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He is not king of the north but king of the nuts.
Bunch of ethnic chauvinists!! Yeye country with yeye citizens.

Niggas! Lord knows i can't tolerate this sort of treatment.

I don't understand this country again o. What rubbish!

Those civil defence boys can spoil bizness eh.

justirich:
***SOME KITCHEN TRICKS YOU MAY NOT KNOW*** By May Chic

1. Do you know that you can amend an over-salted meal in the pot ,by simply rubbing palm oil around the pot and
allow it to heat for more minutes?
So,i mistakenly over salted our launch sometime ago,& i applied this tip.. lo & behold, the food became tasteless (all the salt in the meal dissappeared), that i have to gently add more salt to taste.

2. Do you know that you can retrieve the normal aroma of your meal when it's burnt (nri leree oku n'ike), by simply adding some slice of bread in the burnt meal inside your pot?
The bread will absorb all the burnt aroma and give
your meal its original taste.

3.Do you also know that you can make your Canda (kpomo) or cowLeg(ukwu efi) to soften within few minutes of boiling by simple adding Chewing-gum into the boiling meat.
Oburokwa ikwutacha de chewing-gum,michasia de
sugar di n'ime ya,iburu ya tinye n'ime ife oha ga-eri,e
mecha isi na owu ihe maychic gwalu gi. Hahahahha...Lolss...
Pls just de raw chewing-gum & not the one you have
chewed.

4. I know majority of you knew that putting an iron spoon inside your boiling beans will make it soften quick in few minutes?
It's better than using Akanwu(pottasium). That akanwu sef,its too acidic... it use to infuse war inside my stomach..afòm ana asu kwutukwutu ka ebe iraq na iran na alu ogu. Lolss

5.Now this will sound awkward but i must say it.
Do you know that adding some lumps of charcoal in a
sour soup (ofe gbalu-uka) can make it regain at least 70% of its original taste ? #Courtesy of my Togo sister.
Na she teach me this number5 when i went for holidays in Togo where she resides with her family in 2004.
Biko ina etinyekwa de charcoal,ekwekwana ka mmadu fugi,otherwise akpo gi nwanyi ajo-ite.
Please wash the charcoal and make sure it's a fresh one
you got from the firewood you recently used.

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This is not igboland. Mara ife!

Which kind lie be this?

Story.

Atleast no be moi moi dis time around. It's gud to know nigerians can foil other things apart from moi moi.
Sai baba!

Chai! Lekwa nwa. *in miguel's voice* How many jazz will it me to leave with you?

What do you expect from a group of nigerians wey dey wear China and aba cheap jeans? One thousand five naira fools!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Suffice it to say that I also asked her for her contact details via mail but she also turned me down for reasons known to her. [/color]

If she turned you down she is definately a man. You keep falling for her type sha.

StephanieEzeh:
Who do you think are the most controversial people in Romance section based on their threads, posts, comments, ideology (ideas in life)? For me, I'll pick LaurelP and CharlesNneji

They have got some strange but thought-provoking threads and comments. I don't agree with some of their ideas sha

Whats the need for these sorta threads? If you are bored and you fancy a chat why not holla at any silver-tongued adonis instead of creating shiity threads to gain attention and kill some time arguing about crap?

badesco:
Where are the Northern Government doing to resolved this issue? Nothing...All what they care about is how they are going to steal money. I pity this poor masses. This is what we call Suffering and Smiling.

Which one be northern government? Is northern a nation?

That pix is from Final destination 6.

You expect us to believe this after you said the wife was still a young lady?
"On a particular day he ask me to go and download whatsapp for his wife he told me to take my time and not rush back to the office"

Palmwinetapper:
Her face speaks it all. BEAUTY

Na wa o! You are realy obsessed with this lady o..this is the 7th post i have seen you create about her. Whats ur challenge?

kennydee05:
This is one of the best resources I have gotten on Nairaland.

Me too. The app too tight. Everything is there.

stevo4life:
Please how can I watch the match online, something like live stream.

Go to www.mobdro.com and download the streaming app,there is about four ManU channels there. Skysports 1 HD should air the match too.

Jennylov:
m proving everybody here wrong here
1.I'm not a scammer.I have never scam or have
any intention of doing g that. if she claimed I
scam her.I suppose to deactivate my acct like
other scanners do.but I don't cos I'm not one
there is something I'm greater than. so plss
jennylove is not a scammer
besides I have deal many online here.since this
issue started and dis yr alone.None of my
customers will come out and said I have scam
him or her.plss is a wrong impression d lady
placed on me.

Make God punish your village chief priest dia...are you mad? imagine you copy and paste your previous comments as response to those begging you to pay her. You are definately a con artist. No make me press button for you oh. Onye oshii.

I no sabi sing naija song i for say make i do a cover of ojuelegba by wiz kid.

M i should chill the F down,vector's bars no be here. M i is dope as Bleep but vector gon body that nigga wax on wax off. Na tim west wood for sure pass,nigerians should be proud to have that nigga as a son. Can't even imagine what vector would do to Sway's five fingers of death freestyle. Ma lighters was up while i watched vector give niggas work. I get schooled whenever he raps.

tohpahz:
U know Nothing

Sorry bout that,a friend did that. U sabi vex sha.

tohpahz:
No be by big gals something.

I love tweaking.

I know. How are u dear?

Rilwayne001:
Fulanis don't lead prayer in our mosque.

Is it wrong if a fulani imam lead prayers in your mosque?

Groupie.

Abeg me don tire...can't a nigga read something good today?

She hott!! Can't wait.

Good. When they are ready they should holla at us.

Get him a good friend and always be receptive when this friend comes around. I even met one of my homeboys who was a klepto last sunday and we even joked and laughed about it. He did it for years till me and him became friends. I simply told him he would lose me and many others like me if i heard any bullshiit about him. Just pray he finds a good friend who he will like and who is well mannered. It will be tougher for you to change him later so i suggest you start now. I met another klepto during my fresher year in school and it was harder but i had to bring him into my cliq for full re-orientation,showing him the level of cool dudes he will lose if we heard bullshit about him and luckily for him there was no cooler cultist to lure him into their frat crap so he rode with us and he is still riding with us.
Pray he finds a good friend who he listens to.

Kachisbarbie:
You're welcome. Buy me one G-wagon na, I just gave you good orientation o...

Hehe. Working on it. Make my oyibo pay first.