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Everblazinggg:
I actually learned a lot from this. Most of this so called prophesys that are not balanced we will always hear .....pray to avoid it. So if it happens fine if not it's prayer answer just to be on the save side OK ooooo

bros, your head get oil..................you're wise!

Hi guys, this is really urgent and i desperately need help.

MODs, kindly move this topic to the correct section.

I'm a recent graduate and i want to keep busy within the next 3 months while waiting for NYSC.

Kindly recommend a nice tutor that treats people with respect and is good at repairing phones .
Thanks

Philgbeee:
fellow futmite..welcome on board..I see you I see joy

Nice one bro. Me happy too

dabrightt:
Bro you feel you are enjoying yourself right you and people that got your post to fp...Let me just tell you reparcussion of what you just did...

N0 1. This is what the Sovereign LORD
says: Woe to the foolish prophets
who follow their own spirit and have
seen nothing! Ezekiel 13 vs 3

N0 2. And so I tell you, every kind of sin
and slander can be forgiven, but
blasphemy against the Spirit will not
be forgiven. matthew 12 vs 31

N0 3. 'But the prophet who speaks a
word presumptuously in My
name which I have not
commanded him to speak, or
which he speaks in the name of
other gods, that prophet shall
die.'. Deuteronomy 18:20

Be careful sir....You can make fun of anything not Holy spirit because when the repercusion come seun lalasticlala will still take it to front page am just begging you be careful please..

thank you kind sir, but if you noticed i carefully avoided holy spirit, Jesus and God in my post. Thanks again

priceaction:
The prophesy had started yielding results as I see the useless topic made the front page. It is not the fault of the OP but that of the mod that drank badagry weed juice mixed with alomo before going to sleep yesterday.

My good brother, don't be hating eh!
From my profile, you can see that i was posting meaningful things but they never made FP (that's not a nice feeling ). So i discovered that you have to crase and be a clown to make FP.

#surefireFP

TheGuy5:
$13 SAVINGS! 2 DAYS TO GO !

NEW YEAR, NEW CHALLENGES;NEW SKILLS=VICTORY
If you continue to earn what you are earning at the moment all through the months until the end of next year, tell me: will that dream of becoming a financial pillar in your family be achieved soon? Well, YOU alone know the answer.

*BE POSITIVE*
*BE SMART*
*BE PRO-ACTIVE

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vivaciousvivi:
cutelover19 you are a bonafide clown!

Thanks sweetie

Michael Ikechukwu alis mikey
Telecommunication Engineering
FUTMINNA
September 2016
Abuja, Calabar and Lagos


one quick question, please when is batch A2017 likely to be called up?

Hmm, the spirit is moving me to say this to his people to guard them in the coming year, Here we go!!!
1. Many Nigerians will celebrate the new year.
2. Many people will draft new year resolutions that they wouldn't observe
3. Rain will fall
4. Sun will shine
5. Many people will be stranded in their village due to shortage of funds for transport
6. Nigerians should pray because i see some brouhaha in the 2017 budget
7. Some high profile Nigerians will die, let us pray hard against this
8. Nigerians will complain of the buhari government
9. Hmm, i see natural disasters around the world, especially in asia and america
10. I see more political scheming this year, the leadership of APC and PDP should pray hard.
11. Pay your tithe this year, yes, i see a deep hole in the pockets of those that don't pay
12. Arsenal fans, hmm. I see you leaving a tournament that real madrid won in may 2016. The spirit did not reveal the name, so figure it out for yourself
13. Nigeria will not go for Afcon
14. Buhari will blame GEJ harder in 2017.
15. I see dollar rising , oh yes. Nigerians should pray for it to start dropping. hmm
16. I see rainy season starting late, harmattan will come!
17. I see many useless topics making frontpage on nairaland in 2017, e.g snakes, breast, celebrities, ten things......... and many trivialities. Nairalanders must pray against this.
18. I see buhari going abroad in 2017, Nigerians should pray for him.
19. Holy ghost congress and shiloh will hold in 2017, hallelujah
20. Hmmm, i see people call for the scrapping of NYSC. Graduates should pray harder for this to happen.
21. I see fulani herdsmen, chai. Pray my people!
22. I see more corruption allegations, a mighty politician will be indicted. Contact me for prayers if you're the one.
23. Donald Trump will be sworn in. He will make some mistakes at first. Yes, Americans should pray
24. Nairaland mods, i see you moving this topic to FP. do not delay the prophecy of the man of god

Password = snake and tonto dikeh

cc seun, lalasticlala

I join my voice with that of the OP. as a Telecomms Engr, the role of NCC apart from regulating spectrum usage is to protect consumer interest. #saynotodatapicefloor

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The OP ended up saying nothing worthy of note. what I choose to call sweet nothings. Next time hit the nail on the head on what exactly a potential employee is to say .

TINALETC3:
Which one is Hausa perfume biko?

also known as sosorobia. so strong you can be smelt from miles away.

