₦airaland Forum

gottoboy:
Are you here to learn/stay? Or ϔӫц here to know thee best?

i'm here to learn but i want fuckyouhard to teach me.

gottoboy:
Julius Agwu just dey show imself Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я this Headies!

Mikuz post more links to yaylow's track, tnx for Ibime's

Kinda old in NL but new in this section. Is Krone the best here or is it 4kyouhard?

Mprex:

madam i wanna go home. You spacebooking.

Number 7 is the troof!

specialeagle:
My car was snatched yesterday at a gun point, around AirPort omuagwa area in PHC i hv contacted the police but my hope is wholely on God, so pls any info on Green colour Toyota Rav 4 plate no TTK 47 AA pls contact me. Thanks Friends

Sorry about that! I think you should contact nigerian info FM so they can make a public announcement about it. Their is possibilty of them re-spraying and changing the chasis in alaoji automible market in aba. So the public and the cops should not focus only on the color description cos re-spraying a car is one the best way the crooks get away with auto theft.

Sleekyshuga:
Repping Asaga Ohafia .

nde ezhi ya! Repping Isiugwu ohafia till i'm fossil fuel! Is a small world after all. You tha best!

Sleekyshuga:
Chineke na'am... How does Sleekyshuga n Ezinne correlate

I'm Jennifer or Chinwendu.. The 'Shuga' z just a nick that has come to stay..

Btw, my kid sis bears Ezinne

Thats supercool! Don't mind me! I'm crazy like that. My elder sis bears ezinne too. my name is prince tho. is been a pleasure!

Mariolae-Mary olalekan
Missberrypop5-Chichi
Sleekyshuga-ezinne
mizmycoli-myna okoli
Kingtom-kingsley thomas
Kachisbarbie-onyekachi
Mprex-empress
sophyrock-margret
cao-chinenye alice okorie

Sleekyshuga:
Pweety geh ..


Repping Ohafia ..

nwami beekee! ira achi?

ernie4life:
Anigi mu nwa ndudu amu( we don't give birth to weaklings.

nwani emela gi?

Odi na ama! nnawo!

ofiafuluego:
no be disease, here in OldYork we call it aquarium labumbae

FSE# okay!

ernie4life:
Ada udumeze.
twale for you




proudly Ohafia ( mba ji ishi achoi ishi)

Lol! Some folks don't usually understand what i mean when i tell them i'm from the bravest clan in ala igbo.
"Mba ji ishi acho ishi wa acho" simply means "People with head looking for their head". decode that!!!!

AfricanApple:
why would I wanna do that to attract flies

in most cases its natural, depends on your body structure, even though you are thin your azz can still shake, ever heard of watery bums

Tell me about watery bums? Is it a disease?

Mprex:
lolsss Grab what?

Leave soup jare! download these christian songs

Watermark-captivate us
Gateway worship-God be praised
Brett Younker-All things new
mercy me-finnaly home
(optional)
Carrie underwood-i'll stand by you
emeli sandé-Read all about it(Part III)
happy sunday sunshine!

The Hobbit :battle of the five armies is a must watch. I just saw a few minutes of a cam rip. The battle is wicked. i hate watching Cam rips tho,will wait for a DVD rip or maybe check when silverbird cinemas will show it.

If you true love a movie the best you can do is to download it in 1080P or maybe 720P. don't go below these. No good movie should be watched in 3GP.

The best movie of the year is definately dawn of the planet of apes. Good storyline and it is something we can relate to. The koba character is modern day uncle sam. Turning your own people against you. Ceasar is ghaddafi and blues eyes(ceasars son) is the people. Andy serkis(smiggle-LOTR trilogy) plays the main character which is ceasar and gave a thrilling perfomance. It is the sequel to Rise of the planet of apes which starred james franco,freida pinto,andy serkis and nigerian born hollywood star david oyelowo. The dawn of the planet of apes is a must watch for those who love movies with a great story. Buying the DVD or bluray version and watching the prequel to the movie is reccomended. Dawn of the planet of apes rocks!!

fuckyouhard:
oops! yeah.....am a formidable textcee. hahaha! that's a compliment...i rap too...yeah, i mean i wrap fools! go check my records at the rap battle section and u'd know am way more intelligent than ur sorryass! fool......don't ever cross my lane again or u might get hit by keke napep ...........now go home and die in peace kiddo!

read your wack lines and they are nuffin special. truth be told! You bodied your fellow wacks and now you fink you d0pe? lets squash dis shii,you not on ma level bwoi.
You being a rookie in text cyphers doesn't mean you should go about saying shii and callin people "poosie". Check yoself b4 you wreck yoself!!

