Baba Stop Wailing, Truth Be Told You'd Hardly Find An Innoson Car At The Mechanic.. In Short I've Never Seen One At The Mechanic Before... And Anytime You See One On The Road They Always Look Tough And Rugged... See If I've Money I'll Buy One For My Mother Because She's Been Through Hell For My Sake And Education And She Deserves Something That Won't Give Her Headache. And Innoson Looks Like That Car.

God!!! I Just Feel Like Owning One Right Now

dejt4u:
stupid governor.. Dino is coming for you

Yes Dino Will 'Cum' For Him By The Time He Is Done Fucking Dino Up

This Is No News... No Be New Thing.... Me Wey Access Bank Steal My 18k Almost Two Years Now I Don Die??

See I'm From Rivers And I Don't Understand The Hatred You Guys Have For This Great Man Called Atiku. Look The Second Biggest And Busiest Warf In Nigeria Based At Onne In My LGA Eleme In Rivers State Was Kickstarted Solely By Atiku Even When His Friend Kicked Against It, He Had That Vision And He Went For It With Just One Container And He Was Just An Ordinary Customs Officer Then, Imagine What He Would Achieve If He Becomes The President. Even The Biggest Indigenous Logistic Company In Nigeria Is Owned By Him I Mean This Man Is A Proven Industrialist And Employment Creator Why Hate On Him Youths Of Nowadays Must We Always Be Stupid

Jacksparr0w1207:
It's sad Nigerians are even considering this UNREPENTANT THIEF for Aso Rock

How did we even get here? What wrong have we done to deserve these type of leaders?

I will not only tear my Nigerian passport if Atiku becomes president, I will also renounce my citizenship

Good!! Renounce Your Citizenship Atleast We''ll Have One Less Ignorant slowpoke To Deal With! In A Better And Prosperous Nigeria Under Atiku.

clarocuzioo:
Boko Haram has been Technically defeated but realistically undefeated, besides, I thought Boko Haram is a creation of the Goodluck Jonathan administration to destabilise the North and loot funds (as we were told), and Boko Haram attacks escalated because Dasuki shared the money that was meant for purchase of weapons and logistics for the fight against Boko Haram, what is actually happening now?? , APC is a monumental mistake, you can't govern a nation with propaganda.

My Friend Shut Up!!!! Nobody Said That. You Pathetic Liar!!!!.. Buhari Was Even The Culprit Being Fingered In Their Activities.. Keep Quiet

medexico:
What if I told you she left the umbrella on purpose?

What If He Stole/hid The Umbrella On Purpose Just So He Could Use It As An Excuse To Know Her House

WotzupNG:
more lalasticlala fynestboi missyb3

This Is What Happens When You Marry A Woman With Tattoos All Over Her Body... It's An 'Ashawo' Decoration. You Cant Have Tattoo On Your Ass And Boobs And Still Remain Faithfull To Your Partner.. It Doesnt Work That Way!!!.. You'll Always Have This Demonic Urge To Show It Off To Guys, Preferably While Naked.

Paperwhite:
See the kinds of people Nigerians have as leaders? A useless initiative also promoted by the late Ojo Maduekwe who almost lost his life while riding same bicycle.These useless government officials that drive around town in convoys at neck-breaking speed are here again to insult the down-trodden masses.

Shatap Their See Your Useless Brain.. FYI In The UK They Ride Bycicles The Government Not Only Encourages It But They Even Have Bicycle Renting Companies, The Govt Even Subsidises The Price Of Bicycles Making It Cheap So It's Citizens Can Afford.. Cuz It's Clean For The Environment Reduces Traffic And Noise Pollution And Even Promotes A Healthy Lifestyle. Or Is It Compenhagen The Capital Of Denmark That Has More Bicycles Than Humans Hence Less Traffic And A More Happy, Healthy And Productive Citizens.. You Don't Know All These Because Your Brain Level Ends On Facebook. Read INT Journals No. You're Just Hell Bent On Displaying Your Arrant Ignorance And Stupidity.

Youngadvocate:
Ebonyi state governor, Engr. David Nweze Umahi toured the Waste to Wealth Plant with other state government officials which is soon to be completed.

The plant is built to recycle waste products in the state.

Ebonyi waste to wealth plant is said to be the biggest in the country after it is completed. It located at Umuoghara, Ezza North LGA in Ebonyi State.

