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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things Nairalanders Should Stop Doing by cupidhero(m): 5:55pm On Dec 16, 2014

FrancisTony:
lol. That could be Epaul, I guess.

Can't recall the dudes name. I'm not hating o! Just telling it as it is. To each his own tho!

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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things Nairalanders Should Stop Doing by cupidhero(m): 5:51pm On Dec 16, 2014

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha.
Bobo calmdown o. You done vex?
I like that English part @times abeg. E dey reduce the numbers of unnecessary mentions.

I agree with you though, Communication should be simple, easy to read and digest.

#kisses#

Chai!

Even if these big word fanboys attacked & killed me because of my post,the fact that you blew me a kiss is a good enough reason why i'm ready to meet with saint peter.
*shouts* You can kill me now. lol.
I'm glad you subscribed to some of my points.

Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things Nairalanders Should Stop Doing by cupidhero(m): 5:43pm On Dec 16, 2014

tosyne2much:

Gbaaaaaaaam !!!! 1.000, 000 likes

Wetin you dey drink oga mi ?

Haha! Just buy me bullet proof vest because them fit attack me anytime cos of that post. cool

Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things Nairalanders Should Stop Doing by cupidhero(m): 5:37pm On Dec 16, 2014

MizMyColi:
Errr.....
I don't quite understand what you're on about

You would understand better if only you saw this post i'm referring to." A plethora of big words is bad but a smorgasbord of of proper grammar is better" Just imagine me sounding like that because i'm trying to explain the disadvantage of using too much big words? What i'm just trying to say is too much of everything is bad and when some of these big useless words are used they not only limit your audience and their reponse but they also turn your comment section into a haven for a particular group of people(The big word fanboys). Your religious writtens are simple and self explanatory but this dairy was just had less meaning and more big words. A metaphysical dictionary can't boast of bigger terminologies than the post that i'm reffering to. Lemme stop derailing this thread.
Tried accessing your blog the other day but couldn't. A link to it would be nice.

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Romance › Re: Do Guys Like To Hug Ladies Because Of Their Boobs? by cupidhero(m): 4:57pm On Dec 16, 2014

wtfCode:
if feels good when my aunty hugs me,she's got a large-soft bossom. *best bossom ever*
A hug like that can always make ur day
and i've been meaning to ask this question for a very long time. I see posters with inscription; 'resting in the bossom of the lord'. Does it mean the lord have an enormous bossom that all these people rest on

Most of these people actually use words like "booobs" and it is then changed by nairalands filters to bosom. No one calls a baby's best food bosom in real life.

Romance › Re: Do Guys Like To Hug Ladies Because Of Their Boobs? by cupidhero(m): 4:54pm On Dec 16, 2014

optimusprime2:
Sorry I responded late bro, I just came back from church...

lol. You came back from which church? After the sexually explicit nameplay of my favorite NL girls moniker...lemme pretend to believe you sha.

Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things Nairalanders Should Stop Doing by cupidhero(m): 4:35pm On Dec 16, 2014

Nairalanders should stop acting like bots, most nairalanders use the cliché "Do the needful" and i think those who love using big words when writing a dairy is just plain stupid. One dairy that jeninma shared some weeks back made mizmycoli's most formal epistle look so informal. Big words don't make you intelligent. Write to convey a sensible message instead of writing to impress the fans of Hon patrick obahiagbon. True intelligence starts with you not being a conformist. be yourself and stop sounding like a worthless piece of literary art.

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Nairaland General › Re: Your Worst/weird Experience With Knockout(banger) While Growingup by cupidhero(m): 12:51pm On Dec 16, 2014

englishmart:
about 9years, my uncle sent me to get him cigarette. So, I bought it and put it in the same pocket I put the banger.
Unfortunately, I gave him the banger instead of the cigarette. He was so drunk that he didn't even notice the difference. Booom it went. The alcohol cleared from his eyes immediately. Then he was rushed to the hospital

FSE# Is your life a movie or what? nice try!