VickyyB:
Tell that to your mum who's a bìtch. She major in sucking cøcks.

And your gigolo daddy. He major in sucking putrid pùssy of old women.

Idiötic cow.

dayuumm! Thats nasty! why you like this? It might be cool for a bloke to talk ghetto but a girl using P words and B words is so uncool. Tone it down a little.

fuckyouhard:
u grew up in sambisa forest......that's why u have a bushman brain! and why deny ur not a poosie?.........so what re u doin here? y'all came here to troll on a post that got nothin to do with ur miserable lives.....ain't that a beetch! go hug shekau...damn fool!

i'm done wif you. Now go and write a wack quatrain or something. sucker textcee!

fuckyouhard:
ur dead right.......i got nothin on faggs who troll on women to get some attention in their dejected life. bastard....u were born through the a.nus, and that explains why ur life's so messed up! h.orny dimwit, if u was a real man u wouldn't be here exchangin words with em gals. but, hey...u got a poosie in between ur legs too

Boylover! change your supplier! crack head!! You must be blind or plain stoopid? The only girl i'm exchanging words with is you. How dare you come in here and call grown ups poosies? GTFOH!!

fuckyouhard:
i thought u got somethin better to spew...faggit! do me a favor....slump and die with ur eyes wide open

You are a waste of oxygen! mofo! oompa loompa!! You got nuffin on me. wacktard!

fuckyouhard:
because u won't stop bein a poosie. bastard, don't even start with me

What'chu gon do apart from saying shiii. retarded fuckktard!! king of punkk douchery!!!

fuckyouhard:
and this is the romance section, ain't it? it wud have been an abomination if she posted this in the religion section..........there's no nigga here...this place is full of poosies!

Why you so full of shiit? dipshit!!

Enough! squash this shii!

ireneony:
u are a disappointment not me

na wa! easy tigress! You even bash your supporters.

This that shii i don't like. Kids acting up and shii.

OliviaPope:
This can only mean two things.

1) He borrowed money to build all three houses
Or
2) He borrowed money to build the one in Daura, even though he had other houses. Who does that ?


If he actually said these things, then he puts the D in Daft

A lil scrutiny and you will observe the statement is false. if he contnues like this he will lose my vote.

prettyboi1:
lol. I dey laugh. You guys think every Nigerian president is as cowardly as Oga Jona? Anybody wey start unnecessary trouble anywia for Naija, na dem go still hear am. Go ask Odi community. The then president Obasanjo did what he had to do.

keep laffin! Have you seen a militant group attack before? why compare a few gunmen from a village to tompolo? His boys alone can tumble a whole state. stop comparing things you know nothing of. If GEJ or buhari tries what OBJ did in odi in any SS town then nigeria will be in flames. Access to heavy artillery is easy. Some world powers are not even happy with nigeria incase you forget.

nairalandist:
To the Warship buyers and their back ups, please next time, buy Nuclear weapons from North Korea so that America can deal with you mercilessly!

I'm travelling to Benin Republic, at least a militant still got arrested by their local police. Tired of the fake governance we're trying to run. We're all a bunch of liars and hypocrites in Nigeria. Shame on the Presidency!

Shame on us all mehn! We got it all wrong. nigeria is supose to the great but years of corrupt governance left us hopeless. I usually see someone preaching about nigeria becoming great or better as a liar and someone who spreads false hope. They got us covered in all flanks,there is no escape. financial power and fire power makes some citizen above the law. The law was made for the common man and not for the elite. People like orji uzor kalu and tinubu should be in prison by now but instead they are being celebrated.

Some people who have never crossed lagos don't know how serious and well equipped these militants are. 6ix warship is nothing compared to the stockpile of SMG(s) and RPG(s) they have. even the people of omoku has issued a serious warning and adviced every non indegine to leave their area. I pray that buhari should win so he can now see how it feels like to fight militancy in a region you are not from. soboma boys are still alive,even ateke is yet to repent,asari is even civilised when compared with the less popular militants.

kennygee:
What is Fader?

How does their ranking matter?

I don't know o! Why vibe magazine or maybe rolling stone no rank am as to 1000. The ranking means nuffin!