The governor has also announced immediate commencement of EXCO estate and many other establishments withing the waste to wealth plant at Umuoghara.

http://igbobia.com/?q=ebonyi-state-governor-toured-waste-recycling-plant-said-to-be-the-biggest-in-nigeria.html

And By Waste To Wealth You Mean Scrap Metal Recycling ... Because Thats How It Always Ends.. 'Waste To Wealth' 'Waste To Wealth' Bust Last Last Na Scrap Metal Yard Ein Go Be..... When Will We Ever Have A Plant That Recycles Polythene Bags Popularlly Called 'water Proof' ?? And Help Keep The Environment Clean

blaise00700:
This is how Boko Haram started.

Most of us didn't know Mustapha until he was f00lishly killed by our "security forces".

The government must learn that the era of military force is over and should handle issues like this amicably.

And By Amicably You Mean Invite Him To Aso Rock And Discuss Treason Over A Plate Of Roasted Yam And Isiewu Washed Down With A Cold Bottle Of Hero, Because You Think It's A Childs Play??.. Look Here, Nnamdi Kanu Is A Threat To Our National Security And Must Be Eliminated.. He Is AGRESSIVELY Pursuing A Cause Whom Even The Late Ojukwu Knows Will Only End In The Genocide Of The Igbos/Southerners Hence Must Be Stopped Like The Mad Man He Is Before He Causes A Total Anihilation/extiction Of We The Southerners.. And Before You Call Me An Afonja Just Note This I'm From Eleme In Rivers State

NairalandSARS:
If one take monoamine oxidase inhibitors, would it make one able to remember dreams?

Hmmmmn.. Enzymes In The House !!!

menxer:
That question has a scientific answer, which will require you to read a little about monoamine oxidase and its effects on memory.

Biochemist In The House!!!

Obikemmi:
This man don know say e go hard

For Carmeroon

majamajic:

I hope they will fly on Monday just like on Friday .

If they can win in yaounde and get a draw from Zambia or Algeria , we are there.

I always prefer foreign coaches for super eagles to local coaches.

Na Small Challenge!!!

pryingeyes:
I rebuke every spirit of juventus from
their match come 2morrow.

Juventus Or PSG ?

pryingeyes:
I rebuke every spirit of juventus from
their match come 2morrow.

Juventus Or PSG ?

Evaberry:
I know they will disappoint us.

Sad but true

Shatap!!! Shatap!!! Nwanne! Shatap!!!... Can't You Just Enjoy Something Good For Once... Why Can't You Be Optimistic.. If You Don't Have Anything To Say, Just Keep Quiet.

lightablazingnow:

https://m.guardian.ng/politics/apc-chieftains-stranded-in-government-house/

Came To Pay Homage Abi Stomach Infrastructure

Tolexander:
don't you know that Fayose likes playing to the gallery and loves his name being everywhere in the media?

If the chief of staff really knew the kinda master he has, if Fayose is going to the toilet, he would announce it and arrange journalists to cover him.

Lere Olayinka knows how to deal with Fayose very well, both can't have problem for now.

The only ailment that can weigh Fayose down is media inattention.

So Fayose Is Just An Attention Seeking Bigot

bankole200:
That office( chief press secretary) in Ekiti looks ceremonial ever since has lere olayinka is the one running the whole show as far as information and communications are concerned. My advice to the gentle man is to take this development in good faith. Fayose is a dictator!

I Thought He's A Saint

dainformant:
A landlord in Ghana has got himself trending online after a photo of him chilling with a bottle of beer was posted on social media. According to a twitter user , Cobain Jnr‏, his landlord posted the viral photo on Whatsapp after he got arrested for selling one land to 3 buyers.

The tweet which was published yesterday (September 1st) has garnered over 2000 re-tweets and thousands of likes.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/see-landlord-posted-whatsapp-getting-arrested-land-scam.html

LOOOOOOOOL Ikwere Men For Rivers State Go Just Dey Where Dem Dey Dey Laugh.. This One Na Small Challenge... Nothing Comeout

PrecisionFx:




"The utterances and actions of Buhari, when he became president, were against the unity of this country.
How can a president say he will only attend to the needs of those who gave him 97 percent vote and neglect others who did not vote for him? For Nigeria to move forward and in unity, there must be no sectionalism, there must be no oppression and there must be justice and equity""




Many Yoruba youths on nairaland won't understand this.

Fayose Should Go And Sitdown.. Useless Man Wey No Know Ein Work As A Governor..

