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Travel › Re: Life As A Naturalized German Citizen by CuteTj(m): 9:36pm On Oct 28
femi4:
you are not a german unfortunately
All the time, i remind my sons that we are Nigerians.

There is a Somalian guy I know who has never been to Somalia but claims to be a Norwegian because he was born in Norway. I also educate him that he just has a Norwegian passport but he's not Norwegian because a day might come whereby sons of the land will remind him that he's not like them.
Crime › Re: Residents Ignore Warnings, Scoop Fuel From Fallen Tanker On Sapele–warri Road by CuteTj(m): 4:53pm On Oct 27
When will Nigerians changehuh Nigerians have been scooping fuel from fallen tankers since time immemorial!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Considering Deploying ‘Mother Of All Bombs’ In Iran by CuteTj(m): 2:16pm On Oct 15
CyynthiaKiss:
Even Greenland that was seen impossible is now under his control.

What else is remaining ?
Lie of the century! Nothing has changed for America in Greenland except that it has now locked China and Russia out of Greenland.
Politics › Re: Galadima: My Daughter Zainab Has 2 First Degrees, 5 Masters, PhD But No Job by CuteTj(m): 3:48pm On Oct 06
When only him has 15 children, how will she get a jobhuh
Business › Re: Nigeria Could Be Making ₦70 Trillion A Year From The Sea - Umar by CuteTj(m): 5:55pm On Sep 25
Thats almost 53 billion dollars!
Celebrities › Re: Obasanjo Guests On Bae U's Curiosity Made Me Ask Show by CuteTj(m): 12:22pm On Sep 19
Sheuns:
This guy’s career took a turn for the better after being a “failed” skit maker.

Kudos
I personally won't term him a failed skit maker. Though I preferred his style of skit of being an idiot. when he started compared to the agbero style he adopted before he eventually ended up with this style of interviewing important personalities which has turned out well for him.

Skit maker or interviewer, it's all about the numbers of views. Kudos to him for being able to restrategise and turn the tide around.
Business › Re: Petrol Hits ₦1,430 In Abuja As Strait Of Hormuz Crisis Worsens by CuteTj(m): 5:46pm On Sep 13
Every country is feeling it except perhaps Sweden. Oil producing countries like Nigeria are sweating. In Norway, last friday was the highest I have ever seen! I haven't bought petrol since 31st of August and with the current prices, I am afraid of filling my car. It's going to burn a hole in my pocket
Celebrities › Re: I Refused To Help Davido Because He Looked Unkept — DJ Humility by CuteTj(m): 3:24pm On Sep 04
DJ Humility wey no humble. What an irony!
Travel › Re: My Chairman Sir’: How Begging, Extortion Have Become New Normal At Airports by CuteTj(m): 4:48pm On Aug 16
That has been happening for a long time as far back as pre 2015.
I am always afraid of visiting the airport toilets as there is the best spot the beggars waylay and pressure you to drop something.
Travel › Re: UK Releases List Of Items Travellers Cannot Bring Into The Country In 2026 by CuteTj(m): 12:40pm On Jul 24
VaginaAcademic:
you're right but the matter dey pain me seriously. What natural resources does UK have yet we are living in hell. 😭😭
No vex. I understand!
Travel › Re: UK Releases List Of Items Travellers Cannot Bring Into The Country In 2026 by CuteTj(m): 10:33am On Jul 24
VaginaAcademic:
Small overrated island that's not bigger than southern Nigeria we did this to ourselves😞
Stop this Nigeria this, Nigeria that!! We know Nigeria is bad but in this case we didn't do anything wrong.

