₦airaland Forum

mapet:
Don't mind the OP. When we have lovely pictures from the orginator, my man Ogbeni Aregbesola
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omo is that porridge coco yam and beans Chai my kwontry which way forward....? Why not atleast bottle water 30cl of bottle water is sold to the consumer @ the rate of 50k so if he can arrange with bottle water producing company, they can sold it to him @ cheap rate of 30naira, therefore if u calculate 30naira X 200,000 primary school pupil is dat state, u will know that we are equal to the task, just that we are in era of kworuption and lies...

That is kworuption 4u...


But why each time we want to describe poverty and bad side of Nigeria, we always use northerners as illustration


BUHARI why nah,

mayorwesley:
Note: melaye is yoruba from Kogi west, so be informed u tribal bigot

but he resemble mallam nah

Because of 20k u won that guy in khaki to frog jump me bcux I won take safie Devil is a liar, I jump and pass dis one

The power of money.... Beauty and the beast.... Baba fashola u sure dis guy nah ur blood... We need DNA result

What are u guyz waiting for ? Shoot them at-sight, because their mentor bubu go soon release them

Buying stolen gadget is very bad, if I can't afford bland new, I manage the one I have till I receive better alert....

misscastle:
Yes I am one of ‘them' and don't ‘sweetie' me till you apologize

so for ur mind u fine U are the cutest for ur village mean u are ugly for my side...

chowlade:
their joystics are always clean

and the rest of the body are as dirty as pig's

Mallam's and personal hygiene are like
EFCC and DASUKI... I hope our oyil president does that as well

I taught he said that thing he gonna shave it off , our yeye-brity and media stunt. Though beautiful wide flowers

All I can see is a big masquerade standing agile blocking the ventilation... Hausa/fulani's don't have fashion sense.... If u concur with me, click like and share to our president

Apc are not ready for democracy.... Sipping my kunu nana waiting for BuBu to wade into the matter since he is also the chief judge

I blame wole soyinka the grand father of cultism in Nigeria

Rattle snake season 1..... Mbaise people oya come take unah favorite meat....

The husband don practice jihad with her, I blame buhari for not doing his best to eradicate terrorist in our mist, those guys are confirm boko boy's... Buhari should urgently install CCTV around every home belonging to a muslim, seem's like dis guys are going digital, jihadist at it pace, a northern muslim can only live 7miles away from my home,

Well my license pump action gun can do undo able, patiently waiting IGP to legalize AK47 and baZookas...


Make I ask ohhh , so sharia court still exist in Nigeria ?

Abeg informed me when the oyil drop to 1dollar a barrel so I can open my own refinery.... Buhari is finished

Omo si gobe.... Take style collect one round as her body go take, so u won't lose afterward, come tell her one funny sorry like the reason she got ill is because the witches and wizards in your village want u to be the chief priest of a famous shrine in ur community, that ur first,second,third and fourth girlfriends died mysteriously in your house, kukuma buy red,blue,yellow,black candles and white cloth, in the middle of the night, turn off all the electric light in ur house if u get light oooo, then light all the candles right round, spread the white cloth for center, sit down ontop of the spread white cloth stack necked, start shouting her name with some incantation, if the girl no tear race commot by her self I go balance u all the money u spent on her... Olodo u no get money dey invite high class chick for ur house, hahahahahaha

Omo si gobe.... Take style collect one round as her body go take, so u won't lose afterward, come tell her one funny sorry like the reason she got ill is because the witches and wizards in your village want u to be the chief priest of a famous shrine in ur community, that ur first,second,third and fourth girlfriends died mysteriously in your house, kukuma buy red,blue,yellow,black candles and white cloth, in the middle of the night, turn off all the electric light in ur house if u get light oooo, then light all the candles right round, spread the white cloth for center, sit down ontop of the spread white cloth stack necked, start shouting her name with some incantation, if the girl no tear race commot by her self I go balance u all the money u spent on her... hahahahahaha

That's my coolest nigga.... I concur

Why handsome's and beauties give birth to ugly's nowadays.... ?