Keep Deceiving Yourselfs... Who Told You Five Governors Attended The Meeting.. You See The Cheap And Stupid Propaganda You People Keep Believing.. Read Book You No Go Gree, Read International News Small Like BBC Or CNN Inorder To Familiarise Yourself With International Laws, No. Una Sey Na 419 Work & Stark Illiteracy Coupled With Ignorance Una Want Live For Life. This Is Why u'll Believe Fake News That "Donald Trump Of USA Will Give You Biafra".. And "Isreal Is Currently Training Biafra Soldiers", When Those Of Us Who Studied International Law Know That No Sane Country Will Ever Back The Breakup Of A Sovereign Country With A Legitimate And Democratically Elected President Like Ours.. And For Your Information And Enlightenment, There Was No State Governor In That Meeting & The Only High Profile Figure In That Meeting Was The Deputy Gov Of Enugu Who Only Attended The Meeting Based On The Sorry Fact That The Meeting Was Held In His State.

CONFLICT OF INTEREST: I'm An Indigene Of Eleme In Rivers State

Nagisa:


http://www.herald.ng/efcc-begin-repatriation-200-billion-dubai-stash-receives-looters-list/

With This Amount Of Money, This Country Can Pay Us Our 5k Monthly Stipend As Proposed By PMB And Still Have More Than Enough For Our Politicians To "Re-Loot" Again. I Mean, This Is A Win Win Situation.... But No. Our National Assembly Members Just Love To Watch Us Suffer. While They Enjoy The Largese Of Government.

Yeye Dey Smell

DutchBruh:
Start listening from the 4:00 minute mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOQ_h0YZpbU

It's No News That Okorocha Is Gay Na ... But IBB.. Shoking!!!

johnnyvid:
Final year students of the university of Ilorin taking selfie with the outgoing Vice chancellor,Prof. Abdulganiy Ambali OON. Check the photos below:

source:http://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2017/08/final-year-uniorin-students-took-selfie.html

Every Time Unilorin This, Unilorin That. Are You Sure Lalasticlala Or Whatever He Calls Himself Is Not A Student Of Unilorin Always Promoting Them

How Are We Sure He's Not Making Sexual Advances At The Guy... I'm Suspecting Him Oh.

Hmmn My Brother!!.. But You Wey You Dey Go Date 21 Year Old Girl You No Know Sey Her Blood Dey Hot. Na Sex Sex Sex Full Their Head At That Age... And You're A Banker Who Mostly Closes Work By 8pm And You'd Come Back Exhausted With No Strenght Left To Satisfy Her Sexual Urge Which Will Now Cause Her (As An Electric Current Wey She Be) To Look For The Next Available Live Wire To Tap Current Because We All Know In Elementary Physics That An Electric Current Will Always Find The Path Of LEAST Resistance. & Since You're An Exhausted Grown Man With A High Resistance ( I Mean I'm Sure You Work From 6 Am To 8pm With Little Or No Time For Sex) She'll Be Forced To Do It With Your Brother Who Has Little Or No Resistance. My Advice For You In This Dillema Is This. BREAK UP WITH HER NOW WEY UNA NEVER SPEND BOTH MONEY & EMOTION MARRY, Before Your Junior Bro Ends Up Ryan Giggsing Her For The Rest Of Your Married Life Because The Way I'm Seeing It She's A Nympho. & Needs Sex 24/7 Which As A Banker You Can't Guarantee Her.

pricerhub:
Dear Nairalanders,

Whenever you are faced with buying a new smartphone for personal use, which of these 2 options do you consider most vital in making your decision?

Price or Specs?

BOTH!!!!... This Question Is Like Asking Me Breast Or Nyansh Which Do You Prefer More In A Relationship.. My Dear I Prefer Both Oh.

hammerT:
More soldiers will pay for the damage with their neck at the appointed time.

Boko Haram kill dem in the North, yet dey did not burn people houses.


Oil Rich Bayelsa but yet the poor people cannot enjoy peace in their poor houses without Zoo Soldiers burning their homes down.

Baba Keep Quiet!!.. Who Told You The People In The North Aren't Feeling The Heat Of The Millitary Operation Going On There. Havent You Heard Of Extrajudicial Killings Going On Every Seconds In The North??. Unarmed & Innocent Male Civillians Are Getting Shot & Killed By The Millitary.. Whilst Being Tagged "Bokoharam Terrorist".. This Ones Are Even Lucky It Was Only Their Homes That Was Torched, Unlike A Certain Community In Bayelsa Whose Entire Male Population Was Wiped Out Including Children In A Matter Of Minutes.. If You Doubt Me Ask The People Of Odi Or Timaya... And This Was During The Presidency Of Obj Oh.. But We ThankGOD For PMB The Millitary Are A Little Less Ruthless Now.

MMMw:
I even think say he see am as sure odd I for carry am then sell all my properties then place the bet

You Dey Find Sure Odd. Go Follow ' The Predictors Gang ' On Facebook Na And Leave The Prophet Alone.. We All Know GOD CAN'T SUPPORT GAMBLING!!!