull-him-down), umu ekwensu. Ihere ga emegbu unu. Ndi uchu
You are a fool. Ezigbo atụrụ. Rie nsi
CrimeRe: VIDEO: “Wetin I Go Tell Your Wife”—Soldier Laments As Bandits Kill His Partner by Cunnilingus(m): 11:14pm On Feb 14, 2021
In the End Buhari will grant the bandits Amnesty. They will be paid 10x what soliders earn in 5 years
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by Cunnilingus(m): 5:33am On Mar 14, 2020
Good morning everyone. Can someone help and guide me through. I want to sponsor my younger brother and my wife to study in Canada both of them just graduated. I have the means to sponsor them. My brother is 23 and my wife is 24 am also hoping to go with my wife if that will be possible. I have gone through most parts of this topic and I still don't understand the most basic things like applying for admission then applying for Visa then also the possibility of going with my wife. My brother introduced me to this agency he saw on Instagram. Their fees are much and no guarantee from experiences I have read here so I wouldn't want to spend money on uncertainty to make money now for Naija no easy. I will appreciate any kind of help towards.

Note: I don't have a landed property but my father does and we don't bear same surname

Am 30 by November 2020 and a graduate of Economics. I run a business but not registered with CAC

Thank you
Car TalkRe: Warning!!!! Don't Buy Synthetic Engine Oil by Cunnilingus(m): 11:40am On Sep 07, 2019
GAZZUZZ, good day. I have been using this Castrol synthetic on my 07 Sienna. Have serviced twice since I bought it. Is that oil good or should I change to yours?
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by Cunnilingus(m): 9:41am On Jul 05, 2019
Good morning Gazzuzz, please my sienna AC compressor has been giving me issues. Have changed the seal twice since February. My AC guy say that the Compressor due to its sensor type is usually a problem once it starts leaking. He advises i replace the Compressor with thats of 2.4 V6 Camry. Pls is this advisable?
EducationRe: Billionaire, Prince Arthur Eze Donates $500,000 To Anambra College by Cunnilingus(m): 2:18pm On May 19, 2019
Eze na Ukpo. Ọzọ Igbo ndu
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Cunnilingus(m): 5:03am On May 17, 2019
Desanta:
Hello house.
It seems like MMF rates are better than TB rates for 182 days.
pls what's the meaning of mmf. What are the rates and is it risk free like Treasury bills
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Cunnilingus(m): 5:00am On May 17, 2019
alfajohn:
Fellow stanbic bank MMF subscribers, has anybody been credited with realised interest since Wednesday last week. My account has been very quiet this past days
hello. Sorry to bother you. Can you pls explain stanbic mmf, interest rate, risk etc. Thanks
Car TalkRe: Moving From Mutual Funds To Uber (advice Needed) by Cunnilingus(m): 6:28pm On May 09, 2019
Michael820:
Hello, house.

Please, I need your advice on an investment decision. I started investing my savings in mutual fund(money market) about 6 months ago, this has been fruitful but I think I do better by using my investment to buy a car for uber and collect a weekly commission.

I have been able to save up to 1.5m in the mutual funds, I know next to nothing about cars or maintaining one this will be my first car purchase, I am confused on whether I should get the car or continue with my mutual fund.

I would appreciate a matured response and if you have tried this uber thing before I would really appreciate if you could share your story

Thanks
sorry to bother you. Can you please educate me on the mutual funds. How much interest, etc
AutosRe: 8 Months Used 2005 Toyota Camry (big Daddy) by Cunnilingus(m): 5:52pm On May 09, 2019
The plate number indicates 2 years used
CelebritiesRe: Maria Theresa Damasus: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her Mother's Birthday (Photo) by Cunnilingus(m): 5:01pm On May 09, 2019
My crush

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