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RomanceRe: No Sex Before Marriage: Did I Overreact? by Cuntface: 2:00pm On Jan 11, 2020
Gina2019:
Alpha man...Keep deceiving yourself.
How exactly am I deceiving myself? I'm talking from experience. So stop generalizing
RomanceRe: No Sex Before Marriage: Did I Overreact? by Cuntface: 1:43pm On Jan 11, 2020
Gina2019:
Lol...A lady will never give you her cookie as long as she's not collecting money from you. She has alot to lose if she tries it.

You want the guy to have the cookie then leave her afterwards? She's a wise girl if you ask me...Now the real intention of the guy is now showing.
Rubbish.
I've slept with 3 different girls without spending a dime. The 2 I didn't sleep with was because I practically avoided them.
I only spend for my girlfriend.

All these crap of not giving you cookies without spending na because say una never see who una like
HealthRe: Please Help Me...i'm Always Hungry. by Cuntface: 10:52am On Jan 11, 2020
You're lucky oo.

Food dey but small chop, I Don belle full
RomanceRe: Jojo, Saudi Lady Marries American Christian, Sparks Outrage by Cuntface: 10:02am On Jan 11, 2020
Simplyleo:
They way some parents pai their daughter for dating a yoruba Muslim
Yoruba poor thing like you shouldn't near any man's daughter.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (0 - 0) On 4th January 2020 by Cuntface: 6:50pm On Jan 04, 2020
Something is telling me Man Utd will break the losing streak today
CrimeRe: Abdulkareem Haruna: Kidnapped & Released Journalist Narrates Shocking Experience by Cuntface: 2:29pm On Jan 04, 2020
[quote author= post=85490636]Lol cheesy.
Some Black men don't like to read at all, at all!
Why now?
It's worth reading guys.

Words on marble.......If you want to hide anything from a black man...............
..........Hmmmmmm, this is deep![/quote]Shut up please. If you read that you'll see where the kidnappers said your father buhari is the reason they went into crime.
CelebritiesRe: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by Cuntface: 3:08pm On Jan 03, 2020
LegendaryLover:
Are there still communities where this man's face is not known? I mean he's famous for god's sake. Will be even more famous in the east from he's from.
And truth be told, most villagers watch more indigenous movies than foreign ones. Also, villages enjoy electricity alot these days, in some cases more than towns sef.

U won't want to eat a star? ur star.




So, it's either he's lying/exaggerating, the blogger is lying, those men he heard were lying, his director is lying, or NL is lying.
lol it's posible it happened when he was just an up-comer.
CelebritiesRe: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by Cuntface: 3:03pm On Jan 03, 2020
GhettoG1:
This jst sounds like a joke jare, a whole manager alighted frm d bus, d second bus too left u, then you chasing em bus nd no one could heard u...
On the topic, well i always thought it was all rumour of human eater in d south bt Mr Ibu confirmed it nw .. . Em still spoke d same language... Jst Negodu
t's possible they can forget him in that setting.
they were able to remember him because he's the manager, had it been it's a normal artiste, they may not remember till they get to where they lodged.
CrimeRe: Girl Who Refused To Refund Man After He Mistakenly Sent N950k Is Arrested. by Cuntface: 2:59pm On Jan 03, 2020
johnkey:
The guy is a big educated fool lol, na girl wey no get big breast you dey send money give.
everybody no get the same taste in ladies.
Foreign AffairsRe: Qasem Suleimani Killed In US Airstrike Near Baghdad Airport by Cuntface: 12:40pm On Jan 03, 2020
khiaa:
I'm American so how the hell are you going to tell me what I don't know! There are two Americas, one black and one white, it has always been devided. You are a damn fool if you think white America gives a damn about black Life which includes your African azz.
You're seriously demented and you don't know it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Qasem Suleimani Killed In US Airstrike Near Baghdad Airport by Cuntface: 9:58am On Jan 03, 2020
khiaa:
CORRECTION!