Be like say some sperm's are Contaminate....
Our biology teacher no teach us dis one... Though I'm happy 4my crush, I for give her better cutter children

Chai bad nigar... So u need that MTN free bonus

So dis dullard is still junketing around


No wonder he said to bring our girls back club.... I no know where my boys keep unah girls, is either he don use dem do barbecue/ritual or he don dash dem off...


Unah don enter 1chance

Abeg who is she Is she Buhari mistress

Media stunt, Dis guy dey learn trade from KING fayose...



All I can see is Aboki's with white danchiki's...



If u like carry MI & 2face go london come back, dem go remain and dress like aboki's.....



Kai see suya Ni, I hope no be our missing national budget unah won use fold that Suya...

Buhari have he send congratulation message to governor Dickson that old dunce is still grieving over the long forgotten landslide victory by peoples democracy party.... I wonder how him face go look in 2019 when INEC chairman report's he scored zero in his re-election.... KIKIKIKIKIKI...


Sipping my kunu nunu waiting for mass burial of Eeeeee feeeee Ceeeeeee member's in rivers state...


liar muhammad abeg I'm looking for my wallet abeg go announce it to national Tv

Liar Muhammad instigating lies from both side of his mouth.... MOD abeg no ban me again... I am freedom fighter.... 2weeks in Nairaland confinement... Gosh....freedom at last.



Oluwaseun
Osewa
your MOD's are they core member's of AREWA PEOPLES CONGRESS (APC) Because the way dis guys dey take monitor my comment's as if nah me hold Dasuki ATM card...



Abeg someone should kick that duara dullard butt and tell him to stop blaming jonathan in every blunder he commit, I scored his administration
00 -00001.... Shey unah Vote 4 shenge... ....



Abeg b4 I go... Is our mare commissioner, sorry vice president still alive ? Hardly heard of him nowadays, be like say he don go back to what he knew best to do .... Pastoring..... Ehhhhh feeeeee ceeeeee SHENGE

DiademSh07:
Who told you they weren't given notice?
So you expect Lagos govt to be looking at the slums your brothers created at Oshodi?
Yeye!

oga make I put u through small, that slum as u foolishly called it contribute enmassly toward's lagos state internal revenue, less I forgot, ur hatred will be a blessing to us, no government in his right sense can do without igbos, any governors that does that is just risking the economy of it state, ask ambode he will tell you that u can't became governor in lagos state without the support of the igbo's.... I'm still waiting for oba akiolo to drawn me in lagos lagoon.... Or is he clueless as well

tsdarkside:
yes,but they were not asking for weapons....kanu is a dead man already,,,,the rules are clear....he is finish!!....

and for your mind, murdering him in cold blood is it going to stop the agitation Seem like biafrans are the one's putting food on ur goddamn table, we should go our separate way let's see who is the parasite...

bettercreature:
It's not the same in south west! there is nothing like special treatment for the Indigene,i heard what WIKE is doing to non-indigene in Rivers state and you can say the same about the North BUT nothing like that in south-west

forcefully destroying shops, goods worth billions of naira without notice, in the name of some kind of mopping up, so is nothing to u...? I have not drown inside lagos lagoon shebi u knew that

ShowYourCertificate:
We are just making this Nnamdi Kanu of a guy more popular. Biafra should not be encouraged. United we stand, divided we fall.

abi as u dey fall I go follow u fall As cattle rearers and fulani marauders won scatter everyone I go follow them enter grave bcux I be 1nigeria ? What have we gain in 1Nigeria ? isn't time 4us 2go our different way, so we can know the real parasite We can be neighbors, b4 I cross ur border I must apply 4 visa... Dis 1 9ja mentality has to stop.... As boko haram say dem no won book or pencil for there territory (northern region) , so I go follow them became illiterate because I be 9ja ? Charlie I'm not going down with anyone, the more u detain him, more powerful the agitation become,