Nairaland General › Re: Your Worst/weird Experience With Knockout(banger) While Growingup by cupidhero(m): 12:48pm On Dec 16, 2014

I was highly skilled with the one round banger and was the C O of the knockout squad for two Xmas in my neighbourhood many years ago. My bad experience was when an older neighbour put a banger into my shorts and it exploded inside my pockets burning my thighs, my folks banned me from such activities after the incident.

Education › Re: History Of Fuel Price Increases In Nigeria. by cupidhero(m): 11:04am On Dec 16, 2014

Is gonna be a bumpy ride! Nigeria can't handle whats coming. A nation that should be holding economic summit is busy supporting politicians with shady pasts who will eventually take them to the top rank of most underdeveloped oil producing nation in the world. It will keep increasing and our leaders will keep misleading and the masses will keep dreaming. Change lives in a different planet from nigeria!

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Romance › Re: Whats So Special About Igbo Girls?? by cupidhero(m): 10:25am On Dec 16, 2014

Igbo girls fine o but them bad sha. Them too they tear eye. Owerri girls na lioness them be o, it takes mufasa to make them a wife. The thing is igbo chicks can go from 0 to 100 easily,they can go from nkechi kalu to kate middleton within a short period of time. They are beautiful, they have angelic faces,porcelain skin, most luscious lips ever and they are my sisters while one is my mother. Igbo ladies is the troof!

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by cupidhero(m): 10:04am On Dec 16, 2014

Sex and money is one thing you should never deny girls especially naija girls.....these ladies always want sex. infact she will end up hating you because sex and money is the TOPBOND in relationships. Even if you just want to abstain from sex for a month your GF will kindly give it to another man. No girl will even date you for 1 year sef. Some will lie about it but it is the truth. Sex means nothing to an ordinary man but a spiritual man knows that sex is a transportation and sometimes a portal to another world. I think satanists know about this than we christians.

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Romance › Re: Do Guys Like To Hug Ladies Because Of Their Boobs? by cupidhero(m): 9:47am On Dec 16, 2014

optimusprime2:
For some reason your moniker makes me think of Boobs *No perv mind, just being actual* maybe because it rhymes or looks like areolae or so adunno... something.

lol. You bad bruh! it takes a perv to think like this...marieolae hope you saw this?

Webmasters › Re: Which Pays More In Lagos - Selling Clothes In Boutiques Vs Web Designing by cupidhero(m): 7:12pm On Dec 15, 2014

Selling clothes is better because while doing it you will have the time to perfect your web design skills and wait for that perfect big website design job. You should invest on the clothing biz and then do the web design on freelance level. Adobe webdesign tools don't cost a thing on piratesbay and ISOHUNT so you only get to invest time into it while you channel you money into cloth selling biz which gives you huge returns.

Business › Re: Femi Falana Confronts Coca-Cola For Disrespecting Nigerian Laws. by cupidhero(m): 6:46pm On Dec 15, 2014

Imagine a liquid that sells for 60 naira for 70cl is disrespecting naijirian laws. lol.
Cocacola has more respect in this world than the entity called nigeria.
Fact#

TV/Movies › Re: 12 Year Old Nigerian, Zuriel Oduwole Is Youngest Film Maker In The World (video) by cupidhero(m): 4:10pm On Dec 15, 2014

Nigerians consoling each other with lies since 1888. Just do a little digging and you will find out this news is only carried by nigerian websites and a year later it is yet to make the guiness book of records and finally you will discover some poor indian or maybe chinese kid without a rich background is the true holder of such record. A country that has nothing to offer resorts to telling lies in a platform that is visible to the whole world just to be recognized. Mara ife!

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Politics › Re: My Watch: Obasanjo Is An Incredible Liar - Brig-Gen Alabi Isama by cupidhero(m): 3:47pm On Dec 15, 2014

Nairalandar:
And you expect me to read all dis and burn my MB.... Taaaarh!!!

The page is fully displayed on your phone already..you lost more kilobytes replying in a dumbb way. mara ife!

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Politics › Re: My Watch: Obasanjo Is An Incredible Liar - Brig-Gen Alabi Isama by cupidhero(m): 3:44pm On Dec 15, 2014

Imagine these old men arguing about who is better in a particular sports and one even accusing the other of having sexx and giving out military commands while he is still ontop of a woman.This is nigeria and these are our heroes. Both of them are mad but OBJ seems to be dumber.

