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merry Xmas to WORLDPEACE and Jethrolite

I have two phones for sale and both are functioning perfectly except they have screen problems..

1. Samsung S4
2. BLU HD 5.1

I see no negotiations on this thread so will privately contact you.

pocohantas:
Jamaica is in Africa?

I'm not holding brief for the guy you quoted but I'm sure he didn't say Jamaica is in Africa. He was mentioning all blacks around the world and not blacks in Africa. Which makes me say you misunderstood/misquoted his statement

If you're black, that means you originated from Africa even if you are born or currently from America or France or Sweden or Brazil and even Jamaica. No two ways about it!

@ Mavoro a.k.a (Jethrol...)

I appreciate your efforts thus far on this BOI loan issue and I must commend you. As you have correctly said, why didn't they disclose the stringent loan conditions before they asked us to apply for the programme?

It's going to be sad and a step back from the promises of the government about encouraging entrepreneurship in Nigeria. The FG & BOI have failed thus far.

A family's affair is what you people are debating. I give up on you guys joblessness!!!!!

Chanchit:
So you think someone that spent 52m at auction has little money? Wonderful!

I didn't mean the man that bought the guitar, I meant the guys that were complaining that the guitar for that amount was a waste of money.

Chanchit:
He didnt buy the guitar, he bought the years of sunny Ade's hard work with it. And for the people crying foul, I wont blame you guys cos it means you dont know the meaning of "auction"

Their problem is not knowing the meaning of auction but is not having money and even the little kobo they manage to have, they don't even know how to spend it.....

NgeneUkwenu:
Fayose, Get Ready.....

We are already on our way!

I didn't laugh at the comment but the picture. He's a comic relief any day any time.

AnodaIT:
I dont think there is need for central support. But I can agree with you about the load distribution, under normal circumstances, loads are designed to induce mainly axial stresses ie to transfer the burden to the pillars by the side.

Take for instance, stadiums with cover roof will not need a support at the center to hold the structure

https://www.ajc.com/rf/image_large//Pub/p7/AJC/2016/02/23/Images/photos.medleyphoto.8771938.jpg?uuid=ajsItmvXTJuoNl6g2NnALg

you're correct as well but iksmoore's analysis is very spot on. the pic of the stadium posted by you shows that the roof trusses are well supported beneath it but the church's auditorium roof trusses are only supported by those A4 thin paper walls (I exaggerated with the A4 paper).

For roof trusses as in the church's own not to cave in, you need support in the middle and also like every 10metres along the entire span until you get to the center.

mjbaba:
Na so person dey sing along? Sing along or trying to understand what's going on

As in..... He just seemed to be having fun and not caring about the song that was playing.

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wellmax:
But come o If driverless cars commit traffic offences, who do you arrest?

Just impound the car by putting stone in front of the tires thereby preventing it from moving then bring a rickety towing van to tow it to their yard and the owner will surface immediately.

Nixiepie:
Why they don't marry the poor

why don't you marry a beggar...

if my memory serves me well, aero didn't serve me anything the two times I flew with them to Jos therefore arik tried by giving you that food pack o...

Donnyperry:
I hope he gets to repay his loan soonest.

He said it isn't a loan but an investment.

Donnyperry:
And i hope his story will serve as a focal point to most of these young A-list acts on how to invest wisely rather than investing on trivialties.

How do you know he invested on trivialities? Investments can go wrong you know. Even the ones you may have done thorough due diligence on.

Nice price but would have preferred a 2006 model upward. Well, all the best.

Keneking:
boiling ring

Those guys useless!!!!

joransky4re:
please house the money i requested for during when i applied was 3million but with the inflation now i see that the money will not be enough, will they allow someone to give new quotation when submitting our business plan.

Of course! You can give a new quotation.

I can tell you it wasn't a detailed business plan we submitted during the initial application. That was just a summary of It. That is why they now expect us to submit a detailed business plan at the end of the training.

holysainbj:
what a daughter

But why would d father allow her pictures be taken and passed around in social media? is it he doesn't love her or what?! because its still his name and family's he's tarnishing

I can't call your post a dull one.

My question for you is - a criminal is apprehended and is now in the custody of the police, the police paraded her and photographs her which is the usual but crude way of our police). So what should the father had done.... Break the photographers camera or stop journalist from reporting the news and pasting the pics on the internet which her father has no control over (of which nobody in this world has control over the anything posted online)?

Jethrolite:
My business is food processing and needs very large working capital. The equipment I need cost about N1.5m plus logistics to my state. I need N3.5m raw cash to pay store rent, raw material purchase and logistics. The money no reach self with the rate of inflation, so BOI had better get sense.