Never touch a white American, there's a difference.
Stop saying what by u don't know.
American lives whether white or black matters!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What was/were your most memorable moment(s) of 2019? by Cuntface: 4:56pm On Dec 31, 2019
[quote author= post=85369650]From all of us @[color=#006600][/color] : Our Number One most memorable event in 2019,
was grilling Barbecue for different clients all over the nation everyday ....... for 30 days stretch...... catering for 9400 people in Total!
And making some insane cool profits in return.
It can only be God!
All Glory return to Darling Jesuscheesy


And our Number Two most memorable day, along with over 15 million of sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians was the day these beautiful words below was announced on Television and Radio Nationwide........

Twas celebration galore for honest and harworking Nigerians and a day of woe, wailing and gnashing of teeth by criminals and fraudsters........ wink

Now, Sane, Honest and Hardworking Nigerians, let us read those beautiful words aloud together wherever we are reading this from all over the nation and the world at large,
cheesy kiss

1......2......3........Goooooooooooooooo[/quote]Idiot
TV/MoviesRe: Top Ten Nollywood Movies Of 2019 by Cuntface: 4:42pm On Dec 31, 2019
StarUp:
People still watch nollywood movies? Hollywood blockbusters have kidnapped some of us though.
Don't worry they will soon block the inflowing of Hollywood films in Nigeria and you'll be forced to appreciate our local contents
RomanceRe: My Opinion On Broke Guys by Cuntface: 9:29am On Dec 30, 2019
Lightangel65:
I see different posts on Nairaland about girls not wanting to date or marry broke guys, you can't really blame them. In this world men are bread winners no matter how much we talk about splitting the breadwinning with females it can't happen, even if she is rich that's the world we live in.

If a girl should get married to a broke guy what of if he doesn't get rich, that's a life of poverty and also damming you children's future.

It's better to make it first, before thinking about marriage and women.

You would be surprised when you have made it women won't even be on your wishlist, there is more to life than women (there is games, movies, food and much more) you can also adopt kids if you feel lonely and can cater for them. And marriage is not for everyone.
Ok
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 29th December 2019 by Cuntface: 1:35pm On Dec 29, 2019
[quote author= post=85315253]Voting : Arsenal will win[/quote]Shut up and face your dead meat
BusinessRe: Onitsha Mall Crowded On Christmas Day Evening (Photos) by Cuntface: 10:16pm On Dec 25, 2019
madridguy:
See groove grin i dey Lagos no Nairalander even send me address make i come chop chicken undecided
I rather throw the chicken inside dustbin. I can't invite a zombee to my house
FamilyRe: What Are Your Last Minute Christmas Shopping Items? by Cuntface: 2:47pm On Dec 24, 2019
[s][quote author= post=85182054]Shopping for more and more gifts for [color=#006600][/color] END OF THE YEAR Parry for the less priviledge and homeless kids ...

Thank you Jesus!!

Merry Xmas y'all![/quote[/s]]

You want to give innocent kids your dead meat? God forbid. You should be arrested
CelebritiesRe: 10 Hottest Nigerian Male Celebrities Of 2019 By Pulse by Cuntface: 10:23pm On Dec 23, 2019
englishmart:
Only 0% of ladies will choose those guys ahead of Rick Ross.
Crap as usual
CrimeRe: 19-Year-Old Boy Impregnates His Mother In Asaba, Delta While Testing Love Charm by Cuntface: 10:23am On Dec 13, 2019
Simplyleo:
After modifying though.

Cc
Mynd44 lalasticlala
Don't mention me again. Since you're allowed to make tribalistic comments, violate rule no 2 all they can do is to delete your post without sanctioning you, yet they'll be quick to ban others Yes you're obviously Fucking their assholes. The least they can do is ban me what else? Who even wants to be a part of this biased silly forum?
CrimeRe: 19-Year-Old Boy Impregnates His Mother In Asaba, Delta While Testing Love Charm by Cuntface: 9:58am On Dec 13, 2019
shakaZuIlu:
mynd44 lalasticlala seun oam4j obinoscopy
rule 2

2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

Thanks
Nairaland mods are the must biased set of failed human beings I've ever had to share the same media space with.
They'll let him go scotfree after all his tribalistic comments. Guess he's Fucking their assholes
CrimeRe: 19-Year-Old Boy Impregnates His Mother In Asaba, Delta While Testing Love Charm by Cuntface: 9:56am On Dec 13, 2019
Simplyleo:
1. One 61 yr old man impregnated his own daughter for the second time recently.