It's not only Nigeria. It usually applies to other countries especially countries outside the EU.
Travel › Re: Lady Who Was Denied US & Canada Visas Multiple Times Opens Up, Displays Document by CuteTj(m): 12:22pm On Jul 11
A rejection is not the end of the world. It makes us stronger.
Sports › Re: Happy 69th Birthday To Bret Hart 'Hitman' by CuteTj(m): 10:18am On Jul 03
My favorite wrestler! I preferred him to Shawn Michaels.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Agrees Not To Build A Nuke, Will Reopen Strait Of Hormuz by CuteTj(m): 10:38am On Jun 15
Iran has said it multiple times that they have no plans of building a nuclear bomb. Since the start of the current war, they have realised keeping the Strait of Hormuz in their possession is greater than having a nuclear weapon.
Properties › Re: My New Apartment Has No Network Signal Indoors And It Is Affecting My Work by CuteTj(m): 12:20pm On Jun 13
You didn't disclose the state, local government and area you currently reside. Well as suggested by someone, broadband e.g starlink is the way to go.
Fashion › Re: Guys Be careful. This beautiful lady is wearing a make-up mask by CuteTj(m): 11:57am On May 25
OgThanos:
The elephant that swims in coconut oil does not use ATM to buy meat at the pharmacy.”
What concerns the elephant with coconut oil, ATM or pharmacy??
NYSC › Re: How To Get NYSC Exemption Certificate by CuteTj(m): 10:46am On May 21
I have never seen one in my entire life.
Crime › Re: Woman Arrested In Lagos For Trying To Stab Her 15-Year Old Daughter (Video) by CuteTj(m): 8:19am On May 01
After watching the video, it SEEMED she wanted to threaten her (though I don't know her mental state) because if she wanted to stab her, she definitely should have been able to as the woman was evidently stronger than the child. I came to that conclusion after watching the second part of the video.

Haven said that, parents should stop this habit of excessive beating of their kids over little things.ú
Politics › Re: Malami Dares The EFCC On Seizure Of 50 Properties by CuteTj(m): 8:45pm On Apr 28
frog12:
Oya, you fit earn millions legitimately as a ministerhuh shocked shocked

this man was earning billions as a minister grin grin grin
He said he earned 374.6 million and not billions as a minister between 2015 - 2023. The billions he said he earned was in his capacity as a private citizen outside his office.
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Owners, What Is That Part That Frustrates You The Most? by CuteTj(m): 5:11pm On Apr 27
NOETHNICITY:
Haven’t used a Toyota since 2022, after using different Toyota for 15 yrs. The suspension system and legs(e.g shaft, linkage, ball joints, etc) and timing belt are a scourge Toyota engineers need to work on. I’m glad I’ve not used Toyota for 6 yrs.
You haven't used Toyota since 2022 and at the same time you are glad you haven't used Toyota for 6 years. Which statement should we believe?
Entertainment › Re: Hilarious Moment An Old Woman Challenged A Young Man To A Fight…(photos/video ) by CuteTj(m): 10:32am On Apr 23
Lalami3232:
After you beat mama during the day, wait for her night rematch ooooo grin


What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men who married nonvirgins about DNA test
I liked your comment for the your first paragraph because it was very funny.

I don't care about the second.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Bowed & Kissed Queen Camilla's Hand (Photo, Video) by CuteTj(m): 11:29am On Mar 19
Svoboda:
Haha! How many of them kiss that hand in greeting you?
Lol... None but how many times have they put that hand on their lips and in their nose?? So what's the difference...
Politics › Re: Tinubu Bowed & Kissed Queen Camilla's Hand (Photo, Video) by CuteTj(m): 10:07am On Mar 19
Svoboda:
This is purely colonial mentality and extreme inferiority complex. The same hand she uses to wash her bum bum every morning.
On a lighter note... I have two kids, do you know how many tonnes of shit I have washed with my hands and the number of handshakes I give both women and men daily??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Warns NATO Faces Bad Future If Allies Fail To Help Open Up Hormuz Strait by CuteTj(m): 8:18am On Mar 16
donleo92:
American is nato and nato is American!!! cool

And imagine if America decides to withdraw from NATO, DONT YOU think that's the end of that organization undecided

Those NATO nations got to get their acts in order angry

America can do it alone, but they want it to be like a joint effort, and trust America to remember nations that helped them.... Lets forget been democrat or been Republican. America is America cool

They will be a time the European nations will need America, and they would claim neutral...... And you would see the effect angry

Ask Churchill during the second war world cool, he was begging and pleading with America to join the war, and when they did, the war was won in matter of months than years

Not failing to mention the Soviet Union cool those guys were the best in hand to hand combat cool
Those countries know they end of NATO has come. For everything that has a beginning has an end. The Europeans will be the losers in the short run

Just to let you know, France and Norway have started re-arming. Others will follow suit and new alliances will be formed.

