₦airaland Forum

MrsBreezy:
I dunno . I really don't want to die or have any traumatic experience

what happened to kicking assss? if you can kick a soldiers assss then nigeria is like a vacation in cancun or cayman island...plus you got me as backup. screww a red belt in karate! i got a D&G belt incase you doubt ma awesomness.

Nigeria is dangerous no doubt especially the North east but cartels in mexico ain't no joke plus somalia is more dangerous than bermuda triangle. This list is trash! Nigeria got a bad name tho.

If you are always online you are jobless.

Ezibless:
Lol,u get work o

*smiles*.
Hope you ready for us? romeo,mr right,mr nice guy,fineboy,maga and even superman is among your potential chikers. no fall our hands o!

Ezibless:
Hi handsome!

Ezibless:
Hi handsome!

*grabs mic* Hey guys! Her prides is realy down!! She is ready for em lines now,who is gonna woo her first?

Ezibless:
Ok. Noted!








I'll swallow my pride from now on

Ok! lemme run a pride check.
Hello gorgeous!

Mprex:
what's that?

Nwanyi oma! Hope it is just a mild headache?

missberrypop5:
na before e be demons. Now they're money collectors.

Not only money collectors, masquerades now enter okada to their destinations. lol. some they even buy and chop suya when the crowd diverts their attention to another activity.

This is just sad! Only a f00l and a mardd man will compare BH and MEND or NDVF.

StrongPen1s:
All of you shouting ''so young and innocent'' can you guys please tell me what is innocent about someone strapping bomb of herself knowing fully well the level of damage she would effect on the real 'innocent' ones? Don't be easily deceived by that innocent look on her face, even die hard criminals have this look once they are caught. Abeeegi

She is just a kid,brainwashing her is easy. Their are effective programming for suicide bombers. na wa 4 u.

PerfumeRepublik:
Used to be a freak for midnight radio shows on Cosmo Fm Enugu wayback....
I guess the closure of the station broke my heart...
I don't pay a lot of attention to Radio shows anymore

Cosmo was to D0pe. Their playlist covered all genre. Rhythm and coolFM used to be cool but they are not that special anymore.

jahstech:
A random thought just flashed across my mind, do people (narrowing it down to all nl's) still have time listening to the radio? Cos these days we all know most people are just too busy with their phones doing one thing or the other, but if you still do, definitely there must be a particular program that interests you so make we know your location and the channel and program wen you feel say others suppose dey enjoy d way you dey enjoy am so!!!

Yes! 92.5 BBC malabo(panya) is one radio station i normally listen to. Plus i stream and listen to foreign ones like info wars sometimes.

shokky24:
The sun is just 3much,I av headache everyday it goes directly into my skull,wearing cloth makes it worse


It rained heavily in sagam yesterday but I was told no rain in december,harmattan should av started now still nothing...only this scorching sun

End time things

End time things? would you have preffered a heavy rainfall leading to flood? Thank God for the sun while praying.

Cool stuff! atleats this is better than the movies about yanks defeating the nazis alone. The D day or normandy invasion has been repeatedly twisted by hollywood. way to go bro!@OP

marieolae:
I think guys prefer ladies with low cut, actually its only the v pretty ones that can pull it off

As for me, braids on a guy..nahhhh. It looks immature and its not attractive to me

You mean if ginuwine or omarion walked upto you when he still had braids you won't find him attractive? Most lovers of RnB love guys rocking braids. You saying you don't find braids attractive is like a Goth or a punk rock lover saying he hates a mohican hairdo.

damn! I need some extra years before i can scoop this chocolate ice cream up. wish i was 30!! Where are these nerds when you need them?

shokky24:
Packaging for it to be gallant,when dey package everything u won't even notice the face

No one is ugly all they need is money except obasanjo even after having all those money he still looks like ape

True that! OBJ reminds me of Koba from the movie "dawn of the planet of apes". vikkyk10's comment holds the truth. every girl deserves to be loved no matter how ugly she looks.

Food of the gods!! I usually do number 1 when i'm alone in my crib and when ma mom or ma girl ain't around. folding and soaking a mayonaised,jam filled or a well buttered bread into a rich tea is the best gift you can give yourself. Tips: A sliced bread should never be used,always go for agege bread.

Lmao! Theres laffing in ma head!! The firts pix just made ma day. To create the OP's face is quite easy,Mold a ball and then add holes to it and then we have a perfect statue of this OP. #FSE

lol. OP your pix reminds me of SA women. easy on em foods man!

missberrypop5 you can lie eh! we normally have two seasons in nigeria. rainy and dry season and then a little harmattan. me 2 just dey wwatch you with my google glass. BTW alshabab de kenya so find another place to run to.

berem:
PDP doing what they know best. They had to plant bombs in two states governed by APC governors who are contesting in the primaries.
Their plans have failed!!

You should know better , why the mudslinging? If a PDP supporter called APC a party of islamic jihadists would you be happy about it? mara ife!

ritababe:
how can i swap my laptop with phone?

You don sell the lappy? and hope everything is working perfectly normal?

Your collar is wack!

Mespu:
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Are you trying to be funny?

Bobby valentino-turn the page

Tasers? This is nigeria bro,i'm sure you know this is nairaland and not a forum for yanks or brits.