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RomanceRe: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by cutekhalifa(m): 7:41pm On Dec 19, 2015
that's why I love my girl, if she want poo , she go kukuma enter toilet go do nature calling, I hate those gals forming as if dem no dey poo
PoliticsRe: Ambode At 2015 Children’s End Of The Year Party At Lagos House - Photos by cutekhalifa(m): 7:30pm On Dec 19, 2015
Dis guy no get swag.... Fayose the slayer of APC, the only yoruba man surpass late pa Awo achievement... grin grin grin
SportsRe: Blessing Okagbare Beats Usain Bolt To 2016 Guinness World Records by cutekhalifa(m): 5:20pm On Dec 19, 2015
Blessing okagbara is doing nigeria proud.... If the news is obinna kalu caught with cocaine in dubai, u people will say one ibo boy is caught with cocaine... If u excelling u are Nigeria if u are bad person u are Ibo, I wonder when these people will start appreciating us... undecided
PoliticsRe: Buratai Hometown Under Bokoharam Attack by cutekhalifa(m): 5:01pm On Dec 19, 2015
So is no longer 1st December.... ? Our oil president is clueless

PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu And Obasanjo Commission Roads In Aba (Photos) by cutekhalifa(m): 4:45pm On Dec 19, 2015
Cement road as well....
Nairaland GeneralMy Newest Invention,25000mha Avatar/power Bank...100% Home Made by cutekhalifa(op): 1:58pm On Dec 19, 2015
I just invent 25,000 MHA avatar/power bank... The power of innovation, the avatar can be fully charged with natural sun or electricity, the avatar/power bank can last 2days if in use and 4days if not in use, the brightness of the flashlight is twice of 20watts of bulb, i use the avatar to powered my 40inch tv / DVD player... More update is coming soon grin cheesy cheesy grin

PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Donates Charity Gifts From UK School To Children In The North by cutekhalifa(m): 10:57pm On Dec 18, 2015
Akiika:
If this sound funny to you, i think you need to have a Dr. evaluate your sanity.
are u browsing from IDP camp ?? grin cheesy grin
NYSCRe: The Deplorable State Of Zamfara Corpers Lodge by cutekhalifa(m): 7:13pm On Dec 18, 2015
I'm not surprise
PoliticsRe: Court Of Appeal Nullifies The Election Of Udom Emmanuel Of Akwa Ibom by cutekhalifa(m): 7:01pm On Dec 18, 2015
1 party system.... Our snail oyil president this is not democracy nah...
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar Stuns In New Photoshoot by cutekhalifa(m): 10:17pm On Dec 17, 2015
Dis one should go for juju film because she resemble one ijele masquerade frm our village... cheesy grin cheesy
BusinessRe: Naira Situation Worsens, Falls To N270/$ by cutekhalifa(m): 10:12pm On Dec 17, 2015
MadCow1:
Thanks to Jonathan and Dasuki



When Oil Prices were at 120 USD per barrel, Jonathan & Pay-Pay in collaboration with Dasuki, Jim Nwobodo, Bafarawa, Odili and cohorts were busy sharing our money like 'WHOT'. angry

Now wey Oil Price na 32 USD per Barrel, wetin una expect.




I believe that BUHARI is a right man for Nigeria now, but it seems like we waited 6 years too late to elect him. angry


Just imagine if Jonathan had won the last election, Dasuki and co would be chilling somewhere enjoying their loot and even planning on looting more and we Nigerians would have been ignorant and oblivious to it.