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Nairaland General › Re: Robbed At Douglas RD Owerri by cupidhero(m): 3:08pm On Dec 15, 2014

We all know from ama hausa to ahia eke onu is dangerous at night. But i don't understand why this OP would say they wanted to take him or her to their hideout? No offence but Did they rob you with a car?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by cupidhero(m): 1:12pm On Dec 15, 2014

fuckyouhard:
u poosielanders are known for account deactivation..........so fork that. impress me first with a good freestyle or remain the POOSIE that u are

Whatever men! Don't 4get to change your supplier. lets squash this shii. Text battles ain't ma craft. Ciao.

Romance › Re: What Are Your Fears As A Goodlooking Person? by cupidhero(m): 1:08pm On Dec 15, 2014

Sophyrocks:
I love that song.

But hey, i dnt attack Nl male folks. I attack hypocrites.

i know! But95% of these hypocrites are males sha. Trust me you have missed alot,hypocrisy was at it's peak while you where MIA. Do have a jolly day!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by cupidhero(m): 12:58pm On Dec 15, 2014

fuckyouhard:
ur still a...........POOSIE! i can't battle u if this is what u have

douche! is a freestyle! If i'm poosie then lets make it 8 bars and if you better than me i will deactivate my account.

Romance › Re: What Are Your Fears As A Goodlooking Person? by cupidhero(m): 12:52pm On Dec 15, 2014

Sophyrocks:
Feeling like a stud huh?

You sure got a lot of fears.

lol. some are true sha,especially the funny ones. That unearthly entity part is true. it has never happend to me cos i'm not sam smith cute or justin bieber hot but it is how it works. They love a fine face the same way we also love a fine face here on earth. I'm sure you get the picture i'm tryna paint.

Romance › Re: What Are Your Fears As A Goodlooking Person? by cupidhero(m): 12:45pm On Dec 15, 2014

Sophyrocks:
Feeling like a stud huh?

You sure got a lot of fears.

*sings party rock remix*

sophyrock is in the house today
9ralanders gonna have a gud time
ye she gon make u loose ur mind
everybody lets have a good time

*yells*
everyday i'm stalking her!

miss your special attacks on NL male folks. welcome back!! cool

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by cupidhero(m): 12:30pm On Dec 15, 2014

How can i put ma spoon down
when all you do is fork up?
I like my beef hot!
fuckyouhard berra warm up

Is beef! is war!
fuckyouhard unleashed the rambo in me.
I have always loved bars,
Is okay if i go to sanko with this.

kr0ne if this ain't good 4 your boy then Bleep him. Wanna school him for calling some romancelanders "Poosie".

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by cupidhero(m): 11:34am On Dec 15, 2014

kr0ne:
Ask anybody Lagos comes first in slang, then Waffi. Visit places like Ajegunle, Amukoko and Orile. Dem go use slang sell u, u no go know. Ph dey tap from us

Romance › Re: What Are Your Fears As A Goodlooking Person? by cupidhero(m): 9:49am On Dec 15, 2014

Fear of being raped
Fear of attracting gays
Fear of being labelled a player
Fear of being stalked by a chick that is obsessed with me.
Fear of been mistaken for a female
Fear of attracting mammy water(Those being like fineboys and fine girl)

I fear that my handsomeness might blind people from recognizing my inner beauty.

Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha Asked To Apologize To The Igbos For Losing APC Primaries by cupidhero(m): 7:50am On Dec 15, 2014

Imagine Loosers like ogbonnaya onu is in APC. Someone who can't boast of making any progress during his reign in abia state. Ogbonnaya onu is a nobody in abia state.

Celebrities › Re: The Headies Awards 2014: Full List Of Winners by cupidhero(m): 7:43am On Dec 15, 2014

Hip hop have suffered in the hands of nigerians. Didn't know shoki was hip hop.

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Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by cupidhero(m): 12:42am On Dec 15, 2014

Me vs Fuckyouhard! 12bars max. Don't know how you guys roll here but if me calling him out means me dropping first then kindly inform me. mikuz set me up son!

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