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No matter the price, it's still Big Cola for me all the way!!!!!

Tolexander:
And if the rope used in tying the crocodile's mouth got loosened and the crocodile attacks and killed the celebrant, the father will start accusing his innocent step mother in the village!

Fear Fear..... You too dey fear!!!!

ANTONINEUTRON:
Buahahaha


Rangers Wey No Fit Buy Player For Their Current Coach??

ordinary 50, 000 naira a month, they cannot pay. Not to talk of 50,000 naira a week. Not to even talk of 50,000 pounds (25,000,000) a week!!!

electronic:
Give innoson 1 million dollars and see...

1 million dollars = Just 305 million naira?? Wetin make Innoson use that one do?? That's too small for a company engaged in that kind of business to expand.

I can attest to the potency of Alabukun. It is my emergency drug when the weakness, pain, headache or feverish condition seem to be more than ordinary.

I remember vividly, it was advertised on TV in the 90's. I also see their branded vans moving around.

Despite the drug has proven to be very potent and has survived through decades, they shouldn't totally discard the idea of traditional advertising especially in this technological age.

I have never been touched by a love/wedding as this. It's devoid of all the stress associated with the weddings we are used to having. This is a kind of wedding Im sure may last forever than other ones.

Proffdada:
He has a wife that's dark-skinned like Michael Jackson and has a wife that is light-skinned like Michael Jackson

Kanye West's - Slow Jamz featuring.Jamie Foxx & Twista

BOI is all talk and small action!!

We all know that encouraging entrepreneurs and funding of business persons is the way to lift Nigeria out of recession but BOI isn't serious about doing that.

BOI/YES-P programme that would have reduced the unemployment rate was deliberately made difficult for entrepreneurs with their silly stringent guarantor requirement which was later introduced while they initially only said we only had to drop our certificates as collateral.

@ SmartGate

The MMM ideology was never a good one. Forget the "together we can change the world" (or whatever they chant) slogan. Their real ideology goes thus " Together we rob one another".

An ideology that robs Peter to pay Paul is not a good ideology which means it's a scam.

MMM was a well thought out scam from day one.

dominique:
See as they amputated C. Ronaldo's right arm in the name of Photoshop. Odikwa vely serious o!

@ Ksslib

You are both wrong. Look closely at the right hand.

bettercreature:
This man is just clueless.I have never heard of higher oil price having negative effect on oil producing country since i was born

@ FerdinandChime1

Let me explain what he meant by the statement of yours I quoted.

You and I both know that Nigeria does not refine the oil we consume but now import all we use despite being an oil producing country. When oil dropped to 50 something dollars, obviously the landing cost and other associated costs of also dropped that was why Jonathan was able to reduce oil price from N97 to N87. When Buhari took over, he increased fuel price to N145 as he removed subsidy as Nigeria was wasting money on a few nigerians at the expense of millions of other Nigerians. Now that Oil price has risen back to 50 something dollars, the landing cost and other associated cost obviously has definitely increased (when converted to Naira).

What Henry is now saying is that since oil price is now 50 something, it is either government reintroduces subsidy because if they don't, petrol price in naira will increase and you and I know that petrol is the major determining factor of prices of other commodities in Nigeria.

What do you think is a major contributing factor of inflation in Nigeria? Petrol because we use petrol to move around, move goods around and also power our generators because of no light.

So as oil prices continue to increase, and we continue to import all our needs and not refine any, the increase will have a negative effect on Nigerians as the cost burden will be passed on to Nigerians since there is no more subsidy.

I believe with my explanation, you should understand what he's saying.

I thought he was going to show us a picture of the so called negligence on the part of the construction company.

Icon4s:
If they had even used "Stealed" it would have even be better.

The grammatical error is so obvious. Even stealed wouldn't be any way better.

@ Jethrolite, where and how will the petition be signed?

my Nexus 5 also charged fast

buygala:
And as long as Pretty Mike is paying them, he is generating employment and adding to the nation's GDP as well as reducing unemployment.

I'm in support of any act that reduces idleness, creates employment and adds to the country's GDP.

Aburi001:
Only in America such feat could be achieved within a short period.

In Nigeria, that guy will escape and Police will come up with statements like....."We are going to leave no stone unturned until the suspect is apprehended"

"We are on top of the situation, the public should assist with some information"

"Some suspects are already in our custody" etc

Will you please stop comparing us with foreign countries as we truly are not mates.

It's like comparing Argentina's Messi with our Stanley Okoro or even Musa sef... No basis for comparism at all!!!

JudgementHammer:
The husband shape of head be like local breed coconut with that funny moustache. God forgive me o

God forgive me too

You forgot to add the bolded in the second sentence

idupaul:
This is the type of girl that goes to a shop to ask if they have peak milk from holland

cutetj:
whereas she can't spend her own money to buy peak from Nigeria not to talk of the one from Holland

ip2121918021:
Haha, they made fun of Nigerians once and I stopped watching SouthPark. I continued after two days though.

I think I also watched that very episode but I chose to see the funny side as who have they not made fun of in America. Is it Trump, Obama, Bush, Clinton, Samuel L. Jackson, Paris Hilton, JayZ, Saddam? You name them!!

You and I know that we love it because of the Mockery. The crew behind Southpark are all crazy. Kudos to them.

ip2121918021:
By their names, we shall sabi them
Even Cartman knows .
https://i.imgur.com/h2ezXjO.gif
https://i.imgur.com/QVDJG07.gif

Kyle is my favorite although i also like cartman but he's really a goat.

ojinuocheibi:
I hate celebrity news, just give us politics and economic development news

I hate celebrity news and now hate politics news, just give me economic development news.

Uber was a serious game changer for cab businesses. I think you didn't see the threat uber was going to pose to your business nor envisage the impact it will have on the cab business industry.

It is important to be conscious of the steps of other competitors as they are capable of pushing us out of the market before we know what is happening.

Well it is good you have learnt from the experience.

Coldfeet:

i am sure you can be very mean at the slightest provocation as shown by that picture.

veekid:
Who noticed this? We were locked out of Nairaland again! This will be third time in 2016. Happney65! Wetin dey happen now?

i noticed as well.

kingsman66:
how can a woman burn my skin like this, and I seat there taking pix.
some men are mumu.
nah to just open her pussy and pure the remaining oil in there......
what a wicked world

Siddon for the comfort of your room dey type dis thing wey you type.

The story said the man was asleep when the wife poured hot all on his body and she fled immediately after the act.

So if na you be the guy, how you wan take catch her and proceed to do all you said you would do?

Make I just give you one advice, don't mess with an ordinary woman talkless of a wicked one. If woman offend you first and you retaliate, no wahala but if na you first offend woman and she decides to retaliate, know that your end has come because she won't rest until she finish you. She can go as far as destroying everything in the world just to get back at you.

I have nothing to say other than the actors/actresses delivered their lines and interpreted the roles perfectly.

Kudos to them on the acting.

My favourite amongst markangel comedy crew.

He's the best actor amongst them as he interpretes his roles very well.

I am seriously searching for my sister's Mavros

That was the era when Gowon declared money wasn't the problem but how to spend it.

But sadly the population has shot up while spending isn't in tandem with population growth. Sad!!!

Are you sure someone close to you isn't the one behind this theft? As that person close to you knows that's the line you registered with and also knows your password...

Well the first step in unraveling who is behind this is to formally Lodge a complaint at GTbank.

Didn't you all hear that a suicide bomber killed 2 people in Cameroon??

I believe this is the news..