#GodPunishPDP.. angry
the dullard u voted for, is even asking for 6months leave to west germany... grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin
BusinessRe: Naira Situation Worsens, Falls To N270/$ by cutekhalifa(m): 10:05pm On Dec 17, 2015
Our Oyil president is trying nah.... If u like carry doctorate degree from oxford & Cambridge university give a dullard... He will for ever remain a dullard... Biafran pounds go soon get value pass Naira.... Click like and share to BUBU grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Actor Dede One Day Is Dead - Puo Reports by cutekhalifa(m): 9:59pm On Dec 17, 2015
Raymondluv:
bros u later ask her sister?
yeah the guy don die... I confirmed it from her blood sister he is suffering from HBP
PoliticsRe: CAN Protests Moves To List Nigeria Among Arab Nations To Fight ISIS by cutekhalifa(m): 10:46am On Dec 17, 2015
If they can paid in 2billion dollars into my private account plus a luxury 5star yatch offshore of bahamas island with flenty flenty onu ugu from sokoto, nah that time I go accept whatever religion Mr BUBU want to enforce on us... Yeye oil president the king of North.. grin grin grin
CrimeRe: How I Was Drugged, Raped, Fired From Air Force (photos) by cutekhalifa(m): 6:58pm On Dec 15, 2015
Well come to ZOO republic if I shout BIAFRA now some people go start panicking and calling me names... My dear sorry but nah ur bros reject biafra initially angry
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Donates Charity Gifts From UK School To Children In The North by cutekhalifa(m): 6:30pm On Dec 15, 2015
BUBU ur daughter is disgracing us oooo... We are not somalia or Niger, I wonder the kind sorry that silly daughter of our oil president told them b4 they might have reconsider to Release those Relief materials for NE... May be she promise them an oil block @ chad basin.... We are not bangladesh nah. grin cheesy cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: El-zakzaky’s Daughter, Nusaiba, Speaks On Fate Of Her Father by cutekhalifa(m): 6:02pm On Dec 15, 2015
grin I told u people 1 day una go get tired of sai bubu... Thank God is one of there own killing them... If nah jonathan and ihejirika una dey go shout crucify him crucify him crucify him... The dullard is busy sipping kunu while the people voted for change are suffering/smiling... Thank God I didn't vote of shenge grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralThe World 10th Oldest People by cutekhalifa(op): 3:30pm On Dec 15, 2015
10 Kamato Hongo born September 16, 1887 was a
Japanese centenarian and possibly a
supercentenarian. She was considered to be the
world’s oldest recognized living person from March
2002 until her death. She lived in Kagoshima and
celebrated her 116th birthday a month before her
death from pneumonia.

9 María Esther Heredia Lecaro de Capovilla, known
internationally as María Capovilla Born September
14, 1889, was an Ecuadorian supercentenarian, and,
at the time of her death at age 116 years 347 days.
Maria was the daughter of a colonel and lived a life in
the upper-class elite. She attended social functions
and art classes. She never smoked or drank hard
liquor, unlike others on this list.

8. Shirali Muslimov 168 Years
Shirali Muslimov is an interesting case. Some say his
age is for real, most dispute his extreme longevity.
Muslimov was a Talysh shepherd from the village of
Barzavu in the Lerik region of Azerbaijan, a
mountainous area near the Iranian border.

7 Elizabeth “Lizzie” Bolden born August 15, 1890 was an
African American supercentenarian woman who, at
the time of her death at age 116 years and 118 days,
was recognized by Guinness World Records as the
then world’s oldest living person. Elizabeth Bolden
was one of only seven people worldwide that lived
until age 116. Her birth was the last remaining
documented birth of 1890.

FamilyThe World 10th Oldest People..... by cutekhalifa(op): 1:09pm On Dec 15, 2015
10 Kamato Hongo born September 16, 1887 was a
Japanese centenarian and possibly a supercentenarian. She was considered to be the
world’s oldest recognized living person from March
2002 until her death. She lived in Kagoshima and
celebrated her 116th birthday a month before her
death from pneumonia.

9 María Esther Heredia Lecaro de Capovilla, known
internationally as María Capovilla Born September
14, 1889, was an Ecuadorian supercentenarian, and,
at the time of her death at age 116 years 347 days.
Maria was the daughter of a colonel and lived a life in the upper-class elite. She attended social functions and art classes. She never smoked or drank hard liquor, unlike others on this list.

8 Shirali Muslimov 168 Years
Shirali Muslimov is an interesting case. Some say his age is for real, most dispute his extreme longevity. Muslimov was a Talysh shepherd from the village of Barzavu in the Lerik region of Azerbaijan, a mountainous area near the Iranian border.

