@ ironbutt

we also have something like that in russia,called "PELMENI" but the flour + meat fillings ready made.we just buy and cook

@topic
compliment her kidney,,,,,,lol

really,i dont think blondes are really dumb,i know so many blondes,,,,,,yet to see a dumb one among them

date

A woman came to the doctor and complained about this farting problem she had. she said "doctor,i want this to stop.because i fart almost every 2mins,but the good thing is that it is not noisy and doesnot smell.infact,i have done it twice while speaking with u " the doctor recommended ear [b]and nose drops for her!!!! and said "let's treat your nose and hearing problem first,we'll come to the farts later" [/b]

A man,who has been away for 3 months,just came back from his journey.He was so excited to see his wife that he just rushed her into the bedroom.After [sub][/sub]u know nah he said "sweetheart,your thing has become sweeter" and she replied "thanx,that's what everyone says"

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Another man came back from his journey,did this thing with his wife,but complains,,"your "thing" is now too bushy 4 my liking "  she replied without thinking "really,why is everyone complaining about this!!"   ooops!!

i ve never gotten a val. gift

kiss is something very intimate, hardly can u kiss someone u dont love

olowoporoku

never!!


wwtlty spoke with your mum?

@clemcykul
it was so funny someone shyted in his pants

Lord of lords,,,by hillsong

day

pe-

yes,i eat them all d time.



what's your favourite colour?

zorro

miss

eat

tilapia

hmmmnnnn,,,,(taps head) i dey come

organism

infact,,,,,,i be nokia phone on my own,,,lol anyone else wants me?

What is marketing ?



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

 

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Tele- marketing .

 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride
You then say:
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich, "
That's Brand Recognition.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

@meningies
clemcxy must be a gal,sumone referred to her as online galfriend on d thread "mi amigoz" or is she/he hermaphrodite??

@saucekid
hmmnn,,,,,,,

@aristole
u have not answered my question.was there a male teacher there?

@tufe
am i invited to d funeral? where is it gonna be?

@aristole
smart explaination but she took u people on the excursion,what was  she doing lying on d mat?and what was she doing with a mat on an excursion? a male teacher was there also?

@tufe
is he wowo enough to act as a monster without a mask?

i like a part of my body best