₦airaland Forum

Jovi10:
You can even get a big well tonnes ass in the gym with the right diet and supplements and workout

Exactly. While there's a limit to what you can get in the gym, you should be satisfied with your body regardless.

The ultimate thing is contentment and self love.

Love800:
This your comment is Golden!

Normally as a human, not everybody will be attracted to you, even if you invest in more beauty creams, soaps, clothes etc...

Who will like or love you is going to come naturally. That is why it's not good to force a relationship.
This doesn't mean you shouldn't dress good-looking. But don't put pressure on yourself!

💯

Peakdesign23:
The small one is now bigger than the big one. Such is life.

Bigger how? Kindly expatiate...

TheWebbers:
I thought I was the only one with a functioning brain until I saw your comment.

Bro, Nairaland matter ehn... Make person just come here dey catch cruise, nothing again 😂

eeithis:
true bro but she ain't suppose to wear this outside infact they plan on how to set a gym room in their house.....

What did she wear? Is she supposed to wear a long gown or skirt to the gym? 🤨

Some of you legit believe that once someone is a pastor, they can't live normal lives anymore.

wunmi590:
Lol, it looks like nah only me and you see when the banter happen last 2weeks for twitter...

It's a joke, but most people here don't know 😆 😂 🤣

Abi o... Nairaland wey dey carry 1980 news like NTA. A lot of Nairaland members are also very ignorant, they will just jump and start commenting like online parrots without confirming a story.

Dazzling outfit as how?

Abeg let these people breathe jare... They are just going to the gym to keep fit, no big deal.

Raf4:
It would have been more honorable for them to have crashed out during the 1st round.

Aje! 5-0 for final na bad history for the club.

E for better make Inter no reach final than this disgrace wey dem com face ooo

Small twitter cruise wey boys just do for fun, una carry am for front page. A lot of people will now believe it's true.

You can see the prison picture was used as the twitter dp... Try to vet information before putting it on the front page.

OMG!!! 😯

akpumping7720:
When their tribesmen are done insulting Sanwo-Olu and other LASG officials by 2031. They will see to that

LOL you sef like wahala. Onijogbon 😂

RIP to the deceased.

Abia state govt should improve on water transport safety and ensure that all boat/canoe operators have sufficient life jackets for the riders.

Skyfornia:
I noticed that it is always single mature ladies that's always bashing men. Why??

She's probably a divorcee trying to send a message to her ex... Maybe she suffered in her ex-husband's house over such domestic things, who knows.

Love800:
Can you list some technical schools, let me know dem?

Use Google oga!

Racoon:
For me, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Graig. However Pierce Brosnan have my number one spot. Always witty but extremely dangerous.

Pierce Brosnan was the perfect James Bond... Looks, class, composure, everything!

Love800:
I read the link. It was crazy. So the female cop shot the man because she thought the guy was an intruder, meanwhile the guy was just chilling in his own apartment. Sad!
There are 1000 ways to die in America too!
If you give me a free visa there, i will think twice about it!

You get‽ I really pray for people living in America man. It's so scary living in a country where everyone owns a gun and if someone loses their mind, they might shoot you. On top of that, their police are always racially profiling blacks.

A Nigerian doctor was also k1lled recently by a female neighbour over a noise complaint. She brought out a gun and wasted the man.

https://www.nairaland.com/8410831/dr-akintunde-bowden-shot-dead

ProudlyLagos:
😂😂😂continue crying…..no time for shalaye, pls argue with your keyboard

The guy just quoted me too, I refused to shalaye... Be like we rehearse am together 😂

lexy2014:
who put southern kaduna on the map?

Seems you don't understand the figure of speech... I refuse to shalaye! 😒

iwaeda:
How many Technical schools still functioning, a government converting polytechnics to universities.

Technical schools are not the same as polytechnics bro. Technical school leavers graduate with NABTEB certificate not HND or OND.

PROPEACE:
I am a southern kaduna guy, in 2023 I was a die hard peter Obi supporter. But forgive me Pitobi, 2027 na Tilumbu I go vote.

It's not a bad idea to vote for him. He has put Southern Kaduna on the map for life.

Also, to be fair on Obi, he didn't have a chance to prove himself as president, maybe he would have done more than Tinubu.

Tinubu has done a lot for Southern Kaduna.