2. Now this 19 yr old impregnated his own mother.

This is not just incestous, but also sacrilegious.

Forget that no.2 happened in Delta state, na dem from dat side wey no.1 happen still do am. Check the name. huh
Mynd44 lalasticlala
PetsRe: Lions Seen Taking Tourists And Park Rangers On A Tour In The Jungle by Cuntface: 3:14pm On Sep 15, 2019
Olanipekun1:
wink
trust me animals don't harm those that they feel safe in their hands
that's the level of trust they have for those rangers and knew that they'll allow anything to happen to them


BTW
lions are not that aggressive to humans and don't even eat humans
they can only hurt you if they feel threatened by your presence

i love cats cool
Just imagine what a human being is saying
CelebritiesRe: Fan Asks Davido To Write His Songs By Himself, He Replies by Cuntface: 7:53am On Sep 15, 2019
Awol1:
There are four persons that have had 100 entries on the Billboard Hot 100:-

Elvis Presley
Lil Wayne
Drake, and
Nicki Minaj.

Now, it is on record that Elvis Presley did not write any of his songs. All songs were written for him.

Gifts are different. Each of us with our own different gift.

Just Davido said, maybe other artists need to be more forthcoming with the truth.

In America, songwriters are given their full credits and are even included in Grammy nomination.

So, the illiterate ranter should shut the fvck up
You get sense bro. No mind those haters
PoliticsRe: Imo Government Commissions Two Modern Firefighting Trucks (Photos) by Cuntface: 11:41pm On Sep 14, 2019
jkendy:
Your stup:dity stinks, if all you could come up with is an insult without providing any counter argument to arrest my opinion on the subject matter.
Your strength is your name callings which is too primitive, mundane and outdated fashion in other climes that have advanced
A na ekwugheri
SportsRe: Neymar Scores Stunning Bicycle Kick Goal On Return From Injury (Photos) by Cuntface: 9:10pm On Sep 14, 2019
blackboy2star:
This guy is overrated, my opinion...
Take your opinion and shove it
PoliticsRe: Imo Government Commissions Two Modern Firefighting Trucks (Photos) by Cuntface: 11:50pm On Sep 13, 2019
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CrimeRe: Police Recovers 1000 Cows From 3 Notorious Rustlers In Kano State (photos) by Cuntface: 1:55pm On Sep 13, 2019
Stupid idiots.

Siaisia mother is still in kidnappers den for months but they will rush and rescue 1000 hopeless cow.
TravelRe: Onyeama: Spent N280 Million To Evacuate Nigerians From South Africa – Air Peace by Cuntface: 7:59am On Sep 12, 2019
deltateam:
grin

I hope he's not beating his chest so early?

Anyway how much is a trip from SA to Nigeria? I feel he exaggerated.

If its free, why bore us with figures or is he expecting something in return? Concessions, future political position, patronage of the airline, compensationhuh

He should state it categorically.
You're just an ingrate who deserves no help from anyone!!
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Buhari: 2019 Presidential Election Tribunal Live Updates by Cuntface: 2:48pm On Sep 11, 2019
CaptainMeks:
BREAKING NEWS!

Atiku heads to Appeal Court. Next round of sucking money from him begins.

Details Shortly....

PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Buhari: 2019 Presidential Election Tribunal Live Updates by Cuntface: 2:15pm On Sep 11, 2019
CaptainMeks:
That guy has a few nuts loose in his head. Pay him no mind
With the way your posts go, It's very obvious you're the one with few loose nuts on the head.

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