Unfortunately, the empire of the United States is slowing winding down. No kingdom rules forever.
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Raises Petrol Price To N1,175/litre As Crude Spikes by CuteTj(m): 7:51pm On Mar 13
yinkus6750:
Why going back and forth every time.
Add what you want to add, the removal of the N100 didn't reflect in pump price. It's your cash out season, since the government cannot take the bull by the horn.
The masses will always survive.
Add what you want to add... The addition is brought about by oil price in on in the international market and definitely not his fault. There is nothing any government can do except they go back to subsidy era and no government onward will do that.
Where I am, the prices rise daily and today seems to be the most expensive I have witnessed. I barely have fuel in my car and the thought of buying at these prices is giving me headache.
Politics › Re: Why Are CNG Buses Collecting Same Fares As Petrol Buses? by CuteTj(m): 4:44pm On Mar 13
obonujoker:
But are they supposed to charge the same with those that use petrol?
It's basic demand and supply principle. Plenty people, few buses.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Police Release Images Of Oslo US Embassy Explosion Suspect by CuteTj(m): 10:16am On Mar 10
Onogiede:
That’s country tha works but in Nigeria it takes like forever to get the actor
He's still on the run which means they haven't captured him so forget that's a country that works rhetoric.
Politics › Re: Russia Says It Is Not Neutral And Fully Supports Iran by CuteTj(m): 8:46pm On Mar 08
franchasofficia:
Some of the key US and Israel goals/missions for attacking Iran has been achieved.

1.) The head of the Snake, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei have been eliminated in a humiliating way after all the noise and bragging, he was deleted like a house fly.


2.) Iran's Islamic terrorist regime's key military commanders and leaders have all been eliminated.


3.) Iran's capability to develop a nuclear weapon have been greatly hampered.


4.) Iran's entire naval fleet have been wiped out.

5.) Iran's Airforce fleet have also been wiped out almost 100%

6.) Iran's ballistic, hypersonic and in fact missile arsenal have been 70% depleted

7.) Iran's economy have been completely obliterated and it would take them decades to recover without the help of America the world's only superpower nation.


8.) Iran's air defense systems have been wiped out, Iran right now have no defense, Israeli jet fighter pilots now dance Awilo logomba in Iran's airspace like it's anniversary celebration cheesy



Mind you, America is not fighting Iran as a country, they are only Policing Iranian Islamic terrorist leadership by flogging them small to bring them to order.


So Trump can even call off the war today and the mission will still be classified as "accomplished"!
If he decides to call it off today after all those points you have highlighted, it will still be termed as not mainly accomplished as the major objective is regime change.
Politics › Re: Senate Panel Summons Mele Kyari, Ex-NNPCL Officials Over ₦210Trn Discrepancies by CuteTj(m): 11:42am On Mar 06
Joetota:
N210 trillion unaccounted for in a country where millions can’t afford food, jobs are scarce, and basic security is a luxury.

Nigeria is not a poor country — it is a rich country captured by a few powerful people.

The tragedy is that while a handful swim in unimaginable wealth, over 150 million Nigerians struggle to survive. This is not just corruption, it is injustice to an entire nation.
Not unaccounted but discrepancies.
Travel › Re: FAAN, MTN Nigeria Launches Free Wifi Service At Lagos, Abuja Airports by CuteTj(m): 9:56pm On Feb 19
I remember there was free WiFi at the Lagos international airport for a number of years. Does it mean the service did not run anymore that is why we have this new partnership?
Business › Re: MTN Group Acquires IHS Towers In $6.2 Billion Deal by CuteTj(m): 8:14am On Feb 18
IHS has always been a subsidiary of MTN. I knew this as far back as 2016/2017 so I don't understand this deal.
Agriculture › Re: How To Do Artificial Insemination In Turkeys (step-by-step To Increase Fertility by CuteTj(m): 2:30pm On Jan 27
How to do artificial insemination in "TURKEY."

Reading the post on the frontpage, i thought it was the country Turkey not until I opened the thread did I realize it was the livestock called turkey.

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