University, FMC, Chief of Defence Staff... These are people who had been abandoned for a very long time and the only thing they benefited was insecurity and marginalization.

I am not an APC supporter or a Tinubu fan, but he did well. God bless Nigeria.

saphiere:
if it was in Nigeria una go say this kind tin no fit happen abroad. Now e don happened abroad. The truth is, all men are m.ad.

I've never heard or see news about female police officers both in developed and underdeveloped countries behaving like psychos.

Stop making it a gender issue abeg. We all know most female police officers in Nigeria aren't always on road duty, neither do they usually bear arms, they stay at the police station and the ratio of male to female officers in Nigeria is probably 20 to 1. Women that are always emotional, na una for kee people pass. 😏

A female US police officer literally went into someone's house and shot him dead, claiming she thought it was her apartment.

https://www.npr.org/2019/10/02/766454839/amber-guyger-ex-officer-who-killed-man-in-his-apartment-given-10-years-in-prison

Many cases like that, use google please.

SultanOfPuna:
I have lived alone in apartment from 2019 to 2023
Due to financial struggles i relocated to my parents house 2023 since then i'm still with them

Now its 2 years and i have gotten financially stable and solid.
I want to leave but my parents are old and they want me to be around them at this stage of their life.


My parents are really old
My siblings are all married except me. My siblings are in different states far away from my parents.
I'm the only one closer to them

I'm the one taking care of the house and making sure things are in order.
But deep down i want to leave the house and go create my own family.

If i leave them and move out i fear that things will be out of order and disorganised due to old age.
Unfortunately no younger sibling to help look after them.

What should i do?

Get an accommodation close to your parents' house if possible, that way you can check on them from time to time and still have your own privacy. You can move out of the house, but make necessary arrangements for their security and well-being, that's the most important.

Once you're not too far from them and you check on them at least once or twice a week, they'll get used to it and it would be a win-win for everyone.

Truejihadistont:
We've all refused to draw character boundaries, let's expect anything

"We" ke? speak for yourself o... I learned my lessons early in life and I'm grateful to God for character development.

dynicks:
I think this comes way too late bro as your past escapades has been unearthed and I'm sure by now, u should be expecting invites from the authorities...!!......

Una go just open mouth dey mis-yahn anyhow..... You think it's everything person suppose dey open mouth dey talk whether for business or for cruise sake.....

your fowl don lay cooked egg!....

No mind am, him dey try change story... He totally looks like the type to sleep with underage girls. If them check am well, the story no be lie.

Fujiyama:
^^^
At this point one isn't even sure if this is a skit.

Some have said the fellow is likely to be an NDDC (or some similar scheme) scholarship awardee - and I agree with that view. One has to ask the question: do these students receive any counselling or psychological assessments before they are put on a plane? The fellow in this video had nothing to say about his studies in Norway - it was all about flexing with drug dealers and other undesirables after a 'successful' mission to Italy.

Some people are simply not ready for some things that come their way. What is sad is that there are people who would give their left testicles, kidneys, (you name it) just to get the kind of opportunity this fellow just threw away.

What a waste.

Hmm... you took a deeper look at the issue and I really laud your perspective. He's indeed likely to be an NDDC scholarship awardee, obviously a product of nepositic selection, cos he seems to lack the intellectual capacity to merit any foreign scholarship if it were by academic performance. He even said he was introduced into the drug business by a "Bayelsa man" so that really corroborates it.

He truly wasn't prepared for what came his way. He just wasted a golden slot and wasted his own golden opportunity.

emeIs:
Village people eeh

That's not an issue of village people. It's merely §tupidity and greed. Village people effect is when someone is doing the right thing and ends up badly... There's a big difference.

Tell me why someone on scholarship, being paid to study, would decide to move with drug dealers, use drugs and even end up working as a drug mule in Europe? Which highness him dey find? Which money him dey find?

Some opportunities only come once in a lifetime, if you miss it, you've missed it for life.

Aduke00001:
Let me get this right, you were born in 1992 and you're dating someone born in 2007 😂 my ex wanted to do the same thing for me at 18, and Thank God I use my senses because by now the story would have changed.
I hope you can come back here in 5 or 6 years to tell us how the marriage later end. Let her explore first and annjoy her teenage.

So you dated a 30+ guy while you were 18, cos you called the person your ex... Hmm 🤔