I think you may be expected to pay for the house rent. But I'll help you find out on saturday.

Keneking:
Great decision

Target:
Femi Otedola, missing origin............ (Nigerian)

Accused:
Ikechukwu Daniel, a 28 year old indigene of Imo State (Nigerian) (Full details provided)
Adeyemi Kayode, missing origin.... (Nigerian)
Ayodele Temitayo, missing origin.... (Nigerian)

Adeyemi Kayode - a native of Ojoo in Ibadan, Oyo state

Ayodele Kayode - a native of Ibadan, in Oyo state


Dem use bra or pant cover your eyes??

@ Jethrolite,
They can but it will depend on the type of business.

The Lagos Zonal Officer paid us a visit and this is the summary of what he said:

- Provision has been made for everyone wanting to access the loan. He went further by saying the money won't finish before it gets to your turn. However, he said he was sure that many at the end of the day won't be able to access the loan. Well you will say his second sentence contradicts the first but he explained why he said so.

He explained why it appears BOI has stringent loan requirements. Why that is so is because we have our KYC (Know Your customer) program isn't that detailed as we don't yet have a good database system therefore if lenders abscond with the money, that is the end.

He also explained why he said many may not meet the requirement. The reasons he gave are:

1.) You must have contributed something to your business (for startups) and for existing businesses, you must have equity. Equity too applies to startups. No equity, no loan!

2.) You must have nothing less than two guarantors. One is not enough, two is okay while three is allowed.

3.) BOI do not hand cash directly to lenders but the vendors you will be patronising. And they will only make payments after the vendor must have delivered the product and not before.

4.) They won't finance anything that will have to be imported into the country.

That's all I can remember for now. According to the official, we should have it at the back of our minds the money is not our share of the national cake that is why its a loan.

He only introduced himself today and didn't delve deep into the loan process. He says he will be back to explain the loan process to us in details on saturday.

Jethrolite:
Lol, I get AC for house. What of food, at least buffet lunch?

you wey be say light no dey your area. Your AC no get use.

Just had their lunch. The food is okay but no be buffet. Its something you eat regularly the only difference is the environment and wares.

Jethrolite:
What frills came with the training, were you guys sipping champagne as the training was going on?

Lmao

Jethro, you won't kill me.

Maybe the chilled environment can be counted as one of the frills.

EHMIR:
Quilox,i swear ur lie dey wear amosun cap.

Why would femi wants to sit 8 guests when the table can only accomodate 6 pple


Is there anything iam not getting.

You don't seem to understand party settings. An average Nigerian wants his/her friends on the same table as them not minding the space it was originally meant to contain.

I was at a party on saturday and the guys on the table by my side rearranged the seating arrangement by stuffing additional chairs here and there so as to accommodate their friends.

My point is that its a normal thing we do in Nigeria.

propzncribz:
Finding a house with an incompetent agent is hard work. There are certain steps to follow as an agent to get the right house for the client.

You could state your budget here and preferred location and me or other agents on NL will be more than happy to get you that house you can call a home.

Alternatively you can check my profile for my contact on different properties I posted.

Can I get a self-contained at V.I (somewhere close to the Law School)? My cousin who will be attending Law school needs it.

akins56:
Oloriburuku ni aregbe, ni o sofo ni! Oun ati ajimobi, epe lo ma pa awon mejeji for what they are doing to lautech.

You can pour curses on both of them, that is not my business.

But to blame them on the current crisis of Lautech that was started by Oyinlola and Alao-Akala shows you're ignorant on many issues.

wildchild1:
To who? I didn't receive anything money ooo

Check my signature

Did you apply and your request wasn't granted??

Many people didn't apply and they are asking to whom were the loans granted...

I dey tell una say when Buhari finish with this country, people go dey sleep embassy to collect Nigerian visa. Small time now we go dey price 2 bag of rice #1500.

PMB WE ARE WITH YOU!

Hiploko:
for the small 2 years wey remain for am? Your faith pass father Abraham own o!!!

Even though I'm optimistic about Nigeria's future but this guy optimism shock me badly I gast to laugh.

[quote author= post=50930162]I dey tell una say when Buhari finish with this country, people go dey sleep embassy to collect Nigerian visa. Small time now we go dey price 2 bag of rice #1500.

PMB WE ARE WITH YOU![/quote]

Hiploko:
for the small 2 years wey remain for am? Your faith pass father Abraham own o!!!

Even though I'm optimistic about Nigeria's future but this guy optimism shock me badly I gast to laugh.