OPCNAIRALAND:
Agaba,
Buhari has not hidden his intent to diversify revenue stream. It was part of his message during campaign and before election, it was included in his first speech after swearing in. One of the focused areas for revenue stream is FIRS.

Regulations, whether through NCC or any other agents are designed to observe standards, enforce compliance and derive levies through licensing. An agent body will work in tandem with service operators to address needs necessary to maintain standards.

On the subscriber part, social media is not a need. You do not suffer any loss of quality living if your social media tools are taken away. So it is individual preference and choice to use facebook, use tweeter, use nairaland and other multimedia tools. It is in same grade of utility as owning a car. The government has not blocked accessibility to social media. Everyone that wants to use it can if they will afford the price of using it.

Your input is misguided. What you ought to advocate is a close monitoring of the extra income generated from increased pricing and how it translates into improved coverage, quality and delivery for the consumer. Also, if the FIRS is able to report on the increase in taxed income of service providers and benefit to society.

Consumer advocates collect data at the user input level and use it to influence policies that will shape behaviors of providers. Be a good consumer advocate!

with every iota of hate in my soul, you're a big fool.

splenzard:
Oga Tekno, Shoe get size na

38-24 = 14

if she had a child at Fourteen, she for don born your mate

Fortunately enough, she didn't have a kid at 14. I don't see what the problem is, Tekno is old enough to do what he pleases. it's #hisbusiness

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kindly click this link, the OP is correct but presents his case like a defamation.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2015/11/13/siamese-twin-separation-that-launched-ben-carson-fame-ended-poorly-for-twins/miZSU7XaINfDWFXWsfYLDO/story.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3943600495

SamuelAnyawu:
I thought they've banned my account



Funny Barney

hi sir, would love to work on your campaign trail for 2019 house of reps election. send me a PM if you so desire. you won't regret it

what is common to all these women?
the answer: at some point in their lives, they all studied abroad. Think about this and tell me what hope is left for future generations.

blueto:
Information like this is undisputable since it is coming from the Super Eagles's technical adviser who went to confirm it at Chelsea himself. Now we see why players feign injuries and lie in order to be omitted from national call ups just to satisfy their managers in order to secure their playing career in the respective clubs.

But the problem in Mikel's case is that the Nigerians that he sacrificed his Chelsea's career for are the ones traducing and lambasting him. Mikel is totally fit for Conte's plans and philosophy, even Conte confessed that Mikel keeps impressing him in trainings.

Until I see Matic and Kante's combination win the Champions league like Mikel did for Chelsea, I will always rate Mikel above then.

Your words are very true sire! In my mind, I see conte as a childish and myopic manager even though I love his touch line antics and weird tactics. A player's pride lies in winning trophies while donning his national colors.
sooner or later, he would need Mikel. why I like Mikel is that he plays the simplest of football devoid of fancy rubbish while being highly effective. #NgrAlg

teewhydope:

don't be naughty bro, I took the picture in the dark. besides I'm dark skinned so why will I have dark knuckles?

see mine

after collecting N50 bribe on the highways. what I saw while traveling down to Abuja was an eyesore. Any foolish policeman that tries to enforce any stupid change around me will be dealt with mercilessly. If I'm driving, I'll crush his legs #quotemeanddie

LadyMercedes:
7. Really?

sister, wouldn't this be correct if the building had a basement?
basement - 0
ground floor - 1
first floor - 2
second floor - 3
third floor - 4

scccaaammmmm. Buhari beht why?

Mcowubaba:
Sir, you're very vague and ambiguous for me to give any suitable response.
Living cost for how long?
Average time it takes to find Job, what type of job, what's your qualifications, status in Manitoba/Canada

Anyway let me try and answer, Manitoba is generally a cheaper province when compared to Ontario, British Columbia etc but not cheaper than Saskatchewan or Newfoundland and Labrador.

For a Masters program of Two years, I think an estimated budget of 7million naira should cover for everything in (Tuition, accommodations, other fees, a little luxury, transportation round the Province and even for flight from Nigeria to Winnipeg James Armstrong Richardson Airport CYGW).
But all this depends on what type of accommodation you would choose, your lifestyle, your planning and choices.
BTW
I don't know the University and course you're applying to so I can't actually know your tuition.

About Jobs, don't worry there are loads of opportunities, but that depends on your immigration Status in Canada, qualifications and to an extent your Course of study.
You will definitely get a job, but it may not be your choice Job immediately, but after awhile you will land your dream Job.
Success Sir

thanks a million Sir. one more thing Sir, since I can't work for more than a 20 hours, what's the average wage for an off campus job? are international students earnings taxed? I need to know this so as to prepare the mind of my parents in the case that they have to supplement my earnings.

Mcowubaba:
Yeah. U can.
You will be required only to send (through courier services) the original transcript and certificate/statement of result when you have been given provisional admission that should be around next year March or so.

You can use Student's copy of your transcript, and a statement of Result for your UofM application.
UofM application is a bit strenuous, so that on time.
You have barely 6weeks to deadline.

sir, kindly help me with the following issues.
1. what's the average living cost in Manitoba?
2. what's the average time it takes to find a job?

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