7 Elizabeth “Lizzie” Bolden born August 15, 1890 was an African American supercentenarian woman who, at the time of her death at age 116 years and 118 days, was recognized by Guinness World Records as the then world’s oldest living person. Elizabeth Bolden was one of only seven people worldwide that lived until age 116. Her birth was the last remaining
documented birth of 1890. Continue Reading At
CelebritiesRe: Actor Dede One Day Is Dead - Puo Reports by cutekhalifa(m): 4:43pm On Dec 14, 2015
Devil is a liar,,, I saw dede one day yesterday @ his little niece 2years birthday party... Her sister is our neighbor.... I will never believe these story until I heard it directly from her sister when she comes back from market....
Nairaland GeneralCS Park In aba got burned on monday moring by cutekhalifa(op):
One of the best park in aba is on fire

Christianity EtcRe: Christ's Return Is Imminent by cutekhalifa(m): 2:58am On Dec 14, 2015
Does it mean king solomon that have Pierce nose and ear with a lot of perfume will go to hell huh john does not specify the kind of tattoo in the book of revelation... I strongly believe in his (jesus) second coming... But let us not be more catholic than the Romans shekina...
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Sea Pirates In Bonny That Attacked 3 Boats Yesterday (Pics) by cutekhalifa(m): 10:00pm On Dec 13, 2015
huh All I can see is a sea pirate because I know NPF are clueless like buhari, Nigeria police that no fit catch ordinary pickpocket with local made gun, enter water go catch professional sea lord... I suspect conspiracy theory here.... huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: 2015 Elections: How Nigerian Musicians, Artistes Sent PDP Packing – Buhari by cutekhalifa(m): 9:24pm On Dec 13, 2015
Are these the musicians.... Chai we don't have any talent in north.... I wonder the kind of message these said musicians are passing to the masses.... huh angry undecided
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Shiites-Army Clash In Zaria, Many Feared Dead by cutekhalifa(m): 6:57pm On Dec 12, 2015
I hope u peeps is going to sue Major General Tukur Buratai to ICC for genocide.... No be only ihejirika go go that court now.... Serve them right...
PoliticsRe: Soldiers And Shiites Clash In Zaria, Seven Killed by cutekhalifa(m): 6:12pm On Dec 12, 2015
Gem Gem Gem..... NG Army 7 - 0 Shiti grin cheesy grin we are waiting for counterattack from shiti.... Bubu won't be happy with this result ooooo grin grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: KASU Confers Buhari With Honorary Doctorate Degree (Photos) by cutekhalifa(m): 5:48pm On Dec 12, 2015
Someone that can't even give account of his academic record is barging doctorate degree.... I suspect conspiracy theory.... Is he doctorate in junketing or clueless. huh?
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain Criticizes Buhari Over Allocation Of N39.4bn For Oil Exploration by cutekhalifa(m): 9:18am On Dec 12, 2015
Another fund raising avenue for terrorist in north... We are looking for oil in desert when the one we had in south is gradually losing value,,, buhari is a confuse confusionist... Don't worry we are going to see the difference between a graduate with PHD and a semi-illiterate.... Nigeria is sailing without direction... We are in autopilot, welcome back to stone age...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Two Bodies Disappear From Benin Mortuary by cutekhalifa(m): 7:19am On Dec 12, 2015
The corpse no won enter ground nah... Why the hess... Abeg bring my ogogolo for me make I do morning devotion .... grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Delivered Of A Baby Girl In The USA(photos) by cutekhalifa(m): 7:12am On Dec 12, 2015
cry my number 1 crush having children with another man..... Well congratulation to both of them, but anytime u won divorce that guy, abeg ring the bell I'm available till I reach 90years.. cry cry cry
PoliticsRe: Reaction Of Africans When BBC Said Nigeria Flag Is Boring by cutekhalifa(m): 7:44pm On Dec 11, 2015
Good one... Nigeria flag is boring nah... flaunt ur green white green passport abroad and face deportation...

PoliticsRe: Arms Scandal: Jonathan’s Govt Spent Billions, Abused Trust – Buhari by cutekhalifa(m): 10:20am On Dec 10, 2015
Barely 6mounths u are tired looking for whom to blame... Confused confusionist... When I told them Nigerian just voted a dullard as a president people will start abusing me... We are on autopilot,

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