₦airaland Forum

Kachisbarbie:
It's very true. The problem is nigerians keep thinking infertility is a female issue_ but recently male infertility is on the rise.

Lifestyle is a major cause of male infertility_ alcohol, tight underwear/wears, stress, lack of quality sleep, hot baths... etc.

So, if you are having unprotected sex with your girl and she has never been preg, you may need to check yourself... don't think you are King of withdrawal method. , you might actually be King of blank shots.

Please let your deek get some air. It needs it to survive...

Wow! Thanks for enlightening us with your semi-critical glow. Your scoop on deek survival 101 is tight.

Kachisbarbie:
dey there and keep blaming girls. Male factor issues is even worse in my opinion. Have your heard of azoospermia, oligospermia and crew?
With all the alcohol, cigarettes and tight jeans you guys wear. Boiling your lineage (sperm cells)

Better go for a SA, be sure your sperm isn't one of those that crawls like a snail. After that, you can come back and advise on who to trust.
I went to the hospital last week, a woman has a daughter...now to get a second one is indian film? What would we call that one?

Nsogbu di kwa. If all you wrote is true then i should be worried. Me love my gins dry and my jeans skinny.

I'm 3 with a 4 type goatee. I can be 5 in five months tho.

Kai! This is too much!

bqlekan:
seriously, I don't know myself, all I know is, when I have a good network, I download at incredible speed

The highest i have ever attained is 5MBps on etisalat and i had to do some tweaking to attain that. UC browser has a hand in the speed somehow,So it is MTN + proxydroid and BIS thats doing the wonders? Is SS + autoproxy still working?

bqlekan:
My download averages 10MB/secs and m still not satisfied.. I want to attain 64MBS

How come bro? How did you bypass your ISP's data speed? Hope you don't mind sharing the trick

Complete lies! I saw a pix of the mall and it was just a mini mart.

obowunmi:
No wonder my grandmama has curly hair...

I bet she does. As long as you speak yoruba you are definately yoruba. I wonder what the oba plans to gain by saying such.

TDK
LOTR : Fellowship of the ring
Pans labrynth

wisdomiskey:
10 Reasons why FrancisTony is VictoriaBee.


1. Both characters are the poster child for nairaland feminism and have an uncanny obsession with Chimanda Adichie

2. Both monikers are extremely terrified of TheSonofMark. They hardly argue back and when they do, francistony moniker results to calling MODz while using his alternate victoriabee account to fight back. Simply because he wants to preserve his "reputation" on the francistony account.

3. Neither of them follow each other but yet these 2 are always on the same thread fighting the same person (which is a popular tactic! no one ever follows their own alternate )

4. Whenever victoriabee is getting slayed, FrancisTony springs out from nowhere to call MODs on her behalf. As if the insults are affecting him directly. This is very bizzare for two monikers who don't follow each other. Hmm

5. Both characters are teenagers and pursuing careers in science related fields

6 . In their respective diaries, both admitted to crying on Tuesday the 21 July.. funny enough it was the same day francistony got slayed and exposed on a popular thread in the family section. Speaking of diaries have you noticed francistony's tends to be more in-depth? Yea, that's because that is the real him. But victoriabee's own is shallow and very generalistic and only just opened recently to prove a point after people started noticing she might be a false character.

7. Both have the same habit of obsessing over certain personalities and accusing them of being other monikers. Some of the victims of accusation are nltruer ewuro4 yorubadelta edwife toonoisy lolaredvelvet dinachi 5minsmadness thesonofmark evina.

also, why are both characters in awe of the same people eg bukatyne cococandy and mrschima (who is also sambarry)?

8. Both have an uncanny ability to create brand new monikers to hurl insults at a particular person . Like how they did to lezz. Some of these monikers are laide4 5minsandedwife kivva watson123 and a counterfeit of my moniker w1sdomiskey. All of these accounts are owned by FrancisTony who is also the brain child behind victoriabee

9. Victoriabee makes sure to always remind people that she is in a relationship. Have you considered he does this in other to avoid chikers? Because he cannot continue the facade of being a lady on PMs. He simply cannot afford to take it to the next level and flirt with his fellow guys . Haha

10. Ask yourself this, why do some people know francistony outside nairaland? e.g. herald9 but no one knows Victoriabee in real life? Because the real lady on those victoriabee pictures might be some innocent girl somewhere who doesn't know some psychopath keeps saving her pics to create a false image here on nairaland


In summary, Francistony secretly yearns to be a girl and uses his victoriabee persona on nairaland to live this dream.




d whole fiasco began when i posted d above reasons
for my suspicions. TheSonofMark then picked it up from there nd exposed him further on several threads in d family section. FrancisTony waz so paained nd tried 2 fight back

The very next day, victoriabee DEACTIVATED.
Connect the dotz!
cc softapples naijaboiy sinnzu

But the francestony dude dropped a VN on some VN thread wayback and had a very deep voice?
He sounded like a dude who's up to 26 or 27,why would a grown up be fooling around like that...

dubylhover:
b1tches arv b1tches..no reservation..just ur pocket

Bullseye bro..bullseye! To them is money over err'thing.

dubylhover:
they find the nearest brothel to relieve small stress and get sex with no string attached

d most honest kinda relationship..she wants ur money,you want her body..no drama

Oboi you sabi lie eh@no string attached........what about tha G-string attached to their waist??
Cut your cloth according to available material,you won't be a common man and then expect a chick that is reserved for OG's like me to become your GF.

The bruised!! Up the bruised!!

Demburrows:
AnotheR sell able artist from the East most big labels are not seeing is zoro & k-large. This guys will sure give phyno a run for his money.

