SamuelAnyawu:
Rich Marrying the Rich (Political and financial alignment)


So Buhari's daughter cannot marry an online zombie? O Di Egwu





#SenatorSamuelAnyanwu2019

Sam daddy, I sent you a mail on NL but you're yet to reply.

yekparikpa:
what is disgusting about cellulite? To even think you are a lady. SMH!

I tire for her my brother. and some of us have a fetish for women with cellulite. #turnon

SamuelAnyawu:

I just sent you a pm. kindly reply cos I'd like to discuss with you sir!

Dreal11247:




I did not write that he is already born again. That's why I wrote,"Congratulations in advance ".
I know that it is going to happen by the power of the Almighty God.

now I understand, amen to your prayer. next time try to be as explicit in your posts. have a pleasant day

Dreal11247:
The first Oba to become a true born again through giving his life to Christ Jesus. Congratulations in advance.

my brother, please read the crap you just posted and tell me if you truly believe a word of it. do you know all the rituals and occultic rites he must've passed through before being crowned? born again oba my black ass. #spits

yuzedo:
Not Every Time "Flex", Sometimes "Epp" - Ongoing Case 17/10/2016


Under the Town Planning Bridge linking Ilupeju to Anthony Village, a bag of bones held tautly together by a thin layer of diseased skin lies awaiting an inevitable death.

Our bag of bones is what remains of a man, nay, boy, who despite his visceral state is surprisingly lucid, and as “cheerful” as his unfortunate state should typically allow.

He is my newest friend, and his name is Musa.

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I made his acquaintance on Thursday, when whilst driving to work I spotted the human heap tucked in an obscure spot under said bridge, sleeping.

Have you ever slept for 24-hours because you had no choice? A certain period in 1998, I was sleeping for 24-hours, because consciousness meant INTENSE PAIN having just suffered a certain physical trauma. Twice a day, around mid-day and again at 8-pm, I would try to, and successfully muster enough strength to open my eyes for 2-minutes at the very most, to observe life – apparently proceeding without me; and to acknowledge my family’s presence, before being forced to relapse into an unconsciousness besieged by frightful, fiery dreams that were still a thousand times more bearable than the overwhelming anguish of a once-familiar consciousness we all take for granted.

Musa currently lives this reality – too weak to even beg.

On the day I made his acquaintance after buying him a hot meal, I was forced to return home because he desperately needed clothes. I brought back three shirts, two trousers, and a pair of shorts. I promised to try and get Lagos State Officials to come and rescue him. On Friday, passing my friend, he was wearing at least two sets of the three I had obliged him.

I was weak.

Na cold make man wear three cloth for inside sun!!!

How he even managed to put them on unassisted beats me; this bag of bones (Calling him a "bag of bones" is understating a physical condition akin to Kevin Carter's Pulitzer-winning depiction of victims in the 1993 Sudanese Crisis) needed me to pull him up to a sitting position when he wants to eat. Can you imagine finding a lone bottle of water after a 10-day trek in Sahara Desert but not having the basic energy to unscrew the plastic cap, so you die of dehydration? Our man had almost lost his teeth trying to open the coca-cola I bought, when I returned and effortlessly turned the cap. Nwanne, to open coke easy until your body no strong.

Sorry for all the details, but a pathetic situation requires full disclosure!

This thing has me thinking. What is Religion? – Not fornicating? Not worshipping juju?? Fam, did Jesus die for you to attend church where you do nothing but beg him for more favors

No.

Now, let me narrate the concluding part of this story, and hopefully justify my reason for sharing with the world what I had planned would be one of many little secrets;

I felt guilty the entire weekend. Being in utter comfort on the Island, I continued to think about my new friend at the mercy of the elements. I half-hoped the State Government’s Social Welfare Taskforce would have picked him up for rehabilitation by Monday, but nope, Musa was still under the bridge, half-dead, but still lucid enough to remember me.

I gave him his food, and held a bitter-sweet conversation with the man who now wore what up till Thursday were my shirts. I asked his most pressing needs, at least until rescue came, and he was content with food, really. Ah! My warm room and duvet weren’t enough comfort during last night’s downpour, how much more, a sick man out in the open?! I promised him an old Quilt, but I’d bring it tomorrow on my way to work.

