₦airaland Forum

Divinehealer:
If people dont enter his death trap he will fix it. Simple as ABC but I am sure Nigerians would say "Let us manage it like that our God will protect us" and enter.

thats the thing.. We too like management na why our country no dey better.. The Americans like comfort a lot that's why they are making better ways to ease their lives.

If a girl says she likes washing machine, the hegoats will say she is lazy..why can't she not use her hands to wash cloth.. Or use mortar and pestle in place of blender

lalanice:
nothing o, just that at 35 he has a 19yr old girl he can't wait for, and he wants to go into another one with a fake fb and expect a serious thing from it. Ayam not understanding.

but she is 19years na.. Don't u recognize the age gap.. Its a good thing he plans on leaving the girl knowing that she is still very young

lalanice:
Mthcwww you are not serious

what's your issue with the op?

Preshy561:
seriously,some women can control their anger.
I would have given him rat poison if it were to be me.
Stupid foolish man.

just negodu...

Fundamentalist:
I thought they said he was unconscious, bedridden no access to phone, foods and how did he type this

same thing I wanted to ask.

Lol.. I go just disable whatsapp

The world should just end.. Let rapture take place.

I'll go with smellinganus, not attracted to fat people...

The way these ladies are sent out is the same way Jesus will pursue prominent pastors away from heaven on judgement day

PrimadonnaO:
No. It doesn't have to mean that. It's just really insulting thar he would have the guts to make such a suggestion over something as little as a 50k phone You know what they say, "if you want to eat a toad, let it be a big toad."

we are still saying the same thing... Aren't we?

Lol .. Obviously that picture would drive every girl nuts.. Especially the girl above me

Keep waiting ..

Nigerians would have done worse

Kdon2:
No mind her,she wan do jare she just has contemplating

I tell you.. I dislike girls who aren't smart in life issues.

Why are some nigerian girls so daft in this life.. Why can't she just be wise enough to record such conversations in case of next time or better still if she is smart enough video it secretly.

TheUpsetGirl1:
lesbian... guys are now lesbians

who do you think you wana fool? Me?

Preshy561:
it's a guy behind that moniker.
prechbills.

no, a girl...

TheUpsetGirl1:
Only in Nigeria, ladies can't foot bills.. let's assume the guy can't pay for the malt, so the lady can't pay for ordinary malt?

When a lady and I go for a date the first time.. I'll pay for everything but as from the second time, lady be ready to spend..

I don't roll with broke dawgs ladies..

by the way... Its official you are now a lesbian

When will all these madness stop... The show is over, they should go and sell akara biko

These days I even avoid going on dates...

Buhari told us these same lies when Jonathan was in power.

These muslim politicians don't hate themselves rather they sit down in the same mosque together and sing allahu Akbar in unison.

They have the same mission, to suppress other tribes under their terror.. I Hector will not be a proponent of tribal suppression...

They say we should get PVC, have the gotten a credible candidate? How can you tell the masses to get PVC when the people you bring out for us to vote are looters?

One day the people will rise up and say no.. We don't want to vote.. We will install a president by ourselves. Look at that man, its he/she we want, make him/her the president.

Its good to stay celibate for some time.. Its not every hole that you will chook preek inside or spread leg for all kinds of preek....

The fear of std is the beginning of sound wisdom. Fashi condoms...

Fabulousb36:
This is very normal, once a lady spends the night in a guy's house for any reason then she must sleep with him, stay awake struggling or get raped. Considering that all they see when they look at a lady is a sex tool. They ask questions like "y then did u come" even if it was just an unplanned situation that got her there.
Well my advice to every lady, please don't go to spend the night at any man's house unless u have plans of sleeping with him. Nigerian men are sex starved, it's just like a lamb walking into a lion's den, it's either it's plays along or it gets eaten.
To the guys, abeg sex is cheap. There are a million and one girls willing to give u what u want out there. If it's too hard get a gf or get married or better still take ur rod to the club or something. It's not worth ruining friendships or inflicting pain on a fellow human being.

if you say sex is cheap And there are a million and one girls out there willing to give sex, then why say Nigerian men are sex starved?

Shout Jesus

Its only when you are married that you will understand why these women advise such....

Lmao

vizkiz:
I can't lie about my identity (which I am never ashamed of).

Even if i did and they find out? I can be anything but a liar.

these girls wey even dey lie pass us sef..

vizkiz:
Who humbled me?

Mtchewwww...Fine girl whey I never see or meet before?

You know how many babes dey toast me?

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I am just being careful about what I type here bruh...You know how many nairalanders I meet every day apart from the whole get together thingy?

Met one at the cinema this morning sef.. I don't want to be seen as a jerk (not entirely).

By the way, If this moniker goes on another ban its probably going to last a year.

well its because you tell these barnies that your Nl moniker is vizkiz so they kinda judge you.. But if u mention one careless moniker, dem no go reason anything.

She said phone for how much that she would have sex with him...

That means if the phone were to be an A list phone, she would reconsider...

Pocohantas come and see

vizkiz:
I learnt never to generalize while assuming.

You should edit your comment. Make it "Some ladies" or "Most ladies"

The fact that an egg is bad doesn't make the whole crate inedible

lol fine girl don humble you