K-large is not that sellable. K-large is Cass tha hustler while Phyno is on some Meekmill grind.

That lecturer is a he goat. 18 year old girl and you totally became an animal,what will then happen if meagan good was your neighbours wife. Jew man!

cao:
Red 2.

Red
Red dawn(remake)
red 2

Just so you know, red riding hood sucks. .

How long they fake
all day nigggga.


Fake azz jihadists. This means nothing as long as more nigerians are still willing to be napalmed in the name of religion. The brain washing goes on,the leaders might even blow up more shiii just to coool their temper.Must they tell us about them denouncing? Their are other ways to show people you are winning a war and this is definately the most stupid of them all.

kulobyno:
Rhis man na yeye man o. He advertised the photo of his daughter and expects konjilites to ignore. What was he thinking. the funny thing is that man don dey crush other peoples daughters in his days and probably uptil now.

He knows the yarns. And he most likely knows the crushing guy is a normal broke guy with unbroken joystick.
I'm sure he wouldn't mind any crush from multi millionaire celebrities like Davido, wizkid etc. Those are approved crushers. The man is sampling the photo and wishing they take notice.

How's life in mars?

BreezyRita:
According to reports, former Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria Anna Banner has given birth to a bouncing baby girl.

The 20-year-old beauty queen gave birth last week in America but her family and Nigerian singer Flavour who is responsible for her pregnancy decided to keep the news quiet.

This is Flavour's second child and Anna Banner's first child. The contemporary Highlife singer first became a father on September 27, 2014 when his girlfriend at the time Sandra Okagbue gave birth to a girl. Flavour now has two daughters.



http://pulse.ng/celebrities/anna-banner-ex-mbgn-reportedly-delivers-baby-girl-id4048580.html


Cc : Lalasticala

That girl deserves a mild slap and an advice.

She looks like a blue horned buffalo.

Cutehector:
Befor it was moringa, nw it showashop....
Tomoro it will be udara... Hahahaha wanu

Study and research has proven soursop can inhibit the growth of some cancerous cells, i don't recall reading about moringa seeds curing anything. Maybe i will search for it later.

What would you do if you found out that the extract from a single fruit could keep the rogue cells of 12 different types of cancer in check?

Mainstream media reports that the fruit known as graviola, also known as soursop fruit, guanabana, or guyabano, but there are studies showing it effectively fights ovarian, colon, breast, prostate, lung, liver, cervical, lymphoma, and pancreatic cancers.
For pancreatic cancer, graviola was shown to be effective at “inhibiting tumorigenicity,” as well as “altering pancreatic tumor cell metabolism,” found one pathologist at the University of Nebraska.
Laboratory research also showed it to be 10,000 times stronger in killing colon cancer cells than Adriamycin, a commonly used chemotherapy drug. And Graviola, unlike chemotherapy, can kill cancer cells without harming healthy cells.
What about cervical cancer? Soursop was beneficial in treating this cancer, too, as evidenced in this scientific journal.
Yet another study showed that graviola extract inhibited breast cancer cell growth:

“These data showed that dietary GFE induced significant growth inhibition of MDA-MB-468 cells in vitro and in vivo through a mechanism involving the EGFR/ERK signaling pathway, suggesting that GFE may have a protective effect for women against EGFR-overexpressing BC.
Graviola contains potent anticancerous agents called acetogenins which play a key role towards many varieties of cancer. Acetogenins are potent inhibitors of NADH oxidase of the plasma membranes of cancer cells.
Graviola also contains phytochemicals such as Anonaine, Friedelin, Isolaureline, Annonamine, Anomurine, Kaempferol, Asimilobine, Quercetin, and Xylopine well as compounds such as Annonamine, and Kaempferol.

Source
http://beforeitsnews.com/health/2015/08/this-one-fruit-kills-malignant-cells-of-12-different-types-of-cancer-2583782.html?utm_term=http%3A%2F%2Fb4in.info%2FbkLW&utm_medium=copypaste&utm_source=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2F&utm_campaign=&utm_content=awesm-publisher

Nigerians can take shiit should be on that write up. An ordinary foreign carpentar is mordern day lugard in nigeria, even a single lebanese scum gets one hilux of army, one hilux of mopol and a truckload of bakassi A. K. A boys brigade depending on the state he works in. Nigerians are naturally religious but poverty has led many to a church, a shrine or even a mosque than our money serving pastors and koran twisting leaders in the north. You are wrong about us being racists, Nigerians hate each other but love and respect white people. Yahoozey has done more for the youths in nigeria than the current government and those before it.
Y'all can hate me now!

KoloOyinbo:
Just do the right thing and you beans will be on the market again like other more responsible producers. Much easier than looking for miserable excuses for your own failures. Fix the problem rather than just complain about it.

Okay sir.

So they banned exportation of beans? If we banned Mr bean's movies in nigeria hope the score go be 1-1? , we can even add sesame street since dem ban our own sesame seed too. Screw em!

afuye:
I will apply provided that USA will provide us ammunition

Nigeria needs people like you and not these cowards who are afraid of sambisa. I would have given them my life in only they acted responsible when dealing with civilians.

With BH still active they will get less applicants.

haggdon:
With the growing rate at which our gallant soldiers lost their lives everyday, i will join Nigerian army unless Boko Haram members are all eliminated and i will buy the form to join them now but if they would do me a favour not to send me to Maiduguri because i am afraid of Sambisa Forest.

You are funny bro,why join the military if you are afraid of death?

Buhari should do whatever he wants to do,screw federal character and em marginalisation crap,in the end nothing good will come out of nigeria. It is normal for an african country to fail so i don't expect any changes from him. He is given that crazy bigot called nnamdi kanu another reason why he should continue his hate speech campaigns.