“Bring it today. PLEASE!!” He implored, eyes darting around desperately. “I beg. Today!!”, he repeated, eyes streaming, teeth gnashed in frantic hope.

It seemed mentioning the previously-unforeseen prospect of bodily warmth had galvanized awareness of his nightly suffering – and the reality of 24-hours being an eternity in such conditions!!

I was forced to immediately enlist my mother’s help in driving down to Town Planning with said Quilt, if only to quell his growing fear that I was leaving without redeeming my promise of same.

Instead of fruits, he requested milk, and as he drank, he asked for prayers. Ah! I couldn’t possibly open my sinner-mouth to invoke the Almighty, so I made a mental note to outsource that task to others more equipped.

Looking everywhere but at me, Musa continued emotionally;

“You don spend money plenty on-top my head, na God go bless you. If I die now, na God go reward you for wetin you do for me. I happy, God go bless you anywhere you go.”

Sigh.

A 20-year old; articulating his untimely death as though an old man at the twilight of a fulfilled existence… a child, blessing an “adult”, in Africa. Because of ordinary hunger??!!

Musa’s life is probably the opportunity cost of a bottle of champagne… I mean, isn’t this worse than Schindler’s List where a single lapel pin was enough to save the life of at least another Jew??

An Ancestor once told me – Wearing Ralph Lauren is all well and good, but abeg, wear Ralph Lauren and feed a widow. Wear your Gucci head-to-toe, but nwanne, encourage an orphan. You are human to be human. The poor will ALWAYS be with us/you – so that there is always an opportunity to give, and do more than just exist. “The only thing you truly get to keep is what you give away.”

[s]… and then the Ancestor disappeared like Mufasa in the clouds.[/s]

PLEASE, if you know any official who can mobilize on this case, do your bit and call the person. Musa isn't going anywhere unless someone makes a moves.

And for whichever Government Official or Private Individual that takes it upon him/herself to intervene, I leave the Talmud Quote, “He who saves one life, saves the world entire.”

Not every time "flex", sometimes lets "epp".

Arigato!

chief sweetus oyegeyege, chief sweetus Oyoyo. I was talking with my mom about you just last week how you've been off nairaland for a long time. we all missed you. how is your banana Iceland manshun? your wife Rita Dominic has been cheating on you with Ramsey nouah oooo

Mcowubaba:

Yeah. U can.
You will be required only to send (through courier services) the original transcript and certificate/statement of result when you have been given provisional admission that should be around next year March or so.

You can use Student's copy of your transcript, and a statement of Result for your UofM application.
UofM application is a bit strenuous, so that on time.
You have barely 6weeks to deadline.

thank you very much. Will apply now. you're the bestestest if there's any such word

the downfall of buhari is nigh. imagine him still claiming superiority over her because he ran for office 3 times. #shame. and imagine this silly media whatever Claiming it's a joke. mr garba[ge] has just insulted the sensibility of millions of Nigeria. in case buhari has not realised, my sense of humor is also in recession. go figure

Mcowubaba:

If u want to do a Masters program in University of Manitoba, then u must start your application immediately, as the deadline for admission should be around 30th November.
Your CGPA is Quite Okay.
Check whether the have this Course which u want to do.

You can also check out *University of Western Ontario Institute of Technology*
Or http://www.uoit.ca/ - University of Ontario Institute of Technology

thanks a lot big brother. UoIT doesn't have the course I want so I will switch to Manitoba [UoM]. my original certificate will be available next February while my transcript will be ready in November this year. can I go ahead and apply?

Mcowubaba:

What's your CGPA in your last two years of full time study?
What course did you study in Futminna, and what course are you looking forward to apply for

My CGPA in the last two years of full time study is 3.65 out of 5.0 and I studied telecommunication engineering. I would love to do a course based masters degree in wireless communications or network security.

Mcowubaba:

What's your CGPA in your last two years of full time study?
What course did you study in Futminna, and what course are you looking forward to apply for

my cgpa in the last two years of study is 3.59 approx 3.6. i studied telecommunication engineering. I would like to do a masters degree in wireless communications or network security. I'd like to do a course based degree, I will be 23 by next year.

Mcowubaba:

Thanks, but I'm advising someone, I'm not the person involved
I think you will be in a better position to advise Basalt seems you stay in Manitoba, and probably went/going to UofM or Saskatchewan University
The type of Masters degree will strongly determine his acceptance, that's why I'm asking him (course based or Thesis)?

Hi sir, I just graduated from Futminna with a cgpa of 3.38 out of 5.0 in telecommunication engineering. I would like to do a masters degree program in Canada, preferably Manitoba. kindly advise me as I would like to resume in the fall semester of next year. thanks, I await your reply.

hadura29:



No doubts bro , he loves doing it, and i think he believes he can develop himself by doing it..

Maybe he needs me to tutor him in English privately. or better still, he should do his due diligence by making far reaching researches before speaking on air..

hadura29:
Una wey go school, how much una get for account sef? Common sense would tell that most Nigerian soccer stars didn't go to school. He is even trying at least expressing himself freely. Ronaldinho can't even speak, messi, neymar etc.. what's the fuss about that...

and ronaldinho, Messi and Neymar won't try to be English pundits after their retirements. that's the difference. he had better get a coaching role somewhere instead of spoiling the party with some gutter commentary

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ednut1:
America engineers wars and crisis all around d world for selfish reasons. drone would def kill hostage nd captives. they shud gerahere

We don't really understand the plot do we? This is America's grand design to have a military base set up in Africa just like they have in most strategic hubs of various continents. Buhari had better be careful!

the fruit must be a bastardy named Konji. Chai, oga Adam but why? punany too sweet sha

EnEnPeecee:
I love this part of the write-up


"Amaechi would be helped to
sort out his misery. Watch out."

Meanwhile,

There is no room for a traitor and a betrayal like Amaechi in Rivers State. The Rivers people i know, detest APC and Amaechi like a plague.

I will urge Rivers youth to be on the lookout for that Lizard Amaechi. If He comes to ferment trouble in Rivers State, hound him down and slaughter him.

NONSENSE !

I'm not a supporter of any political party but this your post says a lot about the hate in your heart. Chill bro, it's all politics, if Amaechi joins PDP tomorrow, I tell you all his sins would be forgiven. Don't let the antics of these men get to you. happy weekend bro, enjoy the recession.

SlaughterGang:



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And Cossy, I admire your will, keep ignoring this hypocrites, they full of bullshìt, you are a FREE SPIRIT! Don't let the Programmed Society Break you[/size]

More like, cossy give us more Bobby photos so we can use our Vaseline. iranu oshi, why not just tell he to go fully naked since she's a free spirit. would you let your sister do what cossy is doing? #foodforthought

namuguibe:
Which country this Zorya de come from sef??

ukraine

kadiri3:
Shevchenko no retire?

that's another shevy bro. Chai, Abeg make una help me see inter wey I give 2 goals ahead to win Prague na him dem dey lose 3-1 with odd of 1.08. chai, football is evil

guys, what's happening to mikhitaryan, he hardly makes the squad these days and I'm afraid for him. any news about Miki missing out on tonight?

glory glory United. I need an aggressive and confident showing today.
good football

Blackkie:
https://www.nairaland.com/3315266/travelling-canada-part-11
this can be of aid to you if you have time to read it inside out.

Thanks bro

nice piece OP. I learned a lot from this.

come on guys, 113 views and no comment, that's too bad, help a brother in need or copy someone who can help. thanks!

Hi guys, I would need the help of those who know a thing or two about the topic to help me. I am a 24 year old graduate of electrical/electronics engineering (2014) and I am yet to get a job. I want to move to Canada next year to enroll in a Master's program in telecommunication. my questions are:
1. which schools and which regions are the best for my course of study?
2. what is the average cost of housing and other living costs?
3. what other situations should I be aware of before making my move.

I would appreciate all the advice, no insults please and don't try to derail the thread, thanks!

issorait

Chai, that's why I'm afraid of marrying a whitey, them too like divorce!

moral lesson to all: death cannot be bribed, be good to all men cos you don't know when it's your turn!

AntiWailer:


Me I insure the car and dont care about any tracking.

His insurance wold have been warming up to pay him another money for the car now.

not everybody can afford that, besides the average Nigerian feels our insurance companies are scammer who are only interested in fleecing us of our money. I can't blame them for that though because I've heard some cases like that!

Those insulting OP clearly lack sense of decorum. back to the matter! OP do you have a GPS tracker installed in the vehicle. I always recommend installing GPS trackers on all vehicles. it'll always come in handy, good luck in your search, all is well!